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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #720 on: January 20, 2023, 07:52:03 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmqzaK51NGQ

Ngannou is a real one for this.  I'm looking forward to streaming the fight tomorrow night.  I may go out of my way to buy his next fight on whatever Bellator-like organization he ends up fighting with.  I'd love to see some real competition to the UFC.
hes probably going to box first then move to another mma organization (maybe pfl) unless he wins & then the ufc works out the negations with him being that hed be an even bigger draw in the sport. i dont see him beating fury or anyone else of that caliber though honestly. jon jones signed an 8 fight contract so if he does win the belt & ngannou eventually comes back we could end up getting that fight after all.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #721 on: January 20, 2023, 08:11:05 PM »
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Ngannou is a real one for this.  I'm looking forward to streaming the fight tomorrow night.  I may go out of my way to buy his next fight on whatever Bellator-like organization he ends up fighting with.  I'd love to see some real competition to the UFC.
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hes probably going to box first then move to another mma organization (maybe pfl) unless he wins & then the ufc works out the negations with him being that hed be an even bigger draw in the sport. i dont see him beating fury or anyone else of that caliber though honestly. jon jones signed an 8 fight contract so if he does win the belt & ngannou eventually comes back we could end up getting that fight after all.

I want ciryl to kick Jon's ass. I fucking hate him so much

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #722 on: January 20, 2023, 11:20:00 PM »
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Ngannou is a real one for this.  I'm looking forward to streaming the fight tomorrow night.  I may go out of my way to buy his next fight on whatever Bellator-like organization he ends up fighting with.  I'd love to see some real competition to the UFC.
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hes probably going to box first then move to another mma organization (maybe pfl) unless he wins & then the ufc works out the negations with him being that hed be an even bigger draw in the sport. i dont see him beating fury or anyone else of that caliber though honestly. jon jones signed an 8 fight contract so if he does win the belt & ngannou eventually comes back we could end up getting that fight after all.
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I want ciryl to kick Jon's ass. I fucking hate him so much
yeah, hes a giant piece of shit. also a fun person to watch fight though. either way, he just started an extensive contract so well be seeing him quite a bit.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #723 on: January 21, 2023, 08:02:01 AM »
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Ngannou is a real one for this.  I'm looking forward to streaming the fight tomorrow night.  I may go out of my way to buy his next fight on whatever Bellator-like organization he ends up fighting with.  I'd love to see some real competition to the UFC.
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hes probably going to box first then move to another mma organization (maybe pfl) unless he wins & then the ufc works out the negations with him being that hed be an even bigger draw in the sport. i dont see him beating fury or anyone else of that caliber though honestly. jon jones signed an 8 fight contract so if he does win the belt & ngannou eventually comes back we could end up getting that fight after all.
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I want ciryl to kick Jon's ass. I fucking hate him so much
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yeah, hes a giant piece of shit. also a fun person to watch fight though. either way, he just started an extensive contract so well be seeing him quite a bit.

JJ enroute to the championship and his first few defenses was so fun to watch. Him choking Lyoto unconscious and having his body slump to the ground was iconic, as was his fight with Glover, cranking his arm like a pretzel boxing in the pocket with him.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #724 on: January 22, 2023, 08:37:19 AM »
Jamal Hill demolished Glover last night. That left head kick was landing over and over again. The cut over Glover's right eye reminded me of the cut Dom Cruz sustained against Garbrandt, but Glover's was way worse. Glover is tough as nails but I'm glad Jamal got the win. I love seeing someone with a family change their entire life for the better.

Great card over all.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #725 on: January 23, 2023, 11:41:51 AM »
Jamal Hill demolished Glover last night. That left head kick was landing over and over again. The cut over Glover's right eye reminded me of the cut Dom Cruz sustained against Garbrandt, but Glover's was way worse. Glover is tough as nails but I'm glad Jamal got the win. I love seeing someone with a family change their entire life for the better.

Great card over all.

I would love if Alex Pereira would go up in weight to fight Jamal Hill. Would be somewhat of a cool storyline which is what I think the UFC is all about. But Alex also needs to fight in his weight class first. Wild he has only fight so much in the UFC and has the belt.

I am hoping also Gilbert fights Colby. That seems like a good match up rather than Colby fighting Khazmat.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #726 on: February 04, 2023, 04:39:18 PM »
I'm gonna try to catch both main events, but I think I'm prioritizing Fedor's last fight tonight.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #727 on: February 04, 2023, 11:44:14 PM »
I'm gonna try to catch both main events, but I think I'm prioritizing Fedor's last fight tonight.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #728 on: February 05, 2023, 12:35:33 PM »
Yeah, Fedor didn't have an answer for Bader's game last night. But it was still really sweet seeing all the support he got from the fighters in the cage.



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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #729 on: February 05, 2023, 02:27:29 PM »
Hope the HW GOAT enjoys retirement

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #730 on: February 05, 2023, 08:13:38 PM »
Hope the HW GOAT enjoys retirement

I laughed pretty hard at Dana's comments on his retirement.  Dude was a legend and dominated MMA and Sambo for about a decade.  His body has to be in similar shape to Mick Foley.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #731 on: February 12, 2023, 07:00:33 AM »
Islam Makhachev best lightweight in the world. Mashallah

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #732 on: February 12, 2023, 01:08:11 PM »
i havent rewatched it yet but i thought volk won.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #733 on: February 12, 2023, 04:10:36 PM »
i havent rewatched it yet but i thought volk won.

