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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #60 on: March 30, 2024, 12:16:24 AM »
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What I always found strange was that Johan had to get the std from some other girl first right? Why isn't there a witch hunt to find her and ruin her career too? Double standard.
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #61 on: March 30, 2024, 03:53:04 AM »
Dude had a real McPoyle vibe.
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #62 on: March 30, 2024, 04:10:15 AM »
Johan will never get Succeyed again

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2024, 04:31:53 AM »
Johan youíre such a disease
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2024, 04:33:53 AM »
I always liked his tall girl style, big floppy scarecrow slams. I stopped paying much attention when he started wearing overalls, so I probably wouldn't be very invested in his hypothetically ongoing career.

World's Best Dad mentioned Dane Burman doing something very simillar in one of his video interviews, which Dane immediately denied. Some other interview goes on about two ladies finding out about eachother and fucking up his room while he was in US. He seems more on the ball with social morality now, but I dunno if he ever addressed any of that.

Didn't CatPower give Spanly nobbers when he was like 15?

Derek Jeter supposedly gave Jessica Alba herp.

My friend was playing a show one time and a hired stripper did a handstand split in his face on stage. Dude went to town on her in the middle of the set and immediately develped a simple kinda thing.

My gf tells me she can't give it to me bc she takes medicine when experiencing flare ups. She'll hear nothing about viral shedding. Maybe she gave it to Johan.

HERPES!

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2024, 04:45:17 AM »
I had a friend who took a girl out to eat for a first(?) date. Mid way through the dinner a girl he had previously had intercourse with and ghosted after taking her to the same establishment - letís call that place Albany Crazy Wings - came up to them and confronted my friend. She warned the other girl, who took the advice and left without finishing her wings, presumably.

Nobody in this story has an std as far as I know though, but considering the wing chain, that may be doubtful
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2024, 04:50:30 AM »
Cat Power gave Kevin Long an STD when he was 15? Sources pls

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2024, 07:09:02 AM »
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how are you gonna assume she got it from a man. what if she got it from a girl
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Good point. I don't know, I sometimes just assume things that I maybe shouldn't; the female gender of the person that gave the std to the girl (as per MrDuckey's assumption) that gave Johan the std, the inability of Leicester City to ever win the league, the honesty and truthfulness of someone who says he's going to try to nollie tre a hydrant. I'm a man who sometimes makes a mistake.
get off my hydrant before i blast ya

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #68 on: March 30, 2024, 07:31:54 AM »
How dare you besmirch the name of Watertown Wacky Wings.
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2024, 08:02:26 AM »
Johan Stuckey had a thrasher interview a few years back. The first photo showed him and Nick Cave hanging out.  I guess they had become buddies through Johan babysitting children of well-off LA folk

Oh yeah, completely forgot about this. I think Cave lived in LA for a few years after his son died. Funny to think of Johan being some kid's nanny.

https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/johan-stuckey-s-cave-part/

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2024, 08:35:47 AM »
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Johan Stuckey had a thrasher interview a few years back. The first photo showed him and Nick Cave hanging out.  I guess they had become buddies through Johan babysitting children of well-off LA folk
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Oh yeah, completely forgot about this. I think Cave lived in LA for a few years after his son died. Funny to think of Johan being some kid's nanny.

https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/johan-stuckey-s-cave-part/
So did Nick Cave give him herpes?

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2024, 04:23:29 PM »
I'm a fan of Johan and miss his skating and antics, he was an entertaining dude tbh. I personally don't think he would've gotten the nod from Vans though...but maybe got on something else like Last Resort or maybe Asics. Hard to say if he would've slowed down once he realized he would probably never make a decent living skating and likely still would've had to work at least part time to survive. Regardless he probably had 2 more parts and some montage clips left in him...maybe he still does, who's to say?

