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Title: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 05:16:19 PM
here's the clip. Australian football champion Ben Cousins has imitated jediz parkour sessions from a month ago. he did pretty much the exact thing that jedi did. ran , climbed roofs, ran on roof tops, jumped roof gaps. except he did it on on double story roofs aswell. jedi only did it on single story roofs. and Ben Cousins has shown support for Jedi by photographing the Indian Seehk temple in Perth. then running from police then doing parkour roof chase . then being aprehended by poice and ambulance then taken to hosptial for psych evalutaion.

Bullshit. Cousins has no mental illness. just like jedi has never had a mental illness ever. and cousins knows that my current psych doctor banarjee (who is not seehk and punjab, he is hindu and from the south i think. but thats not the point). and ben cousins doesnt like any of my psych doctors. he soesnt like banarjee either. because banarjee is a liar. a public system psych ward doctor liar, that abuses his authority to lock jedi up in psych ward for no justifiable reason. and Ben Cousins didnt like it. so ben cousins decided to do something about it.

Ben cousins says think about it?

jedi is australias best skateboarder. Ben cousins is arguably the former best footballer in australian footaball

so ben thinks. y does nick get paid 900 every 2 weeks and y do i get millions of dollars?

so ben thinks. y does nick get forces into psych ward for like the fucking 22nd time in his life. for no justifiable reason. against his free will. when i have commited no crime against the law

so ben thinks. how can you lock australias best skateboarder in a psych hospital when he's done nothing wrong. when the nick clearly states that he has never had a mental illness in his whole life

so ben cousins does something about it...

thanks ben. word man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmWaH-K535Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmWaH-K535Q)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GLpRkbisjw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GLpRkbisjw)

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 05:28:41 PM
like jedi said. he has backing in the media. Kochi and sam armitage from the sunrise channel 7 team. the channel 10 news team.

and Ben Cousins.

and others
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 05:40:54 PM
facts speak for themslves people.

that blind pro surfer Brazilian Derek Malik (i dont know if thats the correct spelling)

do u think he'll develop sonar?. like dolphins and orcas?

oh sorry that's right. jedi already gave magic powers and telepathy to the world

so i guess the world population already has its own form of sonar

maybe Derek can develop it into a better from. our telapathy and sonar. and magic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 27, 2015, 05:44:36 PM
Jedi post your shit all in one thread dude. Come on now, how many times people gotta tell you?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 05:50:28 PM
sorry man nah poopnuts. on this occasion the articles must be kept seperate so that crew dont get confused. contrary to what i said before poopnuts. sorry man i know

and yo crew if you search on youtube for "ben cousins running from poilce in perth" you should be able to find video of cousins jumping a 2 story roof gap.

i just searches then and i couldnt find it . sorry

the footage is there though. just look for it . you'll find it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 27, 2015, 05:52:19 PM
It's all good Jedi, I just wanted to remind you. Also that dude sounds like he needs help. He almost caused two accidents and kept hoping in and out of his car for no apparent reason. It wasn't like he just took one nice photo of the temple and left, he was acting suspicious so hopefully this is the start of him working on his mental health cause clearly shit ain't looking to good for him right now.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 05:58:50 PM
poopnuts. ur wrong. i urge u . reread my 1st post on the article. Ben Cousins is a former superstar football player. he does not have a mental illness.

not at all

and neither do i

Ben Cousins performed the whole scenario to back jedi up in his battle with hawk, slater, hosoi, gates, branson etc and the psych hospital doctors

and Bens backing jedi in his battle against them

oh for sure he is
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 27, 2015, 06:16:16 PM
You realize that no matter what you do, you can still end up with a mental illness right? Also, Ben Cousins has had a long history of drug/mental health issues. He's even acknowledge his issues when he went to rehab link (http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/text-of-ben-cousins-statement/story-e6frf3bc-1111113471332).

Dude obviously is going through rough times, it's pretty fucking wild how you think that the stuff going on with him somehow is a direct message to you. You should try contacting him and see if he even knows who you are because I doubt it. In fact all of the people you have all this beef with probably don't even know who you are or even give a shit about what you are saying.

Look Jedi, your whole beef thing was pretty funny at first and sometimes it does make me laugh still. But damn man it really seems like you are slipping worse and worse. When's the last time you released any footage? When's the last time you even skated for that matter? Like actually trying some tricks, not just cruising. I want to see some new Jedi footage but you keep getting caught up in some bullshit instead of just going out and skating. Just go fucking skate and maybe stay off the computer for a few days, that could really help ya know.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ttching! on March 27, 2015, 06:22:13 PM
Enough is enough.

Jedi, Poopnuts IS Tony Hawk. He's using SLAP against Jedi in order to steal train racing. Think about it. Every Jedi thread, he posts in. He is trying to steal Jedi's secrets. He will do anything. Beware.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 06:25:06 PM
NO POOPNUTS

im not contacting ben cousins . y dont u contact tony hawk

and tell him that jedi - the best skater in australia isnt releasing any more footage - UNTIL HE GETS PAID THE MONEY HE IS OWED BY HAWK KELLY HOSOI

i am not breaking any more fucking bones in my fucking body. unless i get my fucking money

understand poopnuts. no more fucking

il just do what i been doing recently.

ripping it up parkour and skating. and not hitting record on the camera

just take a few pictures of my injuries from skating and parkour

otherwise if i film  it and post it on slap and youtube

then holywood and mtv will use me as the muse again. and try and rip me off again. by using me as the muse for their money making scams = holywood movies and mtv video music clips

they'll fucking try and rip me off again

wont they poopnuts?

holywood and mtv?

wont they?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 27, 2015, 06:32:04 PM
its alright ttching. if poopnuts is really tony. which i doubt. but i could be wrong. but if he is tony? then no probs. ill get jackie chan to get on his case

Jackie and jedi are cool with each other

if u didnt already know

also it was jackie that 1st taught jedi parkour stunts

not taught me on a face to face basis

he taught me with telepathy back in 2005 and 2003

on the other hand though jackie might just say no and tell me to do it myself

he can be like that sometime

i was in a real fix back in 2002 and i asked jackie for help.  

but he said no

luckily i was skillfull enough to find my own way out of that 2002 trap

and i have been sticking it to jackie about it ever since

that's right jackie. i didnt even need your help that time

then he tells me not to get too smart arse to him

trust me . i wont
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 28, 2015, 01:45:45 AM
remember crew. valid shit to recall to clear your head and keep the coolness in maintain - whilst this crazy shit be going down. whether it be skateboarding inventions and ingenuity like jedi and also the filming of the 720 flip by another rad skater. word up to that nigga. or whether it be liars amidst the government and various media concerning either terroism abroad and at home or the vast worldwide coverup of the fact that holywood and mtv and tv are using jedi as their muse for their money making schemes. or the liars concerning jediz carreer as both skateboarder jedi pro and a parkour stuntman and a breakdance jedi (still all achievable = if tony and kelly and hosoi pay jedi the money that they owe him).

so whilst shit is trying to cook ur mind

keep in mind

that parko and mick fanning both hooked up with jedi for some brainstorming concering with what to do with this type of shit too

im trying not to bug out also
so tell u what im doing

so im just going to whatch Conan the barbarian

and after i watch it

i have an announcement to make

i'll give a hint about the announcement

its got to do with Conan the Barbarian

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 28, 2015, 02:22:43 AM
Jackie Chan is fucking disappointed you aren't watching one of his films. Talking to him right now with my (http://www.ewirelessexperts.com/images/LXTonyHawkc.jpg)

Also, I ain't ever paying you.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Brown Thunder on March 28, 2015, 03:32:50 AM
i wish jackie chan would teach me stuff using telepathy  :'(
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 28, 2015, 04:42:03 AM
Parkour and breakdancing. Fuck yes.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on March 28, 2015, 04:58:36 AM
I wish Jackie Chan or Tony Hawk would just whoop jedis delusional ass.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: busey on March 28, 2015, 06:07:36 AM
hey jedi, missed you fam.

have you ever used your telepathy to contact early 2000's r&b and pop sensation, sisqo, to help you?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 28, 2015, 11:41:38 AM
In the days between when the heroes of islam sank the 2 towers (ad2001)
 and when mankind 1st stepped foot upon planet mars (ad2023? 2026? 2028?)

there was an age of wonder

onto this age came Jedi skateboarder parkour/breakdance jedi Nick
son of pARLIAMENT senator of the the crown government under Imperial seal

check my mother out

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosy_Buchanan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosy_Buchanan)

SENNNNAATTTTEEEE!

also jedi is a decent fighter, but not a Full expert.
his skill more relies in
- skateboarding at skateparks and ramps with airs and slides and grinds and racing downhills and beachpaths and on trains
- and jackie chan jedi parkour stunts
- and half way getting there Ronnie ruen jedi breakdance stunts








NOW FOR THE ANNOUNCMENTS =

THEY HAVE TO DO WITH CONAN =

= Jedi is around 33 years and wishes to chronicle his life

so now jedi wishes to chronicle his life unto this point.

it would be a very fucking interesting story - including - several tv appearances, performances infront of crowds for skating and breaking and parkour. for the girls there'd b a few romance storys. only a few flings. but better than nothing hey girls?

but more importantly the 2nd announcement is ?

i will tell u in 10 min.. basicaly jedi is becoming a free jedi magical healer (well deal is if u have some cash or lots of cash u can pay some or a little but if u have hardly nothing then i guess jedi will just heal for free like the magic healers of the old merlin the magician unicorn gryphon dragon knight if the round table days)

i will tell u all about jedi decision to free heal in 10  min . pronto

and yes randozzi bantam grimcity and hate. this is the last article thread im starting for a few months. just had to keep seperate stop the crew from getting confused. is that cool grimcity bantam randozzi hate ?? all cool guys???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7U2Bpc7v50 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7U2Bpc7v50)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FG-1KVYoeY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FG-1KVYoeY)

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 28, 2015, 11:42:30 AM
senate !?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: HATE! on March 28, 2015, 12:23:07 PM
Post all your shit in this one thread.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 28, 2015, 12:52:11 PM
Damn, did this thread consolidation happen because of Hawk, Hosoi and Slater? Hard to say, but probably.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: HATE! on March 28, 2015, 01:32:21 PM
Damn, did this thread consolidation happen because of Hawk, Hosoi and Slater? Hard to say, but probably.

2/3 of the people you mentioned requested that we consolidate, though I am not at liberty to say which two they were.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Brown Thunder on March 28, 2015, 02:38:33 PM
Damn, did this thread consolidation happen because of Hawk, Hosoi and Slater? Hard to say, but probably.

2/3 of the people you mentioned requested that we consolidate, though I am not at liberty to say which two they were.

i blame jackie chan
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on March 28, 2015, 05:28:31 PM
understand poopnuts. no more fucking

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 28, 2015, 05:33:43 PM
so it appears consolidation

thanks for the word up administrator

still as go people

jedi will become a free healer

(if he is in th same room as them - not rod laver arena - im talking a normal room)  = then he can heal =

= the blind (i can also walk with them and they can have jedi healing so they can see while i walk with them in an outside scenario)

= the deaf

= the people who have no sense of smelll

jedi healing people
jedi healing

if u hve some money or or a lot of money then pay some funds for healing.

but if u have no money or little money = then jedi will heal for free
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on March 28, 2015, 06:24:55 PM
(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380391257/753453.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on March 28, 2015, 06:29:55 PM
Yo jedi where are you accessing the internet?  who is putting u up?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Budo on March 28, 2015, 11:01:10 PM
Sometimes I forget how crazy SLAP is.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on March 29, 2015, 05:39:23 AM
I think this may be a fake Jedi thread.

Far too coherent.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on March 29, 2015, 05:54:22 AM
^^ New meds?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on March 29, 2015, 09:22:13 AM
^^ New meds?

Judging by the threads he's off em or going in a full manic state or something.  Yo Jedi if you're stayin at your moms and shes hearing you talk all that wildness and not doing anything about it, fucking shame on her.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ice nine on March 29, 2015, 09:42:14 AM
p sure his mom has been the one committing him, she keeps kicking him out of the house for talking about Tony hawk. I'm sure she is losing her mind over this, it sucks.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on March 29, 2015, 01:13:24 PM
Well im in my normal sunday routine, talked breifly over the telephone to tony, christian and kelly.

I brought you up jedi and they all want to apologize.

They are embassadors for the surfing and skating communities and they wish you no ill will.

They asked my to relay the apology to you.

They are all very sorry jedi and wish you the best😊

Take it easy man and go skate and have fun! And give your mom a big hug and say your sorry too
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 29, 2015, 02:14:51 PM
no. the thread is real not fake

so HATE! ? ? ? ?

2/3RDS of the people mentioned requested consolidation.

my bets its hosoi and hawk

slater is "the domino" that was left out

DOMIINO EFFECT

slaterhosoihawk must fall
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 29, 2015, 02:36:25 PM
SAY IM SORRY ?

hell fuck no

il say sorry to hawk slater hosoi in the grave

IF THEY DONT PAY ME THE MONEY THEY RIPPED

and admit they fucked over my family against me ever since december year 2000

that's right hawk kelly hosoi turned my whole family against me since year 2000

punishable offence. ISSSSSNNNNNNT IT COOOOOONNAAAAAAAANNN ?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 29, 2015, 05:55:16 PM
Remember crew. Ben Cousins acutaly broke into an SAS Commando training military base just weeks ago inn perth aswell

he broke into a fucking commando sniper training facillity
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on March 29, 2015, 06:50:55 PM
Remember crew. Ben Cousins acutaly broke into an SAS Commando training military base just weeks ago inn perth aswell

he broke into a fucking commando sniper training facillity

Not sure what that proves?

