2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS

[concerned_parent]

big shout out to QS, bummed that is wasn't lucas wisenheimerbergenstein that posted the ride channel article.

http://quartersnacks.com/2016/11/the-end-was-actually-the-beginning-the-year-in-ride-channel-headlines/#more-34753

http://theridechannel.com/news/2016/11/quartersnacks-best-of-ride-channel-headlines-2016

in celebration...

Manny Santiago's newest sponsor announcement: a lawn decoration company
Santiagnome.

Your favorite cult skateboarder is really into smoothies
Neil Blender.

Emerica released a b-sides edit of all of the team riders stay-at-home significant others
Maid 2.

Watch this video of JT Aultz speaking at a protest in LA
"Civilization's dying."

5boro is releasing a series of political cartoon boards
Join or Die.

Watch Max Palmer ask Johnny Wilson if his brother will land a kickflip
"Andrew Will, son!"

Daan Van Dan Derndanderlentilsoup wins SOTY
Skater of the Beer.

[Grind King Rims]

Brian Anderson announces new gay dating app for skaters

[BrunsdOut17]

Anthony Pappalardo talks about his dad's janitorial position
Moppalardo.

this had me dying at work

[concerned_parent]

This Years SOTY Has a Soft Spot for Romantic Movies
Cryle Walker.

Alex Olson: "Yeah man the Bible is sick"
9-1-Heaven.

Independent Trucks Riders Speak about their affinity for Mammary Glands
Love the Breasts, Fuck the Rest.