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2024, 04:51:09 PM »
There is so many dirty ass skaters all yíall donít even know about. This one you do. Anyways. Stop eating peanut butter and be honest. Listen pills. Week end always been a bottom feeder company in the industry fish tank.

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2024, 05:20:17 PM »
he a whole goofy

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2024, 10:07:33 PM »
Canít even remember what dude looks like, but for some reason a Gifted Hater looking dude pops into my headÖ.

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2024, 08:19:22 AM »
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There is so many dirty ass skaters all yíall donít even know about. This one you do. Anyways. Stop eating peanut butter and be honest. Listen pills. Week end always been a bottom feeder company in the industry fish tank.
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2024, 08:41:05 AM »
Canít even remember what dude looks like, but for some reason a Gifted Hater looking dude pops into my headÖ.

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2024, 08:47:50 AM »
Is the roast unavailable online?

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2024, 10:37:11 AM »
Asked Grant about Johan a while back. He said dude was in counseling and working to find ways to make amends and learning how to right his wrongs.

This would be nice. Hope it's true. Being chill with spreading stis is not ok at all.
I've had to say goodbye to several friends who was living in that way.
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2024, 10:55:28 AM »
Is the roast unavailable online?

Nah, it was taken down, ostensibly because the jokes about Johan spreading STIs hit differently after his part in Fully Flared-Up.

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #80 on: March 31, 2024, 11:02:33 AM »
Was a big fan, think he rips. Definitely can confirm heís a spacey kind of lad as I interviewed him & heís sort of a clown. I know he was asked to be on Hockey so he couldíve made it.


He messed up though & paid, as he shouldíve as that behavior is inexcusable.


WKND also is dreadful so who knows.

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2024, 11:03:58 AM »
Can’t even remember what dude looks like, but for some reason a Gifted Hater looking dude pops into my head….

Not trying to compliment JS but I would go with him before hater.

Johan ticks more boxes for me. Both would be disqualified for uncool behaviors
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2024, 11:29:19 AM »
Dude should skate king of macba

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2024, 02:26:21 PM »
Was a big fan, think he rips. Definitely can confirm heís a spacey kind of lad as I interviewed him & heís sort of a clown. I know he was asked to be on Hockey [\b]so he couldíve made it.


He messed up though & paid, as he shouldíve as that behavior is inexcusable.


WKND also is dreadful so who knows.
I enjoy JSís footy, but Hockey for the win getting Diego as their token 4 eye, as I prefer his footy over JSís.

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2024, 06:29:44 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjFbUp5Cgx8

My favorite Johan video. A true legend of our era. A career cut too short. Could have rode for Vans or Nike if skating ability was all that mattered in this industry. I think Supreme was afraid of WKND so they plotted a scheme to take down their biggest talent

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2024, 06:37:22 PM »

Could have rode for Vans or Nike if skating ability was all that mattered in this industry. I think Supreme was afraid of WKND so they plotted a scheme to take down their biggest talent
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2024, 06:38:29 PM »
Johan Stuckey and that rollerblade were the two worst things to come out of WKND.
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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #87 on: March 31, 2024, 08:21:18 PM »




Didn't CatPower give Spanly nobbers when he was like 15?









Geez louise dude, hold yer horses. He was definitely of age and it definitely seemed to be his girlfriend. Can't and wont speak on nobbers as Im not completely sure what that means in this context

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2024, 04:14:15 AM »
i was super cool with johan and then happened. once he moved to la he it went downhill. which a shame

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Re: Conjecture: Johan Stuckey
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2024, 04:42:46 AM »
I'm a fan of Johan and miss his skating and antics, he was an entertaining dude tbh. I personally don't think he would've gotten the nod from Vans though...but maybe got on something else like Last Resort or maybe Asics. Hard to say if he would've slowed down once he realized he would probably never make a decent living skating and likely still would've had to work at least part time to survive. Regardless he probably had 2 more parts and some montage clips left in him...maybe he still does, who's to say?

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