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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #30 on: March 19, 2018, 04:34:20 PM »
-can kickflip into any slide grind on a handrail and makes it look better than anyone else


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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #31 on: March 19, 2018, 05:04:07 PM »
One time, Sierra Fellers was trying to film a line and was taking forever and the Circa team was getting antsy, so Jon Allie pissed on the ledge so he'd quit trying and they could leave.
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i don't disagree with the claim but all such claims should be accompanied by video evidence
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my claim? that's an easy one to back with evidence.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SfWZcnGXaI
2:46
(first clip also somehow backs the claim that
he hates jocks which someone made earlier)
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I like this one better.


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i like this one best but its busenitz


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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2018, 05:58:34 PM »
One time, Sierra Fellers was trying to film a line and was taking forever and the Circa team was getting antsy, so Jon Allie pissed on the ledge so he'd quit trying and they could leave.
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i don't disagree with the claim but all such claims should be accompanied by video evidence
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my claim? that's an easy one to back with evidence.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SfWZcnGXaI
2:46
(first clip also somehow backs the claim that
he hates jocks which someone made earlier)
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I like this one better.


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i like this one best but its busenitz


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See my signature.

I once lit a spot on fire for the same reason, ended up working there like 4 years later lol

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #33 on: March 19, 2018, 08:29:05 PM »
I chated with him in facebook, does it count? haha

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #34 on: March 19, 2018, 08:33:34 PM »
Do you guys use shoeboxes for anything besides shoes? I have one for all my skate tools and extra stuff (wheels, bearings, nuts & bolts, etc.) but I use one as a transportation device for my tortoise. His name is Lou and he's my best friend.
Two of the miniature dachshunds I've had were brought home as puppies in skate shoe boxes  :)

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2018, 10:39:11 PM »
-can kickflip into any slide grind on a handrail and makes it look better than anyone else

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2018, 10:51:05 PM »
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Do you guys use shoeboxes for anything besides shoes? I have one for all my skate tools and extra stuff (wheels, bearings, nuts & bolts, etc.) but I use one as a transportation device for my tortoise. His name is Lou and he's my best friend.
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Two of the miniature dachshunds I've had were brought home as puppies in skate shoe boxes  :)
I always thought that second hand shoe box use was either reserved for storing old time war love letters, or the means by which an angsty adolescent totes his collective photos and tokens of his happy pre “divorce” and/or “fatal parent car crash” family down to the creek behind the house to cry alone and  premeditate comebacks in case there’s ever the need to put new stepdad in his place. Stuffing is obvz the third option...
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2018, 10:59:51 PM »
Do you guys use shoeboxes for anything besides shoes? I have one for all my skate tools and extra stuff (wheels, bearings, nuts & bolts, etc.) but I use one as a transportation device for my tortoise. His name is Lou and he's my best friend.
In high school I used old shoe boxes for love letters from girlfriends. Nowadays I use them for storing bills.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2018, 02:07:40 AM »
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Do you guys use shoeboxes for anything besides shoes? I have one for all my skate tools and extra stuff (wheels, bearings, nuts & bolts, etc.) but I use one as a transportation device for my tortoise. His name is Lou and he's my best friend.
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In high school I used old shoe boxes for love letters from girlfriends. Nowadays I use them for storing bills.

Similar trajectory for me; used to be used for love letters and bullshit I would just pick up and collect (including keyrings etc) while these days I use them to store receipts and student loan statements.

