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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #690 on: November 11, 2022, 12:00:38 AM »
https://www.espn.com.sg/mma/fightcenter/_/id/600023427/league/ufc

Got a good one this weekend:

Izzy vs Periera (2)
Poirier vs Chandler - come on Diamond!
Frankie Edgar vs Chris Gutierrez - 1 more win to ride off into the sunset for Frankie please, I don't want to see him get KO'd again
Dan Hooker vs Claudio Puelles - Hooker is pure blood and guts, can't hate on that

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #691 on: November 12, 2022, 08:23:17 PM »
holy fuck this Poirier v Chandler fight just had an absolutely insane first round.

edit: not going to spoil it, but that was a hell of a fight and I'm happy with who won.

edit: main event was pretty damn good as well.  Real satisfying.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #692 on: November 12, 2022, 10:08:53 PM »
Holy fuck! MMA does it again. Did not see Izzy losing that last round. It was Leon 2.0.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #693 on: November 12, 2022, 10:50:43 PM »


POV: the last fucking thing you see on this mortal plane

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #694 on: November 12, 2022, 11:04:46 PM »
Damn Alex, I had a feeling he had the KO in him if he could survive the ground and takedowns. Izzy was looking very uncomfortable every time Alex landed, couldn't keep his hands trapped and getting put on the back foot on the cage.

Izzy looked tiny in the cage by comparison, could have hurt his takedown game despite being more experienced in MMA.

I'm glad Frankie Edgar retired, but it was foreshadowing when he came out with his kids. That's a bad omen.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #695 on: November 12, 2022, 11:34:43 PM »


POV: the last fucking thing you see on this mortal plane

hahah

Overall solid card. Wish the Esperanza v zhang went a little longer

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #696 on: November 13, 2022, 09:17:17 AM »
Holy fuck! MMA does it again. Did not see Izzy losing that last round. It was Leon 2.0.
exactly what i was going to say, even had the same kind of corner speech right before the last round. he got saved by the bell at the end of round 1. this has been a heavy year of belt losses. glover, kamaru, charles & now izzy. i’m not hating at all but, i would like to see both glover & izzy reclaim the belt in their rematches. that was an absolutely insane card/event though.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #697 on: November 13, 2022, 09:58:27 AM »
amazing card, delivered from start to finish.  dustin v chandler was my fotn and im glad dustin won.  chandler being a dirty fuck with the fish hook and loads of strikes to the back of the head.
mainevent was intense, look forward to the rematch.
poor frankie, that was harsh.  erin was amazing, ive been sleeping on her.  will try and get the ebi she won

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #698 on: November 13, 2022, 12:57:06 PM »
rip rumble johnson

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #699 on: November 13, 2022, 03:38:55 PM »
Holy shit RIP rumble, what the Fuck  :'(

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #700 on: November 13, 2022, 04:45:38 PM »
Came here to chat about the UFC card last night, but was shocked to see the posts about Rumble.  I had no idea that he was sick.  RIP Rumble.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #702 on: November 14, 2022, 10:46:00 AM »
Izzy doing mad press on a Monday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouLD_ZjFTY

And even doing an interview with Ariel too.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #703 on: November 14, 2022, 07:10:44 PM »
Did Izzy get banned from Ariel's show? Or did Ariel offend him to the point of not wanting to be a guest?

Izzy doesn't sounds like the kind of guy who will take the L quietly, especially since he was doing well until R5.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #704 on: November 19, 2022, 12:52:52 PM »
lol cards half way through and the main event has been cancelled.   lewis v spivak

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #705 on: December 08, 2022, 12:18:19 PM »
Paddy and good ol' uncle Dana tried sniping at Ariel tha god (best mma journalist out there). Little did they know what'd happen if they came at the king. 10-8 round, Ariel.


