Beanies save lives?

[jonnysheen]

Berle
Sean greene
Anti hero team

All seem to be wearing them for some sort of head protection.

Or is it just the tramline fashion?

[Paco Supreme]

Beanies are great at masking how wide that bald patch is on the back of your head.

Won’t do much for smacking it into concrete though.

[Síota]

They could prevent fatal hypothermia so yeah they could save lives.

[c0lv10n3]

Beanies > caps

[Prostate Exam]

Cock beanies do:

[jonnysheen]

Beanies are great at masking how wide that bald patch is on the back of your head.

Won’t do much for smacking it into concrete though.

Limo team need to get some then. 

[Air-Bear]

One of my skate theories is that a cuffed beanie gives just enough protection to turn minor concussions and ugly dents into slight headaches.
Source: hit the back of my head without a beanie

[Magnolia]

Beanies are great at masking how wide that bald patch is on the back of your head.

Won’t do much for smacking it into concrete though.

Guys going bald tend to not put sunscreen on top of their heads and all that sun exposure could def do some damage down the line. Beanies prevent skin cancer

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Nah fitted caps do

[Gab]

Just put your beanie over a helmet, no one will ever know.

[conan777]

Why do skaters wear beanies in hot weather? It's so dumb

[botefdunn]

Why do skaters wear beanies in hot weather? It's so dumb

For the same reason people complain about being cold, but don't wear long underwear.

[m477]

Cock beanies do:

Pretty pretty please somebody photoshop this as a beanie onto the Jason Jesse quadruple forehead. Plz.

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Ayo 💀

Cock beanies do:

[$$LESH]

it’s a comfort thing

[Highonangeldust]

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Pretty pretty please somebody photoshop this as a beanie onto the Jason Jesse quadruple forehead. Plz.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

armor class +1

[Síota]

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Pretty pretty please somebody photoshop this as a beanie onto the Jason Jesse quadruple forehead. Plz.

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Holy fuck hahahaha

[SatanicPanic]

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Pretty pretty please somebody photoshop this as a beanie onto the Jason Jesse quadruple forehead. Plz.

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Gnarrrd

[jgonzalez]

Weed save lives

[@bolts_the_snowman on IG]

Weed save lives

It saved mine

[skate_or_dingus]

 Toque

[Banned from the room]

It's too true. Beanies I'm telling yah Ked.



It literally can't get better than this. I wish I had a double.
When this hat dies the patch is going on whatever vest I got at the time. Right over my heart.

People need to know why I'm not bored in my limited sobriety.

It's 100 true that my sobriety isnt just powered by weed. I could stop the weed. I can't ever give up Dlx products. Especially now that Venture is inhouse.
I want people to know just in case they wanna copy a foo to get to the gold life.
I'm thinking about starting an NA meeting for people who lost their soul connection. Cuz drugs do that.

I can't get no satisfaction in my opinion is about sobriety without skatebloarding.

When I don't have a bloard in my life I care about nothing at all.

So what I'm thinking about is weekly meet up. Don't need to bring a board. Just like an Orange Man demo. I have a bag lady cart full of bloards for everyone to share.
All different sizes and shapes.

Also I assume no one is gonna show because I'm not an orange man.

But yeah I have this dream on my mind. I want to use skatebloards as public medicine. Build a stronger community through love.

Maybe I can get some local skaters who on the fun sobriety program to chair a meeting or 6. Maybe if it gets big enough I can get Andy Roy to come to one.

Maybe I can get a vert ramp this way!

All these thoughts come from the feeling I get from my board. Also Im heavily inspired by Orange Man. I remember the first time I saw him. He was riding a bike with the cart on the back. I was babysitting at Lynch. All the kids around us looked up and went IYS ORANGE MAN!!! My kids said who's that?

I just thought hmm. Maybe that's inspiration. That's the guy you need to start coping right fuckin now!

Get on that fuckin skatebloard you filthy little Legacy breakers you. HAVE FUN IMMEDIATELY OR ITS LIVER AND RED ONIONS FOR DINNER!

Wtf is wrong with kids these days.

You're gonna ride that stupid skatebloard and you're going to frickin like it god damnit! Don't you wanna be like Andy Roy when you grow up?!?! FUCK