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Don't Shoot The Messenger
« on: January 28, 2007, 08:51:53 PM »


i have the best "good post" to "shitty post" ratio

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2007, 09:04:43 PM »
Anyone that actually listens to that faggot Cheazy-E deserves to be shot.

Also dismissed.
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 09:21:15 PM »
Also dismissed.

hahahahahaha.

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2007, 11:21:46 PM »
Nate Sherwood's dick is so hard right now.

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2007, 12:16:02 AM »
thanks i got a good laugh out of this

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2007, 12:16:18 AM »
you fucking idiot

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2007, 12:18:27 AM »
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2007, 12:22:30 AM »


 What an ugly girl. With too much boob fat.
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2007, 12:30:31 AM »
what's her name?

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2007, 12:33:12 AM »
« Last Edit: January 29, 2007, 12:40:59 AM by Jackers »
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2007, 02:08:06 AM »
her name is christina.  supposedly she's a model/backup dancer in music videos.  haven't seen any porn clips of her yet, although there are a few videos of her "dancing" (imagine cheezy's avatar on repeat for 10 minutes with an occasional costume change).  overall, meh.

What an ugly girl. With too much boob fat.
nothing better than a good 'ole bitch fight.  best not wear your training bra after ballet practice.  shit like that can work against you.

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2007, 10:51:39 AM »
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 What an ugly girl. With too much boob fat.

you are a weird one...but we knew that already.
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2007, 02:08:41 PM »
Fuck you cheazy. Leave.

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2007, 04:26:54 PM »
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 What an ugly girl. With too much boob fat.

mega hot bro

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2007, 12:59:05 AM »
hasnt she already been 2 other peoples avatars.....
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2007, 04:02:48 AM »
Her face looks like a pig, she looks like a child of 5 year old fat girl and a 30 year old guy who looks like a pig, her boobs probably are disgusting when they hang down, that dance isnt cute at all.
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2007, 03:11:09 PM »
You cheap ass bitches are always complaining that you can't afford pro decks so I post a messge about a contest where you can win FREE boards.  And you complain. 

I also know you all are a bunch of lonely losers in the midwest so I posted a pic of my hot gilfriend dancing.  And you complain.   

THIS THE THANKS I GET.  THIS THE THANKS I GET. 


i have the best "good post" to "shitty post" ratio

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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2007, 05:24:59 PM »
Fuck off Cheazy E. Im done with your mind games
dont tell anyone i posted that. and dont jack off too hard and cut your dick skin, because i accidently cut mine once and it wouldn't heal...
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Re: Don't Shoot The Messenger
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 07:23:00 AM »
You cheap ass bitches are always complaining that you can't afford pro decks so I post a messge about a contest where you can win FREE boards.  And you complain. 

I also know you all are a bunch of lonely losers in the midwest so I posted a pic of my hot gilfriend dancing.  And you complain.   

THIS THE THANKS I GET.  THIS THE THANKS I GET. 
I'd rather ride hand-me-down after hand-me-down than to ride a board with nates name on it.