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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2018, 08:14:54 PM »
hey, you stop picking on little kids  - they have way more creative talent than that!
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2018, 08:22:35 PM »
perfect i've been wanting a picture of a foot on my foot

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #92 on: May 13, 2018, 08:22:55 PM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2018, 11:11:13 PM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe

That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful. 

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #94 on: May 14, 2018, 01:11:00 AM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe
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That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful. 
Big in the retirement home demographic.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #95 on: May 14, 2018, 03:19:17 AM »
That's what the kids want on their shoes. An F merged with a foot.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #96 on: May 14, 2018, 03:31:04 AM »
Is it just a pointless coincidence that the FP logo looks like a musical note?

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #97 on: May 14, 2018, 04:46:27 AM »
Why is it everyone says “it’s the worst time to start a shoe brand” yet 5/6 new core skate shoe companies have broke out.

I’m pretty sure when the ‘small’ board brand wave started people said similar.

The logo is pretty on the nose and screams of a mid 2010’s Tshirt brand. None the less the speculated team are OGs and a heavy sports influenced skate shoe brand that isn’t Es could find a place in a saturated market who knows.

Also I’ve never seen Diamond shoes on anybody’s feet.

Diamond should have started their shoe brand when they were the hot hypebeast brand.  Would have done better with those dudes. 

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #98 on: May 14, 2018, 01:40:35 PM »
is this a skater owned revival?

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #99 on: May 14, 2018, 02:05:18 PM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe
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That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful.

Whoa dude Mojo Jojo would never go that far.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #100 on: May 14, 2018, 02:31:07 PM »
Maybe its just me, but I'd rather skate my Takens any day. Those are fuckin sick though.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #101 on: May 14, 2018, 02:51:19 PM »
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Why is it everyone says “it’s the worst time to start a shoe brand” yet 5/6 new core skate shoe companies have broke out.

I’m pretty sure when the ‘small’ board brand wave started people said similar.

The logo is pretty on the nose and screams of a mid 2010’s Tshirt brand. None the less the speculated team are OGs and a heavy sports influenced skate shoe brand that isn’t Es could find a place in a saturated market who knows.

Also I’ve never seen Diamond shoes on anybody’s feet.
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Diamond should have started their shoe brand when they were the hot hypebeast brand.  Would have done better with those dudes.
Diamond has been doing shoes for a while, they had some fake Jordan's that were $150 at Pac Sun and some other places, so they really just added a skate program to a pre existing shoe program. Plus those dudes sell so many shirts to mall kids, they can finance a mediocre shoe program for years

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #102 on: May 14, 2018, 08:30:01 PM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe
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That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful. 
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Big in the retirement home demographic.
you seen their slip-ons Soda?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #103 on: May 15, 2018, 04:40:42 AM »
hours is an anagram for horus which is an ancient egyptian god

ellington on egypt confirmed
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #104 on: May 15, 2018, 04:53:00 AM »
hours is an anagram for horus which is an ancient egyptian god

ellington on egypt confirmed
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #105 on: May 15, 2018, 05:15:09 AM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe
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That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful. 
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Big in the retirement home demographic.
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you seen their slip-ons Soda?

They look comfy and will catch Myrtle's eye when I wear them to dinner which is at 4 o'clock. Herbert has no chance with Myrtle now. Herbert thinking he's all that and a bag of potato chips with his Hush Puppies. Should my belt be above or on my nipples?

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #106 on: May 15, 2018, 06:25:21 AM »
Dude, fuck Myrtle! Betty’s britches are gunna drop when she sees your loafer steeze 😂

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #107 on: May 15, 2018, 07:08:46 AM »
I want to back what he’s doing but if he’s going to go broke if he’s putting his own money into a shoe company, every new shoe brand ends up on clearance section really quickly.
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #108 on: May 15, 2018, 07:21:54 AM »
So Footprint’s logo is just Goodyear’s logo but made into an F?

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #109 on: May 15, 2018, 07:34:26 AM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe
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That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful.
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Whoa dude Mojo Jojo would never go that far.

Petition to hereby refer to Joey Brezinski as Mojo Jojo.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #110 on: May 15, 2018, 08:05:58 AM »
Did you think people would find that funny
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #111 on: May 15, 2018, 09:01:18 AM »
Did you think people would find that funny

Fuck it, I chuckled.
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #112 on: May 15, 2018, 09:35:45 AM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason

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id rather skate something that looks like joey brezinskis mouth then that shoe
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That shoe looks like something the evil monkey from powerpuff girls would make just to ruin my day, and it did.
Holy shit, they're awful. 
[close]
Big in the retirement home demographic.
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you seen their slip-ons Soda?


Both of these shoes look like someone started out with an OK idea, and then someone else came in and was like: "Cool! I like this a lot, but if we did this! And this!" and they just went to town on the poor design and now we have two Footprint Insole shoes that don't know what the fuck they're supposed to be.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #113 on: May 15, 2018, 09:53:22 AM »
so i come into this thread, hoping for some info, maybe even some herman footage, and you guys post these goddamn eyesores? fuck you.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #114 on: May 15, 2018, 12:31:16 PM »
I also feel let down.

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #115 on: May 15, 2018, 01:00:58 PM »
so i come into this thread, hoping for some info, maybe even some herman footage, and you guys post these goddamn eyesores? fuck you.
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #116 on: May 15, 2018, 01:27:52 PM »
Footprint has all of two posts in the last 3 months I feel like they never wanted to be a shoe brand they just wanna sell that tech to someone bigger in the shoe game.  Why would talk up impact proetection and then put Joey on the team, I don’t think dudes ever Ollied more than a 4 stair in his entire career. And no one likes the dude so you’re not getting cool Pro point either.
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #117 on: May 15, 2018, 01:32:47 PM »
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Main reason Footprint hasn't been popular is because of their shitty business dealings with shops. My shop tried to order them and each time they got delayed or stiffed.
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yes, that's definitely the main reason


hahah this...clearly it's the entirety of the company

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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #118 on: May 16, 2018, 06:24:58 AM »
Is it just a pointless coincidence that the FP logo looks like a musical note?

Not even sure they will be a footnote.
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Re: Herman’s new shoe company
« Reply #119 on: June 02, 2018, 08:27:33 PM »
hours is an anagram for horus which is an ancient egyptian god

ellington on egypt confirmed

"In the Old Kingdom, people thought of Horus as having the head of a falcon, and his name means “falcon” in Egyptian. The Pharaoh was the human form of Horus, and then when he died, the dead Pharaoh was the human form of Osiris."

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