Johan Stuckey Pro?

[Dark Knight]

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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.

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that was absolutely ruthless.

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what joke was this? i missed it

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something along the lines of "Johan hops from sponsor to sponsor more than Daryl Angel hops from state to state trying to avoid his child"

Dudes in the background like Austyn looked visibly uncomfortable with the joke

Grant Yansura can even be heard shouting to the audience "we told him not to tell that joke!"

Damn!  Hahaha
I need to see this.  That's fucking hardcore. 

[Fongstarr.]

If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money

Man.....can you imagine if they did one a Berrics roast roasting Steve and Eric? Roasts are so good when the person gets all heated and can't take jokes and knowing those guys, they'd be so god damn mad. I would even pay that god damn app to see that if it ever happened. 

[DannyDee]

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If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money

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Man.....can you imagine if they did one a Berrics roast roasting Steve and Eric? Roasts are so good when the person gets all heated and can't take jokes and knowing those guys, they'd be so god damn mad. I would even pay that god damn app to see that if it ever happened. 

Koston actually seems to take being made fun of fairly well from the clips I've seen. For example, when Jimmy Arrighi made fun of him at a worlds best premier. It seems like he reacts differently on camera than he does on Instagram. Berra would absolutely melt down in a priceless way, granted, he would probably never agree to it because of how roasted about Scientology he would get (has any celeb actually let themselves be roasted over that in public?).

The only people I remember not taking that type of stuff well is Shane O'neill (joke about leaving KOTR) and to a lesser extent Dill. I'm sure there are a bunch of others who take themselves too seriously, I'd love to see Greco's reactions to the jokes about him last night.   

[Putaslocas]

Repost confirmed

[h00man]

ask them to send nudes

[Mr. Kamikazi]

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I was there last night and, a few cringey moments notwithstanding (Alex Schmidt seems barely literate and Austyn should have hired a better ghostwriter for his material), people were killing it. Wheatley was the breakout star of the night, not only with material but with delivery. He was fucking ruthless. Skatetalk Bob was on fire as well, as was Jojo's ex-chick, who definitely held her own. Boosh was maybe the evening's most-hit target (aside from Jojo himself and maybe Sam McGuire and Clint Peterson), and he took it well and gave it back in spades.

Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.

[planman]

Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

[Fongstarr.]

Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.
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That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.

[Andrew]

"...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than,"

damn!!!!

why they gotta go at my man strubing like that

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.

That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.


Shit. That's really disappointing. Now it makes me wonder if other people stole jokes. I was thinking that most of the roasters were a bit too funny.


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[Atiba Applebum]

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Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.

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That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.


Shit. That's really disappointing. Now it makes me wonder if other people stole jokes. I was thinking that most of the roasters were a bit too funny.

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If they didn't steal jokes they just stole the structure.   But I'll give it a pass as skaters aren't funny and it'll remind you of the good jokes since forgotten  

I heard a rumor Wheatley just had Neil Brennan stand in for him

[Mark Renton]

Let's laugh at bob wootton

[Watson]

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Overall, the two best moments were when (I honestly forgot who said it) told Clint Peterson he was "...one shitty art show away from being the guy that Justin Strubing is doing better than," and when Boosh nailed San McGuire about his love of cock: "He actually went to the ER recently to have 2 liters of semen pumped INTO his stomach."

Grant was a very respectable emcee as well.

Fucking great job, WKND.

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That's a Greg Giraldo joke. He said that to Andy Dick in one of the Comedy Central Roasts.


Shit. That's really disappointing. Now it makes me wonder if other people stole jokes. I was thinking that most of the roasters were a bit too funny.

Actually it was Bob who stole the joke, not Boosh. Bob, you rascal!

[doomstation55]

Let's laugh at bob wootton

Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.

[Bread Harrity]

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Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.

he goes by rob now because... (ro)bert 

surprised that bert's not on wknd, as he was in all the old weekendtages and doesn't seem to have any sponsors... tho i'd rather see Alexis Sablone get a wnkd board (grant made a joke at the end about how they wanted to give Alexis a board instead of Johan)

[planman]

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Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.

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he goes by rob now because... (ro)bert 

surprised that bert's not on wknd, as he was in all the old weekendtages and doesn't seem to have any sponsors... tho i'd rather see Alexis Sablone get a wnkd board (grant made a joke at the end about how they wanted to give Alexis a board instead of Johan)

Would be sick, but for god-knows-what-reason she's not even fully on

[MOE SYZLAK]

Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

[GOKU]

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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

Fiske has a Fancy Lad pro model, if that counts haha

[Vert Reynolds]

I'd definitely buy a Shevester Slabone Pro Model

I Luhhh dat Chick

WKND needs to step up and give this Lady a Model Bruhhh


on a side Note..Banana B from LE, Is selling Head Banana's, To wear on you head & there's different designs & styles for all Dawgs!! ARRFF, Arrrff #bananahammocks

[somethingmustbreaknow]

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Let's laugh at bob wootton

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Is that Bert's brother or something because I know who Bert Wootton is and I'm pretty sure he's the only one. Bert. Yep. His name is Bert.

end of debate.

[jomeara1]

probably the greatest way to turn pro, ever. 

[MOE SYZLAK]

I just recalled the shit ( i think it was Wheatly or Boosh ) said about the guy who owns Rip N Dips company being so woman friendly. Also the crack about fucking more skaters than the Yary sisters but i cant remember who it was aimed at.
hopefully it will be reposted soon.

[Watson]

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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?

[SodaJerk]

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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

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Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?

Nah, Shawn Powers smashed them against a wall.

[Statebird]

damn I want to see this, guessing there's gonna be quite a bit edited out though :/

[Big Baby Jesus]

I just recalled the shit ( i think it was Wheatly or Boosh ) said about the guy who owns Rip N Dips company being so woman friendly. Also the crack about fucking more skaters than the Yary sisters but i cant remember who it was aimed at.
hopefully it will be reposted soon.

Now knowing active Erica is a pro ho I wish I would have skated more as a youth so I could try and have my dick reach her vagina from the back. Sure that's no easy feat.

[Watson]

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Shit like this is why wknd is my favorite company. Who's next to go pro? Maalouf probably?

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Grant Mentioned he wanted to turn Sablone pro that night but she declined, Maybe soon ?

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Would she be the only person from WHL with a board

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Uhhhhhh PJ?

Does Selfish still exist?

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Nah, Shawn Powers smashed them against a wall.

"Yo I'm gonna smash this fucking insect brand thing."

[Maggie]

put this shit online or else