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Guilty pleasures
« on: February 07, 2007, 08:46:50 PM »
walking around Walgreen's with those Cadberry mini eggs slightly faded, and not aware that I eat the whole bag before its time to pay.

slap, of course.

180 varial flips.

xanax.

guiness.

the occasional black market endeavor.

thinkink I am somehow intrinically better than 90% of small town USA's geenpool, especially those who puff hubbas.

fucking with people who use needles about the dangers of hep c.  (needles gross me out)

rewatching any penny footage I can get my hands on. 

being completely confortable with my status as a brit who was spent 75% of his life stateside. no white man's guilt here.  especially since my apartment was broken into this weekend, they took my script of xanax, g4 power book, and my friend's bike, all taken forcibly. If I was an African American the chances of this happeneing would have been greatly reduced. I am basically the only honkey in the entire apartment complex.

lady sovereign.  just don't ask.

morissey/smtihs/cure/new wave.

i'll probably come up with some more.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2007, 08:56:34 PM »
lady sovereign.  just don't ask.

I almost liked you...

As for me...

I like taking the biggest unpeeled carrot out of the bag and seeing how far I can stick it up my asshole.  Then I eat it.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2007, 08:57:32 PM »
Peach flavored Skoal.
80's pop music.
Online forums.
Living in Louisiana (though I like to visit blue states when I get the chance).
CSPAN and political/religious debates in general.
Chicken Nacho Bell Grandes with five packs of fire sauce and a side of jalepenos.
Stuffed green olives.
Newcastle.
All facets of computer geekery.
Cats.
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Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch as well as Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Air America radio.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2007, 09:01:24 PM »
Challenging kids I hate in games of SKATE, just so I can say "good game, man" after I win.

SLAP.

I think studying can be fun sometimes.

Punk rock music.

Reading.

And salabanzi flip variations in those games of SKATE if I get desperate.
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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2007, 09:05:52 PM »
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lady sovereign.  just don't ask.
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I almost liked you...

As for me...

I like taking the biggest unpeeled carrot out of the bag and seeing how far I can stick it up my asshole.  Then I eat it.

You don't have to dislike me because of this.  what i meant is that I like her for her televesion entertainment only, like is this fucking serious or what, not on the level of me digging the beats and rhymes of a 20 year old british female chav rapper. I think the whole thing is fuckign ridiculous. Understand? We cool?
as far as your carrot comment, that's all you bro, to each there own. next time you are in the city pm me, its liberal there, gays are widely accepted, I can even introduce you to a few respectable ones. you probably wouldn't even need to use a carrot on this occassion.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2007, 09:07:24 PM by china white »

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 09:09:08 PM »
audrey hepburn
aviation (in general)
peter gabriel (since i was 5)
dancing
slap boards. every freaking day
the unbearable lightness of being with daniel-day lewis (sp?) and juliette binoche (sp?)
the cardigans
v neck sweater vest over white tees. i think im chris pullman all of the sudden
salo, 120 days of sodom
walking the dog. not actually walking the dog, but rodney mullen's dog.
pbs
mtv
popping zits

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2007, 09:11:17 PM »
herb, hot pockets, valium, reading mass amounts of nerdy ass books, and world of warcraft.  damn.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2007, 09:20:45 PM »
mtv
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2007, 10:12:08 PM »
slap forums

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 10:16:43 PM »
porn.
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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2007, 10:17:20 PM »


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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2007, 10:20:10 PM »
mmm, hairy ass bitches and ho's.
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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2007, 10:25:17 PM »


xanax.

 

i feel sorry for you when you have to stop taking benzos, you will expierence hell for 2 weeks straight, the withdrawl feels like that quick second when you almost get in a car crash but it will be 2 full weeks of that feeling with no sleep.

ive heard heroin is an a walk in the park to kick compared to tranqs like xanax.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 10:43:42 PM »
Peach flavored Skoal.
80's pop music.
Online forums.
Living in Louisiana (though I like to visit blue states when I get the chance).
CSPAN and political/religious debates in general.
Chicken Nacho Bell Grandes with five packs of fire sauce and a side of jalepenos.
Stuffed green olives.
Newcastle.
All facets of computer geekery.
Cats.
Early grabs.
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch as well as Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Air America radio.


