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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #60 on: September 03, 2015, 06:29:38 PM »
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I think he knows people think he's a weirdo for his guru schtick and has fun playing it up.
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Yo Jereme, imma let you finish but seriously ???
"but I come from where all humans come from, some life source"
Oh you do? Wow mang, that's pretty fucking deep right there ::)
You're not fucking guest lecturing for deepak chopra for christ sakes, someone from thrasher just asked you where you were born.
That's fine if if he thinks he is 'spiritual' or accessing some higher power or some shit but he just comes off as totally delusional/ so full of himself that I full-body cringe every single time he opens his mouth.
He is honestly like watching a car crash for me...

And those girls, really? It seriously looks like you just walked down the street offering randoms money with the only criteria being;
a) you'll have to stand next to Jereme for more than 1 minute
b) you'll have to try your hardest not to cringe with every word said

On the plus side, I'll guess he'll make for interesting guest??
I think Chocolate should get bonus points simply for having to put up with him 24/7
 

Meh. Hes an interesting guy in a world full of  bland people.

Let him do his thing and enjoy it. Or if not, just dont pay attention.


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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #61 on: September 03, 2015, 06:43:16 PM »
Meh. Hes trying way to hard to be an interesting guy in a world full of bland people.

If he just shut the fuck up and skated (you listening mike v?) then I honestly wouldn't mind him, but his whole "yo, I'm enlightened cuz I read some self help books in jail (yet watch me brag about "bitches" and how much money I supposedly have)" shtick annoys the hell out of me. I probably should just ignore him as you suggested, again though he's my car crash; I simply can't turn away from the horror :o 


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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #62 on: September 03, 2015, 06:50:14 PM »
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Meh. Hes trying way to hard to be an interesting guy in a world full of bland people.
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"yo, I'm enlightened cuz I read some self help books in jail (yet watch me brag about "bitches" and how much money I supposedly have)"


It wasn't jail it was the fuckin mushrooms that did that to him all that spiritual shit he spouts comes straight from the archetypal mushroom trip.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #63 on: September 03, 2015, 06:57:15 PM »
It wasn't jail it was the fuckin mushrooms that did that to him all that spiritual shit he spouts comes straight from the archetypal mushroom trip.

That's one fucking long trip there Jereme :D
If you wanna get on the spiritual trip thang then hey, that's fine. He comes across waaaay pompous for me to not face palm at all the shit he dribbles though. A good choice by Thrasher though no doubt, will be interesting to see how everyone deals with him

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #64 on: September 03, 2015, 06:59:20 PM »
Birdhouse will probably win again, I'm glad Heath will get some of that cash. Looking forward to this one!
Forrest is funny. also I met Jereme when he was on KOTR. Super nice dude, this was pre-mushroom trip.

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« Reply #65 on: September 03, 2015, 07:17:04 PM »
Jereme was as annoying as ever but there's absolutely nothing worse than someone bragging about how much money they USE to make.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #66 on: September 03, 2015, 07:21:38 PM »
I look forward to Jereme trying to start some weirdo cult compound some day.

Can see it now actually. Also predict that the majority of its members will be ex-juggalo types
ICP collab in the works?

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #67 on: September 03, 2015, 07:45:15 PM »
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2015, 07:50:17 PM »
Heath of retirement, he will be skating obviously. Forrest is be perfect for KOTR, he can do anything man, too bad he's just a guest

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2015, 07:55:01 PM »
Birdhouse will probably win again, I'm glad Heath will get some of that cash. Looking forward to this one!
Forrest is funny. also I met Jereme when he was on KOTR. Super nice dude, this was pre-mushroom tip.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2015, 01:30:06 AM »
To whoever asked, Heath quit as Emerica TM like 6 months ago. Some dude named Casey does it now. I think there was an interview in Thrasher.

