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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2018, 07:34:18 PM »
Your wife sounds like a keeper


she looks like she wants to be down
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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2018, 07:38:52 PM »
dont name your kid tray when he gets older he'll flip
Thank goodness we have HangtenNoseblunt in here as the voice of reason.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2018, 08:06:08 PM »
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
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I nearly called my kid Oliver actually...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2018, 08:08:57 PM »
Name him Obi-Wan and tell Chris Senn that your kid has the high ground.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2018, 08:10:28 PM »
Just name the kid Eggplant or Andrecht or Tic-Tac or Disaster because the kid will hate you both and skateboarding anyways despite whatever “cool” name you give him and rebel by joining he local Bronies
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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2018, 08:35:43 PM »
I think Uncle Wiggly would be a cute name for a baby of either sex.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2018, 09:23:19 PM »
Ssbsts

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2018, 10:50:06 PM »
Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.
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Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2018, 10:59:24 PM »
Just name him Fred and he will do great things

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #39 on: May 27, 2018, 11:22:04 PM »
oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
hohohoho, thanks

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2018, 12:04:36 AM »
Just name him Fred and he will do great things
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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2018, 12:58:07 AM »
ghetto bird or nollie hardflip bs revert for short

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2018, 01:10:09 AM »
Mega-ramp. Brick for short.

Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2018, 01:18:13 AM »
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oliver or ollie for short.
or noliver and paulo diaz for short.
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Well, you know, My Daughter's name is Olivia following that same logic.
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My son's middle name is Oliver, but it will be "Ollie" for short like Alan "Ollie" Gelfand. His first name is Nash like the Kmart brand from years ago. Maybe you younger guys don't remember the Executioner but in 1987-88 Nash probably sold 500K of those things. Creature even produced 'my neighbor's board' in tribute to the Nash Executioner.

I think naming one's child after skateboarding or a skateboarder is awesome. I was thinking Heath, but my wife and I chose Nash and we are happy with that...
I named my dog Ollie when I was 12, I had been skating for a year and thought it was the dopest thing ever next to slipknot. Thank God for skating or Alabama would have made me a nu metal kid.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2018, 02:04:51 AM »
Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.

I call my daughter Shorty all the time.  Nothing to do with the skate brand though. 

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2018, 02:06:41 AM »
your wife is thicc AF



bitch needs lay off snapchat tho....

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2018, 02:31:59 AM »
sexchange revert.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2018, 02:42:45 AM »
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #48 on: May 28, 2018, 03:17:36 AM »
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Shortys. Call him Shortie for short.
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I call my daughter Shorty all the time.  Nothing to do with the skate brand though.
Ewww donít boss your daughter around like that


im probably lying

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2018, 03:25:58 AM »
I think Uncle Wiggly would be a cute name for a baby of either sex.
Uncle Wiggly is a babysitters name if I've ever heard one.

My son was almost Fred Gall.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2018, 04:04:48 AM »
dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
Came to say this. It's only logical.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2018, 04:52:59 AM »
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dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
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Came to say this. It's only logical.

What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2018, 05:41:43 AM »
birdo and remind him 'don't do it' when he misbehaves.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2018, 05:47:23 AM »
birdo and remind him 'don't do it' when he misbehaves.

Haha!
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2018, 06:01:21 AM »
ďThe names Iím thinking of are, shut up or piss offĒ.....Vivian - the young ones

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2018, 06:19:50 AM »
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dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
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Came to say this. It's only logical.
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What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #56 on: May 28, 2018, 06:28:53 AM »
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dump truck, dump for short.

dog flip, dog for short.

mongo, mon for short.

i used to skate, stu for short.
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Came to say this. It's only logical.
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What logic??? If you want your kid to have autism and a dash of cerebral palsy?
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We're not talking about my kid here. OP's kid is definitely a Mongo.

Is Switch Mongo acceptable? Swongo for short.
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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #57 on: May 28, 2018, 08:12:29 AM »
Isn't there a 180 to switch lazy grind called Michael Caine or something? Or is that just a running joke between my friends and I? Anything other than that, oliver or Manual and you might as well be calling the kid stone cold stunner...
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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #58 on: May 28, 2018, 08:12:55 AM »
How about Jason Jesse?

Nazi sympathizer for short.

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Re: My wife wants to name our boy Treflip and call him Tre for short
« Reply #59 on: May 28, 2018, 08:52:27 AM »
Wallace or Wallie