Author Topic: Slap baby name suggestions. (Read 8874 times)

Shifty Flip · « **on:** April 21, 2017, 10:56:03 AM »

We are at the hospital about to have our first son anytime in the next few hours. We are lacking ba real good name I'm happy with. My wife just yelled at me to ask "the stupid forum you say knows everything", her words, what we should name our first son. Maybe I'll make it a poll if anyone responds. I've thrown a lot of good skate names on our list already.

thanks in advance for any help.

Edit* I'm Slapping in the birthing room & just popped my thread starting cherry.

Level 60 Dwarf Paladin · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:00:55 AM »

FRED GALL

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:01:23 AM »

I really need help here!! My wife just said what if he looks like a Tristan!! No baby of mine will look like a Tristan

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:03:59 AM »

Quote from: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on April 21, 2017, 11:00:55 AM

FRED GALL

How did i not think of this? Freddy Gall Stoner has a great ring to it.

note: My last name is Stoner, if that helps

SodaJerk · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:09:15 AM »

I think Dwarf really nailed first try no warm ups. I'd suggest something else but what's the point when Fred Gall Stoner is like the most bad ass name ever.

shark tits · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:09:29 AM »

julien is popular amongst the firstborn of pros
joquim ir original [until it gets blowed out]
personally i'm partial to wallie
or nollie [if my kid is half spanish]
gnarlie[?]
radley
shred krueger
radicus finch
rippy longstockings
gagne
reason [girls' name]
paulo

Grind King Rims · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:10:36 AM »

Quote from: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on April 21, 2017, 11:00:55 AM

FRED GALL

20matar · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:14:53 AM »

Who's a "Fred" anyway? It could be an Alfred, a Frederick, or even a Manfred. What is Gall's name?

Tracer · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:23:59 AM »

Pabst

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:35:49 AM »

His nickname is gntd gonna be Gipper.

mynameisnotjeff · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:50:47 AM »

Stranger
Borra
Konston
John
Spanly
Paul

...or just be that guy and name your kid after you hahaha

yapple dapple · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2017, 11:53:28 AM »

Jordick · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2017, 12:27:57 PM »

Frederick Allen Gall

JB · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2017, 12:29:33 PM »

Max B

Betaphenylethylalamine · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2017, 12:29:59 PM »

Karsten is a dope name imo

Nosferatu · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2017, 12:31:50 PM »

Forrest E. Stoner

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2017, 12:38:13 PM »

Dont name him Nyjah, but do name him Fred Gall. As stated above.

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:17:23 PM »

Quote from: Nosferatu on April 21, 2017, 12:31:50 PM

Forrest E. Stoner

I do really like this as well.
If we use a suggestion (Fred of course) I've got a box of 8.25s with Dwarfies name on it.
My only hope is my wife is so exhausted, she doesn't notice when I write Fredrick on the birth certificate form.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:20:26 PM »

Quote from: Shifty Flip link=topic=95147.msg2634041#msg2634041 date=1492805843

Quote from: Nosferatu on April 21, 2017, 12:31:50 PM
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Forrest E. Stoner
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I do really like this as well.
If we use a suggestion (Fred of course) I've got a box of 8.25s with Dwarfies name on it.
My only hope is my wife is so exhausted, she doesn't notice when I write Fredrick on the birth certificate form.

Not Fredrick, just Fred.

swag nollies · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Shifty Flip ? link=topic=95147.msg2634041#msg2634041 date=1492805843

Fredrick

Huh, whoa, that's 2 names! He can go either way. Double chance at life! Its gotta be plain Fred with middle name Gall if you want him to really succeed though.

I personally would go with a S first name. Like Sammy or Stevie, Sammy Stoner sounds tight.

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:30:02 PM »

Quote from: bawtawd on April 21, 2017, 01:25:01 PM

Quote from: Shifty Flip ? link=topic=95147.msg2634041#msg2634041 date=1492805843
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Fredrick
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Huh, whoa, that's 2 names! He can go either way. Double chance at life! Its gotta be plain Fred with middle name Gall if you want him to really succeed though.

I personally would go with a S first name. Like Sammy or Stevie, Sammy Stoner sounds tight.

Good suggestion. Just got my wife hyped on Sage Stoner. Shiloh Stoner. She rattling of good S names.
But now im wondering if he'd make it through school as Bawtawd Stoner.

JB · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:33:09 PM »

Quote from: Shifty Flip link=topic=95147.msg2634048#msg2634048 date=1492806602

Quote from: bawtawd on April 21, 2017, 01:25:01 PM
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Quote from: Shifty Flip ? link=topic=95147.msg2634041#msg2634041 date=1492805843
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Fredrick
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Huh, whoa, that's 2 names! He can go either way. Double chance at life! Its gotta be plain Fred with middle name Gall if you want him to really succeed though.

I personally would go with a S first name. Like Sammy or Stevie, Sammy Stoner sounds tight.

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Good suggestion. Just got my wife hyped on Sage Stoner. Shiloh Stoner. She rattling of good S names.
But now im wondering if he'd make it through school as Bawtawd Stoner.

he might make it through school, but he'll probably spend the rest of his life living with you and you don't want that.

swag nollies · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Shifty Flip ? link=topic=95147.msg2634048#msg2634048 date=1492806602

Quote from: bawtawd on April 21, 2017, 01:25:01 PM
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Quote from: Shifty Flip ?? link=topic=95147.msg2634041#msg2634041 date=1492805843
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Fredrick
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Huh, whoa, that's 2 names! He can go either way. Double chance at life! Its gotta be plain Fred with middle name Gall if you want him to really succeed though.

I personally would go with a S first name. Like Sammy or Stevie, Sammy Stoner sounds tight.

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Good suggestion. Just got my wife hyped on Sage Stoner. Shiloh Stoner. She rattling of good S names.
But now im wondering if he'd make it through school as Bawtawd Stoner.

No he would start failing around 4th grade

snowman600 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:34:35 PM »

Shmatthew

slappies · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2017, 01:37:30 PM »

Little baby Choppy.

h00man · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2017, 02:13:57 PM »

As long as you have Lil in front of his name, it doesn't matter i.e. LilShamtty, LilHerb, LilUzi, LilSmattie, LilJon, LilWayne, LilShatty etc.

Nosferatu · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2017, 02:59:45 PM »

Vanik Hacobian Stoner
Baby Scumbag Stoner
Riley Hawk's Dad Stoner
Shogo Kubo Stoner
Donger Stoner
Animal Chin Stoner
Jean Baptiste Gillet Stoner

you really can't go wrong

doomstation55 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2017, 03:05:05 PM »

Tracer Stoner

ice nine · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2017, 03:08:08 PM »

weed or 420 or maybe park

johnes · « **Reply #29 on:** April 21, 2017, 03:11:38 PM »

Sauseege
Hawk
christeeno
xtian
Reaper
Willy
Dwight
Project BA Stoner

Author Topic: Slap baby name suggestions. (Read 8874 times)

shark tits

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Jordick

swag nollies

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