Author Topic: Mike Carroll on Kratom (Read 13482 times)

I recall a pill themed board within that last few years. Also, doctors are actually cutting way down on opiate prescriptions. Even the FDA has recently recommended dentists limit their opioid prescriptions.

offkilter · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:21:53 PM »

Really not looking forward to the ban, which seems inevitable. It's been a huge help in my life for the past 3 years.

schralp pal · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:26:21 PM »

Did you see the post before on his wifes still birth. Damn heartbreaking.

Stay up Mike!

Joclo · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:39:34 PM »

Big fan of kratom. Helps me get passed the pain of my previous opiate addiction, which was around a 9-10 on the pain scale. The main problem is I've yet to find an american toilet that can handle my dumps when I'm on it.

D. Bag · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2018, 03:40:48 PM »

Quote from: Matthew_James on April 03, 2018, 12:04:10 PM

Is he trying to kick a mean pain pill habit or something?

Doesn't Carroll have Lupus? Probably helps with some of the symptoms.

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2018, 04:09:57 PM »

Girl I know from college took kratom to help quit smoking now she is a aspiring yoga instructor and homeless. She thinks it will help me quit drinking.

Cherb · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2018, 04:11:36 PM »

Quote from: Joclo on April 03, 2018, 03:39:34 PM

Big fan of kratom. Helps me get passed the pain of my previous opiate addiction, which was around a 9-10 on the pain scale. The main problem is I've yet to find an american toilet that can handle my dumps when I'm on it.

Yeah helped me too and also helps with pain pretty well.

Sometimes I have to use a stick to break up my shits because they wont fit down the drain.

HotnSpicyMcChicken · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2018, 04:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Style Police on April 03, 2018, 01:28:08 PM

Kratom ~~Gang~~ GANG !

shark tits · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2018, 04:45:02 PM »

i'm of that shit today. i like it but i still have addict behavior so i'd drink like 4 cups a day.
i felt a little weak but it's not nearly as bad as opiate w/ds.
i've been taking a little CBD oil. steady eating spiders to catch flies but i think after this i'm done.
i have almost 500 suboxins so i could cheat if it gets too bad but so far so good.

GAY · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2018, 04:51:18 PM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 03, 2018, 04:09:57 PM

Girl I know from college took kratom to help quit smoking now she is a aspiring yoga instructor and homeless. She thinks it will help me quit drinking.

That's literally every girl on the face of the planet.

Pete · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2018, 05:39:36 PM »

mc of heroin

good for him

free max b

Joclo · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2018, 05:56:13 PM »

Quote from: Cherb on April 03, 2018, 04:11:36 PM

Quote from: Joclo on April 03, 2018, 03:39:34 PM
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Big fan of kratom. Helps me get passed the pain of my previous opiate addiction, which was around a 9-10 on the pain scale. The main problem is I've yet to find an american toilet that can handle my dumps when I'm on it.
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Yeah helped me too and also helps with pain pretty well.

Sometimes I have to use a stick to break up my shits because they wont fit down the drain.

Went to NYC with my ex to visit her best friend last year. Morning of day 2 I took a shit the size of a grapefruit and fucked up all the pipes leading to her apartment. I tried to play it off like there was a sewer problem on the block and everybodys pipes were fucked. Told them I would wait for the plumber to show up and they should go on and enjoy the day.

I spent the whole day (9:00 am-5:00) at her place waiting on roto rooter while they went to museums/did fun shit. Well, he showed about 30 minutes after they got back and proceeded to make jokes and tell her that someone must have shoved a sock, soap or something down her commode because everybody elses pipes were perfectly fine. I was so embarrassed and now I'll only use a public restroom when away from home for fear of that happening again.

shark tits · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2018, 06:02:13 PM »

stop making the mitten, joclo!
didn't your dad or piss negrotaco teach you how to wipe your ass?
shit, courtesy flush, wipe, flush. and you only need a few squares, don't wrap your hand like a tiki torch. my fat ass schizo sister thinks she's clogging toilets w/ her 'big shits'. no, dumb face it's the copious paper. and not flushing between the 2.
couple of lutzkas over here.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2018, 06:11:06 PM »

Quote from: schralp pal on April 03, 2018, 03:26:21 PM

Did you see the post before on his wifes still birth. Damn heartbreaking.

Stay up Mike!

