Jaws Jenkem Interview

[SodaJerk]

I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

[bawtawd9]

Anyone try weed edibles up their butt?

[Esquivel]

I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

I have heard only great things but how many knuckles deep should I go?

[Atiba Applebum]

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Wait is that dill photo with Knoxville. Do you think the  fa team knows their boss got naked for terry Richardson?

[close]

That Dill photo is with James Ransone. James was in Ken Park which is one of Larry Clark's really fucking weird movies.

He also tucked his dick back a la Roy/Gall/Gumb in The Wire S2

[behavioralguide]

[Stringer Bell]

"What’s it like taking MDMA at a rave?"

What a question. Great stuff Jenkem.

[TwisT]

Jaws interviews always focus on the lamer shit that he's into. Dude parties and does dumb shit like most pro skaters, but he also gardens, juices, does yoga, cardio and sort of lives like a less refined neen. Taking care of your body to pro long your skate career isn't as interesting as sticking things in your butt.

[I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time]

Jaws interviews always focus on the lamer shit that he's into. Dude parties and does dumb shit like most pro skaters, but he also gardens, juices, does yoga, cardio and sort of lives like a less refined neen. Taking care of your body to pro long your skate career isn't as interesting as sticking things in your butt.

muckmouth, ask jaws about his non-boof life.
i thought the part of his knees developing or adapting to the drops was interesting. 'if a weightlifter skated my spots, his knees would collapse. if i tried to lift 300 lbs my knees would collapse'.
not being afraid to get hurt is a good message too.

[Pill_Cosby]

oh wow

[Joclo]

I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

known as colon rolling and is definitely worth trying. Morphine is a good one to pump in your ass too.

[Watson]

I googled "vintage gay porno magazine cover" to try and photoshop some funny stuff, but gosh darn it, I saw a lot of stuff that really killed my desire to do a photoshop. Next time I will hoop molly first.

[Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind]

Hold up, that's Ziggy from The Wire

Dude is a total grower

[SodaJerk]

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I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

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known as colon rolling and is definitely worth trying. Morphine is a good one to pump in your ass too.

In Melbourne it's called "shelving" because you put the pill on the top shelve.

[rejectpaul]

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I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

[close]

known as colon rolling and is definitely worth trying. Morphine is a good one to pump in your ass too.

[close]

In Melbourne it's called "shelving" because you put the pill on the top shelve.

i always wondered why people called in shelving! it makes so much sense

[cosmicgypsies]

"I love techno. Not EDM, not mainstream electronic dubstep bullshit. I just like straight techno, that underground house rave fucking techno."

homie musta nutted when watching palasonic

[StabMasterArson]

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Hold up, that's Ziggy from The Wire

Dude is a total grower

Stunt Cock

[Allen.]

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I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

[close]

known as colon rolling and is definitely worth trying. Morphine is a good one to pump in your ass too.

[close]

In Melbourne it's called "shelving" because you put the pill on the top shelve.

[close]

i always wondered why people called in shelving! it makes so much sense

I've heard the term "booty bumping" which is lovely

[Esquivel]

I might try this tonight and report back tomorrow, if the comedown permits.

[bawtawd9]

I might try this tonight and report back tomorrow, if the comedown permits.

Dissolve it in water and shoot it up your hole with a needless syringe, don't just plop a pill in you boipucci, that's barbaric and wont hit as hard.

[streetsoup]

Stick a dooby up your bum its 420 folks.

[Joclo]

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I might try this tonight and report back tomorrow, if the comedown permits.

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Dissolve it in water and shoot it up your hole with a needless syringe, don't just plop a pill in you boipucci, that's barbaric and wont hit as hard.

I second this route of administration. You'll know its coming on when you pop a rod.

[Hypnotoad]

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I can highly recommend putting ecstasy up your butt.

[close]

known as colon rolling and is definitely worth trying. Morphine is a good one to pump in your ass too.

[close]

In Melbourne it's called "shelving" because you put the pill on the top shelve.

[close]

i always wondered why people called in shelving! it makes so much sense

[close]

I've heard the term "booty bumping" which is lovely

My raver friends in high school used the term “plugging.”
Apparently it was the best way.

[Betaphenylethylalamine]

Lottsa people use "edibles" up there ass(for the dood that asked about weed).

It's medicinal butt won't get you high at all. Not even high doses of rso

[Watson]

Esquivel did you get pegged by Molly last night?

[Esquivel]

Yeah!

Did what I said I was gonna do but unfortunately read Bawtawd's advice too late.
I rectally consumed half an e and snorted the other half. I think the suppository took forever to act as I didn't even bother crushing it into powder. Didn't get the shits (thought this was part of the process?) and I was ready for green stained turds as the e's were of a green/blue-ish color.
All in all, I think I totally messed this one up and that I should have diluted a whole piece and administered it via syringe. The snorted half acted fast as expected and the other took ages, if it worked at all.

3/10 - I know its harsh but I was expecting great things.

[SodaJerk]

Yeah!

Did what I said I was gonna do but unfortunately read Bawtawd's advice too late.
I rectally consumed half an e and snorted the other half. I think the suppository took forever to act as I didn't even bother crushing it into powder. Didn't get the shits (thought this was part of the process?) and I was ready for green stained turds as the e's were of a green/blue-ish color.
All in all, I think I totally messed this one up and that I should have diluted a whole piece and administered it via syringe. The snorted half acted fast as expected and the other took ages, if it worked at all.

3/10 - I know its harsh but I was expecting great things.

Haha, reminds me of many years ago when their were pills around with the Audi TT symbol in them. We had a thing called the TT Slammer where you'd put one top shelf, eat one and have a line of one.

I'm sorry the experience was lacklustre for you. You just can't guarantee good drugs anymore.

[Esquivel]

Definitely. Pills back in the day were proper. I'd be surprised if these ones I had contained any mdma.

[Owen]

In Australia a train wreck is when you take two pills at once. One goes up the bum and the other is eaten. When they meet in the middle, you have your train wreck.

One time I shelved a pill. Several hours later I shat it out whole. Pretty bummed I wasted a pill.

Syringe process sounds interesting but not sure I'm quite committed enough these days to test it out.

[bawtawd9]

Definitely. Pills back in the day were proper. I'd be surprised if these ones I had contained any mdma.

Cop a marquis reagent, or make some. "producing the reagent is the addition of 100 mL of concentrated (95–98%) sulfuric acid to 5 mL of 40% formaldehyde", you can scale it down too. All you need is marquis unless you wanna nerd out. Congrats on trying butt stuff though, respect.

But yeah, just a straight pill in the bum acts like a extended release.

[Esquivel]

Extended release is exactly what I felt. I am not doing drugs very often any more so the novelty factor of using the butt to take something just adds to the excitement and works as extra motivation.