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My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« on: February 21, 2017, 12:49:59 PM »




At the West LA Ralph's.

"Looks like Danzig is gonna make tacos tonight thats ground turkey taco seasoned and hormel chili with pink lemonade"

Looks like he's got some cat food in there too.

I asked my friend if Danzig had a Ralph's card but he said he didn't notice.

Do you think Danzig cooks his own turkey tacos or does he summon a succubus sex slave to make them and pour his pink lemonade?

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2017, 01:09:03 PM »
he really drinks that frozen concentrate stuff?  ??? :-\
gross.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2017, 01:22:48 PM »
Damn! So jealous, I'd love tacos cooked by Danzig.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2017, 01:24:07 PM »
Moments like this never last.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2017, 01:47:14 PM »

Do you think Danzig cooks his own turkey tacos or does he summon a succubus sex slave to make them and pour his pink lemonade?

Well, he does clean up his own piles of bricks...


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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2017, 01:50:43 PM »
it's sick that he's Glenn Danzig. Even when he goes to the store to buy taco ingredients.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2017, 04:07:52 PM »
weird that his wolf eats cat food

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2017, 04:59:25 PM »
I've seen Danzig at this place called Island Burgers. 

It was really weird seeing him in a place known for it's tropical decor and upbeat atmosphere.

ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2017, 07:31:05 PM »
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Do you think Danzig cooks his own turkey tacos or does he summon a succubus sex slave to make them and pour his pink lemonade?
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Well, he does clean up his own piles of bricks...


ACTUALLY it looks LIKE he cleans up TODD'S bricks BECAUSE Todd IS a FUCKHEAD.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2017, 07:58:23 PM »
Maybe he was shopping for his... Mother

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2017, 08:30:44 PM »
isn't someone on Slap his neighbour or was his neighbour????

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2017, 11:50:59 PM »

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2017, 08:17:17 AM »
That Steely Danzig song is great.

When I was in LA forever ago we tried to find Danzig's house but couldn't. So when I went there a year later I made it a mission to find out. We found out what street it was on, but not the address, and we couldn't find it. Then I saw a hip young couple walking by and said "Hey do you know where Danzig's house is?" The guy said "Oh Danzig's house? Just go down this street and look for a house that would look like Danzig's house. Sure enough we found it with a big iron fence and gate, completely overgrown because why would a Satanist cut his lawn or trim his bushes? And of course the famous pile of bricks in the front yard. I'm a MASSIVE Danzig fan so I was tripping out on the bricks. Some dude we were with was like "What's the big deal? You want me to climb the fence and get one of those bricks for you?" I honestly was so shook to be at Danzig's house that I couldn't let him do it. Seemed to disrespectful or something.

Possibly the biggest regret of my life. If I had one of those bricks now I would have it on display in a glass case.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2017, 08:42:26 AM »
I want a Danzig brick now. I don't think my life is complete now that I know of the existence of said bricks and my not possessing one.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2017, 09:12:01 AM »
That Steely Danzig song is great.

When I was in LA forever ago we tried to find Danzig's house but couldn't. So when I went there a year later I made it a mission to find out. We found out what street it was on, but not the address, and we couldn't find it. Then I saw a hip young couple walking by and said "Hey do you know where Danzig's house is?" The guy said "Oh Danzig's house? Just go down this street and look for a house that would look like Danzig's house. Sure enough we found it with a big iron fence and gate, completely overgrown because why would a Satanist cut his lawn or trim his bushes? And of course the famous pile of bricks in the front yard. I'm a MASSIVE Danzig fan so I was tripping out on the bricks. Some dude we were with was like "What's the big deal? You want me to climb the fence and get one of those bricks for you?" I honestly was so shook to be at Danzig's house that I couldn't let him do it. Seemed to disrespectful or something.

Possibly the biggest regret of my life. If I had one of those bricks now I would have it on display in a glass case.