Also, can you help me out Jedi? I'm blind.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on March 29, 2015, 09:20:13 PM
Jedi could you list the stuff you can't cure?

I got a whole bunch of health issues/stds I need help with. Also can you do abortions?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on March 30, 2015, 12:04:21 AM
yeah poopnuts i can cure the need for hawk and kelly to have money in their bank accounts for an $800,000 house, a $30,000 car, and $400,000

and i can guarantee that if the cure doesnt arrive in time = then hawk'll pay. doc martin style. ten ups . bitch
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on March 30, 2015, 12:11:51 AM
yeah poopnuts i can cure the need for hawk and kelly to have money in their bank accounts for an $800,000 house, a $30,000 car, and $400,000

and i can guarantee that if the cure doesnt arrive in time = then hawk'll pay. doc martin style. ten ups . bitch

(http://www.kcet.org/shows/doc_martin/image/assets/DocMartin6_630.jpg)

 ???
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on March 30, 2015, 04:40:05 AM
Could someone audio file that last post? Braille screen is fucking up on me.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on March 30, 2015, 10:01:53 AM
Remember crew. Ben Cousins acutaly broke into an SAS Commando training military base just weeks ago inn perth aswell

he broke into a fucking commando sniper training facillity

I always suspected Mr. Cousins might try to pull something like this.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 01, 2015, 11:04:04 PM
it appears mr cousins will serve 28 days in a psych hospital . set up if u ask me. y does he he have to be locked up. bullshit

here's the article about cousins getting locked up . it goes into it in detail so make sure u read it all. to catch them all out :)

here's the article

http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/ben-cousins-could-become-involuntary-patient-for-28-day-psychiatric-assessment-wa-police/story-fnhocxo3-1227280107744 (http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/ben-cousins-could-become-involuntary-patient-for-28-day-psychiatric-assessment-wa-police/story-fnhocxo3-1227280107744)

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on April 02, 2015, 12:07:16 AM
Jedi can you cure erectile dysfunction? I also blame Hawk and Slater for not being able to get up so I think you helping me will really stick it to them.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on April 02, 2015, 12:24:35 AM
Jedi do you now live vicariously through ben cousins?

PS: fuck tommy hawlk, kerry slaytur, and kristen hoesoy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 02, 2015, 01:00:51 AM
Jedi if you know telepathy and can talk to Jackie Chan. Why don't you just use telepathy to talk to Hawk, Slater or Hosoi? Seems like you could get everything figured out real quick.

Also why aren't you replying to people that need help? Do you think there problems aren't good enough?

Last, I had some bad tuna from the deli which gave me the shits pretty bad. Do you do curses or voodoo shit? I wanna put a curse on them but don't know how.

Please help.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 04, 2015, 11:57:28 PM
no sanka coffee i dont live my life vicariously through ben cousins. but it appears ben cousins has been doing the vise versa with the jedi my man sanka coffee. so it appears.

also new update. it appears ben cousins had an accident in hospital (a small fall, he hit his head on a step). so they took him to emergency but they cleared him safe. now theyv moved him to a more secure facility.

here's the article link

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/12591119/cousins-in-psychiatric-unit/
 
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on April 05, 2015, 01:20:59 AM
Jedi if you know telepathy and can talk to Jackie Chan. Why don't you just use telepathy to talk to Hawk, Slater or Hosoi? Seems like you could get everything figured out real quick.

Also why aren't you replying to people that need help? Do you think there problems aren't good enough?

Last, I had some bad tuna from the deli which gave me the shits pretty bad. Do you do curses or voodoo shit? I wanna put a curse on them but don't know how.

Please help.
I guess our problems are too small for him, and by "small" I mean my erectile dysfunction.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 05, 2015, 02:08:17 AM
no rafiki ur problems arnt too small for me. i can relate to normal everyday life.

but rafiki its just that ive been warned that poopnutsupreme could be tony hawk trying to jib me on the slap forums so thar means im trying to ignore poopnuts. is that cool rafiki?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on April 05, 2015, 09:55:19 AM
Yeah I understand, I do get those Tony Hawk vibes from him too.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 05, 2015, 10:07:33 AM
yeah poopnuts i can cure the need for hawk and kelly to have money in their bank accounts for an $800,000 house, a $30,000 car, and $400,000

and i can guarantee that if the cure doesnt arrive in time = then hawk'll pay. doc martin style. ten ups . bitch

(http://www.kcet.org/shows/doc_martin/image/assets/DocMartin6_630.jpg)

 ???
bahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wall of Nausea on April 05, 2015, 11:26:44 AM
I came in here just to put you on ignore
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 06, 2015, 05:13:01 AM
randozzi hate grimcity and bantam i will continue write on my
'Nick Jedi" thread
but i feel this issue needs to be addressed with its own thread
dont worry though moderators i wont start a new thread for another few weeks - ok guys :)

Now no shit - Jedi has been monitoring cable television and the internet for info and has noticed that since Jedi hooked up with Vans = as a result ive seen mtv clips and tv Ads and tv shows with direct product placement of Vans similar to the bo mbardment of Dre Beats Pill speaker/dock and Headphones. in foxtel advertisements on mtv and also channel V. and on Home and Away (australian 7pm daily soap opera drama)

and ive seen Vans product placement in other tv shows and ads too on free toair tv

its bombardment

theyr using jedi as the muse again

1) after jedi gave magic to the world in 2000 december
(except hardcore skaters, surfers, snowboarders, bmx, other hardcore xgames etc and martial arts acrobats and ninjas and trained spies and spy masters and trapeze without the net and other crazy shit - bcause these crew already had magic powers)

= mtv and holywood and tv shows and ads all started flooding their stuff with skate/bmx/surf/moto etc etc

2) after jedi started doing parkour in 2005 = mtv holywood tv starting flooding their stuff with parkour - ie madonna (with her song that has the lyrics "every little thing i seem to say or do - im hung up on you" i think it was that clip?

3)when jedi started skating with his first purple lightsaber in 2008 = mtv holywood tv has gradualy pushed glow lights led lights glow paint glow dust powder until today in 2015 glow theme is a major part of western culture. glow theme is part of our world now.

started by jedi in 2008 when i purchased my 1st purple lightsaber for 250 credits from Platos in Frankston (a collectibles and record music store that also doubles as a clothing store)

4) back in 2009 jedi was right into bboy breakin. especialy to tupac beats and beastie boys and jamiroquai. now my best move with my lightsaber was throw my white lexus hat in the air then do a frontflip roundodoff thn qickily catch the lexus hat as it fell = since then around back in 2009 and 2010 the mtv dancers in the clips were copying my roundouff in all the dance clips like =  baby get shaky after school baby go crazy break the rulesoh he we go oh here we go here we go go go

5) now since jedi has been sponsored by Vans since 2013 = mtv holywood tv are insinuating Vans into product placement on theyr actors. soon Vans will overtake Nike as Mtv and holywood and tv 's favorite shoe. u watch = if jedi stays sponsored by Vans = that'll happen

i'll keep u updated crew if i see more product placement bombardment
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on April 06, 2015, 05:55:46 AM
Hey Jedi,  I  still can't see. Help a slapper out.

Fuck the haters tho.

You're the Jedi. Above material shit.

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: LloydChristmas on April 06, 2015, 07:10:13 AM
1) after jedi gave magic to the world in 2000 december

this is classic slap if you ask me, but it's tricky because new threads will inevitably keep popping up.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chockfullofthat on April 06, 2015, 08:13:58 AM
train racing is overrated
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 06, 2015, 08:43:19 AM
Jedi,

You are a horrible healer, three people have brought up their problems but you've done nothing to help. All you do is continue talking about yourself. You know who really gave the world magic? Tony Hawk, he landed the 900 in 1999 giving everyone the power of magic when he rode away. It's just another thing you're trying to steal from him like train racing.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 06, 2015, 02:49:30 PM
tony hawk when he boycotted ben pappas doing the 900 in 1999. yeah i heard about that. but seriously lets not bicker. instead deal with the facts = like =

- jedi is on tv
- jedi can get on tv again
- jedi is sponsored
-jedi proved that magic is real
-jedis mother is a former senator
-tony hawk tried to rip jedi off since year 2000 and so did kelly slater
- etc etc and oth facts
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on April 06, 2015, 02:58:15 PM
tony hawk when he boycotted ben pappas doing the 900 in 1999. yeah i heard about that. but seriously lets not bicker. instead deal with the facts = like =

- jedi is on tv
- jedi can get on tv again
- jedi is sponsored
-jedi proved that magic is real
-jedis mother is a former senator
-tony hawk tried to rip jedi off since year 2000 and so did kelly slater
- etc etc and oth facts

Why do you want to be on TV or sponsored?

Way more important things in life. Like the length of one's bolts.

Keep skating and be good to your mum.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 06, 2015, 03:35:08 PM
i went on tv to
1) promote my new sports of train/ beach/ cliff/ racing
2)promote my then aswell current sponsor trigge.r bros and wearing theyr tshirt on tv evening news
2)finaly at a bit over 30 years of age ive been hooked up with a bigger sponsor - Vans, but in 2001-2004 - graffitti design clothing company "Revolt" flowed me both free clothes but alot he sold me at a discount too. but stilll "Revolt" r the equivalent  trigger bros in sense that theyr both smaller , unlike bigger brands like Vans
and maybe get a proper contract even though Vans have been generous so far and i thank them
they hook me up
-about 10 pairs of shoes a year
-and some hats or tshirts or backpacks etc etc.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: vans man on April 06, 2015, 03:53:37 PM
Why does anyone even reply to these threads?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 07, 2015, 03:42:21 PM
apprently ben cousins is still on lock down and hasnt been released yet

free ben

free ben

free ben
 
free ben

free ben
here's an alternate article http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/ben-cousins-faces-arrest-or-involuntary-mental-health-admission-20150326-1m8bwy.html (http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/ben-cousins-faces-arrest-or-involuntary-mental-health-admission-20150326-1m8bwy.html)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 07, 2015, 04:12:44 PM
no shit crew = with this Vans product placement bombing in mtv and holywood and tv shows and Ads =

jedi has realised that

ie; if jedi was sponsored by Element then mtv, holywood, tv would start wearing element in their clips and movies and shows and Ads

ie; if jedi was sponsored by oakley then mtv, holywood, tv would start wearing oakley sunglasses in their clips and movies and shows and Ads

this shit is fucked up homes

its fucked up homes

homes!!!!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on April 07, 2015, 04:49:20 PM
Why does anyone even reply to these threads?

YOLO
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 07, 2015, 06:33:33 PM
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly just lost to brazilian Gabriel Medina at Bells Beach Pro

uber alles

california

slater u take that back to flooorrrriiiidddaaaahhhhh :)

california

uber alles

u take that back to foridahhhhhhhh!!!!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 07, 2015, 06:37:21 PM
california uber allles
medina u kick that slater back to floridaaaahhhhh!!!!

http://www.worldsurfleague.com/posts/110024/recap-rip-curl-pro-bells-beach-round-5 (http://www.worldsurfleague.com/posts/110024/recap-rip-curl-pro-bells-beach-round-5)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 07, 2015, 06:38:51 PM
haha like Tone Loc said

"dont mess around with the funky cold Medina"

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on April 07, 2015, 11:38:07 PM
Hey Jedi,

what's up with the Vans Oz TM saying you're not on the team?

(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/Jedi%20kicked%20off.png)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 08, 2015, 12:16:04 AM
*grabs popcorn*
[/MJthriller.GIF]
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 08, 2015, 12:22:18 AM
This has been brought up before, he just denies it/goes on a crazy rant like anything else anyone ever asks him.

EDIT:

It's good it's being brought up again, maybe one day Jedi can realize he was never sponsored by Vans. That's a start.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on April 08, 2015, 12:28:10 AM
I knew i wasn't the only one that knew that photo existed

im glad you stick to one thread at least jedi





but fuck ben cousins.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on April 08, 2015, 01:09:24 AM
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 08, 2015, 01:22:03 AM
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever

Already been debunked (unless he is put in 10+ years trolling the Australian skate scene prior to posting on here).
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on April 08, 2015, 08:14:12 AM
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever

Already been debunked (unless he is put in 10+ years trolling the Australian skate scene prior to posting on here).