I'm starting to think another Heath part really might happen.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2015, 04:49:31 AM »
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I look forward to Jereme trying to start some weirdo cult compound some day.
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Can see it now actually. Also predict that the majority of its members will be ex-juggalo types
ICP collab in the works?
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I'm thinking of it more as a Scientology Lite for bored kids in LA.  It'll all end in a cyanide laced champagne foam party in Ibiza.

I imagine the cult initiation would involve mushroom tea, a facial tattoo to show devotion to the leader and the ceremonial burning of all bridges from your previous life.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #72 on: September 04, 2015, 08:22:48 PM »

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #73 on: September 05, 2015, 09:34:19 AM »
I look forward to Jereme trying to start some weirdo cult compound some day.

"RIP to my cult one day"
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #74 on: September 05, 2015, 11:12:47 AM »
What the fuck happened to jereme

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2015, 01:45:03 PM »
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2015, 02:18:03 PM »

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2015, 02:28:10 PM »
Are you kidding? That's awesome.
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2015, 02:58:32 PM »
Why is Jereme getting shine? What the fuck

Heath seemed embarrassed to be grouped in with those two. Heath is the man, he should be mentioned more often as one of the best street skaters of all time, imo.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2015, 05:51:05 PM »
why are so many of you hating on jereme? he's fucking hilarious

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #80 on: September 05, 2015, 07:46:22 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #81 on: September 05, 2015, 11:31:57 PM »
edwards pro for zero hype begins

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #83 on: September 06, 2015, 05:55:48 AM »
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I look forward to Jereme trying to start some weirdo cult compound some day.
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Can see it now actually. Also predict that the majority of its members will be ex-juggalo types
ICP collab in the works?

Jereme - coud be the next Charles Manson - and Heath
the next Charles Bronson.
Good Mystery Guest this year - i am hyped.
They all rip and have potential to collect points
or fuck up the crew- good callange for the team.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #84 on: September 06, 2015, 05:45:02 PM »
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bitch i still don't got no kids

(which makes me wonder about his sperm count)

Word around town is I fucked a thousand bitches... DAMN

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #85 on: September 07, 2015, 01:21:47 AM »
Heath with the Larry David tribute  :D



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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #86 on: September 07, 2015, 08:22:47 AM »
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bitch i still don't got no kids
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(which makes me wonder about his sperm count)

Word around town is I fucked a thousand bitches... DAMN

You got that last part backwards, its fucked a thousand bitches then the no kids part. I mean Jesus if your going to quote a master piece at least you could get it right.
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #87 on: September 07, 2015, 08:31:34 AM »
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bitch i still don't got no kids
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(which makes me wonder about his sperm count)

Word around town is I fucked a thousand bitches... DAMN
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You got that last part backwards, its fucked a thousand bitches then the no kids part. I mean Jesus if your going to quote a master piece at least you could get it right.
ha, you'd think, right? i actually watched it to make sure before i posted and it's in weird order cause jereme's different, yeah he different' sort of a silly thing to argue/search up proof of order but anyways. i think the fact that we have nonsense like this to enjoy is the important part.

http://genius.com/Jcasanova-30-thousand-100-million-lyrics

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #88 on: September 07, 2015, 08:38:16 AM »
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bitch i still don't got no kids
[close]

(which makes me wonder about his sperm count)

Word around town is I fucked a thousand bitches... DAMN
[close]

You got that last part backwards, its fucked a thousand bitches then the no kids part. I mean Jesus if your going to quote a master piece at least you could get it right.
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ha, you'd think, right? i actually watched it to make sure before i posted and it's in weird order cause jereme's different, yeah he different' sort of a silly thing to argue/search up proof of order but anyways. i think the fact that we have nonsense like this to enjoy is the important part.

http://genius.com/Jcasanova-30-thousand-100-million-lyrics

Damn it! My memory has failed me. In an attempt to make up for it I'll post the video for everyone enjoyment

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #89 on: September 07, 2015, 09:05:39 AM »


Was waiting for a Macaulay Culkin as Michael Alig reference