Would you date a girl with 1 arm?

[Tracer]

Pro surfer Bethany Hamilton lost her arm in a shark attack. I still think she's hot though, being from Hawaii doesn't hurt either. I would date her but wouldn't give any 1 armed girl the same treatment. Dealing with all the attention would be very inspiring, there are some very good people out there that won't quit for anything

[tobey]

One arm is all you need Tracer

[Tracer]

One arm is all you need Tracer

I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

[tobey]

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One arm is all you need Tracer

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I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety

[wallieD]

i'm sure she gets by easily, but what happens when she injures her hand? then you're wiping that ass 1-2 times a day on top of doing everything else for her. you start thinking she's faking it half the time... really bitch? you sprained your wrist picking up the remote control? why don't you start using your fucking feet for half of this shit... and leave me the fuck alone , bitch

[doublesteveburger]

Yeah, I mean, all girls have one arm if you think about it.

[pussy popper,pot smoker]

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One arm is all you need Tracer

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I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

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Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety

also helps make you less obsessed with random women.

[Spitfire4life]

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One arm is all you need Tracer

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I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

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Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety

I have depression and anxiety, and watching porn/jacking off makes me super bummed out sometimes.

[tobey]

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One arm is all you need Tracer

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I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

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Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety

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I have depression and anxiety, and watching porn/jacking off makes me super bummed out sometimes.

Well i have chronic anxiety and i can grantee you it helps you relax. Brb about to jerk off 

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

[KING TUT]

I'd get paranoid as fuck when i was home alone back in the day so i'd pull my dick and scare away the boogey men.

100% would bang. how much does a girls arm weigh at that size, she'd have to be pretty light right?

[Grampa]

I consider this performance art thread to be some of the artist's finest and most thought provoking work in recent memory.

[Stoop Kid 2.0]

I guess I'm shallow as fuck because no not never.

[kingpinuser]

 My buddy banged a stripper with one arm, I will add he also had sex with her before when she had two arms.

[ben shraider]

My buddy banged a stripper with one arm, I will add he also had sex with her before when she had two arms.

Somehow that makes it even more gross

But would do the surfer though

[Spike Hawke]

Hell yeah, I would have to stick my own finger up my butt if she was jerkin me off though, which I'm cool with.

[brycickle]

Hell yeah, I would have to stick my own finger up my butt if she was jerkin me off though, which I'm cool with.

Yeah, but what if her phantom limb could take care of that for you too?

[vancanman]

I'd get paranoid as fuck when i was home alone back in the day so i'd pull my dick and scare away the boogey men.

100% would bang. how much does a girls arm weigh at that size, she'd have to be pretty light right?

Funny how we make decisions as kids. My wife works in a school and its a new wtf kid anecdote every day.
I doubt a arm weighs too much 5 lbs maybe. And yes would do a girl if she had one arm. Weird baby hand though......

[givecigstosurfgroms]

she paddles in with one arm definetly inspiring

[Spike Hawke]

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Hell yeah, I would have to stick my own finger up my butt if she was jerkin me off though, which I'm cool with.

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Yeah, but what if her phantom limb could take care of that for you too?

Oh shit, I hadn't thought of that  Awesome

[Smerdyakov]

Not as drastic but this is a friend of a friend. My guess is you find out if you can once you meet a woman missing a limb, preemptive thinking about it just leads to Seinfeld like trains of thought.

[JB]

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One arm is all you need Tracer

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I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

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Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety

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I have depression and anxiety, and watching porn/jacking off makes me super bummed out sometimes.

im sure it makes everyone super bummed out sometimes. not enough to ever stop though.

[Tracer]

I had a friend who was dating a girl with one leg. Once when I was over there hanging out they got in a fight and he opened their back door and just chucked her leg off the porch.  She was mad as hell but still hopped out there after it and when she came back in she hit him with it.  I really wanted to leave but felt like if I did I would completely regret it.

1 leg is way worse than 1 arm. Respect for that chick who beat her own spouse with her artificial leg, thats amazing.

[Dirtymac]

I had a friend who was dating a girl with one leg. Once when I was over there hanging out they got in a fight and he opened their back door and just chucked her leg off the porch.  She was mad as hell but still hopped out there after it and when she came back in she hit him with it.  I really wanted to leave but felt like if I did I would completely regret it.

I'm sorry but this cracked me the fuck up! Hilarious!

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

Yes, but would you date a girl with a baby arm?

[GAY]

I wouldn't date a girl with 2 arms.

[ttching!]

What about a girl with only one arm?

[posguy]

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One arm is all you need Tracer

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I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.

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Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety

except when it reminds you that you're alone and you don't have a hot, one armed surfer hottie jackin' you off.

[Willie]

What about a girl with only one arm?

Wow! That's hot and disturbing...

[Owen]

I got a buddy that lost a leg due to cancer. He wears a prosthetic leg so you can't tell.

One night, he and another friend were out and got jumped by a bunch of dude's randomly. After getting punched, my other friend started yelling, "show him your leg, show him your leg!".

He showed his prosthetic leg and the dude's were shamed and then started trying to give them $50 as an apology.