Exactly.. The train racing clips, the riverside air, full dedication, it'd be brilliant. Probably not. Anyways, Jedi probably should just do the riverside air to shutup all the haters. One could probably retire after that. 
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 08, 2015, 02:36:12 PM
for starters that picture of the vans team leader is incorrect

jedi is sponsored by vans

and eastenders i could retire after i landed the fence air

but no im not retiring

jedi wants the money tony hawk and kelly slater owe him

now tony

now
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 08, 2015, 02:46:16 PM
hey gay imp sausage metal

i just gotta love

graps popcorn
MJThriller.Gif

cause let this thriller thrill the night
cause noones gonna save you from the demons in the night

i love micheal jackson
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on April 08, 2015, 02:48:35 PM
jedi, when are you gonna oi oi, doc martens, kick the shins of tony hawk? if you're going to pay him like that you could retire but stil shred for fun. who is ben cousins and why should i care about him?
are you calling that picture a liar?
what is riverside air and why don't you do it?
florida uber alles!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: pabloalvarado on April 08, 2015, 02:50:06 PM

i love micheal jackson

Who doesnt ?  8)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 08, 2015, 03:15:13 PM
word out pablo. and fuck hawk. hasta la victoria siempre

and here's the deal for you i sniff my own butthole

tony hawk is too scared to go anywhere near me bcause he knows il have a shot a bashing him if he is anywhere near me

by my count hawk and slater owe jedi about 5 million dollars

but jedi doesnt want their millions

he wants hawk an slater to pay him = a $800,000 house, a $30,000 car and $400,000 in my bank account

and Ben Cousins is the former best player in Australian Rules Football and he is backing jedi in his fight against the fuckwits hawk slater and hosoi

and yes that picture with the vans team leader holding the sign is incorrect

jedi is sponsored by vans

and watch this clip. this is the riverside air and im not doing it yet bcause tony and slater still owe me the money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-sZdIcFoe4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-sZdIcFoe4)

no pay. no fence air. no pay. no cliffracing. no pay. no skating

same deal as the army man. no pay. no fight

but il still do a bit of skating and parkour. but im not recording and filming it

otherwise mtv holywood tv will keep using me as the muse for their money making schemes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-sZdIcFoe4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-sZdIcFoe4)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 08, 2015, 03:26:30 PM

and here's the deal for you i sniff my own butthole


I really like this quote above.


but jedi doesnt want their millions

he wants hawk an slater to pay him = a $800,000 house, a $30,000 car and $400,000 in my bank account


So you don't want their millions, you just want 1.2 million but just not all in cash? That makes a lot of sense. You're a a real modest guy Jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 08, 2015, 03:52:20 PM
ok smartarse if you prefer il ask for less.

im sure that if you have connections in the construction industry then you can buy a $800,000 for significantly less money than $800,000

so hawk go suck a construction firms bosses dick and then you can get the $800,000 house for cheaper

then it wont cost you $1.2 million in cash

you can slash about a 3rd of your budget tony

OR I COULD JUST ASK FOR MY FUCKING 5 MILLION DOLLARS TONY U FUCKING RAT

AND SCREW MODESTY TO THE WIND

but i wont. im humble in my own ways

hawk slater u owe me a $800,000 house a $30,000 car and $400,000

no if butts or maybes bitch
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 08, 2015, 05:31:22 PM
hey gay imp sausage metal
i just gotta love
graps popcorn
MJThriller.Gif
cause let this thriller thrill the night
cause noones gonna save you from the demons in the night
i love micheal jackson

That's the spirit mate! See, I don't get why someone as great as yourself needs to get on the haterade so regularly. Stay positive, do your thing and have fun. You focus way too much time on these so called "enemies" of yours. You think hawk and slater sit around all day talking shit about you on the net? No, they go out and do their thing and get their shit done. If you spent half the time training for that gap that you do on hating hawk/ hosoi you could do it within a week!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on April 08, 2015, 09:51:07 PM
I am surprised that Vans would sponsor a dude that has never landed a trick before, i mean i never seen you land anything on your youtube channel. I should probably send my sponsor me tape to nike but ill just be attempting tricks
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 08, 2015, 09:53:35 PM
tobey

1 - i can air higher than u any day - and infact land it

2 - i am a pro skater on tv  . tobey r u on tv?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on April 08, 2015, 09:56:27 PM
tobey

1 - i can air higher than u any day - and infact land it

2 - i am a pro skater on tv  . tobey r u on tv?

I was actually once thanks for asking. I also was in my towns paper but you don't see me bragging about it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on April 08, 2015, 10:37:52 PM
for starters that picture of the vans team leader is incorrect

jedi is sponsored by vans

and eastenders i could retire after i landed the fence air

but no im not retiring

jedi wants the money tony hawk and kelly slater owe him

now tony

now

Jedi, i find this very troubling.

As you're one of Vans top tier athletes, why would Vans be saying this??

Also, do you have any other clips of the fence air attemps that are a bit more recent? The clip you posted shows footage from 2001
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 08, 2015, 10:38:57 PM
tobey yeah well ur not australias no1 skater and skateracer and australias most famous skater like i am so i dont think u understand the pressures involved.

where do i start .
for starters u came at me with

 lies

about me not landing any tricks on my youtube channel
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 08, 2015, 10:39:59 PM
I was going to say getting on the local news doesn't make you pro. Then I remembered the best god damn man there ever was in skateboarding: Doug Brown.

Jedi, if you would of went the DB route you could of actually got paid for skateboarding. DB is a fucking god amongst men cause he made power moves with his TV coverage. Do you even have your own website or the video of you on TV?

Instead of wasting all this time being bitter and doing nothing. Maybe you could start reading into Doug Brown and learn how he made himself into one of the top pros with his one time on TV.

But then again, you'll probably just ignore what I say and just say some bullshit about how they owe you 1.2 million.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on April 08, 2015, 10:41:37 PM
tobey yeah well ur not australias no1 skater and skateracer and australias most famous skater like i am so i dont think u understand the pressures involved.

where do i start .
for starters u came at me with

 lies

about me not landing any tricks on my youtube channel

I did not see one trick you landed on your youtube channel and every time you would post footage of yourself i always noticed you never landed anything, im hoping your saving it for the SLAP PALS video
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: straight on April 08, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Just to clarify. Jedi is first Australian to land 900 on mega. Proof below. #fuckyoutony #chomponthisdick #ididit #lookatmenow

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMkC_bI8eE8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMkC_bI8eE8#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on April 08, 2015, 11:18:13 PM
apparently jedi stole the olympic torch in 2000. if that's true it's lifestyle hammer of a lifetime.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: REGS on April 08, 2015, 11:53:13 PM
Supposedly it's true. Jedi has linked this before, apparently this was him - http://www.nytimes.com/2000/08/08/sports/plus-olympics-torch-for-game-is-briefly-stolen.html (http://www.nytimes.com/2000/08/08/sports/plus-olympics-torch-for-game-is-briefly-stolen.html)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on April 09, 2015, 12:46:18 AM
So is jedi's alter ego Tas Pappas or vice versa?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 01:48:35 AM
PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE!!!!

cmon cmon lets get with it man

all this fighting is senseless

TONY KELLY

you know you tried and rip jedi off and u are both still trying to rip jedi off

TONY KELLY

just pay the money you owe jedi

and stop looking like fools

its not a good look for skating surfing snowboarding

not at all a good look
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 01:58:09 AM
tobey im not even going to dignify that with a reply

and yes crew i did steal/obstruct/hijack the olympic torch for the 1st time in history in Frankston after the torch leg relay went from mornington to frankston in the year 2000 sydney olympics. iv already worded u crew up about it. it started off a nationwide trend with 5 people trying to hijack it after i did in the sydney olympic torch relay. someone tried to steal it on a mountain bike, on a horse, on foot like me, and someone even tried to fire extinguish it out.

then it started a worldwide trend of obtsructing, stealing, hijacking the olympic torch.

it was done in the 2004 Athens olympic relay

and in beijing 2008

and in 2012 London

and will continue in Rio 2016

punk band "the Offspring" even wrote a song about it back in year 2000 called "Original Prankster"
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 02:09:59 AM
i see u there poopnuts. my eye is on you. and what do think of the olympic torch obstruct. do you have an opinion mr opinions r us?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on April 09, 2015, 02:24:05 AM
Still bllnd here Jedi.

Where's all this magic?

Can't see fuvk, all!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 02:27:26 AM
jedi is sponsored by vans and trigger brothers
jedi is the no1 skateboarder and skateboard racer in australia
jedi is the most famous skateboarder and skateboardracer in australia
jedi is the no1 skateboarder in melbourne
jedi is the no1 skateboarder on the mornignton peninsula and mornington mteliza mt martha
jedi is the most famous person on the mornington peninsula and mornitngton mteliza mt martha
jedi and kelly slater are the equal most famous people in bells beach torquay
jedi and kelly slater are the equal most famous people on the world surf tour
jedi is one of the most famous skateboarders and skateboarderacers in usa canada california LA NYC miami etc etc.
jedi is famous worldwide for stealing the olymppic torch for the 1st time in history
and now add to the list

jedi is famous in hawaii

but jedi aint no big ego big dick kelly slater. jedi doesnt want to rule cliffrace hawaii and rule hawaii and the hawaii girls like kelly. that island belongs to the people of that island including sunny garcia the irons bros etc but not hosoi -  he can get fucked
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 02:29:33 AM
360 frip i have to be in the same room as you to cure it temporarily. or walking with u outside. either way i have to be physicaly next to you and be in a friendly environment with you. no aggitations or aggressiveness
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Garth Marenghi on April 09, 2015, 03:25:08 AM
Can someone call this guy's mom to pick him up?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 03:53:09 AM
hey garth marenghi then me and my mom will go to your moms house and il watch my mom beat your mom at chinese checkers while we all wait for you to get changed upstairs into your best dress so that i can take you to your prom night. i promise il wear my best suit :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 04:03:45 AM
here's a ben cousins update. aparently he is free now and not in a psychiatric detention center. and today he attended court. bullshit no jail for ben cousins. no magistrate no jail for ben cousins

heres a link to the court case
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fangen on April 09, 2015, 04:32:30 AM
(http://i60.tinypic.com/1zd3dqu.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on April 09, 2015, 05:05:25 AM
edit: ↑ jedi kryptonite

But first, let me take a selfie...

That's the spirit mate! See, I don't get why someone as great as yourself needs to get on the haterade so regularly. Stay positive, do your thing and have fun. You focus way too much time on these so called "enemies" of yours. You think hawk and slater sit around all day talking shit about you on the net? No, they go out and do their thing and get their shit done. If you spent half the time training for that gap that you do on hating hawk/ hosoi you could do it within a week!

Now I know you read all these comments Jedi so take this on! No more complaining/ hating until you get motivated and produce some new footie of you skating/ landing tricks. No rebuttals or conspiracy theories about Kelly Slater or Jackie Chan either, you think Hosoi sits around all day talking crap on the internet to get his free shoes? Get some!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on April 09, 2015, 06:32:15 AM
360 frip i have to be in the same room as you to cure it temporarily. or walking with u outside. either way i have to be physicaly next to you and be in a friendly environment with you. no aggitations or aggressiveness

Fair enough. If I fly over with Donny can you hook me up?

If you can heal me, I'll give you my dog.

You wouldn't trick a brind man would you?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ttching! on April 09, 2015, 07:01:28 AM
Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ice nine on April 09, 2015, 08:54:04 AM
so why would the vans team manager be lying?

tho u may be right about being the inspiration for stealing the olympic torches. everything else u've completely made up and need to admit that
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on April 09, 2015, 12:13:24 PM
i can't wait for jedi's part in the vans video
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on April 09, 2015, 12:34:44 PM
think i've told this story before but back in 02 i lived briefly in east LA w/ a bunch of alternative kids from michigan. some of em skated to varying degrees but they weren't so-called 'skaters'.
i tried to ollie the famous ten at wilshire one day but just kicked my board away before hitting the ground, no commitment. i know what it's like to bitch out.
my roomie come home one day and between drags on a menthol cig and hard stares into the past he details the olympic torch procession making it's way towards his place of work. he grabbed a fire extinguisher and had someone open the door for him and......
he bitched out.
talking to me but really to himself 'ya know, sometimes life gives you a chance and... you just show yourself what a pussy you are' he said before dragging his cigarette hard and imagining the man he could've been.
jedi, for all your flaws you know what it's like to not be a pussy and for that we salute you!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Brown Thunder on April 09, 2015, 12:42:50 PM
is the fence air in the new vans video and will you have any train racing footage in it?

Do you know any spoilers from the video?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 09, 2015, 05:23:29 PM
brown thunder i hope the fence air was in the vans video. train racing too

and yo mr butthole all the time

word

it was like the movie juice

after i stole the torch the whole scene was like

you got the juice nick

like

you got the juice Q
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 10, 2015, 01:59:43 AM
360 frip yeah il hook u up if u fly over. for free
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fangen on April 10, 2015, 03:01:22 AM
Jedi bruv, riverslide gap has abd by hawk back in 2002.

