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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #90 on: September 11, 2016, 02:26:31 PM »
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Setting aside the odds and expectations against him, CM Punk not shaking Mickey Gall's hand was fucking baller.  Lots of people do it, but Punk did it right.  Gall looked shook.
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Agree.  That was pretty badass!  Gall did look shook.  Maybe CM lasts longer than 1 minute after all

Not shaking Gall's hand is what got him choked out in the first round. I could have seen Mickey letting him play for a round before ending the fight, which Mickey had the power to do from the start.

CM's welcome to the UFC punches were epic, props to Mickey for always showing up.

And Stipe.... Wow. Overeem STILL feeling those punches, regardless of when you read this hahaha

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2016, 01:03:10 AM »
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Setting aside the odds and expectations against him, CM Punk not shaking Mickey Gall's hand was fucking baller.  Lots of people do it, but Punk did it right.  Gall looked shook.
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Agree.  That was pretty badass!  Gall did look shook.  Maybe CM lasts longer than 1 minute after all
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Not shaking Gall's hand is what got him choked out in the first round. I could have seen Mickey letting him play for a round before ending the fight, which Mickey had the power to do from the start.

CM's welcome to the UFC punches were epic, props to Mickey for always showing up.

And Stipe.... Wow. Overeem STILL feeling those punches, regardless of when you read this hahaha

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #92 on: September 14, 2016, 06:22:41 AM »
Werdum's heel turn and kicking of Edmund was pretty funny.

To bad about Lawler being out against Cowboy. 

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #93 on: September 18, 2016, 09:58:10 PM »
So I think we all kind of skipped over the last card , was abit MEEEeeh . But still some good fights

anyways ! new weekend , new card and some invicta FC in the mix aswell !

Invicta FC 19   September 23, at KANSAS CITY SCOTTISH RITE TEMPLE

Ayaka Hamasaki vs Jinh Yu Frey

Irene Aldana vs Faith 'The Immortal' Van Duin

Manjit Kolekar vs   Kaline 'The Dark Angel' Medeiros

Tiffany 'Timebomb' Van Soest vs Kalyn '.50 Kal' Schwartz

Julia 'Jewels' Jones vs Stephanie 'The Scrapper' Skinner

Amber Leibrock vs Amy 'Donkey Kong' Coleman

Ashley 'Doll Face' Greenway vs   Unknown Fighter


UFC Fight Night: Cyborg vs. Lansberg (UFC Fight Night 95)will be held on September 24, 2016 at Gin?sio Nilson Nelson in Bras?lia, Brazil

Cristiane Justino   vs.   Lina Lansberg            
Renan Bar?o   vs.   Phillipe Nover            
Roy Nelson   vs.   Ant?nio Silva            
Francisco Trinaldo   vs.   Paul Felder            
Thiago Santos   vs.   Eric Spicely            
Godofredo Pepey   vs.   Mike De La Torre            

Gilbert Burns   vs.   Michel Prazeres            
Rani Yahya   vs.   Michinori Tanaka            
Jussier Formiga   vs.   Dustin Ortiz            
Erick Silva   vs.   Luan Chagas            

Alan Patrick   vs.   Stevie Ray            
Vicente Luque   vs.   H?ctor Urbina            
Glaico Fran?a   vs.   Gregor Gillespie            

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #94 on: October 20, 2016, 04:56:41 AM »
Seems like everybody forgot about this thread . not sure why !?!?!?!?!?

UFC Fight Night: Cyborg vs. Lansberg

Wasnt too excited about this card but ofc still watched it . Roy Nelson kicking the reff and gave him the finger !? wtf . Its been weeks
and still no word on punishment ehhh ?

Cyborg winning was no surprise right ? . In Swedish media Lansberg has been talking alot of smack after the fight , calling out cyborg for doping and that she basically fought a man . But she knew this way before she took the fight . shaaaady

UFC Fight Night: Lineker vs. Dodson

Andre Fili vs Hacran Dias  was a good fight thought Fili showed what he is all about

Brandon Moreno vs Louis Smolka . Wtf what happend ? I thought smolka would dominate . total shock

Alex Oliveira vs Will Brooks . Total bullshit , Brazilian guy came in over 5 pounds over weight . Brooks should have turned down the fight but he would have lost money . Oliveira just used his size and won . Such fucking bullshit , specially the way he won and acted after the fight

John Lineker vs John Dodson . Lineker came in over weight , shocker !? RIGHT !  . Was a good fight , could see it going anybodys way .
But I thought the right man won . I like Lineker but with him missing weight 600+ times I doubt he will get a title shot


UFC 204

Mike Perry vs Danny Roberts . Not a fan of Perry , after the racial stuff . But Roberts just fucked up , gassed out and lost Perry will go against Joubain next !

