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skaters who are still virgins
« on: March 09, 2016, 06:49:04 PM »
purely speculation, who do you think hasn't done the deed?

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2016, 06:51:04 PM »
I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2016, 06:54:37 PM »
I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.


in a sense that is one giant 'fuck you' to society......I think I back that.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2016, 06:56:59 PM »
LEET, you get the draws yet?

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2016, 07:00:39 PM »
l33t fucked a PROSTITUTE!!! if my memory serves me right, does he still post?

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2016, 07:01:13 PM »
I also want to take a wild guess and say Toan Nguyen might still be a virgin to this day

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2016, 07:02:11 PM »
purely speculation, who do you think hasn't done the deed?
someone just got laid

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2016, 07:07:27 PM »
Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2016, 07:12:28 PM »
Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).


     I remember he stated that he got so obsessed over a darkslide that his current girlfriend dumped him over it, but I don't believe that. Maybe Jaws, unless it was some girl he met on tour that barely spoke English.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2016, 07:13:42 PM »
    Jeremy Klein for sure.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2016, 07:22:16 PM »
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2016, 07:25:19 PM »
Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2016, 07:25:58 PM »
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2016, 07:29:16 PM »
I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.

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« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2016, 07:34:36 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2016, 07:38:43 PM »
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2016, 07:48:11 PM »
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2016, 08:06:59 PM »
I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2016, 08:16:16 PM »
I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.

It can't be that hard for a guy to get laid. I've slept with a couple of my lady friends and I have no interest in sex. You'd figure eventually their dick would land in someone's hole randomly.  :-\

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2016, 08:38:19 PM »
Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2016, 08:48:06 PM »
 I remember he stated that he got so obsessed over a darkslide that his current girlfriend dumped him over it, but I don't believe that. Maybe Jaws, unless it was some girl he met on tour that barely spoke English.

hahaha imagine dating greco. "Sorry babe, I can't smash you in the arse at the moment, I'm on a strict hammer program. Can you please fetch me my vintage boots?"

Jeremy Klein for sure.

hahaha

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2016, 08:49:19 PM »
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.

I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2016, 09:03:50 PM »
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
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It can't be that hard for a guy to get laid. I've slept with a couple of my lady friends and I have no interest in sex. You'd figure eventually their dick would land in someone's hole randomly.  :-\

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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2016, 09:12:50 PM »
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2016, 09:13:19 PM »
Auby Taylor?

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2016, 09:22:59 PM »
Auby Taylor?
Saving himself for Lizzie

Also, Colden. I don't believe he got it in
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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2016, 09:34:48 PM »
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.
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I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2016, 10:08:31 PM »
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I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.
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in a sense that is one giant 'fuck you' to society......I think I back that.

Yeah, to mom and dad: "I didn't ask to be here. You had me, so deal with the consequences." If they ever gave him shit for living with them/ not participating in society. Continues eating cookies.

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Re: skaters who are still virgins
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2016, 10:16:16 PM »
perhaps Jereme?

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