Boosh Tickles Jennifer Lawrence's Funny Bone At Tuscany Wedding

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for real though jennifer lawrence hella overrated

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Do you think pizza and Goldeneye 64 are lame too?

[20matar]

I've seen people hate on pizza here at SLAP, so there's bound to be someone to hate on Goldeneye.

[oyolar]

I've seen people hate on pizza here at SLAP, so there's bound to be someone to hate on Goldeneye.

Pretty sure that was the skateboard co. though.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

goldeneye has aged really badly, ive got an n64 i always play but i barely play it. mariokart battle remains the best gamemode of all time. pizza is GOAT no question.

look as far as hot celebrities go i just don't think shes particularly bangin. im not saying shes on some pointy elbows shit and would obviously ream her asshole with my tongue, but people go nuts over her like shes the hottest chick in the world and i just aint feelin it

[Jordick]

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I've seen people hate on pizza here at SLAP, so there's bound to be someone to hate on Goldeneye.

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Pretty sure that was the skateboard co. though.

no that motherfucker stoop kid 2.0 actively hates on pizza. fuck that guy

[Rafiki]

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I've seen people hate on pizza here at SLAP, so there's bound to be someone to hate on Goldeneye.

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Pretty sure that was the skateboard co. though.

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no that motherfucker stoop kid 2.0 actively hates on pizza. fuck that guy

Lets kill him.

But on the real, Boosh is killing it.

[SodaJerk]

goldeneye has aged really badly, ive got an n64 i always play but i barely play it. mariokart battle remains the best gamemode of all time. pizza is GOAT no question.

look as far as hot celebrities go i just don't think shes particularly bangin. im not saying shes on some pointy elbows shit and would obviously ream her asshole with my tongue, but people go nuts over her like shes the hottest chick in the world and i just aint feelin it

It's because she comes of as "relatable". +1 on the reaming her asshole with my tongue.

[Paul Cicero]

damn boosh! he just topped his kesha fingerbang.  soon he will be stealing angelina from brad

Link?

[SodaJerk]

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damn boosh! he just topped his kesha fingerbang.  soon he will be stealing angelina from brad

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Kesha seems like one girl who when finger banged by Boosh his fingers would come out dirtier.

[oyolar]

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I've seen people hate on pizza here at SLAP, so there's bound to be someone to hate on Goldeneye.

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Pretty sure that was the skateboard co. though.

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no that motherfucker stoop kid 2.0 actively hates on pizza. fuck that guy

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Lets kill him.

Or at least shun him.

[wallieD]

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damn boosh! he just topped his kesha fingerbang.  soon he will be stealing angelina from brad

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Link?

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Kesha seems like one girl who when finger banged by Boosh his fingers would come out dirtier.

i think he said a wart appeared on his finger a couple days later lol

[layzieyez]

Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl. This Jennifer is only aight.

[Rafiki]

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I've seen people hate on pizza here at SLAP, so there's bound to be someone to hate on Goldeneye.

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Pretty sure that was the skateboard co. though.

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no that motherfucker stoop kid 2.0 actively hates on pizza. fuck that guy

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Lets kill him.

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Or at least shun him.

Or at least maim him

[Watson]

Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl. This Jennifer is only aight.

Oh man, Jennifer Connelly had a breast reduction? That's sad.

At least we can all still have a raging fap over this:

[SodaJerk]

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Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl. This Jennifer is only aight.

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Oh man, Jennifer Connelly had a breast reduction? That's sad.

At least we can all still have a raging fap over this:

My wife had a breast reduction, I'm down with it. Those puppies aren't gonna sag when she gets older.

[shit_for_brains]

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Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl. This Jennifer is only aight.

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Oh man, Jennifer Connelly had a breast reduction? That's sad.

At least we can all still have a raging fap over this:

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My wife had a breast reduction, I'm down with it. Those puppies aren't gonna sag when she gets older.

So did mine. She had back pain and shit* so they made them more manageable. They were awesome before but they're beautiful now. I sketch them sometimes.

*brag

[Willie]

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Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl.