(http://i57.tinypic.com/2l9qwrk.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on April 10, 2015, 05:16:01 AM
Jedi what's your opinion on the other more well known Melbourne skates?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 10, 2015, 03:05:40 PM
for starters eastenders theres Lakyn Heperi. rides for adidas. he's also from channel 9 "the voice" season 2012. and he is the 2nd best skater in Melbourne. he can kickflip melon from a one metre jump ramp over a 4wd SUV and he can bluntslide a 12 stair ledge. a very talented guitarist and singer (even if he sells teenage girl music). he has hordes of teenage girl fans. its a pleasure to defeat him on a regular basis :)

then there's mitch robertom. rides for vans also. he can frontside flip a ten stair handrail and has 2 different fence gaps at riverside. consistently wins alot of the major pro comps in the melbourne and geelong area. big olly. big kickflip. big frontside flip. he was in a famous photo shoot that jedi was part of in torqay skatepark easter sunday 2012.

and Tiim Barling. he rides for Blindside skateshop. jedi and him are friends. i believe that timb is also an accomplished filmer that has released many succsessfull titles on youtube. jedi has seen timb win best trick comp at riverside before with a nollie half cab tailslide revert on the out ledgem

those are just 3 of them though

there's also

renton millar formervert world no1
matty d talented street skater who used to ride for 24 but now is with someone else
dustin dollin rip off merchant using jedi as the muse like tony and his cronies
ben pappas i used to see him at the prahan vert ramp back in 2003 and 2005. 1st saw him skate vert on Adam luxfords green half pipe at the torquay offshore music festival which was on for the rip curl pro in 2000
tas pappas im backing him against tony all the way
Geofff Cook famous for switch lipslding the holywood high rail on the front cover of slam magazine. has a pro skater brother named jamie too. jedi watched these guys grow up skating mornington skatepark

there are more people on this list. ill finish it later
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on April 11, 2015, 11:30:15 PM
Will you be in the new Vans video, Jedi?

If not, why?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 12, 2015, 12:24:08 AM
i honestly dont know matt. noones told me if i am or im not in it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 12, 2015, 12:27:19 AM
jedi is sponsored by vans and trigger brothers
jedi is the no1 skateboarder and skateboard racer in australia
jedi is the most famous skateboarder and skateboardracer in australia
jedi is the no1 skateboarder in melbourne
jedi is the no1 skateboarder on the mornignton peninsula and mornington mteliza mt martha
jedi is the most famous person on the mornington peninsula and mornitngton mteliza mt martha
jedi and kelly slater are the equal most famous people in bells beach torquay
jedi and kelly slater are the equal most famous people on the world surf tour
jedi is one of the most famous skateboarders and skateboarderacers in usa canada california LA NYC miami etc etc.
jedi is famous worldwide for stealing the olymppic torch for the 1st time in history


this now means that jedi has won mornington back

even if its still too dangerous for jedi to go there
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on April 12, 2015, 02:46:44 PM
what's it like filming with Greg Hunt for the vans video? will you have last part? I heard AVE is gonna get it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 12, 2015, 04:17:12 PM
i  havnt filmed with greg hunt yet sanka. but thanks for letting me know he is the vans video filmer sanka. noones talked to me yet about being in the vans video.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wizard Fight on April 12, 2015, 05:47:39 PM
Dear Jedi,

What do you think of Nick Boserio? I think he might live in Sydney, not Melbourne, but are you familiar with him?

SKATEBOARD.COM.AU - BRASS D.I.T.L. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuvTJ954GI#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on April 12, 2015, 06:10:50 PM
Watch out for big Jedi!
(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/158/426213507_4ba5141c31.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 13, 2015, 07:42:29 AM
i saw boserio skate at vans gsd riverside 2013. he did a good kickie nosebluntslide on the box . it was obvious that he is a very skilled skater

and rusty berrings
im mad impressed. that wall piece is more than dope qualify. hell yeah

i should use it on my pro model deck. if i ever get one
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 13, 2015, 10:44:36 AM
Hey Jedi,

Sorry I've been gone for awhile. I've been getting really into fan fiction and I decided to write find and replace one about you and Ben Cousins. I hope you like it.

The Silent Guardian

Jedi peered down at the Mornington peninsula from his usual perch in the rooftops, wearing his purple Lakers jersey, completely still. He was tired of all the egos, he was tired of Tony Hawk, Kelly Slater, Christian Hosoi, especially. The whole group of them made him sick. As far as he was concerned, there was only one redeeming person in the business. The one person he kept saving over and over. Ben Cousins. His one reason for living.

Oh, he knew he was a little insane. His obsession with Ben was the only thing keeping him going. He lived for the moments he saved him, those were the only moments he even felt alive. The TV news reporters would yell that he saved him because "Cousins is the most famous person on the Mornington peninsula" and he let them think that. Easier that way.

Jedi didn't stick to the rooftops. He parkoured through the streets like a ghost, following Ben from the parking deck to the locker room, then he would climb up into the rooftops to watch the show. He paid close attention to the battle Ben was in, and breathed a sigh of relief when it went off without a hitch.

For a while, he didn't intervene. He stayed perched in the rooftops, a silent guardian. The New World Order continued their nefarious ego trip, but as long as they left Ben alone, Jedi left them alone. He watched with interest as a brawl began, the New World Order against Ben Cousins. He leaned forward, his heart thumping as Ben ran into the melee. He watched him hold his own for a few moments, then he saw Hawk punch Ben in the face and throw him out of the ring. Ben landed hard on the floor. He didn't move. Jedi grabbed the lightsaber he kept with him and leapt off the rooftop, swooping down until he was next to Ben. He shrugged off his harness, then stood over Ben protectively, pointing the saber at the men in the ring, daring any one of them to try and touch Ben. Slater came at him and he attacked him with the saber, beating him until he didn't move anymore. He bent over Ben, hooking him up into the harness. He whacked Hosoi, then tugged on the rope. It retracted, sending him and Ben shooting back up into the rooftops. Jedi pulled him into his alcove, a small area carved out into the side of the building.

He was still unconscious when Jedi laid him out. Jedi checked his pulse, which was still beating fairly strong, so he just decided to wait it out rather than risk running into Hawk or his disciples. He couldn't help but stare at Ben now that he had the object of his obsession right next to him. He stared at him, his eyes roving over Ben. He reached out a trembling hand and traced the "Such is life" on his chest, over his shoulder, and into his short black hair. He closed his eyes at the soft feel of it. He trailed his fingers over Ben's cheek and onto his chest so he could feel the steady rise and fall. He closed his eyes and tried to control his still trembling fingers. His hand seemed to move on it's own, down to Ben's belt buckle. He moved his fingers lightly over the front of Ben's pants where he could feel a slight bulge. He knew he was wrong, but he couldn't stop himself. He rubbed gently, gasping a little when the bulge grew bigger and firmer. He couldn't deny the effect this was having on his body as well. Ben stirred and Jedi drew his hand back quickly. He slipped out of the alcove before Ben could wake up, find him there, and assume the worst.

As the weeks dragged on, Jedi watched Ben ever more diligently. He saved him again and again, this time fleeing as soon as he knew Ben was safe. He couldn't allow himself to be alone with Ben for too long- he couldn't let himself lose control again. Ben made it too easy for him to do that. He knew people were starting to whisper, what was so special about Ben that made Jedi save him over and over again? Jedi knew it was a question he would never answer, at least not out loud.

One night he saved Ben, and before he could get away Ben's hand shot out and grabbed his arm. They stared into each others' eyes for what felt like a millennium. Jedi could see the questions in Ben's eyes, and he could only hope that his own eyes weren't giving away any answers. He pulled his arm away and left silently, his heart beating against his ribs like a caged bird. The night Ben came to find him was the beginning and the end. He was perched in the rooftops as usual. A hand clapped on his shoulder, spinning him around. It was Ben.

"Why me, huh?" he growled in his husky voice. "No one knows. Everyone is asking. Now I'm asking. You keep saving me over and over. I wanna know what you're playing at." Jedi just stared at him.

"Can't you talk anymore? Did you rip out your vocal cords when you left us behind?" Jedi shook his head. "For god's sake, tell me what the hell is going through your head right now!" Ben exclaimed. Jedi leaned forward, pressing his lips to Ben's. Once he felt that electric shock pulsing through his system, he knew there was no turning back. He kept kissing Ben, who just went limp, seeming shocked. Jedi took advantage of this by laying Ben down and covering him with his body. Amazingly, Ben began to kiss him back, fisting his hands in Jedi's hair and pulling him closer. Jedi rubbed his crotch against Ben's, and nearly died when Ben rubbed back, moaning into Jedi's mouth. It felt incredible, and Ben tasted like sin. Ben began rubbing against him faster, and Jedi could feel himself quickly losing control. He pressed Ben's hips into the floor with his own, bringing the pace back down, biting at Ben's neck until Ben's eyes were nearly rolling into the back of his head with desire. Only then did Jedi press his erection hard against Ben's and grind against him fast, rolling his hips until Ben came apart, groaning out Jedi's name like it was a prayer, and Jedi came silently, his body shaking. As soon as Ben let go of him, he was gone.

The next few weeks were a strange reversal of the last few: instead of Jedi following Ben, Ben followed him. However, no one could find Jedi if he didn't want to be found. He kept to the rooftops, swooping up before everyone got there and not coming down until everyone was gone. He roamed the buildings, haunted by his moment with Ben. He had no earthly idea if Ben regretted it, loved it, loved him, hated him. The not knowing was driving him insane (more than usual) but he couldn't bring himself to confront Ben about it.

After a two months, it seemed that Ben had sussed out all of his tricks, because when he ascended the rooftop in the next building, he was waiting. Jedi froze, staring at him. Before he could even think about opening his mouth, Ben was on him, his lips soft and warm against Jedi's. He felt that same electric feeling coursing through his veins. He grabbed Ben back, pinning him against the wall, pinning his hands to his sides as he moved to Ben's neck, biting hard enough that he knew a mark would form there. He bit another mark into his shoulder before ripping his shirt clean off. He ran his hands down Ben's chest, hardly even hearing the gasp of breath. He dug his fingernails into the skin near Ben's waist, dimly registering the moan Ben let out. He did it again, this time starting at Ben's neck, dragging his fingernails all the way down to his belt line this time. Ben dropped his head against Jedi's shoulder, his breath coming in ragged gasps. Without speaking, they moved together again, kissing and biting and rubbing against each other until they were both a ragged mess. Jedi was about to leave again, but Ben grabbed his arm, shaking his head.

"Come with me," he said. Jedi cocked his head. "To my hotel," Ben added. Jedi shook his head. "I don't care who sees," Ben said, exasperated. After a moment of hesitation, Jedi nodded.

When they got to the hotel, Jedi glanced around the room. It was the nicest room he'd ever been in. Ben noticed him staring, and smiled.

"Perks of bring a champ," Ben said softly, dropping his duffel next to the rest of his bags. "I know there's only one bed, although I hoped we wouldn't be doing much sleeping, to be honest..." he trailed off. "I'm rambling," he said softly, "but you make me nervous. You never talk, but then again, you don't really need to, I understand you." Jedi inclined his head in Ben's direction, wanting to hear more. Ben grinned. "See, right there," he said. "You want me to tell you more about how I understand you." Jedi smiled. "See, I knew it," Ben chuckled. Jedi smiled wider, astonished at how... normal this felt. Almost like they were a real couple who did normal things like tease each other. He wanted to speak, to tell Ben how much he meant to him. He opened his mouth, then closed it. Ben crossed the room to him, touching his cheek gently.

"Anyway, as far as I can figure, I think I'm falling in love with you," he said quietly. Jedi's eyes widened, and he pressed his lips to Ben's, gentler than he ever had. Ben kissed him back, eyelids fluttering shut against Jedi's cheek. After a few moments, Jedi pulled back, opened his mouth, and finally spoke ten words, ten words that mattered most.

"I am the most famous person on the Mornington peninsula."
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Man on April 13, 2015, 11:21:40 AM
Star Wars & Everything (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6khNcA_eVE#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on April 13, 2015, 12:03:21 PM
Hey Jedi,

Sorry I've been gone for awhile. I've been getting really into fan fiction and I decided to write find and replace one about you and Ben Cousins. I hope you like it.

The Silent Guardian

Jedi peered down at the Mornington peninsula from his usual perch in the rooftops, wearing his purple Lakers jersey, completely still. He was tired of all the egos, he was tired of Tony Hawk, Kelly Slater, Christian Hosoi, especially. The whole group of them made him sick. As far as he was concerned, there was only one redeeming person in the business. The one person he kept saving over and over. Ben Cousins. His one reason for living.

Oh, he knew he was a little insane. His obsession with Ben was the only thing keeping him going. He lived for the moments he saved him, those were the only moments he even felt alive. The TV news reporters would yell that he saved him because "Cousins is the most famous person on the Mornington peninsula" and he let them think that. Easier that way.

Jedi didn't stick to the rooftops. He parkoured through the streets like a ghost, following Ben from the parking deck to the locker room, then he would climb up into the rooftops to watch the show. He paid close attention to the battle Ben was in, and breathed a sigh of relief when it went off without a hitch.

For a while, he didn't intervene. He stayed perched in the rooftops, a silent guardian. The New World Order continued their nefarious ego trip, but as long as they left Ben alone, Jedi left them alone. He watched with interest as a brawl began, the New World Order against Ben Cousins. He leaned forward, his heart thumping as Ben ran into the melee. He watched him hold his own for a few moments, then he saw Hawk punch Ben in the face and throw him out of the ring. Ben landed hard on the floor. He didn't move. Jedi grabbed the lightsaber he kept with him and leapt off the rooftop, swooping down until he was next to Ben. He shrugged off his harness, then stood over Ben protectively, pointing the saber at the men in the ring, daring any one of them to try and touch Ben. Slater came at him and he attacked him with the saber, beating him until he didn't move anymore. He bent over Ben, hooking him up into the harness. He whacked Hosoi, then tugged on the rope. It retracted, sending him and Ben shooting back up into the rooftops. Jedi pulled him into his alcove, a small area carved out into the side of the building.

