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Gideon Choi

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Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:50:24 AM »
You know who I'm talking about, which pros look like they came straight out of Back To School shopping weekend at the local mall?

Garrett Hill, Chris Cole, Nyjah, Chaz Ortiz.

Any others?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2015, 12:10:47 PM »
Is "Zumiez couch" the skate industry equivalent to the movie industry's "casting couch"?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2015, 12:18:38 PM »
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2015, 12:58:01 PM »
I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2015, 01:03:41 PM »
Quote from: poorlatino on November 04, 2015, 12:58:01 PM
I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it

I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2015, 01:04:54 PM »
Quote from: GAY on November 04, 2015, 01:03:41 PM
Quote from: poorlatino on November 04, 2015, 12:58:01 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?

THIS sure was what he meant!
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2015, 01:09:58 PM »
Quote from: GAY on November 04, 2015, 12:10:47 PM
Is "Zumiez couch" the skate industry equivalent to the movie industry's "casting couch"?

It's the stepping stone to the "Crail couch"  :-X  ;)
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2015, 01:11:17 PM »
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
goddamn man im not a homophobe but does everything have to relate to gay sex with u?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2015, 01:17:23 PM »
lutzka, kelvin hoefler, chaz, pretty much most of the dudes in street league lol
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2015, 06:53:03 PM »
He's gay so yah if it's sexual it's going to be "gay sex"  If you simply complained that most of gays' posts were sexual in nature that wouldn't be as homphobic as what you said.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2015, 07:00:37 PM »
More like Greg Butzka.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2015, 07:35:06 PM »
Quote from: ADOLF SHITLER on November 04, 2015, 01:11:17 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
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goddamn man im not a homophobe but does everything have to relate to gay sex with u?

When you're hungry, you're more interested in food. You don't know GAY's dickstate at everymoment; potentially he may only post while half mast and wishes to set sails into anai. Consider thinking critically before posting upon other's potential dickstate. P&TY
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2015, 08:08:46 PM »
We all need to be more sensitive about each others dickstates
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2015, 02:47:04 PM »
Quote from: ADOLF SHITLER on November 04, 2015, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: GAY on November 04, 2015, 01:03:41 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
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goddamn man im not a homophobe but does everything have to relate to gay sex with u?

Because I'm gay.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2015, 03:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Gideon Choi on November 04, 2015, 11:50:24 AM
You know who I'm talking about, which pros look like they came straight out of Back To School shopping weekend at the local mall?

Garrett Hill, Chris Cole, Nyjah, Chaz Ortiz.

Any others?

How so? Chaz yes, but one thing you have to give Garrett is that he's an individual.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2015, 03:10:28 PM »
Quote from: poorlatino on November 04, 2015, 12:58:01 PM
I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it

well he liked my IG post so...
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2015, 03:24:18 PM »
Quote from: GAY on November 05, 2015, 02:47:04 PM
Quote from: ADOLF SHITLER on November 04, 2015, 01:11:17 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
[close]
goddamn man im not a homophobe but does everything have to relate to gay sex with u?
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Because I'm gay.
Since you are a large contributed to this forum, I may have missed this so excuse me but what, if any, skaters are you attracted to?  Must be hell if you like a few guys as much as I enjoy seeing leticia back lip.  Shit is back lip a favorite for you?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2015, 04:03:29 PM »
Quote from: mtvic on November 05, 2015, 03:24:18 PM
Quote from: GAY on November 05, 2015, 02:47:04 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
[close]

I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
[close]
goddamn man im not a homophobe but does everything have to relate to gay sex with u?
[close]

Because I'm gay.
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Since you are a large contributed to this forum, I may have missed this so excuse me but what, if any, skaters are you attracted to?  Must be hell if you like a few guys as much as I enjoy seeing leticia back lip.  Shit is back lip a favorite for you?

I prefer a benihana over a back lip any day.

I'm a Lee Ralph kind'a guy, personally.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2015, 06:30:14 AM »
Quote from: jam on November 05, 2015, 03:10:28 PM
Quote from: poorlatino on November 04, 2015, 12:58:01 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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well he liked my IG post so...

he commented on mines so...
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2015, 09:51:46 AM »
Quote from: mother collection on November 06, 2015, 06:30:14 AM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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well he liked my IG post so...
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he commented on mines so...
He signed my fedora so...
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2015, 09:55:29 AM »
He intoduced him self to me with his first and last name.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2015, 11:43:59 AM »
does mickey papa count?

ryan sheckler obviously
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2015, 04:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Silky Johnson on November 06, 2015, 09:51:46 AM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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well he liked my IG post so...
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he commented on mines so...
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He signed my fedora so...

Jokes aside, why the fuck does he do that? Some local random kid got a "gnarly!!!" comment from Lutzka on Instagram, and then I've noticed the guy is always liking people left and right and just leaving one-word comments that could relate to pretty much everything, spambot stuff, even. Is there an explanation to it, besides just going for cheap likes?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2015, 04:45:05 PM »
^^^ he's probably trying to butter people up to actually buy a board from darkstad.

I gotta throw Cody McIntire out there as my pick for being the numbr one Zumiez. He looks like he just walked out of the dressing room there at ever SLS event. How long till he is of Vox and on Nike or Etines?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2015, 04:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Big Baby Jesus on November 06, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
^^^ he's probably trying to butter people up to actually buy a board from darkstad.

I gotta throw Cody McIntire out there as my pick for being the numbr one Zumiez. He looks like he just walked out of the dressing room there at ever SLS event. How long till he is of Vox and on Nike or Etines?
BBJ Darkstar makes great boards, hella people buy them. Same wood as enjoi n almost. Wouldn't fuck with the price point stuff but DSM pros are nice

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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2015, 05:18:12 PM »
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^^^ he's probably trying to butter people up to actually buy a board from darkstad.

I gotta throw Cody McIntire out there as my pick for being the numbr one Zumiez. He looks like he just walked out of the dressing room there at ever SLS event. How long till he is of Vox and on Nike or Etines?
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BBJ Darkstar makes great boards, hella people buy them. Same wood as enjoi n almost. Wouldn't fuck with the price point stuff but DSM pros are nice

plus






Those graphics are disgusting. We can agree to disagree on this one. I've never owned a dwindle board and probably never will but I thought it was pretty common knowledge that DSM wood blows unless it's Impact Plus. I don't want a board that needs carbon added to it so it won't be so shitty.
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2015, 08:55:36 PM »
Quote from: mother collection on November 06, 2015, 06:30:14 AM
Quote from: jam on November 05, 2015, 03:10:28 PM
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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well he liked my IG post so...
[close]

he commented on mines so...

He doesn't know who i am because i don't hashtag stupid shit on instagram so......

EDIT: actually im going to start hashtagging dougbrown then he will like it and then you will all be jealous of me
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2015, 01:35:58 AM »
Zumiez have couch!?
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2015, 11:24:49 AM »
Funny you guys say that,

when i visited SD, he liked/commented on my photo too, i was like wtf dude hahahah
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Re: Skaters that look like they hang out on the Zumiez couch?
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2015, 06:47:06 AM »
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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well he liked my IG post so...
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he commented on mines so...
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