Since we're on the topic, and I'm good for a derail now and again.
Last saturday I spent the majority of the day at a skatepark that I generally don't skate at, but do a whole lot of drinking at. Back in my youth I would at least skate the banks, but nowadays I find everything too gnarly for where I'm currently at with my skating. Anyways, needless to say I drank a lot.. I'd estimate around maybe 14 beers or so (light beer admittedly, but empty stomach). So I was on some baby bladder bullshit where I was pissing at a relatively frequent clip. Anyways, I eventually reached a point where I was going for maximum comfort every time I had to evacuate my picnic table throne. This included pissing free of hands, and placing them behind my head as I would bend my back at a slight radius to soak in the glorious sun. Well it was to be a long trek home (I wasn't driving) so like any sensible degenerate I decided to take one last relaxing piss behind the corner quarterpipe.. that was my territory at this point, and I had to hammer home the fact with one last relaxed blast. Apparently I had got too comfortable in my posture, and in a blissfully unaware moment ended up pissing all over my pants and down my own leg. This, while the crowd I had heckled for the previous 3 hours via megaphone looked on in absolute glee as karma worked its magic. All I could do was laugh and let out a loud "aww fuck" at the predicament I had pissed myself into.