Some dude you were with...
did he happen to say when hes finishing that megaramp part of his?

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2017, 09:22:40 AM »
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That Steely Danzig song is great.

When I was in LA forever ago we tried to find Danzig's house but couldn't. So when I went there a year later I made it a mission to find out. We found out what street it was on, but not the address, and we couldn't find it. Then I saw a hip young couple walking by and said "Hey do you know where Danzig's house is?" The guy said "Oh Danzig's house? Just go down this street and look for a house that would look like Danzig's house. Sure enough we found it with a big iron fence and gate, completely overgrown because why would a Satanist cut his lawn or trim his bushes? And of course the famous pile of bricks in the front yard. I'm a MASSIVE Danzig fan so I was tripping out on the bricks. Some dude we were with was like "What's the big deal? You want me to climb the fence and get one of those bricks for you?" I honestly was so shook to be at Danzig's house that I couldn't let him do it. Seemed to disrespectful or something.

Possibly the biggest regret of my life. If I had one of those bricks now I would have it on display in a glass case.
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Some dude you were with...
did he happen to say when hes finishing that megaramp part of his?

I'm dying

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2017, 09:25:07 AM »

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2017, 09:27:05 AM »
I want a Danzig brick now. I don't think my life is complete now that I know of the existence of said bricks and my not possessing one.

Trendwatch2k17: Danzig x Supreme

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2017, 10:15:39 AM »
watson!
tell your friend not to touch my bricks
you can stay outside of my yard for life
cause if you wanna build house w/ me
i can show you what its like
til you're   bleeding


ps, like sodajerk i feel less than w/out a danzig brick

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2017, 10:39:35 AM »
Looks like the Ralph's next to Stoner plaza. I'm there all the time so I'll have to keep my eyes open.

Props to Danzig for helping bag his groceries
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2017, 10:53:15 AM »

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2017, 12:00:23 PM »
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Trendwatch2k17: Danzig x Danny Way
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A+ w/ extra credit
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2017, 12:16:21 PM »
I heard that if you hopped his fence to steal a brick and old man Danzig caught you he'd put a curse on you.
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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2017, 12:16:54 PM »
learned so much about danzig today thx watson
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2017, 12:33:06 PM »
I thought he lived in Jersey? I guess this could be a second home.
 

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2017, 01:09:20 PM »
I heard that if you hopped his fence to steal a brick and old man Danzig caught you he'd put a curse on you.

Yeah I was kinda scared of that too. But I still needed a trophy from my visit to old man Danzig's so I snuck up his neighbour's driveway and got a picture of Danzig's recycling bins.



This is Danzig's house in the daytime (with the famous pile of bricks that's been there for decades):



This is the 7-11 two blocks from Danzig's house:

« Last Edit: February 22, 2017, 01:12:49 PM by Watson »

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2017, 01:37:38 PM »
^^
I like to imagine Danzig has a lot of late night Taquitos at that 7-11. I bet his favorite kind is buffalo chicken one, 'cause that's my favorite too.
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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2017, 03:19:26 PM »
^^
I like to imagine Danzig has a lot of late night Taquitos at that 7-11. I bet his favorite kind is buffalo chicken one, 'cause that's my favorite too.

"Hey uhhhh when are you guys gonna get pink lemonade back on tap GODDAMNIT?!"

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2017, 05:37:01 PM »
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I heard that if you hopped his fence to steal a brick and old man Danzig caught you he'd put a curse on you.
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Yeah I was kinda scared of that too. But I still needed a trophy from my visit to old man Danzig's so I snuck up his neighbour's driveway and got a picture of Danzig's recycling bins.



This is Danzig's house in the daytime (with the famous pile of bricks that's been there for decades):



This is the 7-11 two blocks from Danzig's house:



Watson, you are awesome!
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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2017, 05:47:19 PM »
I wanted to make a t shirt with the Google street view of him washing his car.