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Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« on: January 01, 2016, 11:48:22 AM »
was at the park when he called ed.
hes on wknd now.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2016, 12:26:23 PM »
I have a feeling WKND is about to get serious...

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2016, 12:33:47 PM »
Fat and wack

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2016, 12:35:16 PM »
Fat and wack

Don't talk about Ed like that. Smh.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2016, 12:38:13 PM »
Jordan is sick! way better than that burnout Nick Trapasshole.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2016, 12:54:10 PM »
who?
Good to know photoshopped jizz is the line that SLAP doesn't cross. Pansies.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 02:11:15 PM »
I was just thinking the other day how perfect he'd be on WKND. Sucks that he put in all that time on Toy Machine, only for the team to change so drastically that he's out of place.

Jordan Taylor - Brainwash

EDIT: Off the team page.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2016, 02:14:10 PM by heckler »
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2016, 02:23:03 PM »
He should of had a pro board years ago, don't know if WKND will give him one or any of their other riders anytime soon but it seems like a good fit

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2016, 02:32:32 PM »
I didnt remember that part at all, thanks for posting it!  This guy kills it!

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2016, 02:44:24 PM »
Awesome. Man deserves some shine. Glad to see JT making some positive moves

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2016, 03:16:16 PM »
Austyn Gillette is going to WKND too.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2016, 09:16:31 PM »
My roommate just said he's "fat and talent-less" cause Nick Trappaso said so but I'm drunk and life is weird so whatever and Star Wars wasn't that bad and I might text my ex-girlfriend tonight.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2016, 09:19:54 PM »
My roommate just said he's "fat and talent-less" cause Nick Trappaso said so but I'm drunk and life is weird so whatever and Star Wars wasn't that bad and I might text my ex-girlfriend tonight.

I back this guy.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2016, 09:35:14 PM »
Austyn Gillette is going to WKND too.

Austyn is supposedly their first pro.

Wknd sells a lot of boards. Despite their low key attitude, they are one of the top selling board brands. About to blow up!

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2016, 09:39:23 PM »
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My roommate just said he's "fat and talent-less" cause Nick Trappaso said so but I'm drunk and life is weird so whatever and Star Wars wasn't that bad and I might text my ex-girlfriend tonight.
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I back this guy.


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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2016, 10:42:45 PM »
He has a interview in thrasher by Ed templeton...

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2016, 09:53:27 AM »
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Austyn Gillette is going to WKND too.
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Austyn is supposedly their first pro.

Wknd sells a lot of boards. Despite their low key attitude, they are one of the top selling board brands. About to blow up!
whereabouts do you live? i've only seen one in the wild in the northeast. glad to hear they're doing well in other places though.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2016, 10:34:29 AM »
i really hope this isn't true.  he was one of the biggest reasons to be psyched on Toy Machine... even though we haven't seen much of him since Brainwash.

WKND sucks and so does RipNDip... those dudes are serious kooks that somehow managed to dupe everyone into thinking they're cool when they're snooty dickwads that don't know shit about real skateboarding (but their last video was good!)  

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2016, 11:12:56 AM »
WKND sucks and so does RipNDip... those dudes are serious kooks that somehow managed to dupe everyone into thinking they're cool when they're snooty dickwads that don't know shit about real skateboarding (but their last video was good!)  

RipNDip definitely sucks, but those are two unrelated things.  WKND has a great team, great boards, great graphics, and puts out great video content regularly, what is not to like?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2016, 11:16:30 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAAoDnptR2w/

It's 2016, when your Man Am is producing you need to turn him pro. If you can't, let him bounce.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2016, 11:24:16 AM »
I see a lot of kids riding their boards in LA, but to be fair, those kids are also wearing those stupid as fuck overalls.

Serious question: don't those things limit your movement? Do you have to unbuckle the whole shebang to take a shit? I guess the 90s are back. I can't wait for the jock resurgence so we can get called skater fags again.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2016, 12:46:49 PM »
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Austyn Gillette is going to WKND too.
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Austyn is supposedly their first pro.

Wknd sells a lot of boards. Despite their low key attitude, they are one of the top selling board brands. About to blow up!

A shop in town has the Bundys deck for super cheap, and I've been debating pulling the trigger on it. Anyone have any opinions?

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2016, 12:57:45 PM »
I see a lot of kids riding their boards in LA, but to be fair, those kids are also wearing those stupid as fuck overalls.

Serious question: don't those things limit your movement? Do you have to unbuckle the whole shebang to take a shit? I guess the 90s are back. I can't wait for the jock resurgence so we can get called skater fags again.

I miss those days!

This time around the jocks will be calling us fags while they where janoskis and DC t shirts

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2016, 01:26:21 PM »
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Austyn Gillette is going to WKND too.
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Austyn is supposedly their first pro.

Wknd sells a lot of boards. Despite their low key attitude, they are one of the top selling board brands. About to blow up!
[close]

A shop in town has the Bundys deck for super cheap, and I've been debating pulling the trigger on it. Anyone have any opinions? Gimme a link I'll buy it

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2016, 01:27:48 PM »
I'll buy the bundy board gimme a link

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2016, 04:51:50 PM »
Grant Yansura on iwishiliveinfinland's bitch, confirmed.
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2016, 05:50:03 PM »
Where's the Kelly Bundy deck

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2016, 07:25:43 PM »
I hope he gets on somewhere that will give him good exposure. Has a great style

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2016, 12:08:14 AM »
Jordan is sick! way better than that burnout Nick Trapasshole.
rewatch suffer the joy and comeback, Jordan Taylor is sick but Trapasso may be alot of things (an asshole, unable to grasp basic comedy and an IQ lower than forest gump) but he is also an insanely talented on the board with an amazing style.

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Re: Jordan Taylor of Toy Machine
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2016, 08:37:11 AM »
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WKND sucks and so does RipNDip... those dudes are serious kooks that somehow managed to dupe everyone into thinking they're cool when they're snooty dickwads that don't know shit about real skateboarding (but their last video was good!)  
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RipNDip definitely sucks, but those are two unrelated things.  WKND has a great team, great boards, great graphics, and puts out great video content regularly, what is not to like?


As mentioned, RIP N DIP and WKND are not affiliated. Grant Yansura jumps into this in a fairly recent interview, in which he discusses how him and the guys that were affiliated, i.e. Stuckey, and even the likes of Gillette and Molinar, stopped associating with them, as the brand went in a truly "cool guy" direction, along with the whole cat and alien art direction. Honestly, the whole WKND team, image, production is great, along with the fact that everyone on the team rules. I am backing it 100%, and am very glad to set up my new WKND board. I sort of view the team as just a bunch of outcast nerds who wanted to do something cool. And again, I think that people like Molinar, Gillette, and sometimes Stuckey accidentally give off that image of being snooty, simply because of their public image, which sometimes works against people, i.e. Rieder. The brand is certainly refreshing. And for Jordan Taylor, Toy Machine royally fucked up by not turning him pro. So now, with him on WKND, he will become even more relevant, along with constantly producing, as this brand seems to stay busy.