I wish they would get rid of the archaic boxing scoring.  IMO that fifth round should be worth 5 times more than the 4th round where Islam laid on him and did absolutely nothing.  That being said, I will give Islam some credit for landing some bombs and also giving Volk a nasty cut.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #734 on: March 04, 2023, 10:27:28 PM »
greatest of all time, no question. i cant wait for the stipe fight. this has to be the best year in ufc already just based off of the cards through half of the year. bo nickal is the real ufc prospect, stop hyping up paddy, give him drew dober and then call it a retirement. khamzat vs shavkat is the fight we all want and need. great card but who knows how it holds up to the next 2 ppvs after looking at the cards, exciting.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #735 on: March 04, 2023, 11:00:09 PM »
Neal vs Shavkat fight was good. Shavkat is going to be a force to be reckoned. Shavkat vs Burns would be good.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #736 on: March 05, 2023, 03:15:10 AM »
greatest of all time, no question. i cant wait for the stipe fight. this has to be the best year in ufc already just based off of the cards through half of the year. bo nickal is the real ufc prospect, stop hyping up paddy, give him drew dober and then call it a retirement. khamzat vs shavkat is the fight we all want and need. great card but who knows how it holds up to the next 2 ppvs after looking at the cards, exciting.

Isn't Stipe like 40 years old?  I realize the heavier weights can fight a bit longer since they aren't that quick anyways.  Still, I think that'd be a one sided beatdown.  Ngannou is the only HW with a shot and that definitely isn't happening anytime soon.

Shavkat Rakhmonov vs. Geoff Neal was a hell of a fight tho.  I'm excited to see more out of Rakhmonov.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #737 on: March 05, 2023, 04:55:52 AM »
Grasso vs Shevchenko was a fun, Grasso worked through adversity in the round 2/3 to snatch up a quick submission, Shevchenko probably felt like this afterwards:



So weird seeing Jon Jones with a gut on him, not that it slowed down his return win.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #738 on: March 05, 2023, 06:40:47 AM »
Man Shavkat's got a chin on him but dude is going to have to stop eating so many shots.


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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #739 on: March 05, 2023, 04:44:15 PM »
Neal v shavkat was so fucking brutal

Congrats to grasso for ripping through Valentina

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #740 on: March 05, 2023, 06:07:37 PM »
God I fucking hate how good Jon Jones is. I honestly think he beats his wife and wrecks his car into pregnant women and causes all this drama because on a subconscious level he's just bored with how easy MMA is for him. Bones decimating competition while being a complete disaster outside of the cage is like VOV doing the loop switch.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #741 on: March 08, 2023, 08:00:35 AM »
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #742 on: March 18, 2023, 09:14:12 PM »
good card. gaethje still has it, should rematch dustin for next title shot. leon was impressive, usman looked a bit slower but still had some good moments. i dont think colby should be next but i will definitely be watching.

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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #743 on: March 19, 2023, 07:32:27 AM »
good card. gaethje still has it, should rematch dustin for next title shot. leon was impressive, usman looked a bit slower but still had some good moments. i dont think colby should be next but i will definitely be watching.

Gaethje looked like he just got out of bed when the fight was over, Fiziev looked like his face went through a car windshield during a crash. Justin was also like +250 underdog going into that fight. Crazy performance by both guys.

I think Colby getting the shot has to be connected to the Masvidal legal issue. I'd have to imagine Colby's lawyer is trying to pin some sort of responsibility or negligence on the UFC for what happened, whether it's legit or not, and this could be the UFC's way of trying to make it go away. I agree that he shouldn't be getting the next shot either. Belal is on a 9 fight unbeaten streak.

I'm sick of seeing the same 2 or 3 dudes fight for the title over the past few years.

Edit: Usman has 5 titles defenses against 3 different people. Jorge twice, Colby twice, and Burns once. I don't get why people were so quick to call him the GOAT WW.
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Re: Official SLAP UFC/ MMA Thread (Spoilers)
« Reply #744 on: March 20, 2023, 07:52:53 AM »
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good card. gaethje still has it, should rematch dustin for next title shot. leon was impressive, usman looked a bit slower but still had some good moments. i dont think colby should be next but i will definitely be watching.
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Gaethje looked like he just got out of bed when the fight was over, Fiziev looked like his face went through a car windshield during a crash. Justin was also like +250 underdog going into that fight. Crazy performance by both guys.

I think Colby getting the shot has to be connected to the Masvidal legal issue. I'd have to imagine Colby's lawyer is trying to pin some sort of responsibility or negligence on the UFC for what happened, whether it's legit or not, and this could be the UFC's way of trying to make it go away. I agree that he shouldn't be getting the next shot either. Belal is on a 9 fight unbeaten streak.

I'm sick of seeing the same 2 or 3 dudes fight for the title over the past few years.

Edit: Usman has 5 titles defenses against 3 different people. Jorge twice, Colby twice, and Burns once. I don't get why people were so quick to call him the GOAT WW.

The good news is if Leon beats colby he can shut the fuck up and stop demanding title shots and he can fight another killer in that division