He was still unconscious when Jedi laid him out. Jedi checked his pulse, which was still beating fairly strong, so he just decided to wait it out rather than risk running into Hawk or his disciples. He couldn't help but stare at Ben now that he had the object of his obsession right next to him. He stared at him, his eyes roving over Ben. He reached out a trembling hand and traced the "Such is life" on his chest, over his shoulder, and into his short black hair. He closed his eyes at the soft feel of it. He trailed his fingers over Ben's cheek and onto his chest so he could feel the steady rise and fall. He closed his eyes and tried to control his still trembling fingers. His hand seemed to move on it's own, down to Ben's belt buckle. He moved his fingers lightly over the front of Ben's pants where he could feel a slight bulge. He knew he was wrong, but he couldn't stop himself. He rubbed gently, gasping a little when the bulge grew bigger and firmer. He couldn't deny the effect this was having on his body as well. Ben stirred and Jedi drew his hand back quickly. He slipped out of the alcove before Ben could wake up, find him there, and assume the worst.

As the weeks dragged on, Jedi watched Ben ever more diligently. He saved him again and again, this time fleeing as soon as he knew Ben was safe. He couldn't allow himself to be alone with Ben for too long- he couldn't let himself lose control again. Ben made it too easy for him to do that. He knew people were starting to whisper, what was so special about Ben that made Jedi save him over and over again? Jedi knew it was a question he would never answer, at least not out loud.

One night he saved Ben, and before he could get away Ben's hand shot out and grabbed his arm. They stared into each others' eyes for what felt like a millennium. Jedi could see the questions in Ben's eyes, and he could only hope that his own eyes weren't giving away any answers. He pulled his arm away and left silently, his heart beating against his ribs like a caged bird. The night Ben came to find him was the beginning and the end. He was perched in the rooftops as usual. A hand clapped on his shoulder, spinning him around. It was Ben.

"Why me, huh?" he growled in his husky voice. "No one knows. Everyone is asking. Now I'm asking. You keep saving me over and over. I wanna know what you're playing at." Jedi just stared at him.

"Can't you talk anymore? Did you rip out your vocal cords when you left us behind?" Jedi shook his head. "For god's sake, tell me what the hell is going through your head right now!" Ben exclaimed. Jedi leaned forward, pressing his lips to Ben's. Once he felt that electric shock pulsing through his system, he knew there was no turning back. He kept kissing Ben, who just went limp, seeming shocked. Jedi took advantage of this by laying Ben down and covering him with his body. Amazingly, Ben began to kiss him back, fisting his hands in Jedi's hair and pulling him closer. Jedi rubbed his crotch against Ben's, and nearly died when Ben rubbed back, moaning into Jedi's mouth. It felt incredible, and Ben tasted like sin. Ben began rubbing against him faster, and Jedi could feel himself quickly losing control. He pressed Ben's hips into the floor with his own, bringing the pace back down, biting at Ben's neck until Ben's eyes were nearly rolling into the back of his head with desire. Only then did Jedi press his erection hard against Ben's and grind against him fast, rolling his hips until Ben came apart, groaning out Jedi's name like it was a prayer, and Jedi came silently, his body shaking. As soon as Ben let go of him, he was gone.

The next few weeks were a strange reversal of the last few: instead of Jedi following Ben, Ben followed him. However, no one could find Jedi if he didn't want to be found. He kept to the rooftops, swooping up before everyone got there and not coming down until everyone was gone. He roamed the buildings, haunted by his moment with Ben. He had no earthly idea if Ben regretted it, loved it, loved him, hated him. The not knowing was driving him insane (more than usual) but he couldn't bring himself to confront Ben about it.

After a two months, it seemed that Ben had sussed out all of his tricks, because when he ascended the rooftop in the next building, he was waiting. Jedi froze, staring at him. Before he could even think about opening his mouth, Ben was on him, his lips soft and warm against Jedi's. He felt that same electric feeling coursing through his veins. He grabbed Ben back, pinning him against the wall, pinning his hands to his sides as he moved to Ben's neck, biting hard enough that he knew a mark would form there. He bit another mark into his shoulder before ripping his shirt clean off. He ran his hands down Ben's chest, hardly even hearing the gasp of breath. He dug his fingernails into the skin near Ben's waist, dimly registering the moan Ben let out. He did it again, this time starting at Ben's neck, dragging his fingernails all the way down to his belt line this time. Ben dropped his head against Jedi's shoulder, his breath coming in ragged gasps. Without speaking, they moved together again, kissing and biting and rubbing against each other until they were both a ragged mess. Jedi was about to leave again, but Ben grabbed his arm, shaking his head.

"Come with me," he said. Jedi cocked his head. "To my hotel," Ben added. Jedi shook his head. "I don't care who sees," Ben said, exasperated. After a moment of hesitation, Jedi nodded.

When they got to the hotel, Jedi glanced around the room. It was the nicest room he'd ever been in. Ben noticed him staring, and smiled.

"Perks of bring a champ," Ben said softly, dropping his duffel next to the rest of his bags. "I know there's only one bed, although I hoped we wouldn't be doing much sleeping, to be honest..." he trailed off. "I'm rambling," he said softly, "but you make me nervous. You never talk, but then again, you don't really need to, I understand you." Jedi inclined his head in Ben's direction, wanting to hear more. Ben grinned. "See, right there," he said. "You want me to tell you more about how I understand you." Jedi smiled. "See, I knew it," Ben chuckled. Jedi smiled wider, astonished at how... normal this felt. Almost like they were a real couple who did normal things like tease each other. He wanted to speak, to tell Ben how much he meant to him. He opened his mouth, then closed it. Ben crossed the room to him, touching his cheek gently.

"Anyway, as far as I can figure, I think I'm falling in love with you," he said quietly. Jedi's eyes widened, and he pressed his lips to Ben's, gentler than he ever had. Ben kissed him back, eyelids fluttering shut against Jedi's cheek. After a few moments, Jedi pulled back, opened his mouth, and finally spoke ten words, ten words that mattered most.

"I am the most famous person on the Mornington peninsula."

Truly magical, and extremely sus.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 16, 2015, 04:04:28 PM
fucking hell. if thats you tony. then u are fucking wack as hell. fucking wack

cunt ? - homosexual tendencies ? with ben cousins? what?

dude? tony if thats u? then ? fuck you ? ask islam what they think of your fucking little short story ?

its easy to pick on jedi when he's all by himself.

but if islam back jedi. then tony's little fucking story aint so funny any more is it

and remember i am not muslim

i didn't ask for islam's help

they assisted jedi of their own violition

because if jedi has proved that magic is real=

then surely this could possible ? possible? maybe? not definite? maybe? prove the existence of God? or such powerful celestial creatures such as gods or wizards or creatures from other planets

surely if magic is real then = yes god or gods could be real? and so could creatures from other planets

so shut you fucking trap if thats you tony pretending to be poopnutsupreme = and get with the fucking program.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 17, 2015, 05:57:45 AM
HAH! that story is class, as riveting as it is arousing...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 17, 2015, 11:17:57 PM
no offense crew.

but THIS SHIT IS GETTING

DEPRESSING

i have a suggestion

the high class female hawk can go down on the even higher class female kelly slater

and real fucking men like jedi and cousins

who are fucking 5 times the man that fuckwits like tony and kelly are

will continue the positive work

while negative females like tony and kelly can enjoy giving each other oral

while they count their big piles of shit (sorry that big piles of money)

SUFFER HAWK AND KELLY


YOU HAVE LOST
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 17, 2015, 11:19:11 PM
you have lost
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 17, 2015, 11:20:00 PM
hate bantam randozzi grimcity

i am saying this 2 more times

kelly tony

you have lost
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on April 17, 2015, 11:20:27 PM
you have lost
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 17, 2015, 11:31:58 PM
i won
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on April 18, 2015, 01:33:41 AM
i won
We all won as soon as "chinese weed" posted that picture.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 18, 2015, 01:39:30 AM
i won
We all won as soon as "chinese weed" posted that picture.

Can't argue with that, that picture is going up on my bedroom wall.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on April 18, 2015, 04:32:45 AM
i won
We all won as soon as "chinese weed" posted that picture.

Can't argue with that, that picture is going up on my bedroom wall.
Hell yeah dogg!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on April 18, 2015, 08:58:01 AM
The story was pretty steamy, but can someone put that picture into braille. Can only feel to small bumps and that's it. What am I missing?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:39:17 PM
need i say fucking more
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:40:25 PM
WTF ?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:43:13 PM
maybe its because i obstructed/stole the olympic torch for the 1st time in history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6Qn8IwPf8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6Qn8IwPf8)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 01, 2015, 05:44:19 PM
He was in the edit I saw.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:45:39 PM
to be more specific = y wasnt train racer xxl series - excerpts

and skate menace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)

in vans propeller video
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:46:34 PM
then y didnt i get paid
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:47:37 PM
i wasnt told beforehand that i was in it

so i didnt bother watching it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: abudabi on May 01, 2015, 05:50:29 PM
your part is pretty tight jedi, i liked it.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 05:59:15 PM
ok so we've established that im in the vans video

and my part is tight

so point is - for the 1st time in my entire life - do i recieve a paycheck from skateboarding?

or is it just another

nick works for free

while everyone else gets paid = situation?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ttching! on May 01, 2015, 06:56:15 PM
Your check is in the mail Jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 01, 2015, 06:56:58 PM
ok so we've established that im in the vans video

and my part is tight

so point is - for the 1st time in my entire life - do i recieve a paycheck from skateboarding?

or is it just another

nick works for free

while everyone else gets paid = situation?

Hold on, might have got you mixed up with Grosso...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 01, 2015, 06:57:46 PM
Archibald Vans III should be sending you a check any day now.

Your part was good. I thought skating to audio from September 11th was a risky choice, but it worked really well. Definitely a classic skate video song.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: paraquat on May 01, 2015, 07:39:30 PM
gets paid = situation?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on May 01, 2015, 08:12:08 PM
Cooperate with the doctors jedi, you'll get out faster.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 01, 2015, 08:41:52 PM
Archibald Vans III should be sending you a check any day now.

Your part was good. I thought skating to audio from September 11th was a risky choice, but it worked really well. Definitely a classic skate video song.

Yeah worked out way better then I would imagine. I got to say Jedi, even though we've been feuding and you hated my story that I took a bunch of time to write, you did great.

PS:

I might or might not have something to do with your check missing.

EDIT:
There was a lot of talk at the premiere that your part might only be in the premiere edition they are showing and not the one they release for sale. Can't say for sure cause you never know but I'd definitely try contacting Vans to see what's going on.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 09:22:53 PM
interesting call eastenders. theyv already tried to pull the clozepine zombie drug again. but i refused. so no go there. hopefully they dont try and put me in a long term facility. hopefully. il try not to push them and push their buttons so they make that decision. but honestly =

i am in the right

and they are i the wrong

so fuck them if they place me in a long term facility

fuck them
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 01, 2015, 09:26:15 PM
its alright

because


since i am Vans best skater on their entire world team

the best vans skater in the world

maybe yal'll cann fucking keep
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 02, 2015, 12:19:42 AM
interesting call eastenders. theyv already tried to pull the clozepine zombie drug again. but i refused. so no go there. hopefully they dont try and put me in a long term facility. hopefully. il try not to push them and push their buttons so they make that decision. but honestly =

i am in the right

and they are i the wrong

so fuck them if they place me in a long term facility

fuck them

No, I love ya Jedi but your mental state was deteriorating.  Try other options if the clozapine doesn't work for you.  Hope you get it sorted boss
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 02, 2015, 04:53:28 AM
 suckers go to the psych ward, come on dude.  People get sucked into that pych ward system like flies to shit
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 02, 2015, 05:22:53 PM
and i am not FUCKING ENJOYING IT.

also hate grimcity randozzi bantam my apologies on the vans proppeller video rant = because jedi was not in it

i felt it was justified though

and im sorry to piss u off

from now on i will continue to post = strictly on the "Nick Jedi" - thread = ok guys
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 02, 2015, 10:50:55 PM
the sometimes seesawing (in 2 minds sometimes? - sometimes? maybe?) doctor seems set to discharge me either before this weekend or just after this weekend.

if im not free by then - then maybe? assume something has went wrong - maybe?

ive got em nuetralized though

= ive been empemplorary with my medication track record in the last 3 and a half years =

= never missed a fornightly injection for 3 and a half years ( ive been late for it about 6 times in the whole 3 and a half years = by a few days = thats it = exemplorary!!)

= never missed my oral tablets except in around november 2014 for a month = exemplorary

there is no justifiable reason i should not be discharged by this friday or next monday - no ifs or buts

i will keep you all posted
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 02, 2015, 11:35:56 PM
Wait they let you online in there? Damn dude good luck, hope you get out and get everything figured out soon. Also hope you get to see your part in the Vans video.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GeorgeHanson on May 03, 2015, 03:38:05 AM
Wait they let you online in there? Damn dude good luck, hope you get out and get everything figured out soon. Also hope you get to see your part in the Vans video.

