I'll always be grateful for the anonymity of the internet.
I remember once it allowed me to chat with a professional skateboarder.
I used really strong words, called him a little bitch, told him he didn't know what he was talking about, challenged him to a dual, to the death no less, mocked his sexuality, told him I had done his sister in the anus, and then demanded he upload dick pics to prove his dick wasn't 3" long.
Yeah...I made him MY li'l bitch.
Shortly afterwards I saw this little bitch pro know-nothing out at a local spot. I was sitting there watching him skate and in my head I thought, "Oh man, that's that bitch I totally owned on SLAP." I wondered briefly if he'd ever know I was the guy who had embarrassed him in front of, basically, the whole world. Then I remembered there was know way he would ever know it was me, and I chuckled in my head.
Oh yeah.
Fuckin' bitch.