Author Topic: Johan Stuckey Pro? (Read 19275 times)

h00man · « **on:** March 05, 2017, 01:37:29 PM »

The Roast of Johan is tonight. His family flew in for the first time from Florida to see him in LA. What is this Roast of Johan? Must be a pro announcement. Thoughts?

straight · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2017, 01:54:06 PM »

Terry · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2017, 02:10:32 PM »

Definitely going pro!!

I think it must be 6 months ago I saw a pre-order for his board.

One is a the normal WKND team board but instead of WKND it says Jo Jo.

The other has all those pairs of glasses that spell out Jo Jo!

ChronicBluntSlider · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2017, 02:13:11 PM »

Is this going to be at a bar or something?

GinosGroceries · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2017, 04:04:20 PM »

Id buy a board with his mugshot on it.

deluxxxe · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2017, 05:53:32 PM »

Skatetalk Live!

Mr. Kamikazi · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2017, 07:09:49 PM »

I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I want to stay up and watch it, but I am so tired and do not want to stay up until 11:30PM...

When he does, I plan on repeating that part in Taylor Caruso's part when Johan comes up and says" that's right bitch"...

Then I will buy the boards, one for the wall, and one to skate.

I pray for good news tomorrow...

DannyDee · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM »

Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.

sn00p · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2017, 09:48:04 PM »

Quote from: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM

Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.

that was absolutely ruthless.

beat! · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2017, 09:51:31 PM »

Yea he's pro

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2017, 09:53:07 PM »

Can't believe they didn't fly me out for this roast.

ducky darnsworth · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2017, 09:58:51 PM »

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:01:30 PM »

probably the greatest way to turn pro, ever.

Wheatley and Skatetalk Bob had some of the best shit.

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:03:01 PM »

Quote from: PTO on March 05, 2017, 09:48:04 PM

Quote from: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.

Skate Talk Bob went so hard!
The Joke his ex made about tasting Koston's dick after kissing Johan was priceless

gingerlightning · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:04:42 PM »

If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money

h00man · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:06:01 PM »

Fuck yeah gonna buy a johan board for sure

DannyDee · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:16:56 PM »

Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on March 05, 2017, 10:03:01 PM

Quote from: PTO on March 05, 2017, 09:48:04 PM
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Quote from: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
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Skate Talk Bob went so hard!
The Joke his ex made about tasting Koston's dick after kissing Johan was priceless

I hope the whole thing gets put up. Obviously, it had some very slow moments but some of it was gold. I missed the really harsh skate talk Bob joke due to lag, and just saw Johan pointing him off the stage. I heard the gay jokes and the liposuction one.

pointandclick · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:19:00 PM »

Quote from: PTO on March 05, 2017, 09:48:04 PM

Quote from: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
[close]

that was absolutely ruthless.

what joke was this? i missed it

doomstation55 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:22:29 PM »

Quote from: Princess Kenny on March 05, 2017, 10:04:42 PM

If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money

plz don't give ETN any ideas

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:22:36 PM »

Quote from: pointandclick on March 05, 2017, 10:19:00 PM

Quote from: PTO on March 05, 2017, 09:48:04 PM
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Quote from: DannyDee on March 05, 2017, 08:57:47 PM
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Wheatley is killing it.

Jesus, his Daryl Angel joke was cold.
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that was absolutely ruthless.
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what joke was this? i missed it

something along the lines of "Johan hops from sponsor to sponsor more than Daryl Angel hops from state to state trying to avoid his child"

Dudes in the background like Austyn looked visibly uncomfortable with the joke

Grant Yansura can even be heard shouting to the audience "we told him not to tell that joke!"

Plop · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:24:11 PM »

live stream kinda sucked but damn Wheatley killed it!

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Daniel Policelli on March 05, 2017, 10:24:11 PM

live stream kinda sucked but damn Wheatley killed it!

haha my stream stopped right when Johan's ex started her roast, and started back up right when she sat down.

i heard the tail end of the Koston / Austyn joke tho.

DannyDee · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2017, 10:33:18 PM »

Quote from: doomstation55 on March 05, 2017, 10:22:29 PM

Quote from: Princess Kenny on March 05, 2017, 10:04:42 PM
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If there was a pro skater roast show done well i would pay money
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plz don't give ETN any ideas

Wasn't this first done with the roast of Tim O'Connor by Adidas?

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2017, 11:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on March 05, 2017, 10:26:04 PM

Quote from: Daniel Policelli on March 05, 2017, 10:24:11 PM
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live stream kinda sucked but damn Wheatley killed it!
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haha my stream stopped right when Johan's ex started her roast, and started back up right when she sat down.

i heard the tail end of the Koston / Austyn joke tho.

I tried to watch it but, I was with friends and realized it was still going on just to get to the part when she starts to talk. Only heard the last 2 jokes Grant made, she got up and then I thought the whole thing went down and was bummed.

They said they'd put the roast up on one of their posts and I really want to hear what she said. Also, is this the ex that stained his sheets and got him roasted on his Skatetalk live interview?

*Edit

WKND posted this

Really digging the Jojo board

Made In China · « **Reply #24 on:** March 06, 2017, 12:02:16 AM »

Hell yes I back this 100% also trying to hear that roast asap

roscoemoore1 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 06, 2017, 12:52:26 AM »

yes! stoked for Johan. Anywhere we can watch the roast now its over?

TheAmericanAntique · « **Reply #26 on:** March 06, 2017, 05:18:59 AM »

they said something about Thrasher putting it up.

Makaveli · « **Reply #27 on:** March 06, 2017, 07:19:26 AM »

Hell yeah, so deserved. Dude's been putting in work since waaaay back with Satori and Yellow.

straight · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2017, 09:58:28 AM »

wheatley was really good .. boosh looked straight mad/flustered when no one was laughing

childhood · « **Reply #29 on:** March 06, 2017, 10:56:03 AM »

Clint Peterson looking like Steve Bannon

Overall that was a lot funnier than I was expecting
The feed cut out for me when Danny Montoya came up though, so I missed all of his Haiku

Author Topic: Johan Stuckey Pro? (Read 19275 times)

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