I know you think you look hilarious doing all this shit but you're heading in Jedi's direction with your obsession with Jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 03, 2015, 04:02:20 AM
Wait they let you online in there? Damn dude good luck, hope you get out and get everything figured out soon. Also hope you get to see your part in the Vans video.

I know you think you look hilarious doing all this shit but you're heading in Jedi's direction with your obsession with Jedi.

You say that like it's an insult. Who doesn't want to be like Jedi? If it makes you feel any better I'll stay out of this thread for a bit, I do feel like I've posted way too much in here.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 03, 2015, 04:35:38 AM
the sometimes seesawing (in 2 minds sometimes? - sometimes? maybe?) doctor seems set to discharge me either before this weekend or just after this weekend.

if im not free by then - then maybe? assume something has went wrong - maybe?

ive got em nuetralized though

= ive been empemplorary with my medication track record in the last 3 and a half years =

= never missed a fornightly injection for 3 and a half years ( ive been late for it about 6 times in the whole 3 and a half years = by a few days = thats it = exemplorary!!)

= never missed my oral tablets except in around november 2014 for a month = exemplorary

there is no justifiable reason i should not be discharged by this friday or next monday - no ifs or buts

i will keep you all posted

What about all the weed and legal highs?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 03, 2015, 08:24:17 PM
whatever about legal synthetic cannabis highs and slightly illegal real cannabis highs

ive trialed synthetic cannabis for 9 months

and im over it

so im stopping it alltogether

and im also over smoking real cannabis

so im stopping smoking it

i might smoke a real cannabis ciggarrette once or twice every 6 months

but thats it

from now on im only smoking real ciggarrettes = and im stopping them before im 40 years old so i dont contract cancer or another related illness

thats it for nick on the legal highs and slightly illegal highs

oh and no more meth once or twice a year = or xtasy once or twice every 2 years also

peace and love crew

peace and love
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 03, 2015, 08:30:50 PM
put it this way 360 frip

im around 34 years old and im over it

put it this way

ive done fuck all hard drugs my whole life (but i have tried several of them on occasion)

and when i was 21 for about 4 months i was an alcoholic but apart from that ive only drunk alcohol on spare occasion

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO REAL CANNABIS = JUST LIKE CHRISTIAN HOSOI DID IN THE 1980's = I SMOKED MY WAY TO THE TOP

and now im over it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 03, 2015, 08:39:08 PM
Jedi needs a vacation. Like Jeezy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 04, 2015, 03:26:01 AM
Wow Jedi your in the psych ward? How long have you been in there, give us a low down on what ur daily life is like in there, how long have you been in there, stay off the weed and alcohol Jedi, there's millions of medication in the world some work on people some don't, if the stuff ur on makes u feel like a zombie, tell them and get something else that makes you feel better, good luck Jedi, let us know ur progress
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 05:20:36 AM
psychout ive been here for just over 2 weeks. fuck all their medications. i dont need them. ive always been adamant since december 2000 that ive never had a mental illness and i never fucking will. its all just another bullshit scam just like hawk hosoi slater scam and mtv holywood tv scam.

as to my daily life. they give me bullshit pills at 8 oclock in the morning just before breakfast time. then im allowed to go off the ward site 6 times a day for ciggarrette breaks which are restricted to 20 minutes each. im permitted in these breaks to go other places on the hospital grounds for a walk in the 20 minute breaks like the hospital cafeteria and a couple of the small parks. then lunch at 12 in the afternoon. i spend some time on the internet every couple of hours for 20 min or 30 min or so. then my mother visits me every second day at 4pm with some take out cuisine. every other day i have the eveing meal at 5. then i watch the news at 5pm or 6pm. sometimes a pass the day reading books (ie. they have a realy good NBA book from the 1990's, and some interesting fantasy wizard/warrior art books and some fantasy fiction novels). then i spend some time on the internet listening to youtube songs at night . then they give me more bullshit pills at 8pm at night . then i go to sleep in the next few hours. and wake up and do it all again the next day

as to the zombie drugs

i will personally call channel seven morning news kochie and sam armitage and channel 10 evening news stephen quartermaine and mike the weather man and put a stop to that if the lying dodgy doctors try and pull that zombie drug shit on me again

also if those lying dodgy doctors try and pull that zombie drug shit on me again i fully expect alot of you slapmagazine.com crew to make a full public outcry and protest against this absolute bullshit (the same goes for if they try and lock me up in a long term psych ward for 3 or 4 months)

do not take this shit slapmagazine.com crew

full protest if this happens

because i have done nothing wrong - i have committed no crime

they are abusing their juristriction as doctors and playing cruel games on me for their own twisted satisfaction

it is not like hosoi when he got caught with a pound and a half of crystal meth at hawaii airport - he committed a crime

i have done nothing wrong - i have committed no crime

i am being fucking set up by the psych doctors

so fuck em slapmagazine.com = i urge slapmagazine.com to fight back

fucking fight back

no ifs or buts
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 06:11:35 AM
DONT DELETE THIS BANTAM HATE RANDOZZI BECAUSE THIS IS HOT OFF THE PRESS

THATS RIGHT GEORGE LUCAS IS A SCAMMER AND SO IS DISNEY AND THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES ARE ALSO A SCAM

THEY ARE USING JEDI AS THE MUSE FOR THEIR MONEY MAKING SCAMS

AND JEDI RECIEVES NOT ONE CENT

but harrison ford is cool, he is, unless im mistaken

THATS RIGHT - THE "CLONE WARS" ANIMATED SERIES IS A SCAM USING JEDI AS THE MUSE TO SCAM ALL YOU PEOPLE OF YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY - AND THE MERCHANDISE IS A SCAM ALSO, AND THE GAMES FOR PLAYSTATION, XBOX AND PC ARE A SCAM ALSO

EPISODE 3 WAS A SCAM USING JEDI AS THE MUSE FOR MONEY MAKING SCAMS

SO FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS AND DISNEY = LIKE TONY HAWK = YOU CAN EAT ALL YOUR MONEY = WHICH IS FAIRLY FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU HAVE NO FOOD

BUT JEDI WILL STILL GO AND WATCH THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES AT THE CINEMA AND PAY FOR A TICKET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THATS BEEN SCAMMED
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 06:13:56 AM
HATE BANTAM ETC YOU CAN ADD THIS TO THE NICK JEDI THREAD

BUT I URGE YOU NOT TO

ITS HOT OFF THE PRESS

AND YES JEDI WILL GO WATCH THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES

AND PAY FOR MY TICKET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE THATS BEEN SCAMMED

JUST SO I CAN LAUGH AT THE OTHER JEDIZ IN THE NEW MOVIES

WHO ARE NO MATCH FOR NICK

THE JEDI MASTER

GEORGE LUCAS AND DISNEY

YOU SCAMMING FUCKS
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GeorgeHanson on May 04, 2015, 06:14:23 AM
You are my muse also.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 06:16:00 AM
GEE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY george hanson

youve got me stumped there
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 06:26:31 AM
list of bullshit george lucas disney using jedi as the muse scams that i can recall offhand

- episode 3 movies and games and merchandise

- all the clone wars computer animated series and games and merchandise

- all the clones was cartoon series and games and merchandise

- force unleashed 1 and 2 games (THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOKS JUST LIKE ME - INFACT AN EXACT REPLICA OF MY PROFILE)

- star wars kinect game

- star wars 4014 (or star wars 2040 or star wars 4045 or whatever the name was where you play a bounty hunter)

- the new star wars movies

- and the fucking rest
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 04, 2015, 06:50:09 AM
How come Star Wars was made in 1977 and Jedi is only 34 years old?

Were they using pre-cogs?

Also, if you were going to make love to one of the Star Wars cast (non-human) which would it be?

Dip it in Hoth Wampa or stick it in Wicket?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: busey on May 04, 2015, 06:52:38 AM
darth vader in the streets, salicious b crumb in the sheets

Salacious Crumb LAUGHING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Y6YfDBmh8#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 04, 2015, 09:06:55 AM
May the 4th be with you jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 02:06:25 PM
i know i know tobey
may the 4th be with you too

and the 4th of july too crew
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: captainfalcon69 on May 04, 2015, 03:23:17 PM
thanks jedi, but i was hanging out with tony hawk's son recently, riley hawk. we are pretty good friends and sometimes skate together. This time he seemed a bit off, so i inquired what was wrong. He said his dad has been tripping recently over this dude jedi who has been screwing him over for the past 10 years or so. Have you been lying to us this whole time Jedi? are you trying to steal the Hawk fortune?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 04, 2015, 03:55:45 PM
captain falcon69

i am not going through this all over again

everyone already knows the facts

tony is the rip off so is kelly slater and hosoi

im not going through this again

no offense

its already been explained

upmteenth times x 100 x 1000 times

no offense
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nath. on May 04, 2015, 08:03:20 PM
Jedi, are you in frankston psychward? i was up there 2 weeks ago, in the hospital, i would of came and visited you buddy. lets go filming when your back feeling yourself

word out Jedi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIo3sPcHA08 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIo3sPcHA08#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on May 04, 2015, 08:18:19 PM
Damn Jedi, I hope it all works out for you in there and they let you out soon.

We need some new train racing footage!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 05, 2015, 03:00:36 AM
BANTAM RANDOZZI GRIMCITY HATE PLEASE ADD THIS TO THE NICK JEDI THREAD

THE QUEEN IS A LIAR WHO KNEW ABOUT NICK JEDI SINCE DECEMBER YEAR 2000 AND LIED TO PROTECT HER MONEY

THE MAIN MEMBERS OF THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY HAS KNOWN ABOUT NICK JEDI SINCE THE YEAR 2000 DECEMBER

NICK JEDI HAS OUTSMARTED THE QUEENS SPYMASTER SINCE EASTER YEAR 2009
( BUT IN WONT PUSH IT - THE SPYMASTER HAS A CLUE BUT HOWEVER THE SPYMASTER WASNT QUITE AS SHARP AS I ONCE THOUGHT)

BUT FULL RESPECT TO THE QUEENS SPYMASTER IN WORLD WAR 2 (NOT ONLY DID HE KEEP THE QUEEN ALIVE = HE HELPED WIN THE WAR � - UNLIKE HITLERS CHIEF OF INTELLIGENCE WHO OBVIOUSLY WENT DOWN AND FAILED TO KEEP HITLER ALIVE)

BUT REGARDLESS

NICK JEDI HAS REDUCED THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY AND THE QUEEN TO A BUNCH OF SIMPLE RICH DRUG ADDICTS AND ALCOHOLICS

BUT I ADMIT ZARA PHILLIPS IMPRESSED ME SOMEWHAT WHEN SHE WON SILVER IN THE EQUESTRAIN AT THE LONDON OLYMPICS

REMEMBER JEDI HAS A PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH THE OLYMPICS - HE OBSTRUCTED/STOLE THE OLYPMIC TORCH IN SYNDEY 2000 OLYMPICS FOR THE 1ST TIME IN HISTORY IN FRANKSTON AFTER IT RAN THROUGH MORNINGTON ON THAT LEG OF THE TORCH RELAY - AND THIS STARTED OFF A NATIONWIDE TREND OF OBSTRUCTING THE TORCH ALL OVER AUSTRALIA AND THEN IT CONTINUED INTERNATIONALY IN ATHENS 2004 AND BEIJING 2008 AND LONDON 2012 AND WILL CONTINUE IN RIO 2016

SO GO ZARA

BUT AS TO THE REST OF THE ROYAL FAMILY - SORRY NO GO

YOU HAVE NO REAL POWER NOW THAT NICK JEDI AND HIS LEGIONS OF FANS HAVE THE MAJORITY

YOU ARE MAINLY NOW JUST FIGUREHEADS WITH PILES OF USELESS MONEY JUST LIKE TONY HAWK AND KELLY SLATER AND SNOOP DOGG

ESPECIALLY WITH PRINCE HARRY RUNNING AROUND WITH NAKED WOMEN IN VEGAS LIKE A SKYLARK WHICH DEFINITELY EARNS MY DISAPROVAL - YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A ROLE MODEL FOR CHILDREN ALL AROUND THE WORLD - NOT A NAKED RUNNING AROUND IN LAS VEGAS PANZY SURROUNDED BY NAKED WOMEN

ENOUGH SAID
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 05, 2015, 03:20:05 AM
This will be the final time I bug you on your threads for awhile Jedi but what happened during December 2000 where all these people turned on you? I know the specific instances on what they did when they turned on you but what triggered it? I feel like learning what happened that month will reveal everything behind all this.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 05, 2015, 05:12:11 AM
once again fuckwit ill explain what happened

i gave magic powers and telpathy to the whole world in december year 2000

except for hardcore skaters, bmxers, surfers, snowboarders, rollerbladers, trapeze without the net, jackie chan stunt experts (but not the fighting side of things - just the stunts like parkour) and ninjas, etc etc = who already had magic powers and telepathy

so fuck up dickhead
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Mouth on May 05, 2015, 07:04:08 AM
Wow.

These threads are even worse when you click on them.

