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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2017, 03:08:04 PM »
Chany
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2017, 03:11:35 PM »
Koston vs Staba (Staba's pure hatred could win him a few rounds)
Merlino vs Langi/Dickson in a tag team cage match


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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2017, 03:39:12 PM »
Caine Gayle vrs jason Ellis would be fun
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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2017, 03:49:06 PM »
Missing some classic brawler choices in here...
Jimmy Chadwick
Jesse Paez
Karma
Alan Peterson

Also rematch Jason Jesse vs Ned Peanut Brown


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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2017, 03:50:50 PM »
Ok guys, i tried to lurk back to see if this has ever been done on here and couldn't find anything. Without further ado, i present the first ever hypothetical skateboard fight club. these are street rules anything allowed except guns. Biting, punching, kicking, knives, homemade shanks, skateboards, rocks, stink bombs etc. There will be four divisions consisting of 8 skateboarders in the beginning and we will slowly work down to find a winner. While you should try to provide clear logic, this will be based on total number of votes. First up is the heavyweight division, we have:

1. Mike V. VS Sean Sheffey
2. Robert Doucet Boyce aka Sluggo VS Stu Graham
3. Brandon Biebel VS Jeron Wilson Weckingball
4. (title card fight) Bobby Puleo VS Ricky Oyola

GENTLEMEN LETSSSSS RUMBLEEEEEEEE


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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #35 on: September 24, 2017, 06:08:00 PM »
aaron kyro vs steve berra

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2017, 07:19:06 PM »
aaron kyro vs steve berra

Neither shows up, and it starts a YouTube/Instagram battle
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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #37 on: September 24, 2017, 07:21:54 PM »
Markovich vs. everyone

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #38 on: September 24, 2017, 07:23:37 PM »
Stevie Williams Vs Darren Harper fight in Philly, it  lasts a few seconds before J-Son has his foot on Harper`s Throat as Rasool takes all of Harper`s belongings then split in different cars all within 5 minutes DGK 4 LIFE

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #39 on: September 24, 2017, 07:25:02 PM »
Jesse Martinez needs to get a mention.  Outside of Sheffey I bet he could handle all of these dudes.   In fact I remember reading a story in Big Brother (so it must've been true right?) where he got into with Kelch and threatened to stab him with a pen? 



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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2017, 04:21:21 AM »
Langi vs Nick Merlino
Fight to the death, winner gets a free laptop
Avenues and boulevards hungry as a fucker
Hope to get a ride from a trucker
Everybody know I ain't no sucker
Every time I used to drop thirty at the rucka

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2017, 04:50:48 AM »
Jesse Martinez needs to get a mention.  Outside of Sheffey I bet he could handle all of these dudes.   In fact I remember reading a story in Big Brother (so it must've been true right?) where he got into with Kelch and threatened to stab him with a pen? 



everyone's tougher on their own 'turf' and for some reason kelch was in venice like at a tsr show or some shit and jess 'the mess' got the better of him but kelch's version is he's getting jumped by the daggers not just a heads up.
the mess denies having help and nobody filmed it so who knows?
i guess depending whether your allegiance is norcal or socal is which story you cling to as fact.
i'd like to see em get back in the ring in their older age.
speaking of jesse martinez, neil blender has that same body type. kinda scrawny but wiry like maybe he could handle himself in a scrap if he had to.

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2017, 05:14:35 AM »
Rodrigo vs. Tiago would be crazy like....

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2017, 06:14:16 AM »
Duffel vs Stevie
Rocco vs Koston
Tony vs Buckey
Kevin Bradley vs Clint Walker

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2017, 09:21:47 AM »
Tom Knox v Tom Knox

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2017, 12:58:28 PM »
JTMR vs. Foy

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2017, 01:49:51 PM »
I love this topic and opened a thread about years ago, never gets old:
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=250.msg6188#msg6188

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2017, 02:10:25 PM »
okay, one more and i'm out:

illegal civ vs. revive

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2017, 02:11:51 PM »
fuck, thinking about revive got me thinking about john hill which made me think about teeth, so:

john hill vs. mikey taylor

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2017, 03:04:20 PM »
eric fletcher vs flip owners

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2017, 04:01:59 PM »
Prod vrs koston

Nigel vrs any legit filmer
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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #51 on: September 25, 2017, 08:34:33 PM »
Cephas/Donovan/Wade vs. CRob/Roger/Kelly TRIPLE TAG TEAM EVENT

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #52 on: September 25, 2017, 08:43:23 PM »
I spent a few days with Matt Pailes in the past year or so and he has been getting heavy into mixed martial arts.

It has definitely transferred over into his skating and how he handles slams. It's pretty impressive.

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2017, 09:24:21 AM »
Andy Roy Vs. Birdo
Andy Roy Vs. Skidmark Mike
Andy roy Vs. Birdo and Skidmark Mike

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2017, 09:58:43 AM »
Andy Roy Vs. Birdo
Andy Roy Vs. Skidmark Mike
Andy roy Vs. Birdo and Skidmark Mike

First one to get penetrated wins...


OOPS I MEAN LOSES...

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2017, 10:02:19 AM »
LOSES

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #56 on: September 28, 2017, 11:47:06 AM »
tj vs all the other tall under 21s, he's already slapped two
Regular stance is a mental disorder defined by the DSM-5

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Re: Skateboard Fight Club
« Reply #57 on: September 28, 2017, 12:44:57 PM »
Wes and Torey - Smoke off
Stu and Dollin - Drink off
Neen and Reynolds - Health off
habitat's music selection is too predictable.. fuck all that jangly 'indie pop' made in brooklyn