Author Topic: skaters who are still virgins (Read 10926 times)

Casey Jones · « **Reply #30 on:** March 09, 2016, 10:16:34 PM »

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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.

Pj had one insanely epic sex with his lady, then another pretty good sex. 10 years ago. Then he never had to bone her again because those two nights were so good and now he's a sex legend. Eventually she said something, so once every few months he touches her v to make her stop whining.

Just like his career.

jomeara1 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 09, 2016, 10:38:08 PM »

Heath? I remember he said in an interview that back then he didn't talk to girls or anything. Just skated all the time.

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #32 on:** March 09, 2016, 11:24:32 PM »

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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.
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I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.

If this is true, it paints an uncomfortable mental picture. PJ off practicing ghetto birds by himself in a parking lot, while his girl is being taught tennis by a silver fox named Hiram or Scott Bourne or something. Also for some reason I thought he dated Alexis Sablone.

Matze · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2016, 12:26:45 AM »

I could see jereme getting laid by different chicks all the time. Girls do everything for someone who is famous.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2016, 12:35:31 AM »

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I could see jereme getting laid by different chicks all the time.

You could?

I guarantee 99% of all the girls you ever see him are paid to be there

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2016, 01:38:58 AM »

Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets

iKobrakai · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:26:23 AM »

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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.
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Pj had one insanely epic sex with his lady, then another pretty good sex. 10 years ago. Then he never had to bone her again because those two nights were so good and now he's a sex legend. Eventually she said something, so once every few months he touches her v to make her stop whining.

Just like his career.

You just ruined a pretty good joke. Anyway, I want to hear more abour PJ's taste in women.

On topic: Rodney Mullen? He does talk a bit about his "wife" in this wonderful sketch:

Paul Cicero · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:30:12 AM »

Mango

Turtle Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:34:17 AM »

Appleyard lost his virginity during the filming of the Sorry video.

nowell · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2016, 02:55:18 AM »

Puleo used to fuck Ben Gore, however upon seeing Ben's supposedly original moves in a kamasutra book, bobby ceased their meet-ups.

ben shraider · « **Reply #40 on:** March 10, 2016, 03:09:30 AM »

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I could see jereme getting laid by different chicks all the time.
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You could? I guarantee 99% of all the girls you ever see him are paid to be there

Dude is a confident asshole, has a lot of rich friends and is kinda famous. As sad as it is, dudes like that get laid all the fuckin time.

Jud Nestorkins · « **Reply #41 on:** March 10, 2016, 03:50:18 AM »

Allex Midler.

Daniel Castillo.

Big Baby Jesus · « **Reply #42 on:** March 10, 2016, 04:42:10 AM »

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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
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It can't be that hard for a guy to get laid. I've slept with a couple of my lady friends and I have no interest in sex. You'd figure eventually their dick would land in someone's hole randomly. $:-\$

You make it sound so easy...

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #43 on:** March 10, 2016, 04:45:47 AM »

^what ben shraider said rings true in my experience. I know about a man am who hasn't fucked but i would'nt out someone like that, but virginity happens.

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #44 on:** March 10, 2016, 06:46:03 AM »

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Appleyard lost his virginity during the filming of the Sorry video.

Is that what the Johnny Rotten intro was about?

Coenobita · « **Reply #45 on:** March 10, 2016, 06:48:11 AM »

Quote from: Silky Johnson on March 10, 2016, 01:38:58 AM

Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets

Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. $:-\$

iKobrakai · « **Reply #46 on:** March 10, 2016, 07:06:54 AM »

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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
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Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. $:-\$

The tits/ass comment is not cool. I'd burst the fuckers mouth if I were you. Not like the pantsy is gonna punch back.

offkilter · « **Reply #47 on:** March 10, 2016, 07:11:41 AM »

I really couldnt imagine chase gabor getting laid, sans inanimate objects.

Dontfearthereefer · « **Reply #48 on:** March 10, 2016, 07:32:46 AM »

I am a Virgil

doomstation55 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 10, 2016, 07:51:05 AM »

probably joey brezinski and maybe jordan hoffart

ADOLF SHITLER · « **Reply #50 on:** March 10, 2016, 08:52:21 AM »

Are u guys serious even ugly weird niggas like brezinski have gotten pussy at one time or another its not like theyre fuckin dungeons and dragons nerds. But the youtube helmet kid fa sho

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #51 on:** March 10, 2016, 09:06:06 AM »

David loy has all the extra nyjah girls who didnt make the cut, so I think he's set.

GAY · « **Reply #52 on:** March 10, 2016, 09:14:01 AM »

Andy Mac is a virgin. Even if he fucks his wife and has kids, he's still somehow a virgin.

h00man · « **Reply #53 on:** March 10, 2016, 09:28:05 AM »

Brunner twins for sure. What are they like 12? Are they even relevant anymore? Were they ever?

CRAILFISH TO REVERT · « **Reply #54 on:** March 10, 2016, 10:02:25 AM »

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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.
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I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.
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describe his lady

Fecal Fury · « **Reply #55 on:** March 10, 2016, 10:17:14 AM »

Baby Scumbag

GOKU · « **Reply #56 on:** March 10, 2016, 10:42:13 AM »

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Andy Mac is a virgin. Even if he fucks his wife and has kids, he's still somehow a virgin.

I overlooked the "has" in this sentence upon first read, and didn't think twice about it because this is SLAP.

Tracer · « **Reply #57 on:** March 10, 2016, 11:25:16 AM »

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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
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Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. $:-\$

That video was so lame

jomeara1 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 10, 2016, 11:57:40 AM »

TheDraught · « **Reply #59 on:** March 10, 2016, 12:25:05 PM »

There was this quote in one of the first issues of Big Brother from Steve Rocco: "I've never slept with one, but I've gotten them for my team plenty of times "

I imagine though that a good 20 years later he has fucked a bunch of broads (or dudes) by now.

Author Topic: skaters who are still virgins (Read 10926 times)

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Coenobita

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