Time for your meds.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nowell on May 05, 2015, 07:24:40 AM
Jedi serious question- who would win in a fight- You or Jesus ?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: happenstance on May 05, 2015, 07:33:34 AM
BANTAM RANDOZZI GRIMCITY HATE PLEASE ADD THIS TO THE NICK JEDI THREAD
Rather than create more work for the mods (who are unpaid) by starting new threads, why don't you just add new comments to your thread?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 05, 2015, 07:39:49 AM
Just out of curiousity jedi,

What medications are you on?

And why are you in a psychward? What have you been diagnosed with?

All the best jedi, I wish ya well
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 05, 2015, 11:26:58 PM
bantam randozzi please add this to the nick jedi thread

the docs have gone total lie mode - and so have alot of the nurses

i complied with the docs wishes - strictly

but they still lied

and no discharge anytime soon

BECAUSE THE DOCTORS AND SOME NURSES ARE JEALOUS OF ME BEING ON TV AND THEY WILL NEVER BE ON TV

AND THEY ARE ALSO JELOUS OF ALL MY GIRLS FANS -
EVEN THOUGH I NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF THEM � = WHICH TWEAKS THEM EVEN MORE

and today = THE DOCS EVEN TRIED TO TELL ME THAT I AM NOT A CELEBRITY =

AND I TOLD THEM STRAIGHT BACK = BULLSHIT = IF I AM ON TV � = THEN OF COURSE I AM A CELEBRITY = YOU DICKHEADS

BUT THEY JUST IGNORED ME

AND NOW I AM JUST IDLY SITTING BACK WAITING FOR THOSE DICKHEADS TO MAKE ANOTHER STUPID DECISION LIKE =

PLACE ME IN A LONG TERM FACILITY FOR 3 TO 4 MONTHS

WHEN I HAVE DONE NOTHING FUCKING WRONG

I HAVE COMMITTED NO CRIME

UNLIKE HOSOI WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT WITH A POUND AND HALF OF CRYSTAL METH AT HAWAII AIRPORT IN 2000 DECEMBER?

SO FUCK THEM - I HAVE COMMITTED NO CRIME

HOW CAN THEY LOCK ME UP FOR NO REASON

AND IF THEY ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO LOCK ME UP IN LONG TERM PSYCH WARD =

I AM UNCERTAIN WHETHER ISLAM WILL RETALIATE FOR ME - EVEN IF I DONT ASK THEM TO

REPEAT = I AM UNCERTAIN WHETHER ISLAM WILL RETALIATE FOR ME

REPEAT = UNCERTAIN

AS SOON AS I STEP THROUGH THE LONG TERM PSYCH WARD DOOR AND THE DOORS CLOSE BEHIND ME

I AM UNCERTAIN

REPEAT UNCERTAIN

BUT WHAT I AM CERTAIN OF IS THAT I WENT TO THE PHONE BOX TODAY AND CONTACTED CHANNEL 10 NEWS WITH THIS STORY

INCLUDING THE STORY THAT THE DOCS ARE TRYING TO GET ME ONTO ZOMBIE CLOZEPINE DRUGS AND RUIN MY CAREER NOW THAT I AM THE NO.1 SKATER IN MELBOURNE AND ONE OF AUSTRALIAS BEST SKATERS AND NOW I AM IN THE USA AND CANADA SKATE SCENE BUT HAVE NOT BEEN ON TV YET IN USA OR CANADA

AND CHANNEL 10 SAID THEY MIGHT BE INTERESTED - MAYBE?

AND IF THEYR NOT = THEN ILL TRY CHANNEL 7 NEWS (WHICH I APPEARED ON IN 2013) AND CHANNEL 9 NEWS







BUT AS FOR YOU CREW ALL OVER USA CANADA AUSTRALIA AND OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD

IF YOU WANT TO PROTEST OR RIOT TO PROTEST OVER JEDIZ FREEDOM FROM PSYCH WARD AND EXEMPTION FROM ZOMBIE PSYCH DRUGS

THEN BE MY FUCKING GUEST

AND ONE MORE TIME = FUCK YOU HAWK SLATER HOSOI

FUCK YOU

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on May 06, 2015, 01:52:02 AM
TONY HAWK IS ILLUMINATI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emq96eLQeI4#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tura on May 06, 2015, 01:59:47 AM
Did you try turning it off and on again?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 02:11:42 AM
tura i have no idea what you are talking about. its obviously gibbersish = which doesnt surprise me

and chinese weed = nice joke = but that joke is not going to get you on tv = is it

and this whole fucking predicament might mean that i get on tv again = so suck on that chinese weed

AND POINT IS CREW = I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE ON TV AGAIN IN AUSTRALIA = SO WHILE ILL STILL GO ON TV TO FUCK THE PSYCH WARD AND PSYCH WARD DOCTORS OFF - HOPEFULLY FOR GOOD

POINT IS = I DONT EVEN WANT TO GO ON TV AGAIN IN AUSTRALIA

BUT IF I DO GO ON TV AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT CHINESE WEED - THEN SUCK ON THAT - ID LIKE TO SEE YOU GET ON TV CHINESE WEED - YOU SLIME
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 06, 2015, 02:59:23 AM
On a more serious note, would you long dick a Jawa? Must feel pretty good, right? Those little glowing eyes...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 04:06:48 AM
ive thought about it and =

FUCK IT CREW

IF YOU WANT

JUST PROTEST OR RIOT

IF YOU WANT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 05:00:59 AM
ive given it more thought

and

PEOPLE I DONT WANT ANOTHER SCENARIO LIKE THE MARTIN PLACE SYDNEY ISLAM TERROR SHOOTING ATTACK

AND I DONT WANT ANOTHER JE SU CHARLIE SHOOTING

BECAUSE OF STUPID PSYCH WARD DOCTORS AND NURSES JEALOUS GRUDGES AGAINST NICK JEDI

I DONT WANT ANOTHER MARTIN PLACE OR JE SU CHARLIE

NOT AT ALL




SO




TO PREVENT THIS

MAYBE? MABYE?

IF YOU WANT

PROTEST OR RIOT FOR NICK JEDIZ FREEDOM FROM PSYCH WARD AND NO ZOMBIE PSYCH DRUGS

YOU DONT HAVE TO

BUT IF YOU WANT - YOU CAN
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 05:21:19 AM
fuck the psych ward doctors and nurses

FUCK THEM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMM
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 06, 2015, 09:54:24 AM
I am super surprised they let you go on the internet in there
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 03:10:10 PM
fenzadill i believe that i am still allowed internet access =

because i have committed no real crime =

and the psych ward docs and nurses have nothing hard on me

its just a case of jealous grudge

nick jedi will battle

a million have lost to him last time

lets see if docs with their millions will lose this time
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: LifeHammered on May 06, 2015, 03:44:17 PM
This will be the final time I bug you on your threads for awhile Jedi but what happened during December 2000 where all these people turned on you? I know the specific instances on what they did when they turned on you but what triggered it? I feel like learning what happened that month will reveal everything behind all this.
I remember originally being mystified by Jedi and his Facebook was linked way back when and I lost a couple hours of my day to his timeline and you could see the decline and his friends falling off due to certain things if I remember right. It's a scary place, but hell if you find it post it.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 07:38:29 PM
life hammered since you brought up my facebook

i thought i might mention something interesting from its excerpts - i still post on facebook - but rarely

= from my facebook back in january/february 2014 = do you remember when i proved that magic is real on both a =

= combination of = a slap thread/article and = 20 or 30 so facebook timeline posts

now correct me if im wrong

but thats = the shit people

THE SHIT PEOPLE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 06, 2015, 07:41:44 PM
Not feeling the Jawas, huh?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 08:35:00 PM
ALSO CREW - IF YOU DONT HEAR FROM ME FOR A WEEK OR 2 ON SLAP

THEN ASSUME THAT I HAVE BEEN LOCKED AWAY

AND AS I SAID

RIOT IF YOU WANT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 06, 2015, 08:35:47 PM
RIOT OR PROTEST IF YOU WANT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 06, 2015, 11:14:10 PM
i told you months before to stop smokin that synthetic weed, man.  that shit will cook your brain, and it's addictive.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 07, 2015, 01:31:55 AM
bantam randozzi hate please add this to the nick jedi thread

CHECK OUT TONYS LIES THIS TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wv-SppeJCs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wv-SppeJCs)

and still fuck the psych ward docs and some of the nurses

and still fuck hawk slater hosoi greed and lies

AND TMZ IS FULL OF SHIT

NICK JEDI AND 1980'S HOSOI = DESTROY DORK HAWK AND RUN AND HIDEY RILEY
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 07, 2015, 01:33:06 AM
tony y dont you just

GO ON FUCKING YOUTUBE AND ADMIT THAT YOU SCAMMED NICK JEDI SINCE DECEMBER YEAR 2000

YOU LYING BITCH
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Filip on May 07, 2015, 01:34:39 AM
Haha This is brilliant.

TONY YOU LYING BITCH.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on May 07, 2015, 02:33:03 AM
TONY YOU LYING BITCH.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on May 07, 2015, 03:23:48 AM
TONY YOU LYING BITCH.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 07, 2015, 07:04:07 AM
I've been trying to riot but being blind is making it tough.

I may have smashed a window but... No Muslims are out though?!? Just me. :'(
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 07, 2015, 11:18:39 PM
ill make it clearer

TONY IS ONE OF THE WORST LYING BITCHES
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 08, 2015, 12:21:54 AM
ill make it clearer

TONY IS ONE OF THE WORST LYING BITCHES


NICK JEDI HAD WAY MORE FUCKING AIR THAN JORDAN
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 08, 2015, 05:00:56 AM
Jedi do you have a phone or camera? Take some pics of yourself in the psych ward, so we can see you in there, so we can see what there doing to you so we can protest your freedom, see if ur computer has a camera even, take some psych ward selfies


FREE NICK THE JEDI

FUCK HAWK, first he fucks over Tas Pappas the he fucks Nick the Jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on May 08, 2015, 05:17:28 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaIOK1RQdjA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaIOK1RQdjA#)


know'm'sayn?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 08, 2015, 07:29:09 AM
Jedi on Isis
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on May 08, 2015, 10:12:58 AM
Jedi on Isis


does that mean that isis owes jedi some money?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 08, 2015, 05:31:08 PM
pshychout there are no cameras allowed in the psychward. but you can have your phone for an hour then it must be locked back away - so there is little chance to upload a photo. so no photos sorry

and no super otaku = nick jedi = is not on isis = and for the record = i didnt say that isis back jedi = i said that islam back jedi

= and jedi didnt ask islam to back jedi = islam did it from their own accord

and no oldmanepic = isis definitely dont owe jedi money = definitely not

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 08, 2015, 08:38:51 PM
Holy fuck jedi

Go hug your mom, eat some good food, skate and have fun...

Stay off the fuckin internet
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 08, 2015, 09:21:29 PM
ill make it clearer

TONY IS ONE OF THE WORST LYING BITCHES

Yeah but who is the worst lying bitch
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on May 08, 2015, 09:39:57 PM
Physc ward is fucking retarded for not noticing all this shit and restricting him from slap. Having a bunch of internet strangers who think fucking with someone by enforcing their psychotic beliefs aint doing him any good.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 08, 2015, 09:42:05 PM
pshychout there are no cameras allowed in the psychward. but you can have your phone for an hour then it must be locked back away - so there is little chance to upload a photo. so no photos sorry

and no super otaku = nick jedi = is not on isis = and for the record = i didnt say that isis back jedi = i said that islam back jedi

= and jedi didnt ask islam to back jedi = islam did it from their own accord

and no oldmanepic = isis definitely dont owe jedi money = definitely not



damn that sucks, always wanted to know what it looks iike

why dont you refuse to eat your medication if it makes you feel like a zombie? do they hold your mouth open and force it down? prob not
but the medication will work Jedi, if it doesnt try another, you might not think you have a mental illness, but some medications cant help balance things out for your and make you feel good and healthy, stay away from drugs, eat healthy, exercise and be good to your mother, one day when your clean you might look back and thing fuck....or maybe not, but just live a healthy life Jedi, then you wont need to be in a psych ward

how does islam back you Jedi? wheres the proof

when are you gonna land this fence ollie Jedi? you have been saying it for years, we want the fence ollie, slap will go in protest for the fence ollie, man if you had landed it by now it would of been in the Vans video, but you havent, Slap fans are abit let down Nick
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 08, 2015, 11:42:10 PM
Someone take this mans phone. Let him keep the lightsaber though.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ice nine on May 08, 2015, 11:50:29 PM
Physc ward is fucking retarded for not noticing all this shit and restricting him from slap. Having a bunch of internet strangers who think fucking with someone by enforcing their psychotic beliefs aint doing him any good.
yes but u lied about something as stupid as having the 'i wanna be a baker' dvd so u are not in a position of moral superiority.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 09, 2015, 12:03:32 AM
ok il give my repsonses in order.

shit for brains- the worst lying bitch is george lucas as far as im concerned = but hawk slater hosoi are nearly tied for worst

eastenders - bad luck - ive commited no crime - so im allowed internet access - like ive already stated

psychout - ive already told you - i am clean - no cannabis or synthetic cannabis - and ive refused the zombie drugs repeatedly - and ive never had a mental illness in my whole life - ben cousins backs me - so should you psychout

rafiki - y cant i have my phone - back off please - but thanks for saying i should keep my lightsbaber

and ice nine - word out for the props - keep them coming

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on May 09, 2015, 01:58:10 AM
If a tree falls in the woods and it makes money, does it owe it to Jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 09, 2015, 11:21:29 AM
Physc ward is fucking retarded for not noticing all this shit and restricting him from slap. Having a bunch of internet strangers who think fucking with someone by enforcing their psychotic beliefs aint doing him any good.
yes but u lied about something as stupid as having the 'i wanna be a baker' dvd so u are not in a position of moral superiority.

