Submit a doodle for me to get tattooed

[sexualhelon]

So I'm leaving my job and traveling for a year starting this coming Thursday. As a parting gift, my boss is taking me to get a tattoo on Wednesday. I don't have too many great submissions from coworkers so I figured I'd see what you guys have up your sleeves.

Thing is, it has to include a key blank - like a key blank you use to open a door. Aside from that you can go crazy... just not so crazy that the tattoo would take more than 2 hours. I'm definitely getting a tattoo on Wednesday and if I get one from here I'll post it.

[GAY]

I think this would make a nice tattoo:

[doublesteveburger]

I think this would make a nice tattoo:

If you don't get this tattooed I might.

[straight]

i love this idea op

some dude posted this on reddit and its amazing:

"David Lynch is my all time biggest inspiration and my hero. When I saw he would be doing a promotion for the Twin Peaks Soundtrack in Hollywood I rushed to go meet him. I asked him to design a tattoo for me with a sharpie I grabbed from home. He was nervous and asked "But what if you don't like it?" but I assured him it would mean the world to me. He did it and I literally couldn't believe what was happening. I couldn't be happier with his design and this is something that I only ever thought would happen in my dreams."

[iKobrakai]

Advice: Don't get shit on your arms if you don't have any arms.

[ducky darnsworth]

Advice: Don't get shit on your arms if you don't have any arms.

what happens if you get a tattoo when youre scrawny, then you get super buff afterwards, would it stretch out and look weird or something

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

like a skateboard but its a keyblank with trucks and wheels and then it says KEY to happiness 2017 under it

[shit_for_brains]

That one of Chester Cheetah shitting Cheetos into a bag

[ttching!]

I'm working on a drawing of a one-eyed pirate chick with a peg leg and a hook with a skeleton key hanging from it for you. PM me your email address so that I can send you a high res pic once I finish it later today.

[sexualhelon]

I'm working on a drawing of a one-eyed pirate chick with a peg leg and a hook with a skeleton key hanging from it for you. PM me your email address so that I can send you a high res pic once I finish it later today.

Rad, PM'd!

[GAY]

i love this idea op

some dude posted this on reddit and its amazing:

"David Lynch is my all time biggest inspiration and my hero. When I saw he would be doing a promotion for the Twin Peaks Soundtrack in Hollywood I rushed to go meet him. I asked him to design a tattoo for me with a sharpie I grabbed from home. He was nervous and asked "But what if you don't like it?" but I assured him it would mean the world to me. He did it and I literally couldn't believe what was happening. I couldn't be happier with his design and this is something that I only ever thought would happen in my dreams."

Boy that story isn't ever going to get old. "Wanna hear about my a-MAZE-ing tattoo?" ugh

[Glue Reed]

[iKobrakai]

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Advice: Don't get shit on your arms if you don't have any arms.

[close]

what happens if you get a tattoo when youre scrawny, then you get super buff afterwards, would it stretch out and look weird or something

Probably not. Can't tell because I don't have no ink.

[sexualhelon]

For those of you anxiously awaiting... too lazy to resize so here's the imgur link too https://imgur.com/a/eBX9b

[jockboy]

i love this idea op

some dude posted this on reddit and its amazing:

"David Lynch is my all time biggest inspiration and my hero. When I saw he would be doing a promotion for the Twin Peaks Soundtrack in Hollywood I rushed to go meet him. I asked him to design a tattoo for me with a sharpie I grabbed from home. He was nervous and asked "But what if you don't like it?" but I assured him it would mean the world to me. He did it and I literally couldn't believe what was happening. I couldn't be happier with his design and this is something that I only ever thought would happen in my dreams."

Wowwww the gonz is so sick. I do not normally like art but this is cool .

[GAY]

Holy Shit, sexualhelon. Awesome amazing u rock.