I still have my amplifier looking Vans TNT box full of trading cards and other pieces of cheap crap stuffed away at my parents house.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2018, 03:19:29 AM »
I have a p-rod fancy wooden shoe box full of mini discs, and a travel battleships game.
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2018, 03:40:14 AM »
When I was in high school and living with my parents I used two old shoe boxes to hide my porn collection. One box for tapes, one for mags. 
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2018, 04:13:42 AM »
I use shoe boxes for all sorts of shit. I still have an éS Muska box for stickers from way back. éS Koston 2 box for some random shit in the basement too. Some more random and recent boxes for extra skate stuff, important papers, soldering equipment, snowboard stuffs and other random little shit that’ll otherwise get lost in a big drawer.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2018, 06:36:22 AM »
I got shoe boxes full of hockey cards and pogs at my mums.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #43 on: March 20, 2018, 07:12:06 AM »
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When I lived in San Diego we always had a big dinner for Thanksgiving and everyone would bring something to contribute. He came to it one year and brought a literal shoebox full of stuffing. I didn't even know who he was at the time someone just told me who he was after he left. This was probably around 2000.

What a weird topic and it's even weirder that I would have an actual contribution.
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was the stuffing any good?

I didn't have any because I was concerned about how the stuffing was in contact with what was most likely dirty cardboard.
I also saw him snake a kid with cancer once for some go fund me or some shit.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2018, 07:16:15 AM »
I use a tool box for my skate parts, just sayin' ;D

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2018, 07:50:21 AM »
I chated with him in facebook, does it count? haha

Counts as fucking cringy.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2018, 08:12:36 AM »
i wish i had a dollar box like redman but i just keep bullshit and junk in a few boxes in my closet.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2018, 08:22:23 AM »
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He’s been under the radar for a while but the $lave vid should be out soon. Anyone on here have any good Allie stories? $lave team stayed at a skatehouse I lived in a while ago. Seemed very mellow and very silent. Only thing I heard him say the entire time was “hey man, where’s the shitter??”
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did he clog the toilet so nobody else could use it?
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2018, 10:11:24 AM »
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When I lived in San Diego we always had a big dinner for Thanksgiving and everyone would bring something to contribute. He came to it one year and brought a literal shoebox full of stuffing. I didn't even know who he was at the time someone just told me who he was after he left. This was probably around 2000.

What a weird topic and it's even weirder that I would have an actual contribution.
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was the stuffing any good?
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I didn't have any because I was concerned about how the stuffing was in contact with what was most likely dirty cardboard.

Not that rad from you, Johnny Rad.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2018, 10:44:05 AM »
I have a p-rod fancy wooden shoe box full of mini discs, and a travel battleships game.

sounds more like a time capsule!!
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #50 on: March 20, 2018, 11:33:03 AM »
Jake Johnson did the best Kickflip Front Tail you guys.



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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2018, 11:36:56 AM »
Jake Johnson did the best Kickflip Front Tail you guys.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2018, 11:48:40 AM »
One time, Sierra Fellers was trying to film a line and was taking forever and the Circa team was getting antsy, so Jon Allie pissed on the ledge so he'd quit trying and they could leave.

Sierra was bummed.


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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2018, 11:50:31 AM »
i like how he holds his peeper with both hands like a toddler

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2018, 12:09:35 PM »
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2018, 12:11:40 PM »
i like how he holds his peeper with both hands like a toddler

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #56 on: March 20, 2018, 01:40:44 PM »
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i don't disagree with the claim but all such claims should be accompanied by video evidence
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my claim? that's an easy one to back with evidence.

... meh.

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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2018, 03:44:09 PM »
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When I lived in San Diego we always had a big dinner for Thanksgiving and everyone would bring something to contribute. He came to it one year and brought a literal shoebox full of stuffing. I didn't even know who he was at the time someone just told me who he was after he left. This was probably around 2000.
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Re: Jon Allie stories?
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2018, 03:47:28 PM »
I remember watching him on the weekend buzz and all I remember is he talked about having a goat.

I have a circa neen shoe box from middle/highschool that I've kept small weed paraphernalia in throughout the years. my sister bought Givenchy shows and I use the box to keep stickers in

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« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2018, 04:15:41 PM »
I remember watching him on the weekend buzz and all I remember is he talked about having a goat.

I have a circa neen shoe box from middle/highschool that I've kept small weed paraphernalia in throughout the years. my sister bought Givenchy shows and I use the box to keep stickers in

Neens had a shoe for like a year