Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[spungo]

it sucks because i have a Madness deck, too.

Madness uses a lot of Wikileak confirmed pedo symbolism.

https://wikileaks.org/wiki/FBI_pedophile_symbols

Madness also frequently rips off classic paintings like Cronos eating his children, which is also a theme these pedos are down with.

Whatever, Mike Carroll had a board that just said NAMBLA on it, way ahead of the pedo curve

[lazer69]

The person that keeps vandalizing Chevy Chase skatepark is a local mad at people outside having fun.

[JamesFardy]

I’ve heard that some videos “sped up” their skate videos to “fit the soundtrack” specifically James Brockman in New Blood.

[Sick_McCrank_]

I’ve heard that some videos “sped up” their skate videos to “fit the soundtrack” specifically James Brockman in New Blood.

It’s all fair game as long as no one notices. There are many tricks. 
I’d rather have a video that’s nice to watch than a „technically“ correct video.

[lk130]

[smellsdead]

this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

[Loady McGee]

this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

[Grind King Rims]

Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

[HombreezysShittyPasta]

Homie nailed it with the Madness graphics. Sus shit. All that about Braille is common sense at this point

[cosmicgypsies]

Not explicitly a skateboarding conspiracy but a skateboarding adjacent conspiracy.

Some of the supreme re-sellers are dummy accounts head up by supreme employees to sell their merch at resale value instead of store price.

on a similar note i'd imagine a good majority of the "dunk raffles" sell 1/2 pairs and the rest go out the backdoor/straight to stockx

[ChuckRamone]

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this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

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Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

I wonder if anyone has ever jerked off to the Thunder Trucks logo.

[Atiba Applebum]

Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

[Lowcalcium]

Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers

[lamfordie]

It was Phelps dying wish to give Milton SOTY

[Jollyoli]

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this thunder trucks logois actually a buttplug with a handle going into an ass wearing fishnets

just sayin

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Mind blown. Now I can't unsee it.

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I wonder if anyone has ever jerked off to the Thunder Trucks logo.

If anywhere, this is the right place to ask.

[ChuckRamone]

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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

[Atiba Applebum]

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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

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Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

Much better

[funeral_tuxedo]

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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

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Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

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Much better

I always liked this logo and now I like like it. <3
Does thunder make cool softgoods like coach jackets, or does Spifire and Anti Hero fill that Deluxe market?

[Esquivel]

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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

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A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

[close]

Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

[close]

Much better

[close]

I always liked this logo and now I like like it. <3
Does thunder make cool softgoods like coach jackets, or does Spifire and Anti Hero fill that Deluxe market?

They should update their hollow lights trucks to show a gaping asshole in fishnets

[Atiba Applebum]

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Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

[close]

A toucan emerging from a fishnetted arse

[close]

Or the Egyptian god Thoth.

[close]

Much better

[close]

I always liked this logo and now I like like it. <3
Does thunder make cool softgoods like coach jackets, or does Spifire and Anti Hero fill that Deluxe market?

[close]

They should update their hollow lights trucks to show a gaping asshole in fishnets

They should update their motto to: “Grind ‘em?  Damn near Wrecked ‘em”

[Grind King Rims]

If you've never creampied a pair of Thunder Hollows while looking at their butt logo, get the fuck off my forum.

[Loady McGee]

Wait, I thought that was obvious. What did you guys see it as before now?

Spiderman

[Frank]

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Spiderman

a weird ass bird with a long beak not spreading his wings.

[Jerrys Kid]

TNT was the guy that Dylan said he didn't get along with when he was getting flowed by Anti-Hero.

All the people who James Kelch was a dick to at EMB in the 90s now run the skateboarding industry and basically black balled him out. Same happened to Ricky Oyola and Love Park.

Mike V got a settlement from Wembley Stadium when the security guards pushed his wife down the stairs, which paid for all the skate companies he started in the past 15 years.

[formula420]

The person that keeps vandalizing Chevy Chase skatepark is a local mad at people outside having fun.

Its always non skaters that spray up parks.

[Freelancevagrant]

Big shoelace purposely makes subpar product.

[Sluggloaph]

Big shoelace purposely makes subpar product.

THE TRUTH IS OUT AND THEY CANT STOP US ALL!

[Idk]

Altamont was going to get cut from Sole Tech but Reynolds threatened to leave Emerica so they cut eS instead. Lots of riders lost their shoe sponsor and some like McCrank and Eldridge never got new official shoe sponsors. 

[Banned from the room]

Westagate never got SOTY because Phelps thought he was too well adjusted and not hellride enough.

Also Phelps screamed at Patrick O'Dell because he filmed Westgate building a makeup stand for his wife...not hellride enough for the Phelpers

Yep.

I know the time line is off but if you fucked with NB or under armor your not getting soty ever.

Hmmm

If foy was on NB when he got soty than jake didn't pick him 100%

I'm in the same belief as jake. If you fuck with these brands your Trump fed and swallow that load.


Westgate lost me on the shelter show or whatever. He did an interview on youtube or whatever after leaving E.

"New England based business well historically wellllllllll they have and office there still."

I hate that narrative. It's 100% misleading. The brand putting on all of NE was milking it further.

[Had_to_be_said]

In the print magazine days it was almost impossible to get in if you were unknown because companies who bought ads only wanted their riders in magazines. 

Side note. Thank you internet for showing me the whole world of skateboarding.