Stuck in an elevator w/ nothing to read

[shark tits]

Dude kinda just took verbatim stuff from j.Cass but came into his own hand towards the end. What sorta pussy are they marketing towards? The 'you' in the story is really only in danger w/ Andy Roy & prolly not even that in freedom.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2016/10/27/the-worst-skateboarders-to-be-trapped-in-a-broken-elevator-with/comment-page-3/#comments

[mattchew]

Jenkem is so hit or miss...how they go from "Welcome To Hell Week" to this is absurd.
I definitely don't like their more "juvenile" stuff; it just comes across as trying to read like Big Brother without actually being Big Brother.
Their more serious/intellectual/critical articles and interviews are great though.
Overall I really appreciate them, even if I don't like everything they do.

[Zurg]

lotta cringe. you have a bit of wit for this kinda thing to work

[franquietits]

I thought it was kinda funny. Some of it is lukewarm. It helps if you imagine their voices. I wrote this & was gonna delete it after realizing the displeasure of visualizing it, but I'll still share:

I thought the Andy Roy one should have ended with...

Andy: *Pulls out crusty pocket pussy* Hold this son & make sure to hold it reaaal tight.
           *grins at you while chattering tooth dentures up and down *

You: oh cool, what's this? New skate footy?

Andy: *proceeds to pull out dick & goes to town* FUCKIN' GET SOME! GET SOME!

You: Hell yeah, Andy! Ge-ge-Git it!!!!

Elevator: *Elevator cable breaks under massive pounding force*

End: one hell of a hell ride.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I keep all my new skate footy in a crusty pocket pussy

[Koozin]

Being trapped with Gonz would be unpredictable

[20matar]

This was one of those articles in which the art is way better than the writing.

[Chavo]

I guess it went over my head, most of these guys would be mellow.

Antwuan or Billy Rohan (off meds) would be on my list. Josh Swindell too (mostly because of his colostomy bag issues). Sheffey was the only skater who seemed scary to be around, but he was nice one on one (and no booze). Mike V actually seems scrawny and quite down to earth in real life.

[new_york_shitty]

Harry Jumonji teaching about "respect" for 2.6 hours comes to mind

[pabloalvarado]

I dont mind if I ever be stuck in an elevator with Leticia. 

[doomstation55]

Wow that was fucking terrible

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Vallely one is way out of date, he's pretty peaceful these days