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I know you’ve had a tough time. COVID, the political compass swinging from vain totalitarian to nursing home centrist. All sorts of problems.

One of the main being the issue of race, and the brutalization of black people at the hands of the police.

And during this time, the son of Tom Hanks puts out a song entitled “White Boy Summer”.

Please, someone explain this phenomenon to me.
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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2021, 12:18:18 AM »
Young white American men have the most unearned confidence in the world. That's my explanation

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2021, 07:04:45 AM »
White bois be getting the most fucked up and sloppy.
That’s what gonna happen this summer. Everyone gonna be fucked up and sloppy. Like the roaring 20s.
A big douchey party that I will avoid.

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2021, 07:23:34 AM »
Here's your answer:

https://youtu.be/cNohbgowbd0

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2021, 08:47:39 AM »
I know you’ve had a tough time. COVID, the political compass swinging from vain totalitarian to nursing home centrist. All sorts of problems.

One of the main being the issue of race, and the brutalization of black people at the hands of the police.

And during this time, the son of Tom Hanks puts out a song entitled “White Boy Summer”.

Please, someone explain this phenomenon to me.

i'm going to take it as an encouraging sign that i am proceeding into my fiftieth year on this earth--and as an American--in a sound and healthy way, that i not only had no idea that Tom Hanks had a rapping son, but that he had a son who made songs like "White Boy Summer"

would it be the acme of irony, that i had to find out about this from someone who does not live in Amerikkka? thanks for nothing man...

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2021, 08:53:58 AM »
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I know you’ve had a tough time. COVID, the political compass swinging from vain totalitarian to nursing home centrist. All sorts of problems.

One of the main being the issue of race, and the brutalization of black people at the hands of the police.

And during this time, the son of Tom Hanks puts out a song entitled “White Boy Summer”.

Please, someone explain this phenomenon to me.
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i'm going to take it as an encouraging sign that i am proceeding into my fiftieth year on this earth--and as an American--in a sound and healthy way, that i not only had no idea that Tom Hanks had a rapping son, but that he had a son who made songs like "White Boy Summer"

would it be the acme of irony, that i had to find out about this from someone who does not live in Amerikkka? thanks for nothing man...
forgot to mention you’re an adjunct professor
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2021, 08:55:22 AM »
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I know you’ve had a tough time. COVID, the political compass swinging from vain totalitarian to nursing home centrist. All sorts of problems.

One of the main being the issue of race, and the brutalization of black people at the hands of the police.

And during this time, the son of Tom Hanks puts out a song entitled “White Boy Summer”.

Please, someone explain this phenomenon to me.
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i'm going to take it as an encouraging sign that i am proceeding into my fiftieth year on this earth--and as an American--in a sound and healthy way, that i not only had no idea that Tom Hanks had a rapping son, but that he had a son who made songs like "White Boy Summer"

would it be the acme of irony, that i had to find out about this from someone who does not live in Amerikkka? thanks for nothing man...
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forgot to mention you’re an adjunct professor

should i have?

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2021, 09:00:50 AM »
kid rock da hu$tla
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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2021, 10:40:09 AM »
Had to watch the video to even know what you were talking about, hilarious.

Here in the US, we have seen a surge in advertisements/rebranding from main media outlets, pop brands, music labels, etc. in which the 'face' of the company is now anything and everything except white-males. Everyone is proving how anti-racist/sexist/etc they are by trying to showcase Black, Asian, Indian, Trans.

They are also trying to reach new markets, which is a whole separate discussion. I guess I'm trying to say that 'white bois' have gone from being de-facto in to de-facto out at least, as far as most nationally accepted companies are willing to portray them.

I think Chet and his audience are feeling burnt out, targeted, oppressed even, from enjoying life where ever, when ever, unencumbered by the current social/political debate of whether their good-time has been funded through systems of oppression.

'White boy summer, BLM is a bummer, I just want to enjoy a beer without hearing I'm a slum-lord', something like that?

Is that an answer to the question? I actually had a hard-time pinpointing what you were asking, so this is more of a commentary on what I think caused the phenom.
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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2021, 11:14:30 AM »
Don't forget Chetty Hanks has charges against him for abusing his black girlfriend and also claimed the only reason he used the N Word was from the cocaine.

It was a funny meme at first but then that came out and now it's in bad taste

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2021, 12:03:16 PM »
It's ignorant shit from entitled white dudes trying to appropriate black culture instead of appreciating and respecting it.
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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2021, 03:14:09 AM »
http://youtu.be/oiT38ZjAyLs

https://youtu.be/1FankRSprOs

38 seconds into the 1st video the line about a black queen summer n the laugh following it makes me laugh everytime I watch it.

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2021, 03:28:45 AM »
So these are the lyrics

“ Yeah
I swear to God, man, as soon as you get a bag
These bitches wanna take it from you (take it from you)
F*ck it, turn it up, the beat in my headphones
Just a little bit, yeah, just a little bit, yeah
F*ck it, white boy summer

I met a bad little shawty at a party dance
Gettin' to the bag like it was her only chance
Rich bitch, known to run up them bands
Said "f*ck it," then she went and made an OnlyFans, uh
Hot boy, white boy summer
Got your favorite Instagram bitch DMing her number, woo
Hit the strip club, I'm like thunder
She let me beat it, I'm the white boy wonder
Uh, bad gyal, white don dada
Rude boy, it's a white boy summer
Bad gyal, white don dada
Rude boy, it's a white boy summer
Buss it down, Thotianas all out by the cabana
Rollin' marijuana and they all from Guyana
Yeah, Russian girl named Svetlana
Another from the islands, yeah, she look just like Rihanna
Yeah, white girls love Madonna
Girls wanna have fun, you can do it if you wanna
Shoutout to my LA chicks on some LA shit
Eatin' sushi at Katana on the sunset strip
You know your boy got nice, 'cause I'm the one with the drip
West side won't slip
When I come through, bullseye, won't miss
Always hitting my target
Made a strip off whip
I don't do chases, I just wanna hit
I got blue faces in my money clip
Best believe and that shit's all from TV
I ain't even a Crip but they wanna see
C-H-E-T, yeah, bitch that's me
Put respect on my name next time you see me
At this level of fame, I'm just working my way
Up the motherfuckin' ladder, bitch, it's all in a day
Yeah, forty racks off merch
First day, bitch, you might go berserk
Yeah, I might make her squirt
Yeah, let me see you make it twerk

Yeah, we got it, boys, we just gotta get the outro
Boom, we got it
Actually, f*ck it, we got it
Yeah, white boy summer, yeah
Ah, sixteen
Sucker duckin' and dummy dodgin' all day
You know what I'm sayin'
Real sixteen, that's on P
I'm out”

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2021, 05:43:29 AM »
he said “white don dada” he’s spazzing

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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2021, 07:57:36 AM »
Shoutout to Sacha Baron Cohen for trolling these types

http://youtu.be/N7qrL6dWnoQ


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Re: To my American Friends, please explain “White Boy Summer”
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2021, 08:34:22 AM »
He was decent in Your Honor.