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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2017, 06:00:35 PM »
Thirdhand story, but a friend told me once that his friend was riding his motorcycle around Los Feliz. His motorcycle sputtered out, so he pulled over and started tinkering around. As he's trying to figure it out, someone yells, "You're doing it wrong!" He looks up to see Glenn Danzig sitting on a porch. This guy was not aware that it was Danzig's house, so he was surprised. He was also surprised to see Danzig get up off a chair on his porch and grumpily walk inside. So Danzig, apparently a motorcycle expert, chose to heckle this guy and run away instead of helping him out.

That Steely Danzig song is great.

When I was in LA forever ago we tried to find Danzig's house but couldn't. So when I went there a year later I made it a mission to find out. We found out what street it was on, but not the address, and we couldn't find it. Then I saw a hip young couple walking by and said "Hey do you know where Danzig's house is?" The guy said "Oh Danzig's house? Just go down this street and look for a house that would look like Danzig's house. Sure enough we found it with a big iron fence and gate, completely overgrown because why would a Satanist cut his lawn or trim his bushes? And of course the famous pile of bricks in the front yard. I'm a MASSIVE Danzig fan so I was tripping out on the bricks. Some dude we were with was like "What's the big deal? You want me to climb the fence and get one of those bricks for you?" I honestly was so shook to be at Danzig's house that I couldn't let him do it. Seemed to disrespectful or something.

Possibly the biggest regret of my life. If I had one of those bricks now I would have it on display in a glass case.

The same friend gave me the exact same description.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2017, 06:03:46 PM by Bobby Peru »

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2017, 06:22:34 PM »
Cool story bro! The pink lemonade really made the story

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2017, 07:04:53 PM »
weird that his wolf eats cat food

Fucking HA!

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2017, 07:09:06 PM »
i heard danzig saw watson's friend at Ralph's

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2017, 07:17:08 PM »
I guess he moved. I would've hopped that fence and stole some bricks. I love dowm the street from there
« Last Edit: February 22, 2017, 07:47:12 PM by tom »
fuck you bama

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2017, 04:32:54 PM »
I guess he moved. I would've hopped that fence and stole some bricks. I love dowm the street from there

I love this shit

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2017, 07:26:35 AM »
I've seen Danzig at this place called Island Burgers. 

It was really weird seeing him in a place known for it's tropical decor and upbeat atmosphere.



maybe he likes the festive and fun appetizers

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2017, 09:00:46 AM »
So Danzig, apparently a motorcycle expert, chose to heckle this guy and run away instead of helping him out.

That's awesome! I love that Danzig is an asshole. It just makes sense. Who would want him to be nice? Like if you met Ray Barbee and he was an asshole to you. It would be such a disappointment.

If I ever meet Danzig and tell him I'm a huge fan I hope he tells me to fuck off and leave him alone.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2017, 09:51:55 AM »
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So Danzig, apparently a motorcycle expert, chose to heckle this guy and run away instead of helping him out.
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That's awesome! I love that Danzig is an asshole. It just makes sense. Who would want him to be nice? Like if you met Ray Barbee and he was an asshole to you. It would be such a disappointment.

If I ever meet Danzig and tell him I'm a huge fan I hope he tells me to fuck off and leave him alone.
Nick Cave has told no less than two people I know the fuck off. One approached him as he was reading the paper and he flipped his paper down and said "Fuck off, can't you see I'm reading the paper". Life hammers.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2017, 04:50:51 AM »
I wanted to make a t shirt with the Google street view of him washing his car.




holy shit i've never seen this

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2017, 11:50:47 AM »
Apparently he's moved 🙁
http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/photographic-proof-bricks-danzigs-house

Strange. When I was there 10 years ago and took that picture the bricks were a small scattered pile. I've seen other photos of the bricks too and they looked the same. But in both of those pictures it's a massive neatly stacked pile of bricks. Obviously those photos are newer. Did Danzig add more bricks and organize them? Or is it the new owner's bricks for a project, and they just stacked the new bricks where the old bricks were because there was already bricks there? I'm intrigued.

It's a Danzig brick mystery!

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2017, 12:01:57 PM »

Strange. When I was there 10 years ago and took that picture the bricks were a small scattered pile. I've seen other photos of the bricks too and they looked the same. But in both of those pictures it's a massive neatly stacked pile of bricks. Obviously those photos are newer. Did Danzig add more bricks and organize them? Or is it the new owner's bricks for a project, and they just stacked the new bricks where the old bricks were because there was already bricks there? I'm intrigued.