Leon Edwards vs Albert Tumenov. I really like Tumenov but he wont make it anywhere , great boxing but no skills on the ground

Jimi Manuwa vs  Ovince Saint Preux . Great fight !

Gegard Mousasi    vs Vitor Belfort . Mousasi dominating , good fight , maybe 1 more fight and title shot ? , Belfort might be done

Michael Bisping  vs Dan Henderson . Great fight , Great last fight , what a way to go out , and Bisping still the champ is always great haha


UFC 205

Best fucking card ever . I mean Holy fucking shit , omg ...


Other things

Connor getting fined 150k and 60 hours community service . And then dropping he wont fight in Las Vegas Again

Ronda coming back . But no switch of camp , or coach . Instead of working on her game for 1 year she was doing movies and chilling
I think she will get KOed and then retire

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #95 on: November 07, 2016, 01:47:08 PM »
Its almost time !

UFC 205 (also known as the best fucking fight card EVER !)


Main Card
Eddie Alvarez (c)   vs.   Conor McGregor   
Tyron Woodley (c)   vs.   Stephen Thompson
Joanna Jędrzejczyk (c)   vs.   Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Chris Weidman   vs.   Yoel Romero            
Kelvin Gastelum   vs.   Donald Cerrone            
Miesha Tate   vs.   Raquel Pennington            

Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1)
Frankie Edgar   vs.   Jeremy Stephens            
Khabib Nurmagomedov   vs.   Michael Johnson            
Rashad Evans   vs.   Tim Kennedy            
Vicente Luque   vs.   Belal Muhammad            

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Jim Miller   vs.   Thiago Alves            
Rafael Natal   vs.   Tim Boetsch            
Liz Carmouche   vs.   Katlyn Chookagian         



So many good fights !

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #96 on: November 08, 2016, 08:28:47 PM »
Bummed Rashad's out, but somehow I didn't realize Khabib was fighting so that more than makes up for it. Russians are so goddamned gnarly. At nine I was scared to kickturn frontside, much less wrestle a fucking bear --  www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JD0jVRyIAs
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2016, 07:52:24 AM »
Well Khabib delivered and definitely worthy of a title shot against Conor. Just got to watch out for that Irish left hand.

JJ and KK had a good battle. Makes me wonder how good you've got to be to beat the champ.

Woodley Thompson could have gone either way.

Stoked for Pennington. She looked good. Meisha's retirement was a bit of a surprise but it makes sense.


On a side note: JJ needs to focus and lose the hypemen crowd signing water bottles for her...

On a second side note: Ronda's probably gonna get merked unless Amanda just charges forward into her Judo ? la Cat Zingano.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2016, 09:39:07 AM »
I had no idea Meisha Tate was even fighting that night. Sort of seemed soon considering a lot of fighters don't even see 3 fights in one year. Shows how crazy one year can be with being on top of the world and being in the media to just retiring with nothing. I feel Rhonda will be the same way coming the end of the year. We'll see.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #99 on: December 30, 2016, 09:55:50 PM »
Cruz vs. Garbrandt was fun to watch.

And Nunes vs. Rousy... wow.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #100 on: December 30, 2016, 10:04:56 PM »
Cody is a savage, the shit talk between him and TJ will be great.  Ronda can move on to the WWE now.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #101 on: December 30, 2016, 10:34:12 PM »
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #102 on: December 30, 2016, 11:36:34 PM »
That was tough. I honestly didn't think she'd win anyways but she couldn't take a punch for nothing. Although I think her time is over, I hope she continues to fight. Everyone on contact sports loses (aside from Mayweather), so you just got to take it and move on.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #103 on: December 31, 2016, 12:44:58 AM »
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #104 on: December 31, 2016, 01:58:32 AM »
Ronda will just dissapear. Shes a sore loser sadly. I was hoping for a decent fight but damn! She got crushed.

Doesnt even show to the post event conference, classy.

