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New RoBERT Wootton part
« on: November 28, 2017, 02:43:55 PM »

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2017, 02:56:12 PM »
Bort Wonton wearing camo pants must mean that fad is coming to an end.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2017, 03:51:58 PM »
In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2017, 04:12:16 PM »
In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2017, 04:19:19 PM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2017, 04:19:54 PM »
Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2017, 04:27:02 PM »
Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.


From what I've heard, he does not really hang with anyone when off the board, which is such a crucial element to getting on a team these days (It's why he never got on WKND supposedly)

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2017, 04:30:26 PM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1

It's also where the first 5 minutes of this take place

http://youtu.be/veCCM44PAuA?t=138

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2017, 05:03:42 PM »
I'm glad he cut off his long hair. He was so hot in this part:



Also seems like a weirdo/loner, and I like that.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2017, 05:57:49 PM »
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Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.
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From what I've heard, he does not really hang with anyone when off the board, which is such a crucial element to getting on a team these days (It's why he never got on WKND supposedly)

Isn't he best friends with Grant and Johan? They all grew up together and did the whole Rip n Dip shit, damn those edits were pretty good till it just turned to shit. Anyway is Florida the Canada of the US when it comes to skateboarders? Johan would still be in Bert's shoes if Grant didn't make a company   

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2017, 07:40:22 PM »
All the stories in this thread make me feel like the wknd dudes are the crew at the house party that sit in the corner and snicker at everyone until the next girl walks by.
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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2017, 07:55:48 PM »
Criminally underrated. Been a fan of his for years.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2017, 08:18:08 PM »
watched it with the sound off and thought it was pretty good. quicked footed lines at the yellow parking islands were very nice

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2017, 08:56:12 PM »
All the stories in this thread make me feel like the wknd dudes are the crew at the house party that sit in the corner and snicker at everyone until the next girl walks by.

Not arguing but I don't know if Jordan Taylor is the kind of guy to do that. They might be the ones to start dancing in the living room before anyone. Then the FA guys would say, "Look at these kooks, dancing and having fun at a party!" Then enjoi would jump in, 151 would be in the back lawn smoking crack, I don't know.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2017, 10:51:14 PM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1
idk mang, that was a bit of a life hammer for him imho.
imagine if, with this whole welcome thing, he dated Nora too?

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2017, 11:03:31 PM »
Interesting first post...

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2017, 02:21:35 AM »
This is a guy who deserves a gofundme

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2017, 03:42:09 AM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1
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idk mang, that was a bit of a life hammer for him imho.
imagine if, with this whole welcome thing, he dated Nora too?


nah cuz, Bert Kreischer is already on, cant have two Berts gettin Welcome flow

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2017, 04:15:54 AM »
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Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.
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From what I've heard, he does not really hang with anyone when off the board, which is such a crucial element to getting on a team these days (It's why he never got on WKND supposedly)
[close]

Isn't he best friends with Grant and Johan? They all grew up together and did the whole Rip n Dip shit, damn those edits were pretty good till it just turned to shit. Anyway is Florida the Canada of the US when it comes to skateboarders? Johan would still be in Bert's shoes if Grant didn't make a company   


Best friends? Nope. Like I said, he'd never really hang with the WKND dudes off the board.


As for Johan still being in Bert's shoes, probably not true, considering he just got turned AM for Foundation when WKND started, and then had a offer from Dill to go on a Hockey trip as he was keen on getting him on.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2017, 05:52:05 AM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1
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idk mang, that was a bit of a life hammer for him imho.
imagine if, with this whole welcome thing, he dated Nora too?
Fuck, if that happened his dick would be on magazine covers.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2017, 06:04:40 AM »
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Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.
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From what I've heard, he does not really hang with anyone when off the board, which is such a crucial element to getting on a team these days (It's why he never got on WKND supposedly)
[close]

Isn't he best friends with Grant and Johan? They all grew up together and did the whole Rip n Dip shit, damn those edits were pretty good till it just turned to shit. Anyway is Florida the Canada of the US when it comes to skateboarders? Johan would still be in Bert's shoes if Grant didn't make a company   
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Best friends? Nope. Like I said, he'd never really hang with the WKND dudes off the board.


As for Johan still being in Bert's shoes, probably not true, considering he just got turned AM for Foundation when WKND started, and then had a offer from Dill to go on a Hockey trip as he was keen on getting him on.