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[wallieD]

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Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl. This Jennifer is only aight.

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Oh man, Jennifer Connelly had a breast reduction? That's sad.

At least we can all still have a raging fap over this:

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My wife had a breast reduction, I'm down with it. Those puppies aren't gonna sag when she gets older.

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So did mine. She had back pain and shit* so they made them more manageable. They were awesome before but they're beautiful now. I sketch them sometimes.

*brag

all boobs sag.  A cups will turn in to saggy pancake tits. i would rather have some big ol droopy whammer jammers than the pancakes....but all non saggy tits are good

[Watson]

I got nothing against any woman having a breast reduction even though I do love me some big ol' whammer jammers.

[lampshade]

Confirmed- Boosh on JLaw. That had to be a sweet wedding, and you know they flew private or chartered. 

[4LOM]

all boobs sag.  A cups will turn in to saggy pancake tits. i would rather have some big ol droopy whammer jammers than the pancakes....but all non saggy tits are good

[Watson]

Me and Creed are very similar.

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Pre-breast reduction Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl. This Jennifer is only aight.

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Oh man, Jennifer Connelly had a breast reduction? That's sad.

At least we can all still have a raging fap over this:

[close]

My wife had a breast reduction, I'm down with it. Those puppies aren't gonna sag when she gets older.

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So did mine. She had back pain and shit* so they made them more manageable. They were awesome before but they're beautiful now. I sketch them sometimes.

*brag

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all boobs sag.  A cups will turn in to saggy pancake tits. i would rather have some big ol droopy whammer jammers than the pancakes....but all non saggy tits are good

She went from a G to a D and the doctor said he could not take any more away even though she wanted it. The way he sliced them and the scarring left gives her like a natural underwire so the sagging is going to be minimal at worst. I like tits but I'm an ass man through and through.

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Out of all the elbows to tickle too

[MeanestCleanestPenis]

Can we have some more detail on the kesha finger bang please?

[Watson]

I never heard about the Kesha fingerbang, but he did tell me once that Kesha gave him a half a handjob to which my friend responded "I hope it was the second half."

Boosh did take me to a Kesha party in a hotel room once in LA though where Snoop Dogg's DJ told me all about buying heroin in different countries, almost pushed me off the second story roof, and Kesha's friend gave me shit for throwing a glass off the roof onto another roof and then trying to steal a full bottle of "Kesha's" Grey Goose.

I made off like a bandit with Kehsa's minty dental floss though.

[shit_for_brains]

I never heard about the Kesha fingerbang, but he did tell me once that Kesha gave him a half a handjob to which my friend responded "I hope it was the second half."

Boosh did take me to a Kesha party in a hotel room once in LA though where Snoop Dogg's DJ told me all about buying heroin in different countries, almost pushed me off the second story roof, and Kesha's friend gave me shit for throwing a glass off the roof onto another roof and then trying to steal a full bottle of "Kesha's" Grey Goose.

I made off like a bandit with Kehsa's minty dental floss though.

I'd want the top half.

[doublesteveburger]

Confirmed- Boosh on JLaw. That had to be a sweet wedding, and you know they flew private or chartered. 

Fuck, I'd kill for a handjob from Jude Law.

[oyolar]

he did tell me once that Kesha gave him a half a handjob to which my friend responded "I hope it was the second half."

Amazing response.  Taking note of that just in case I should ever need it.

[wallieD]

I never heard about the Kesha fingerbang, but he did tell me once that Kesha gave him a half a handjob to which my friend responded "I hope it was the second half."

Boosh did take me to a Kesha party in a hotel room once in LA though where Snoop Dogg's DJ told me all about buying heroin in different countries, almost pushed me off the second story roof, and Kesha's friend gave me shit for throwing a glass off the roof onto another roof and then trying to steal a full bottle of "Kesha's" Grey Goose.

I made off like a bandit with Kehsa's minty dental floss though.

... i think i do remember him saying she jerked him off. now i'm not sure if he fingered her but i was thinking he did because he was worried about some wart on his finger and was going to get it removed? either way just touching arms with J law tops anything sexual with kesha