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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2018, 01:54:22 PM »
hoo finna bleedat?

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2018, 01:58:03 PM »
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
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no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"
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For Theotis, yes.

Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.


i didn't even think about that. cheese crackers, cars, Target, and the Milk Processor Education Program don't even come close.  we might have a new champion.
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2018, 02:01:56 PM »

can't wait for the customary watson remix

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2018, 02:06:02 PM »
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
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no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"
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For Theotis, yes.

Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.
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i didn't even think about that. cheese crackers, cars, Target, and the Milk Processor Education Program don't even come close.  we might have a new champion.

I googled Andy Mac's website to check his current sponsors but couldn't stick around because he has a website that autoplays audio in 2018.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2018, 02:07:14 PM »
"ya dig". that is fucking sad, the leaches are on him already and he's resorting to this.

an even shadier white collar crime syndicate will buy that defaulted loan, default themselves after attempting to sell the debt, and then the fed will have to swallow that loan and inflation will go up. or we'll just go back into a recession.

late capitalism. end of times.


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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2018, 02:14:49 PM »
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
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no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"
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For Theotis, yes.

Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.
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i didn't even think about that. cheese crackers, cars, Target, and the Milk Processor Education Program don't even come close.  we might have a new champion.
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I googled Andy Mac's website to check his current sponsors but couldn't stick around because he has a website that autoplays audio in 2018.

before you do... is the attached image real or fake
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2018, 02:26:20 PM »
^ It's real and it's beautiful and I think I'm going to adapt it for my cover letters.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2018, 02:35:37 PM »
^ It's real and it's beautiful and I think I'm going to adapt it for my cover letters.

Andy Mac, the last bastion of innocence in skateboarding.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2018, 02:37:29 PM »
Im so thankful he has all but completely disappeared from skateboarding through my eyes.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2018, 03:04:52 PM »
Send him a box.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2018, 05:24:21 PM »
Andy's favorite color is clear and his favorite Sailor Moon character is Susan!

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2018, 06:43:02 PM »
Im so thankful he has all but completely disappeared from skateboarding through my eyes.

My aunt was at some random convention for work? Idk she works in healthcare but it was in SLC. Anyways she sent me a pic of her and Tony Hawk. Honestly pretty dope. She sent a few videos and he was doing doubles, being that I have an android it looked like it was filmed with a toaster.

I asked her who the other one was, and lo and behold it was the Mac man himself.

There was also some girl skater there named Jordan Barrett who I don't know who it is but I'll sit on the take that she's the next Nora, or something.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2018, 06:55:05 PM »
After the video drops, ------ gonna need jobs my -----.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2018, 07:39:32 PM »
judging by what theyre trying to assure people of in their sites faq (seen here: http://100percentfinanced.com/faqs/#toggle-id-5), it would seem like they encourage people to go into debt with the prospect of an "empire of wealth" in return

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2018, 07:43:58 PM »
judging by what theyre trying to assure people of in their sites faq (seen here: http://100percentfinanced.com/faqs/#toggle-id-5), it would seem like they encourage people to go into debt with the prospect of an "empire of wealth" in return
They're basically selling the idea that all it takes to make money is money?

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2018, 07:50:23 PM »

They're basically selling the idea that all it takes to make money is money?

they want you you give them credit which they use to buy rental property. they suggest going into $100,000-$500,000 worth of debt with the hopes that they use it to eventually give you huge returns in the future. i wonder if our friend theotis is just a spokesperson or also an "investor".

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2018, 07:52:12 PM »
Wow.

Either dude is so dedicated to the paper he will endorse literally anything for any amount of money, or he massively fucked up and is broke?

I remember in an interview with Reynolds a few years ago he mentioned that it was cool to see Theotis "getting rich".

He's had so many sponsors for so long...it'd be real ironic if he blew all his money partying--clubs, pricey bottles, girls, even though he originally came up on the nice, sober guy persona.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2018, 08:04:01 PM »
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2018, 09:08:12 PM »
"For qualified business owners with strong personal credit"

Does not match with

- "No documentation needed to obtain funding"
- "Capital can be used for any business purpose"
- "Business cards do not show your personal info"

Something tells me that if you default, this doesn't affect your credit, but rather the Sinaloa cartel shows up at your door and removes all your limbs as repayment.  I'm curious what the cartels are charging for interest these days.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2018, 09:13:05 PM »
"For qualified business owners with strong personal credit"

Does not match with

- "No documentation needed to obtain funding"
- "Capital can be used for any business purpose"
- "Business cards do not show your personal info"

Something tells me that if you default, this doesn't affect your credit, but rather the Sinaloa cartel shows up at your door and removes all your limbs as repayment.  I'm curious what the cartels are charging for interest these days.

Which raises this question.

What business owner with a good credit rating/assets/equity needs additional funding they can locate via normal business loan and or investors?

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #53 on: March 19, 2018, 09:23:37 PM »
You can tell when the copy he was readying moved to a new line, dude would pause mid sentence.  That was hard to watch.

Shit made me cringe.

He probably should have kept skating and he wouldn't have had to do this fucking loan shark shit. Whos funding this anyway, drug dealers he owes money too?

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I'm listening to their youtube videos now. Shit is just a pyramid scheme it looks like. I'm not sure how it works, but I bet no one is going to get funding and when you fill that shit out they will charge you somehow or pressure you to get others to apply also. Theotis trying to get you to sign up under him so he can not be at the bottom of the pyramid.
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #55 on: March 19, 2018, 09:55:49 PM »
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2018, 10:00:11 PM »
At this point Baker should drop him. He's not a great skater by pro-standards and has the worst sponsors known to man. Haven't teams dropped guys for wack shoe sponsors before? A predatory credit company is a joke.

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2018, 10:39:22 PM »
Got approved for a loan and all they asked for was my social security number #freemoney #laughin2thebank

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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2018, 02:39:35 AM »
Is this guy still on Baker? Should of dropped him a long time ago (a real long time ago, feel me)
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Re: Theotis on... pushing predatory small business credit loans
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2018, 04:54:32 AM »
chances are he took out a loan with this company and can't pay it off, they realized he is a "celebrity" and offered give him a break if he did an ad for them .

Maybe regulation isn't a bad idea when it comes to predatory  loan companies? maybe i am just Canadian and should mind my own business.