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stabbedbywiggers

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Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« on: December 07, 2016, 10:34:46 AM »
Im not talking about nuttin in her, I know about person babies n shit. But just fuck. Like whats the deal?

Especially if you never really see them and they dont look like you, then whats the problem?

Why is it morally bad?

(never fucked my cousins, would fuck like a good 4 of em though)

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2016, 11:05:05 AM »
Go for it dude, hell why stop at cousins? Shoot for the whole family tree. You got this man.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2016, 11:13:27 AM »
and why hate on any that look like you? has to be 10x better than jerking off in the mirror.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2016, 11:18:44 AM »
Thanks for the reassurance guys. Ill go for it next encounter. Ill go for the hug/butt grab maneuver, look her in the eye with lust and see how she responds.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2016, 11:51:11 AM »
Its like stan and bawtawd did the fusion dance together
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2016, 12:07:00 PM »
Its like stan and bawtawd did the fusion dance together
I am bawtawd, but I have no affiliation with stan.

I suspect stan is forrest edwards???

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2016, 12:20:52 PM »
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Its like stan and bawtawd did the fusion dance together
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I am bawtawd, but I have no affiliation with stan.

I suspect stan is forrest edwards???

I like how you said you would be back "when we least expect it"
Dude, it's so easy to tell it's you.
You talk about drugs and fucking your cousin.

Welcome back, missed ya

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2016, 12:21:13 PM »
You should fuck your cousin and post a video of it online. You'll probably make a lot of money off it.
she can ride dick ham ham no joke ham

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2016, 12:28:06 PM »
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Its like stan and bawtawd did the fusion dance together
[close]
I am bawtawd, but I have no affiliation with stan.

I suspect stan is forrest edwards???
[close]

I like how you said you would be back "when we least expect it"
Dude, it's so easy to tell it's you.
You talk about drugs and fucking your cousin.

Welcome back, missed ya
I came back in the same thread though, pretty obviously, I was joking. Flew over some heads I see.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2016, 01:13:17 PM »
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Its like stan and bawtawd did the fusion dance together
[close]
I am bawtawd, but I have no affiliation with stan.

I suspect stan is forrest edwards???
[close]

I like how you said you would be back "when we least expect it"
Dude, it's so easy to tell it's you.
You talk about drugs and fucking your cousin.

Welcome back, missed ya
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I came back in the same thread though, pretty obviously, I was joking. Flew over some heads I see.

2 deep 4 us bro

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2016, 01:14:00 PM »
How's your sister going to feel if you fuck your cousin before her?

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2016, 01:16:06 PM »
How's your sister going to feel if you fuck your cousin before her?
No sister, one cousin has daddy issues, so for me, uncle issues.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2016, 01:28:02 PM »
isn't the redneck rule be that they have to be your second cousins or something? but either way its weird to try to score with some youre related with

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2016, 01:40:39 PM »
So you must've jerked off to them. How did that make you feel? Any wrong?

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2016, 02:08:51 PM »
So you must've jerked off to them. How did that make you feel? Any wrong?
Yeah I woke up from a dream and had to finish the job. Didnt feel bad at all. Im not all wild about cousin fucking, I just want to know why people aint down with it.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2016, 02:13:53 PM »
this question would be better phrased "what's not right about fucking your cousin?"

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2016, 02:43:26 PM »
Don't forget to post nudes of your cousin. It'll get you Slap points.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2016, 03:25:49 PM »
Is one of these guys Enrique Bonilla on the Thrasher site?

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2016, 05:21:39 PM »
idk mines are all pretty ugly

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2016, 05:53:36 PM »
You know how the saying goes, "God invented cousins so we don't have to fuck our sisters". Word. Glad to have you back.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2016, 07:14:24 PM »
You know how the saying goes, "God invented cousins so we don't have to fuck our sisters". Word. Glad to have you back.

No, I don't know how that saying goes...
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2016, 07:24:30 PM »
If you never thought about fucking a cousin, then you either A. have ugly cousins... or B. are a lying sack of shit.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2016, 08:09:34 PM »
Slap has reached new lows




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Shit could be worse

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2016, 11:07:49 PM »
Lmao glad to know I'm not the only one
Probably would never go through with it but couldn't help getting a chub last time
I was around my cousin ( no blood relation my aunt was adopted)

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2016, 11:15:52 PM »
it's slap... anything's kosher if you're on dog drugs and don't have a two toned penis.

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2016, 11:20:17 PM »
Nothing is wrong.....if your cousin is in a band......: Reed....

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2016, 09:39:09 AM »
you'll have to start another account, since it'll be your cousin that's stabbedbywigger

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2016, 10:09:53 AM »
you'll have to start another account, since it'll be your cousin that's stabbedbywigger
ahh man this was a nice one to read lol

While I have fantasized about other girls I think are hot, being my sister(I don't have a sister) and the various scenarios that could lead too. Cousins who are already my cousins?, no, but I don't think it's really wrong if both parties are down. If she does drugs maybe you and her could do some ellis dee and see where that takes things, like yeah its kinda gnar boning your cousin but on acid it would be next levs, for better or worse

To the dude above I don't think it counts if your not biologically related

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2016, 10:27:27 AM »
if there's hair on the shaft , the cousins will draft
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Whats wrong with fucking your cousin?
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2016, 10:33:42 AM »
did any of your cousins ever rode F4 classic fulls 101a in the streets? are they good ? the cousins i mean ;D

just bought a set today....need your cousins feedback
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