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Any else actually have someone ask to blow you after a sweaty skate session? I'm a gay, and multiple dudes have put in this special request, and I've always denied it. Do women ever ask for sweaty balls?
I sweat like Gershon, for reference.
A guy I was getting with for a while mentioned in passing that he'd love for me to call over sometimes after I hit the gym, but I never did because I'm not really into that... The same dude, once or twice, wiped the sweat off my forehead mid-coitus and wiped in on himself. Stopped hitting him up pretty shortly after that.
My ex would seem really "excited" when I'd get back from Canada (quarterly fishing trip... yup), having not showered for like 4 days, not taking "wait 5 minutes so I can take a shower" for an answer. If it had only happened once, or maybe up to 3 times, I'd think it was a coincidence, but it happened without fail every single time (we dated for 4 years, 16 times). She was also one of those girls who insisted getting kissed after I spend some time downstairs. Some people are into weird shit man, not that it's a bad thing, I'll do it for you as long as it isn't too nuts, but that sweat wiping shit is creepy as hell, some straight up cult ritual shit, and I'm happy you got out (and not as a lamp shade or something).
To answer the original question, Grosso.