NEW DYRDEK FOOTY!!!

[Turtle Boy]

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/two-men-dressed-turds-emerge-butt-tell-you-about-dude-wipes-166443

I wonder how much they paid him to do that, because I try to figure what could be worse than that.

[Owen]

If this is not a joke, it is some of the most degrading shit (literally) I've ever seen.

[The Woodsman]

Dear God, I can't believe that actually happened. I mean even if its a joke its a bad one.

[Brett]

hahahahahaha Rob is a piece of pooh..... hahahahaha

[skate_spbr]

what the fuck did I just watch

the fucked up part is that the website for this product exists http://www.dudeproducts.com/

[Andy_Roys_Left_Nut]

Robert has officially burrowed through the bottom of the metaphorical barrel.

[Can of Soup]

what the fuck did I just watch

the fucked up part is that the website for this product exists http://www.dudeproducts.com/

Yeah, poop accoutrements seem to be all the rage these days:

[jomeara1]

wow...didn't expect that.  I thought it was just gonna be another pop shuv it krook on a ledge like he always does. 

[GAY]

Just wanted to go on record to say that I was hating on Dyrdek before it was cool...

like, before he was even born I was hating on him...

like when his mom met his dad, I hated on that motherfucker...

the day the doctor told Mrs Dyrdek "You're preggers" I was so angry, man.

I've hated on him since the 8th day of creation, y'all.

I've hated on Dyrdek like the desert needs the rain, nahmean?

Oh damn, how I've hated that guy.

[mattofallmatts]

I see a sadness in those eyes...

[reallygudsk8rkid]

Wow, I actually have that poo-pouri in my bathroom, never really knew what it was, I thought it was just there as like decor.

[BiPolarBear]

HAHA that was awesome! Best Dyrdek footage I've seen in a minute

[jomeara1]

Just wanted to go on record to say that I was hating on Dyrdek before it was cool...

like, before he was even born I was hating on him...

like when his mom met his dad, I hated on that motherfucker...

the day the doctor told Mrs Dyrdek "You're preggers" I was so angry, man.

I've hated on him since the 8th day of creation, y'all.

I've hated on Dyrdek like the desert needs the rain, nahmean?

Oh damn, how I've hated that guy.

Lol I didn't mind Dyrdek back in the day when he was just a skater.  Once he started getting involved with all this MTV bullshit I was getting annoyed by him.  Rob and Big was acceptable but fantasy factory is just god awful. But who am I to say that he shouldn't do it.  It's his life and he seems pretty damn happy making millions right?

[WantSomeSlaw]

seriously what the fuck is skating anymore

Quoting myself from a different thread, cause it applies here.
But to comment on what someone said about liking Dyrdek when he was a real skater. I agree with that. I think I've mentioned before that it's really cool seeing him in skate documentaries and shit talking about old skate culture and it kinda reminds you "oh damn, he used to be a real core skater, and he knew/knows his shit."
I want him to get back into the scene, without using MTV as a vessel, then I will definitely like him again (I think)

[too much]

Didn't watch it...pretty happy on the outcome of this thread. Thought the worst there would be actual Dyrdek footage and more hype than the BFFS Tom Penny thread. Had me worried with the all caps and exclamation points.

Those guys had an obsession with shit or what? There was that lunch truck episode about the "dump truck" and everything was referenced to taking a shit on the menu? I remember big black talking about wearing two pairs of socks so he can use 1 of the socks to wipe his ass if he takes a shit somewhere that has no tp? Their sketch writers are fucking weird.