I had an idea for a “try to write like boil the ocean” thread but decided against making it. So fuck it, this is what I got:
And as we, watchers of board snaps and clackers of keyboards, begin 2021 much like the erstwhile homies, denizens of the backgrounds of bangers and hammers and sundry, wait and watch for signs of life from the practitioners of the flip-in flip-out arts, we ponder the eternal question: to pee a marble or poop a softball?