It's a Danzig brick mystery!
I think the answer is obvious, Danzig's front yard has a portal to the underworld where Satan has his bricks manufactured and transported to earth to build his demonic palace in anticipation for his triumphant take over of the world. Glenn was just acting like a good servant to the all mighty dark overlord and keeping the bricks safe before they get moved to the build site.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2017, 09:36:34 AM »
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Strange. When I was there 10 years ago and took that picture the bricks were a small scattered pile. I've seen other photos of the bricks too and they looked the same. But in both of those pictures it's a massive neatly stacked pile of bricks. Obviously those photos are newer. Did Danzig add more bricks and organize them? Or is it the new owner's bricks for a project, and they just stacked the new bricks where the old bricks were because there was already bricks there? I'm intrigued.

It's a Danzig brick mystery!
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I think the answer is obvious, Danzig's front yard has a portal to the underworld where Satan has his bricks manufactured and transported to earth to build his demonic palace in anticipation for his triumphant take over of the world. Glenn was just acting like a good servant to the all mighty dark overlord and keeping the bricks safe before they get moved to the build site.

Oh shit, of course. I'm such an idiot. Doyyyyyyyyy.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2017, 10:36:03 AM »
I guess he moved. I would've hopped that fence and stole some bricks. I love dowm the street from there


hahaha wow. thanks for this

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #45 on: February 26, 2017, 09:08:14 PM »
He washes his car with long pants and shoes, buys canned cat food and frozen pink lemonade.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2017, 09:23:06 AM »
this is one of the best threads on slap. i need to be stopping by the whatever section more often

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2017, 09:48:38 AM »
He washes his car with long pants and shoes, buys canned cat food and frozen pink lemonade.

...and enjoys tacos

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #48 on: March 03, 2017, 09:36:36 AM »
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He washes his car with long pants and shoes, buys canned cat food and frozen pink lemonade.
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...and enjoys tacos

Turkey tacos.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #49 on: March 03, 2017, 10:51:55 AM »
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He washes his car with long pants and shoes, buys canned cat food and frozen pink lemonade.
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...and enjoys tacos
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Turkey tacos.

Nobody enjoys turkey tacos

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2017, 11:33:15 AM »
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He washes his car with long pants and shoes, buys canned cat food and frozen pink lemonade.
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...and enjoys tacos
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Turkey tacos.
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Nobody enjoys turkey tacos

You callin Danzig a fuckin nobody?!

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2017, 06:50:31 PM »

Quote from: ChuckRamone
I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"that guy is double parked."
"Who cares? there are people starving to death! besides, how does that affect you? does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2017, 05:40:09 PM »
paisley skates x tom of finland x danzig coming soon
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2017, 10:04:26 PM »
I'd expect Michael Graves to drink pink lemonade, since it's is a shitty version of the real thing, just like himself.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #54 on: November 11, 2020, 05:30:23 PM »
I was just searching up Danzig on google after hearing about how he was supposed to play Wolverine in the X-Men films when to my surprise Slap showed up in the results, sorry to bump but this is gotta be one of the funniest threads on here.

Apparently Danzig said he would have played Wolverine not as "gay" as Hugh Jackman did, whatever that means.
https://www.laweekly.com/danzig-says-he-would-have-played-wolverine-less-gay-than-hugh-jackman/

and here's a more in-depth look on his evil bricks.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #55 on: November 11, 2020, 07:28:25 PM »
I clicked in prepared for the grocery store Flying Lotus copypasta
Venture Truck Height:

5.0 & 5.2 LO
STANDARD - 1.88” - 47.75mm
FORGED - 1.85”- 46.99mm

5.0 ,5.2, 5.6, 5.8 & 6.1 HI
STANDARD - 2.09” - 53.09mm
FORGED - 2.04” - 51.82m

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2020, 11:13:43 AM »
I love this thread

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #57 on: November 12, 2020, 11:59:33 AM »
sorry to bump

No need to apologize! That Danzig's preferred cereals are Count Chocula and Frankenberry is my favorite thing I've heard all week.

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #58 on: November 12, 2020, 12:39:40 PM »
this quality of thread is few and far between these days

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Re: My Friend Saw Danzig At The Grocery Store
« Reply #59 on: November 12, 2020, 01:03:27 PM »
Yeah holy shit Concerned Skater, thank you so much for bumping this thread.

I just laughed my ass off with every reply and culminated with the finest chuckles to that video you linked. What a time to be alive ;D

Been on a slump lately, thank you for the inspirational laughter and many shaloms :)

Coincidentally, I just ate a cucumber salad