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Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« on: April 09, 2017, 04:55:40 PM »
I'ma have to go with Lizard King.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2017, 05:11:52 PM »
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2017, 05:16:01 PM »
Post a selfie. Don't need to be pro to be an ugly dude on a board. You might be the grand prize winner of this contest OP.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2017, 05:37:01 PM »
You called?
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2017, 06:53:53 PM »
You called?

Hahaha.

I was told today I looked like a businessman while wearing xl sweats and a hoodie.

Maybe im the most bizarre?

Maybe he thought I was a crack dealer? That's probably it
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2017, 07:03:03 PM »


A face only a mother could love but for real Dane burman looks kind of rat looking ugly ass mf


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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2017, 08:21:15 PM »
Not cool, notcool.


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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2017, 08:22:56 PM »
I started a thread about eli reeds mole and ill admit be that was a bit regular (drunken habits). But this shit...this is just fucked.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2017, 10:56:55 PM »
Jake Dumcome.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2017, 01:51:48 AM »
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2017, 02:43:40 AM »
Josh Matthews aint exactly a looker.
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2017, 06:30:10 AM »
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2017, 06:54:31 AM »
Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2017, 06:58:34 AM »
Cyril for sure.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2017, 08:38:49 AM »
Josh Matthews aint exactly a looker.
I could still watch him skate all day though.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2017, 08:55:57 AM »
anyone remember a dude name Jak Barnett from the early 90s, he was super good but i always thought he was the ugliest dude ever, the bad punk rock bleach spikes he ran didnt do him any favors, i think he was the Planet Earth team manager for a minute also. I had friend that would always fast foward little kid jason dill parts cuz "he's just so ugly and he sucks at skating", but i think mostly cuz he was ugly.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2017, 08:57:02 AM »
Don't know if Duane Peters ever looked ok but he definitley got beat with the ugly stick a few too many times.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2017, 08:57:54 AM »
I'll lay claim to this honor.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2017, 10:42:36 AM »
In LIzard's defence atleast he can grow a full beard and rock that bushman/Jim Morrison focusing on his poetry look that is always popular with the ladies.

In the defence of my own nominees I chose very unflattering photos. Dave's the first skater that comes to mind, though.




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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2017, 11:13:23 AM »
Surprised the thread has gone this long without a mention of everyone's favorite lesbian, "You don't mess with the Johan" Stuckey

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2017, 11:18:04 AM »
i likes skooterboarding.. be lets friends :)

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2017, 11:28:00 AM »
Braydon Szafranski and his twin sister Lacey Baker

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2017, 11:37:36 AM »
Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding

She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2017, 11:49:28 AM »
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
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She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2017, 12:20:23 PM »
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
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She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
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I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.

i know shes in her late 20s, but i still feel like taylor swift looks like a child and i think thats why i dont find her very attractive. it just seems wrong in my mind. that and she has the same body shape as a number 2 pencil.

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2017, 12:41:54 PM »
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
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She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
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I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.
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i know shes in her late 20s, but i still feel like taylor swift looks like a child and i think thats why i dont find her very attractive. it just seems wrong in my mind. that and she has the same body shape as a number 2 pencil.
I used to not find her attractive for the same reason but I feel like within the last couple years she's outgrown that young look

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2017, 12:48:04 PM »
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Leticia bufoni...oh nevermind just kidding
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She's not the ugliest but I don't find her to be very attractive. Similar to Taylor swift I find her to be very mousey.
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I'll agree about Leticia. She's got a bangin body though. But I'll have to draw the line at T-Swift. She's amazing.
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i know shes in her late 20s, but i still feel like taylor swift looks like a child and i think thats why i dont find her very attractive. it just seems wrong in my mind. that and she has the same body shape as a number 2 pencil.

I agree, not feelin T Swift. Leticia has her body going for her. Whatever, back to ugly dudes

Tommy Sandoval looks like a neanderthal, even Burnett said so
Matt Allen looks like a pixar character
Leo Romero's nose make him look like the Sesame Street Count
Jaws
Stevie Perez looks like a rotting vegetable

That's all I got

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2017, 12:55:07 PM »
YALL ARE TRIPPING



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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2017, 01:16:01 PM »
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Re: Ugliest Skateboarder?!?!
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2017, 03:13:52 PM »
YALL ARE TRIPPING




Joslin is the good kind of ugly. He looks respectable, maybe too rough, but has the kind of ugliness that makes him look like a dependable guy you can relate to.

Joey B (don't know how to type his name, sorry) is ugly as the map of Hell, though.