Retire with your 3 mil +

Cruz fight was fuckin beautiful. No love executed a very good game plan and outclassed cruz of all people(he is perhaps the best ever at 135)

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #105 on: December 31, 2016, 06:37:03 AM »
Impressed by Garbrandt. Looking forward to his fight with Dillashaw.

Ronda should have retired the first time.

Definitely needs to quit Glendale and Edmond's coaching!

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #106 on: February 10, 2017, 06:29:43 PM »
Thinking about betting on Anderson Silva... he's old but the other guy might as well lose, especially because this shit is faker than the WWE. The odds are good but the goods are odd. Thoughts from the real fans?

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #107 on: February 13, 2017, 10:28:50 AM »
Well I hope you placed your bet.
I only watched the main card fights and it was a weird one but I think all the decisions were correct.

Jacare is a beast! He's only a fight or two away from the belt.

Anderson deserved to win. Brunson didn't have anything for him except those uppercut flurries in the clinch.

Germaine beat Holly. For every three air punches Holly attempted, De Randamie sat down and smacker her with ahard right. She also had much more effective knees in the clinch. Holly tried several times to take her down (even when you could hear her corner screaming for her to step back and box with her opponent) but couldn't. The first "foul" was on the buzzer and the second was seconds after a head kick that rocked her.
I think the ref is more to blame. He was about as active as a sloth.

It's the next fight that counts, both for Holly and Germaine. Holly needs a win or else she'll slip down the leader board. Germaine is set to face Cyborg - even though she was quick to claim a hand injury?? Perhaps bring Megan Anderson in to spice things up?

Even though I'm a fan, I've got to say the UFC is really trying to appeal to the masses with their recent match making.

Feed Connor to Khabib and be done with it.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #108 on: February 14, 2017, 10:40:54 AM »
I think Holly said she is going back to 135.

Jacare should have the title fight next, romero got a drug suspension and doesn't look to be doing anything differently.

looking forward to khabib ferguson though as always with khabib not counting on it happening

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #109 on: February 14, 2017, 12:15:09 PM »
I CHICKENED OUT. Fuck this. The odds were great.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #110 on: March 02, 2017, 01:04:11 PM »
Some heavy action this weekend.

UFC 209 with Khabib vs Ferguson (and Woodley Wonderbot rematch)
Also EBI 11. You guys into EBI?

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #111 on: March 03, 2017, 09:53:20 AM »
I like ebi, i wish there was a better way of doing the overtime thing but at least eddie is trying since metamoris died

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #112 on: March 03, 2017, 12:06:15 PM »
Khabib out due to weight cutting issues.
Is there any point in watching UFC209 anymore...?

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #113 on: March 06, 2017, 10:25:02 AM »
Darren Elkin fight in the prelims was crazy.  I really wanted Mark Hunt to win too.

I am glad woodley won though, he is annoying everyone.

GSP vs Bisping is not very interesting to me,  Bisping is doing everything he can to not defend the belt against romero

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #114 on: March 06, 2017, 01:53:30 PM »


GSP vs Bisping is not very interesting to me,  Bisping is doing everything he can to not defend the belt against romero

Romero is the ultimate cheater . Dont care how good he is or how much he think hes with god or jesus when hes pulling every dirty trick in the book and most likely juices

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2017, 01:05:44 PM »
It's fucking on gentlemen! Mayweather vs McGregor August 26th

Most hyped fight since Tyson

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #116 on: June 15, 2017, 01:35:36 PM »
It's fucking on gentlemen! Mayweather vs McGregor August 26th

Most hyped fight since Tyson

Its bullshit. Its a freak show

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #117 on: June 15, 2017, 01:38:39 PM »
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It's fucking on gentlemen! Mayweather vs McGregor August 26th

Most hyped fight since Tyson
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Its bullshit. Its a freak show

its a gimmick to bring more $$$ into Las Vegas ...like they are both trying to prove each other better athletes  ::)

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #118 on: June 15, 2017, 02:31:11 PM »
Money is 40 his speed might be dwindling. McGregor is 28 I think he could win  ???


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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #119 on: June 15, 2017, 03:02:21 PM »
Money is 40 his speed might be dwindling. McGregor is 28 I think he could win  ???



Not in boxing though. His offense isn't that good. Even Manny had a hard time pursuing Mayweather. All Floyd has to do is evade and get some technical points and he's good.
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