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PincherBug

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Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« on: November 20, 2017, 09:29:57 PM »
Have any of you guys seen this commercial?  Apparently Jaws is sponsored by an aspirin company?  Aspirin ain't gonna do shit for him in a few years with all the gnarly shit he skates.




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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2017, 09:37:44 PM »
Would make more sense if they were chewables

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2017, 10:00:14 PM »
Not good for concussions.  If you bang your dome, don't take something that is going to thin your blood and increase the chances of brain bleeding.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/concussion/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20355600
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I take everything I said back. The board hit me in the nuts for the first time ever today, because i was wearing these shits.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2017, 12:17:06 AM »
big pharma propaganda

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2017, 01:20:41 AM »
Not good for concussions.  If you bang your dome, don't take something that is going to thin your blood and increase the chances of brain bleeding.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/concussion/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20355600
Exactly. could make things worse for every trauma, not just head trauma.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2017, 01:39:29 AM »
if you didnt know what they were talking about


you'd have no idea what the fuck is going on

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2017, 03:16:36 AM »
Talk about going corporate - they went pharma corporate!

Also, calling it Leap of Faith in the skateboarding context is blasphemy. Obviously this isn't made for skaters, but still.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2017, 06:03:10 AM »
Fuck Jaws.

I gave him so many chances.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2017, 06:16:04 AM »
what the fuck did I just watch 40 seconds of? don't be encouraging people to take pills, you're a roll model!
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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2017, 06:27:17 AM »
What the fuck on so many levels is this?
Why are they in a desert?
How was he pushing so hard in the sand on a board?
What does this have to do with aspirin?
Why are they both looking down?
What is Ali boulala wearing?
Why is it constantly showing Ali walking without shoes and a shirt?
What does this cryptic video mean? This is some Illuminati shit forsure. Jaws on Illuminati conformed

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2017, 06:32:58 AM »
What would be a leap of faith in science!?

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2017, 07:32:50 AM »
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Using science and technology to make life on earth more tolerable for the majority instead of making sure the 1% can move to Mars when shit hits the fan.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2017, 07:33:19 AM »
What would be a leap of faith in science!?

Asked myself the exact same question. Cloning humans? Prolonging life forever?

The video makes no sense at all. It gave me the feeling that everyone could be brave enough to take that leap pill. Not sure that was the message they wanted to convey... Bayer on assisted suicide?

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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2017, 07:34:42 AM »
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Using science and technology to make life on earth more tolerable for the majority instead of making sure the 1% can move to Mars when shit hits the fan.


Science is bringing you to mars. The rest is politics and economy.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2017, 07:40:31 AM »
Isn't Bayer the company that gave a bunch of people HIV in europe cuz they didn't wanna pull a batch of aspirin they knew was contaminated.

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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2017, 07:47:53 AM »
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Using science and technology to make life on earth more tolerable for the majority instead of making sure the 1% can move to Mars when shit hits the fan.


Science is bringing you to mars. The rest is politics and economy.
They are all kind of inevitably intertwined. I'm sure you caught my drift.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2017, 07:50:13 AM »
Bayer's got a murky history for sure. Trademarking heroin, having a slave labour factory next to Auschwitz, investing in Zyklon B, purchasing Monsanto.

Wonder if he's contracted to take at least 3 pills a day?

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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2017, 07:53:13 AM »
What would be a leap of faith in science!?
Attempt 2  (good question!)
Trying to figure out the why instead of the how.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2017, 08:12:49 AM »
Bayer's got a murky history for sure. Trademarking heroin, having a slave labour factory next to Auschwitz, investing in Zyklon B, purchasing Monsanto.

Wonder if he's contracted to take at least 3 pills a day?

I bet he is contracted to cash out a hefty check, that is if Terry Kennedy provided him with a competent reference to negotiate his deal.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2017, 08:43:12 AM »
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2017, 10:28:09 AM »
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.


A couple things on that...

1.) Since when is Bayer pronounced like "buyer" and not "bear"? (fuck you mom and dad for lying to me my whole life.)
2.) That video can't even explain what their product is.
3.) "Why is leaps so important?" - the guy essential just says because the world is changing. the end.
4.) Why is this filmed at the fucking spot, but in the one with the actual people who's names are associated with that spot, it's in the goddamn desert and you can't even bother to show a fucking clip of them skating?

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2017, 10:39:09 AM »
dear lord show the fucking trick!!

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2017, 12:04:38 PM »
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.


A couple things on that...

1.) Since when is Bayer pronounced like "buyer" and not "bear"? (fuck you mom and dad for lying to me my whole life.)
2.) That video can't even explain what their product is.
3.) "Why is leaps so important?" - the guy essential just says because the world is changing. the end.
4.) Why is this filmed at the fucking spot, but in the one with the actual people who's names are associated with that spot, it's in the goddamn desert and you can't even bother to show a fucking clip of them skating?

ad 1.)  since 1863.
i don't care for the
rest. i didn't watch
this, and i will not.
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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2017, 12:13:12 PM »
Feel like this is a front so they can use Jaws like a lab rat to find out how his unbreakable legs work.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2017, 12:23:08 PM »
Aspirin doesn't work. Take three ibuprofen and you're good to go.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2017, 03:00:04 PM »
Bayer's got a murky history for sure. Trademarking heroin, having a slave labour factory next to Auschwitz, investing in Zyklon B, purchasing Monsanto.

Wonder if he's contracted to take at least 3 pills a day?

He has to have the bottle, but hes got tic tacs in there

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« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2017, 05:27:21 PM »
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.

This is honestly one of the yuckiest things I have seen in skateboarding. This is the lowest of the low.

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2017, 05:42:37 PM »
Jaws video about skating the Lyon 25 is filmed in the desert.

Bayer executives video talking about this ad campaign is filmed at the Lyon 25.


So wait, does that mean that the Bayer executives' natural habitat is the desert?

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2017, 05:54:29 PM »
A dog drug sponsor would be fucking phenomenal.
Everything I've ever done has been on drugs

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Re: Jaws' new sponsor is Bayer Aspirin
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2017, 06:13:00 PM »
Hooking Boulala up with legal pharmaceuticals? Classy Bayer, classy...
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