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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #706 on: December 08, 2022, 02:59:02 PM »
Paddy and good ol' uncle Dana tried sniping at Ariel tha god (best mma journalist out there). Little did they know what'd happen if they came at the king. 10-8 round, Ariel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWSPKnMwW9M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-dC8ulPXDE

Paddy is such a hack. Trying to do a lame Conor impersonation

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #707 on: December 08, 2022, 05:49:32 PM »
Come on they gotta know by now Ariel’s gonna have receipts lol team Ariel all the way…
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #708 on: December 08, 2022, 06:41:01 PM »
Come on they gotta know by now Ariel’s gonna have receipts lol team Ariel all the way…

Ariel dealing with fighters reminds me of when kids try and shoot on NBA players at minicamps and they just get their shit mercilessly swatted

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #709 on: December 09, 2022, 07:22:32 AM »
Ariel to Paddy: don't be mad at me, be mad at the n**** negotiating your deals
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #710 on: December 09, 2022, 10:44:26 AM »
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Paddy and good ol' uncle Dana tried sniping at Ariel tha god (best mma journalist out there). Little did they know what'd happen if they came at the king. 10-8 round, Ariel.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWSPKnMwW9M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-dC8ulPXDE
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Paddy is such a hack. Trying to do a lame Conor impersonation

It also seems like he's lying about rolling with Jared Gordon. Why he would lie about that when he's not saying he dominated him in training or something similar is beyond me. He's just saying they rolled together.

But yeah, Helwani nose how to crush you on the mic.

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can't wait to see Bryce smother Ilia.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #711 on: December 10, 2022, 07:17:02 PM »
Anyone watching the card. That unfortunate looking child soldier smoked his opponent. Hopefully we can get an ilia win and that rando smashes that Dana knob licking scouser

Edit: ilia beat the ever loving shit out of Bryce. He might have knocked some sense into him from how hard he was cracking that flat headed fool
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #712 on: December 10, 2022, 09:17:29 PM »
There's no way Paddy won that.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #713 on: December 10, 2022, 09:24:39 PM »
There's no way Paddy won that.

That was a fucking joke, fight fixing is real. Someone call the fbi and put Dana in jail

https://youtu.be/C1GFtlNilUo

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #714 on: December 10, 2022, 10:13:51 PM »
Lol and the lhw ship is a draw, what a fucking joke the judging tonight has been. Thankful that most of the fights were finishes

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #715 on: December 10, 2022, 10:27:20 PM »
Lol and the lhw ship is a draw, what a fucking joke the judging tonight has been. Thankful that most of the fights were finishes

I'd say it's hilarious this happened right after Dana was talking about fight fixing, but this shit happens like almost every weekend lol.  Good lord, I feel bad for the athletes who's passion is tainted by blatant judging errors.  Shit like this is why I preferred skateboarding over every every single team sport I played growing up.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #716 on: December 15, 2022, 10:42:18 PM »
i’m late on this one but, paddy is kind of fucked now if he continues to move up in ranking/opponents. gordon totally exposed him. he definitely lost that fight. i know the judges are picked by the athletic commission, there still could very easily be some bribing done though. even if not, the response from the crowd could have easily inspired them to lean towards paddy. regardless, if he fights any ranked opponent in the lw division, especially top 15, he’s going to get destroyed fast.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #717 on: December 16, 2022, 02:17:07 AM »
Should have used the ole Marge Simpson:

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #718 on: December 16, 2022, 12:17:40 PM »
Paddy doesn't have a chance outside of pillow handed journeymen in that division. Fiziev, Bobby green, Drew Dober, would all kill him and they're not even top ten guys in that division. Topuria would actually put him into a coma. Chandler might cause a fatality.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #719 on: January 20, 2023, 06:41:06 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmqzaK51NGQ

Ngannou is a real one for this.  I'm looking forward to streaming the fight tomorrow night.  I may go out of my way to buy his next fight on whatever Bellator-like organization he ends up fighting with.  I'd love to see some real competition to the UFC.