Shot was sad to read,hence the kratom

bawtawd9 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2018, 06:36:23 PM »

Real talk though I been drinking everyday for too many scattered thoughts and feeling down. But I just ordered some kratom for that, forgot about that shit after I ran through my last bag. Cool.

For me as soon as my first dose hits my stomach in the morning I shit, like a natural reaction to drop it before its too late, its healthy shit, a lil solid but nothing crazy. No sticks needed or nothing, but yeah you gotta flush more than once cause the last one usually get stuck to my butt and I gotta use a bunch a teepee.

D. Bag · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2018, 06:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Joclo on April 03, 2018, 05:56:13 PM

Quote from: Cherb on April 03, 2018, 04:11:36 PM
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Quote from: Joclo on April 03, 2018, 03:39:34 PM
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Big fan of kratom. Helps me get passed the pain of my previous opiate addiction, which was around a 9-10 on the pain scale. The main problem is I've yet to find an american toilet that can handle my dumps when I'm on it.
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Yeah helped me too and also helps with pain pretty well.

Sometimes I have to use a stick to break up my shits because they wont fit down the drain.
[close]

Went to NYC with my ex to visit her best friend last year. Morning of day 2 I took a shit the size of a grapefruit and fucked up all the pipes leading to her apartment. I tried to play it off like there was a sewer problem on the block and everybodys pipes were fucked. Told them I would wait for the plumber to show up and they should go on and enjoy the day.

I spent the whole day (9:00 am-5:00) at her place waiting on roto rooter while they went to museums/did fun shit. Well, he showed about 30 minutes after they got back and proceeded to make jokes and tell her that someone must have shoved a sock, soap or something down her commode because everybody elses pipes were perfectly fine. I was so embarrassed and now I'll only use a public restroom when away from home for fear of that happening again.

For every problem, there is a solution

Cherb · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2018, 06:50:08 PM »

Quote from: D. Bag on April 03, 2018, 06:47:41 PM

Quote from: Joclo on April 03, 2018, 05:56:13 PM
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Quote from: Cherb on April 03, 2018, 04:11:36 PM
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Quote from: Joclo on April 03, 2018, 03:39:34 PM
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Big fan of kratom. Helps me get passed the pain of my previous opiate addiction, which was around a 9-10 on the pain scale. The main problem is I've yet to find an american toilet that can handle my dumps when I'm on it.
[close]
Yeah helped me too and also helps with pain pretty well.

Sometimes I have to use a stick to break up my shits because they wont fit down the drain.
[close]

Went to NYC with my ex to visit her best friend last year. Morning of day 2 I took a shit the size of a grapefruit and fucked up all the pipes leading to her apartment. I tried to play it off like there was a sewer problem on the block and everybodys pipes were fucked. Told them I would wait for the plumber to show up and they should go on and enjoy the day.

I spent the whole day (9:00 am-5:00) at her place waiting on roto rooter while they went to museums/did fun shit. Well, he showed about 30 minutes after they got back and proceeded to make jokes and tell her that someone must have shoved a sock, soap or something down her commode because everybody elses pipes were perfectly fine. I was so embarrassed and now I'll only use a public restroom when away from home for fear of that happening again.
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For every problem, there is a solution

Fuck buying that. Just use a stir stick you get with paint cans.

bawtawd9 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 03, 2018, 06:55:40 PM »

Or bamboo skewers for kabobs

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #26 on:** April 03, 2018, 07:30:53 PM »

You guys never heard of log splitting?
Just stand up, turn around , and lazer it in half with your pee...

Cherb · « **Reply #27 on:** April 03, 2018, 08:08:56 PM »

Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on April 03, 2018, 07:30:53 PM

You guys never heard of log splitting?
Just stand up, turn around , and lazer it in half with your pee...

My shits are far to hard to be splitting with my urine stream. Shits hard to break with the god damn stick sometimes.

Betaphenylethylalamine · « **Reply #28 on:** April 03, 2018, 08:16:34 PM »

Buy cheap magnesium citrate and you'll shit just fine while using kratom.

Fuck, right after I said druggies were knowledgeable.

Guess that only refers to fucked up ways to get high.

weregoingunion · « **Reply #29 on:** April 03, 2018, 08:40:40 PM »

had a friend that was buying kratom to kick his coke habit. he gave me some when i had a hangover and it fucked me up even worse. maybe im just a lil bitch boi

randomly stopped at a red light and Jerry gurney pulled up all hyped (we were near double rock) and was saying wassup & asking me if i ever tried kratom

Author Topic: Mike Carroll on Kratom (Read 13482 times)

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