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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #450 on: June 04, 2009, 10:36:42 AM »
Story time, featuring wintersox

Once upon a time, wintersox got horny



So he had sex with his globe, for no woman would have his seed



Sox found out the Globe have him AIDS, which made him ANGRY



But then he became sad and cried



Then...he died



The End

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #451 on: June 04, 2009, 09:33:28 PM »
If you will allow me the liberty to quote one Agent Angelo Pappas:

"Two bricks, coming up"




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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #453 on: June 05, 2009, 10:36:49 AM »
Yipee! You found it! I was worried.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #454 on: July 28, 2013, 09:36:04 PM »
*resurrection*

The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Cabin Fever

Miss you Wintersox! Come back someday...

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #455 on: July 29, 2013, 06:23:29 PM »
i think id rather be a little schizophrenic than hate myself cause i was too plain, dumb and boring?

was that the right thing to say?

this thread made me really pissed off and confused and now i've got a headache from thinking

i feel depresssed and unsure

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example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #457 on: May 12, 2014, 07:31:52 PM »
fucking hell
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #459 on: May 31, 2014, 07:26:11 AM »
wintersox how do you earn your money, do you have a job?

i am a big fan of your art and rock n roll.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #460 on: June 25, 2014, 01:09:29 PM »
I read all the posts and visited most of the links in this thread, and I still understand nothing.

Wintersox seems like a pretentious angst ridden high schooler. Reminds me of my former junior high years, in which our all girl table would fling mash potatoes and corn at the goth table during lunch. How I wish that was still acceptable behavior.  :'(

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #461 on: September 10, 2014, 07:10:55 PM »
Yeah seriously, is this guy a very dedicated troll or what the fuck???
Like you said, I've read this entire thread and looked at nearly all the links and still don't know whats going on.

" oh your'e wintersox, we have to know"

Wtf
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #462 on: August 08, 2020, 06:46:31 PM »
bump

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #463 on: August 22, 2020, 05:58:11 AM »
holy hell. i remember going down the wormhole that is this thread a few years back when I was working an office job. wintersox is wild

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #464 on: August 31, 2020, 09:18:35 AM »
definitely my favorite era of slap, mizzerk, broklyn brawler, pontoon boat... way more jokes, way less woke callouts and redneck arguments

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Re: The Brian Jonestown Massacre is going to sue me
« Reply #465 on: September 13, 2020, 07:43:15 PM »
I made this stencil/shirt a long time ago. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now it seems too clever by half. Hopefully I can find the stencil sometime and redo it without the text because lord knows Brion James deserves a posse.