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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2016, 08:30:12 AM »
The entire movie Grind....For years we tried so hard to fit in and be cool, and then this movie came out.  Thanks Hollywood.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2016, 09:06:46 AM »
the dustin dollin skit from holy stokes.  it's sooo bad and offensively long.  i was like vocally indignant at the premiere, just groaning as it trudged on eternally.  seriously who the fuck stomached watching that even once and was like yeah that's perfect, put it in the middle of a skate video.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2016, 10:22:37 AM »
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Edit: I thought the title said "worst shit in a skate video"
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No shit (pun not intended) that dude is my homie. After it was on Tosh.0 Youtube took it down, he had to re-upload it censored. He is also very famous in another arena but I'm not going to blow his spot.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2016, 10:27:55 AM »
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No shit (pun not intended) that dude is my homie. After it was on Tosh.0 Youtube took it down, he had to re-upload it censored. He is also very famous in another arena but I'm not going to blow his spot.
Is it scat? It's scat isn't it?

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2016, 10:42:37 AM »
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No shit (pun not intended) that dude is my homie. After it was on Tosh.0 Youtube took it down, he had to re-upload it censored. He is also very famous in another arena but I'm not going to blow his spot.
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Is it scat? It's scat isn't it?

Haha no... Videographer but that's all I'm saying...

BEST SKIT EVER: Consolidated Kings Of Promotion, dressing up Karma to get flow boxes only to re-brand Alien decks and shirts to Consolidated.

WORST SKIT EVER: DGK intro... That shit looked so high budget but the fake weed looks straight up like grass from a freshly mowed yard.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2016, 11:04:35 AM »
^^ he videos scat porn. dope.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2016, 11:16:02 AM »
The one, the only: Todd Falcon

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2016, 11:44:57 AM »

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2016, 12:08:08 PM »
^^ he videos scat porn. dope.
I'm going through the names of all the big scat porn videographers but I just can't picture which one this could be.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2016, 12:40:43 PM »
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^^ he videos scat porn. dope.
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I'm going through the names of all the big scat porn videographers but I just can't picture which one this could be.
i'm leaning toward boyd schidtt.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2016, 12:46:34 PM »
made me google scat porn wtf

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2016, 02:24:38 PM »
There's a fine line between best and worst...

Formula One Super Motor Vixens has some weird ones where Eric Ricks was a cholo, Templeton and Jamie Hart in drag, a rappin Gentry, Simon Woodstock as some type of mafia don, and some other weird ones I can't think of right now.

It was the first video I ever saw and made me think that every video had to have corny skits within it, like it was mandatory for everyone.

Every few months or so I'll forget about William Patrick and watch the Almost video n just crack up. My roommate at the time really hated that section n thought that was the stupidest thing in the world, "Why is he being somebody else? I don't get it."




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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2016, 02:55:38 PM »
nike nothing but the truth was like 3 hours of skits. hate that vid.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2016, 03:19:03 PM »
Probably gonna catch some shit for this but - Koston as Chaplin. I get why people think it's good but like everything Koston does it's corny.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2016, 03:46:41 PM »
nike nothing but the truth was like 3 hours of skits. hate that vid.

The Omar vomit part was the worst. The only somewhat funny quotes in the whole video was from Chet.

"You don't even look like PRod fool!"

"I don't think PRod would wear that necklace either fool! PRod wouldn't get caught slipping with that thing"

"Dang PRod! you think that mark can go down some stairs........now there's PRod!""
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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #75 on: August 21, 2016, 03:48:44 PM »


As far as the dopest skit in a video...(it takes place throughout the video, so you're just gonna have to watch the whole thing, sorry).

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #76 on: August 21, 2016, 04:04:47 PM »
street dreams

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #77 on: August 21, 2016, 07:39:06 PM »

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video
« Reply #78 on: August 21, 2016, 08:02:48 PM »
The Element trio vid in 09 where Levi was getting lost even though he had an iphone with gps. Nigga what?!

The DGK stuff was dumb but their target market is wigger kids and brazillians so I guess it worked. Basically anything Rodrigo TX is a part of will have bad skits.


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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2016, 11:33:03 PM »
I wonder how much cocaine the heads at DGK were ingesting to think that Parental Advisory was a good idea. Dustin Dollin's "part" in that new Volcom video was jarring, tedious, and out of place.

Not a skit, per say, but hilariously bad: Greg Lutzka reading Maxim and wearing sunglasses indoors for his interviews in the City video.

As far as best skits? Brian Wenning's prophesying intro in The DC Video, the aforementioned Owen Wilson skit, and I'm gonna throw in T-Bone as Wayne Patrick in Round 3 as a winner.

i had a mate who thought this was for real and that Wayne Patrick really existed
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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2016, 07:00:15 AM »


man that is the absolute worst, those cops are definitely struggling scientologist actors too

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2016, 09:42:32 AM »
Is "I wanna be a Baker" considered a skit???

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2016, 11:40:37 AM »
Has anyone seen "Hillbilly Roadkill?"

That.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2016, 03:53:29 PM »
Has anyone seen "Hillbilly Roadkill?"

That.

Haha such a good video though. All Thrasher vids had bad skits. 911 Emergency, Donut Duty, Dune as the reporter in Hittin' the Streets was kinda funny though.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2016, 05:05:18 PM »
MJ talking about the legend of Cliff Kaufman and his infamous kickflip that changed everything.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2016, 05:13:00 PM »
made me google scat porn wtf


Hahahahahaha.

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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2016, 08:49:59 PM »
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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2016, 11:14:41 PM »
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Re: Worst skit in a skate video?
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2016, 02:14:04 AM »
worst: dgk parental advisory
best: flip sorry