You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2007, 11:06:55 PM »
Peach flavored Skoal.
80's pop music.
Online forums.
Living in Louisiana (though I like to visit blue states when I get the chance).
CSPAN and political/religious debates in general.
Chicken Nacho Bell Grandes with five packs of fire sauce and a side of jalepenos.
Stuffed green olives.
Newcastle.
All facets of computer geekery.
Cats.
Early grabs.
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch as well as Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Air America radio.
Neal, you make me feel old. I'm coming to Louisiana I think in may. Maybe I'll bring Jayme.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2007, 11:08:07 PM »
Peach flavored Skoal.
80's pop music.
Online forums.
Living in Louisiana (though I like to visit blue states when I get the chance).
CSPAN and political/religious debates in general.
Chicken Nacho Bell Grandes with five packs of fire sauce and a side of jalepenos.
Stuffed green olives.
Newcastle.
All facets of computer geekery.
Cats.
Early grabs.
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch as well as Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Air America radio.

99 luftballons = greatest song ever

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2007, 11:37:53 PM »
depeche mode
dailyrotten.com
vintage crime scene photos
wikipedia
mod bullshit (vespas, lambrettas, fred perry, merc, mini coopers, etc)
chill shoes (fila, snakeskin ankle boots)
faggy clothes
trashy italian films (horror, giallo, poliezi, spaghetti westerns, etc)
sonic chili cheese frito wrap
raising cane's chicken fingers
skating transitions (very out of character for me)
my secret lady friend back in SF
Delerium on friday nights
buying shit off of craigslist
and I'm gonna steal one from Grimcity, and say Louisiana...after 4 years in SF its nice to be back in the boot...
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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2007, 04:14:41 PM »
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Peach flavored Skoal.
80's pop music.
Online forums.
Living in Louisiana (though I like to visit blue states when I get the chance).
CSPAN and political/religious debates in general.
Chicken Nacho Bell Grandes with five packs of fire sauce and a side of jalepenos.
Stuffed green olives.
Newcastle.
All facets of computer geekery.
Cats.
Early grabs.
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch as well as Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Air America radio.
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Neal, you make me feel old. I'm coming to Louisiana I think in may. Maybe I'll bring Jayme.
Dude, you know you got a crew over here.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2007, 04:54:18 PM »
msnbc

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2007, 05:30:23 PM »
Younger chicks. I always end up hookin up with the younger chicks. It's not so bad though coz theyre pretty easy to impress haha.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2007, 06:23:17 PM »
Younger chicks. I always end up hookin up with the younger chicks. It's not so bad though coz theyre pretty easy to impress haha.
haha seconded

online message boards is a big one

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2007, 06:42:52 PM »
tims salt and vinegar potatoe chips
any kind of fast food

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2007, 07:46:17 PM »
craigslist
jamba juice
white castle
cnn.com
sportscenter
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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2007, 08:10:21 PM »
thanks to gub......One Crazy Summer
hardly art, hardly starving


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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2007, 10:05:40 PM »
going for high tea

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2007, 11:19:30 PM »
singing or rapping to music

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2007, 11:45:32 PM »
twisting L's
cruisin the block with my boys
juice boxes
ghost riding whips
ICP
razor scooting
final fantasy IX


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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2007, 12:11:47 PM »
ive gotta admit it..

i watch MTV dating shows
Sorry, sometimes I get overly defensive on that point.

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Re: Guilty pleasures
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2007, 12:43:06 PM »
the food network or the travel channel.  when I'm at work in the break room smoking a cig, and watching Good eats or Unwrapped and some meathead dudes walk in i feel a little embarrassed.  but fuck if I'ma lettum switch the channel.  Some dude wanted to fight me the other day cuz I didn't want to watch some basketball game.
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