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Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« on: May 22, 2016, 12:17:45 PM »
Guy wore rolled up washed Wranglers to the Nike Barcelona contest. He also removes his shoe insoles completely, for "more board feel." Must be like skating on particle board.... I've heard some bizarre stories about Colden but can't confirm, all I know is that his interviews are at a 5th grade speech level.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2016, 12:29:03 PM »
didn't they confirm in that berrics PUSH thing that he dropped out of school in 7th grade?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2016, 12:30:55 PM »
But what's his stance on abortion?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2016, 12:41:16 PM »
Young pro skater might be dumb? You dont say.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2016, 12:45:05 PM »
Pot calling the kettle black... but yeah most skateboarders are dumb. Trevor is for sure slower than most though.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2016, 12:47:34 PM »

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2016, 01:38:33 PM »
Tracer I think you're a little slow or something, with all these stupid fucking posts. But hey do you!

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2016, 02:02:08 PM »
I don't get how Guy wearing denim has anything to do with Trevor Colden...

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2016, 02:18:07 PM »
Dude, it's a pun. Tracer is from Quebec where Jean-Guy is a common name, get it?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2016, 02:18:31 PM »
Guy on Wranglers ?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2016, 02:28:47 PM »
Dude, it's a pun. Tracer is from Quebec where Jean-Guy is a common name, get it?

I think you're a little confused on the meaning of pun, but nice try.
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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2016, 02:41:00 PM »
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Dude, it's a pun. Tracer is from Quebec where Jean-Guy is a common name, get it?
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I think you're a little confused on the meaning of pun, but nice try.
"a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect." Guy is guy but also refers to Jean-Guy, as in Colden is a jean guy. He's saying Colden is a jean guy.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2016, 02:45:39 PM »
What's that abortion stance thing all about?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2016, 03:00:17 PM »
Tracer you're two examples were regular, he wore jeans once and something about shoe insoles?
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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2016, 03:12:54 PM »
Off topic sorta, but for the longest time I thought process skaters were relatively smart (high-school degree and/or some college) , after the epicly later'd series came out in 2006/2007, I realized that most pros were not only high-school drop outs, but most had substance abuse issues, and were Financially wreck less. Changed my perspective and expectation of them.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2016, 03:19:52 PM »
Have you all not seen his Ted Talk?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2016, 03:21:22 PM »
didn't they confirm in that berrics PUSH thing that he dropped out of school in 7th grade?

yea pretty sure he dropped out in middle school and just chilled and slept at the skate park all day long doesnt come off as the brightest dude but really doesnt have to be if he keeps shredding and isnt an idiot with his nike money

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2016, 03:38:09 PM »
 Obviously he was doing a bit more at that skatepark than just chilling and sleeping man.  Dude dreamed big and didn't divert his attention away from his goal by fucking with high school.  Not really a reason to think someone is dumb.
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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2016, 03:42:05 PM »
Dropping out and failing out are 2 different things. I'm not hip to the VB scene so I wouldn't know. The weather out there would be perfect for sleeping at the skatepark though.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2016, 03:48:17 PM »
i mean yea obviously he was skating a bunch too thats kind of a given especially when you're that young you can just skate for hours on end hucking down shit with the best weather. not trying to take anything away from him hes doin what he loves everyday and no doubt had to work his ass off for it

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2016, 03:58:20 PM »
Guy wore rolled up washed Wranglers to the Nike Barcelona contest. He also removes his shoe insoles completely, for "more board feel." Must be like skating on particle board.... I've heard some bizarre stories about Colden but can't confirm, all I know is that his interviews are at a 5th grade speech level.

He makes a shit ton of money...so whatever he does, wears, or says to people is obviously working out for him.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2016, 09:27:12 PM »
Anything that has the Brett Favre seal of approval is great so fuck you Tracer.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2016, 09:29:43 PM »
Reynolds is a drop-out; right ? Even I Suck I guess...Gonz ? Lance ? Rileys dad ? Khakis ?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2016, 09:41:34 PM »
 Guy is gay but also refers to Jean-Gay, as in Colden is a jean gay. He's saying Colden is a jean gay.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2016, 09:50:12 PM »
Anything that has the Brett Favre seal of approval is great so fuck you Tracer.
Brett Favre seal of approval... Just WTF are you talking about?

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2016, 10:11:26 PM »
Skating without insoles makes someone dumb? Lucas Puig admitted to not wearing insoles in his latest interview and that dude makes bank off of Helas and Adidas, so I wouldn't call him dumb.

As said before, Colden makes more money than most of us by doing what he loves. So being a little dim isn't hurting him too much.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2016, 10:19:14 PM »
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Anything that has the Brett Favre seal of approval is great so fuck you Tracer.
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Brett Favre seal of approval... Just WTF are you talking about?
Favre has an endorsement deal with Wrangler if you ever watched TV before.

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2016, 10:21:42 PM »
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Anything that has the Brett Favre seal of approval is great so fuck you Tracer.
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Brett Favre seal of approval... Just WTF are you talking about?
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Favre has an endorsement deal with Wrangler if you ever watched TV before.

Do Canadians even know who Brett Favre is??

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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2016, 10:33:11 PM »
Oh, South Canadian Handegg champ Brett Favreaux? Very familiar.
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Re: Is Trevor Colden a little slow or something?
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2016, 04:11:00 AM »
i mean yea obviously he was skating a bunch too thats kind of a given especially when you're that young you can just skate for hours on end hucking down shit with the best weather. not trying to take anything away from him hes doin what he loves everyday and no doubt had to work his ass off for it

I was intrigued by that puking champagne woman and needed to find out more.  She's hot.