Damn that’s so weird hearing about Bert. They all seemed like such good friends when they did those rip n dip videos.

Never knew johan was Am for foundation before WKND started but being on foundation seems like nothing since they don’t even pay their pros.

Not saying him and Bert aren’t good enough to be on companies. Something about those dudes that no one wanted to give them a chance for the longest time when they been putting out steady footage since like 2008ish

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« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2017, 06:23:57 AM »
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Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.
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From what I've heard, he does not really hang with anyone when off the board, which is such a crucial element to getting on a team these days (It's why he never got on WKND supposedly)
[close]

Isn't he best friends with Grant and Johan? They all grew up together and did the whole Rip n Dip shit, damn those edits were pretty good till it just turned to shit. Anyway is Florida the Canada of the US when it comes to skateboarders? Johan would still be in Bert's shoes if Grant didn't make a company
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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2017, 11:31:31 AM »
All the stories in this thread make me feel like the wknd dudes are the crew at the house party that sit in the corner and snicker at everyone until the next girl walks by.
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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2017, 12:25:15 PM »
Weird 'country' aesthetic for a dude from Florida.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2017, 02:05:57 PM »
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All the stories in this thread make me feel like the wknd dudes are the crew at the house party that sit in the corner and snicker at everyone until the next girl walks by.
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Not arguing but I don't know if Jordan Taylor is the kind of guy to do that. They might be the ones to start dancing in the living room before anyone. Then the FA guys would say, "Look at these kooks, dancing and having fun at a party!" Then enjoi would jump in, 151 would be in the back lawn smoking crack, I don't know.

Habitat would be in the back with acoustic guitars and a hacky sack circle with Element.

I started a thread a few years ago "what if skateboarding was high school" with this premise basically. I think Khakis even chimed in at one point. "What if skateboarding was a house party" would be pretty funny. I'm gonna finish the rest of my rice bowl instead.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2017, 04:47:32 PM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1
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idk mang, that was a bit of a life hammer for him imho.
imagine if, with this whole welcome thing, he dated Nora too?
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Fuck, if that happened his dick would be on magazine covers.
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« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2017, 04:50:59 PM »
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In the third line, where he 5-0s the ledge, bs flips the grate, then does the 180 manual. That little manny is where I did my first 5050 in 1942.
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That's way cooler than a dude that used to date a Yary +1
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idk mang, that was a bit of a life hammer for him imho.
imagine if, with this whole welcome thing, he dated Nora too?
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Fuck, if that happened his dick would be on magazine covers.
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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2017, 07:37:29 PM »
Dude must be some type of huge kook in order to not be fully on a team (unless he's on welcome since that's all he rides in this part). Back when he dropped like 4 parts that year I thought for sure he'd be on something.

This comment in every Bert related thread... He's the furthest thing from a kook, one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. Dude just lives in Florida, never made the permanent move to LA like Johan and Grant, was led on by companies who did nothing with him (Krooked, perhaps turned off by his refusal to leave Florida, among others).

He's getting Welcome boards now which I think he suits. WKND would be cool, but everyone on WKND lives within about a 5 mile radius of Silver Lake besides Alexis. Gotta be amongst it to be amongst it.

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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2017, 07:51:14 PM »
Rob has the same luck with board sponsors that I have with women. That being said, if he's fully on welcome good for him

As for board sponsor House Party, Plan B would be that jock at the party hitting the keg
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Re: New RoBERT Wootton part
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2017, 08:13:48 PM »
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All the stories in this thread make me feel like the wknd dudes are the crew at the house party that sit in the corner and snicker at everyone until the next girl walks by.
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Not arguing but I don't know if Jordan Taylor is the kind of guy to do that. They might be the ones to start dancing in the living room before anyone. Then the FA guys would say, "Look at these kooks, dancing and having fun at a party!" Then enjoi would jump in, 151 would be in the back lawn smoking crack, I don't know.
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Habitat would be in the back with acoustic guitars and a hacky sack circle with Element.

I started a thread a few years ago "what if skateboarding was high school" with this premise basically. I think Khakis even chimed in at one point. "What if skateboarding was a house party" would be pretty funny. I'm gonna finish the rest of my rice bowl instead.


I feel bad for being harsh in hindsight, they seem like good spirited dudes.

Blood wizard would be the first there and the last to leave.
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