Oh yeah that's right, fuck you for that dick tease eastenders
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 09, 2015, 07:56:21 PM
deny it all you want sanka

i think you keep commenting just to get another comment out of me to re explain what iive already cleary explained

its called drawing me out to comment on things that ive already explained just so you can keep me commenting

ill beat you every time sanka coffe

every time
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: abudabi on May 09, 2015, 08:09:49 PM
what did george lucas do? arent you glad he made star wars? im glad he made star wars.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on May 09, 2015, 08:37:28 PM
jedi made star wars.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 09, 2015, 08:45:20 PM
jedi made star wars.

Lucas used Jedi as a muse to make Star Wars, nearly a decade before his birth and two decades before he out jumped Jordan, invented Parkour and discovered magic.

Do you know nothing?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on May 09, 2015, 10:06:02 PM
Jedi what did you think about Space Balls?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 09, 2015, 10:43:24 PM
enough of this bullshit.

im not replying to any more of this gibberish

NEW NEWS = TODAY MARKS THE OFFICIAL ONE MONTH DAY THAT I HAVE BEEN IN PSYCH WARD
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on May 09, 2015, 10:50:58 PM
happy mothers day jedi, stay in there.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 09, 2015, 10:56:26 PM
happy mothers day jedi, stay in there.

ahaha fuck, i lost it at that comment
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 10, 2015, 12:28:33 AM
im just going to ignore your criticism

bantam randozzi hate grimcity - let them hate

ill just ignore it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 10, 2015, 05:43:28 AM
enough of this bullshit

im not replying to any more of this gibberish

I totally agree.

Seriously though, Sy Snootles looked like she could suck some mean dick. Would you let her slurp?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 10, 2015, 09:25:44 AM
enough of this bullshit

im not replying to any more of this gibberish

I totally agree.

Seriously though, Sy Snootles looked like she could suck some mean dick. Would you let her slurp?

musician girls r high maintenance tho
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 10, 2015, 10:59:29 AM
The NSA used jedi as a muse. Now edward snowden says australian citizens are constantly being watched by the government.

Fuck snowden

Jedi, watch for isis weapons to be dropped for you soon by the US or UN. They are fighting for your release. They need new patsies for another terror event.

I know this because since i too have magical powers, alex jones has sold me some super ultra male supplemements.

Do not visit infowars. I repeat do not visit infowars. Only if you want to.

There is a war on for your mind jedi, deny the synthetic weed, its full of GMOs.

And for gods sake, avoid fluoride.

Prost a beer in your name jedi, aka the fuckin hologram
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 10, 2015, 04:27:47 PM
fools like i said

im ignoring all these comments

just like i told randozzi grimcity hate bantam that i would

im just ignoring them

im not biting back

anyway

NEW NEWS = APPARENTLY IM RECIEVING DAY LEAVE TODAY TO GO HOME WITH MY MOTHER

AND I RECIEVE LEAVE TO GO HOME ON TUESDAY ASWELL

WITH IS "APPARENTLY" A PRE REQUISITE TO DISCHARGE - WHICH WILL APPARENTLY HAPPEN THIS THURSDAY OR FRIDAY

BUUUUUUUT IVE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

AND NOTHING IS CERTAIN WITH THESE CLOWN PUBLIC SYSTEM PSYCH DOCTORS

NOTHING IS CERTAIN

SO WE'LL SEE IF IM DISCHARGED ON THURSDAY = OR NOT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 10, 2015, 04:57:23 PM
fools like i said

im ignoring all these comments

just like i told randozzi grimcity hate bantam that i would

im just ignoring them

im not biting back

anyway

NEW NEWS = APPARENTLY IM RECIEVING DAY LEAVE TODAY TO GO HOME WITH MY MOTHER

AND I RECIEVE LEAVE TO GO HOME ON TUESDAY ASWELL

WITH IS "APPARENTLY" A PRE REQUISITE TO DISCHARGE - WHICH WILL APPARENTLY HAPPEN THIS THURSDAY OR FRIDAY

BUUUUUUUT IVE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

AND NOTHING IS CERTAIN WITH THESE CLOWN PUBLIC SYSTEM PSYCH DOCTORS

NOTHING IS CERTAIN

SO WE'LL SEE IF IM DISCHARGED ON THURSDAY = OR NOT

You're so gay you fell in a barrel of tits and came out sucking your thumb.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 10, 2015, 07:58:36 PM
grimcity randozzi etc .

once again ill ignore these useless hate attacks

and not bite back

ok guys?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: abudabi on May 10, 2015, 08:31:07 PM
jedi this isnt a diss or anything, why dont you like george lucas?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 10, 2015, 09:47:14 PM
list of bullshit george lucas disney using jedi as the muse scams that i can recall offhand

- episode 3 movies and games and merchandise

- all the clone wars computer animated series and games and merchandise

- all the clones wars cartoon series and games and merchandise

- force unleashed 1 and 2 games (THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOKS JUST LIKE ME - INFACT AN EXACT REPLICA OF MY PROFILE)

- star wars kinect game

- star wars 4014 (or star wars 2040 or star wars 4045 or whatever the name was where you play a bounty hunter)

- the new star wars movies

- and the fucking rest

and i wasnt paid a single dollar for it

need i say more abudabi

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: abudabi on May 10, 2015, 10:19:28 PM
word, and he tried to pull that bullshit with Greedo shooting first. fuck em.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: KING TUT on May 11, 2015, 12:06:57 AM
yo jedi whats good?

mothers day yesterday so treat your mom well, it prob hasn't been easy on her having you in the psych ward as well.

peace
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 11, 2015, 12:47:07 AM
at home on leave at the moment

the doctor has made another decision

i recieve leave on tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, monday, tuesday

and if all these leave sessions go well then ill be discharged next thursday or friday

if all goes well with leave

sounds like just another 5 weeks or so in the psych ward - against my will
nothing new to me

pity i could care less because i am

the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest

so the psych ward docs can keep

im better than their games
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 11, 2015, 04:00:16 AM
If the dos ever read this your never getting out jedi.

Best of luck to you
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on May 11, 2015, 06:56:05 AM

ill beat you every time sanka coffe

every time

Jedi: 1
me: 0
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 11, 2015, 07:02:09 AM
If the do�s ever read this your never getting out jedi.

Best of luck to you
Surely they must know of his legend status?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 11, 2015, 03:20:43 PM
Jedi we're hoping you're OK.

#praying4jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 11, 2015, 03:22:49 PM
I can read your thoughts, Nick. Do it.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 11, 2015, 06:24:29 PM
thanks for all the support guys

i really hope i get out of psych ward next week

its quite negative vibe
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 11, 2015, 10:26:40 PM
at home on leave at the moment

the doctor has made another decision

i recieve leave on tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, monday, tuesday

and if all these leave sessions go well then ill be discharged next thursday or friday

if all goes well with leave

sounds like just another 5 weeks or so in the psych ward - against my will
nothing new to me

pity i could care less because i am

the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest

so the psych ward docs can keep

im better than their games

why cant you just skate for fun? why do you have to be the number 1 person at everything man? you havent even won a single skate comp your life, you havent landed the fence jump, you havent landed or done shit, skating dogs on youtube are more famous then you, you have been sniffing your butthole for too long of a time Jedi, no one owes you money get a fucking job like everyone else in this world, get a girlfriend, get a car, be good to your mother and live your life, your in your mid 30's and your wasting your life, its plain sad, you have mental illness Jedi it sucks, just accept it, get help with it, so you can actually live a life, i feel for your mother having too look after a man in his 30's that thinks magics real carrys lightsabers around and wears ski googles on his head and think people owe him money. mental illness is a sad thing but there is help dude you just need to accept you have a illness, its not just one doctor saying you have it Jedi, its everyone except for your self that believe's you have a illness, life will look up Jedi you just need to accept it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: BRIX SKWIKZ on May 11, 2015, 11:27:31 PM
maybe they will lock you out sooner if you stop refereing to yourself in the third person
thats creepy man
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 11, 2015, 11:41:34 PM
+1 for psychout
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 11, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
hey bantam randozzi hate grimcity

check the hate

and more hate

ill just ignore again
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 12, 2015, 12:31:30 AM
I just want you to keep reading this so maybe one day it'll stick.

why cant you just skate for fun? why do you have to be the number 1 person at everything man? you havent even won a single skate comp your life, you havent landed the fence jump, you havent landed or done shit, skating dogs on youtube are more famous then you, you have been sniffing your butthole for too long of a time Jedi, no one owes you money get a fucking job like everyone else in this world, get a girlfriend, get a car, be good to your mother and live your life, your in your mid 30's and your wasting your life, its plain sad, you have mental illness Jedi it sucks, just accept it, get help with it, so you can actually live a life, i feel for your mother having too look after a man in his 30's that thinks magics real carrys lightsabers around and wears ski googles on his head and think people owe him money. mental illness is a sad thing but there is help dude you just need to accept you have a illness, its not just one doctor saying you have it Jedi, its everyone except for your self that believe's you have a illness, life will look up Jedi you just need to accept it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 12, 2015, 01:29:14 AM
hey bantam randozzi hate grimcity

check the hate

and more hate

ill just ignore again

There's no hate Jedi, people are just trying to give you advice and help you, I hope one day you look back on all this and think man I was so fucked up back then, but you won't unless you accept you have a illness and take it serious, your only going to keep going back to the psych ward, until you actually accept your illness and take getting better more seriously, your just going to keep going down hill more and more
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 12, 2015, 01:44:16 AM
bantam randozzi grimcity randozzi

they keep hating

il keep ignoring

ok guys

hope you appreciate it. there's no need to bite back and bicker and argue back and forth guys :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on May 12, 2015, 03:21:10 AM
this thread in video form

Key & Peele - Fronthand Backhand (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGAMbNKcN1U&list=PL83DDC2327BEB616D&index=8#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 12, 2015, 03:40:19 AM
Is this SLAP's first intervention?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on May 12, 2015, 04:38:46 AM
I seriously can't tell anymore if this is next level trolling or not. 10/10 thread
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 12, 2015, 08:57:31 AM
Some of the dudes on here are pulling for you Jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Kolostrum on May 12, 2015, 01:51:14 PM
I liked this dude better when he was shitting on the Boston scene/skaters.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 12, 2015, 07:13:34 PM
thanks again for the words of encouragement "gay"

and to the haters

im just going to keep ignoring you

randozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 13, 2015, 01:04:09 AM
thanks again for the words of encouragement "gay"

and to the haters

im just going to keep ignoring you

randozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all

Instead of saying your ignoring people how about don't reply saying you are, all your doing is wanting to bump this thread up because your a attention whore that writes down in your stupid Jedi diary how many views your threads/videos/articles get look at, to feed your stupid being famous ego, step away from the computor for awhile, your not even semi famous
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 13, 2015, 01:07:42 AM
I feel bad saying that shit to someone with a mental illness but man, just give up the internet for awhile, it's not even real it's a computor and your living your life in it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poor alice on May 13, 2015, 08:08:53 AM
Jedi how old are you, if you don't mind my asking?
I've read nearly this entire thread and watched your youtube interview with yourself and I'm still trying to understand you.
Mental Illness is not to be laughed at at ALL, but I still can't tell if you're being serious with everything.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ice nine on May 13, 2015, 09:51:22 AM
i honestly dont get how people think he is trolling or joking? can someone explain this thought process?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 13, 2015, 09:54:01 AM
i honestly dont get how people think he is trolling or joking? can someone explain this thought process?

People don't really understand mental illness
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chockfullofthat on May 13, 2015, 11:34:58 AM
i honestly dont get how people think he is trolling or joking? can someone explain this thought process?

People don't really understand mental illness
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on May 13, 2015, 01:42:37 PM
randozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all


isnt that the whole point of this site?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on May 13, 2015, 01:48:46 PM
there's a time to fuck and a time to crave
but jedi sleeps in lee harvey's grave!
there's a time for drugs and a time to be sane
but jedi makes love to marilyn's remains!
just playin guy, i'm not hating. if you ever make it to the states maybe we can surf the butthole together?
Butthole Surfers - The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLX4TKO1fy8&ab_channel=MegaLamka#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 13, 2015, 03:24:58 PM
randozzi bantam hate grimcity - i know you dont need pointless bickering on your website - it serves no purpose at all


isnt that the whole point of this site?

Some of us bicker pointedly.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 13, 2015, 04:15:55 PM
thats right

"gay"

some of us bick pointedly not pointlessly and stupidly just to spin hater gibberish
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 13, 2015, 05:07:34 PM
thats right

"gay"

some of us bick pointedly not pointlessly and stupidly just to spin hater gibberish

You got that right jedi. Hope you're doing OK man. I think a lot of us here are concerned for you.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 13, 2015, 08:54:00 PM
"Gay"

Thanks again for the words of encouragement

my discharge still looks set for next week around thursday - fingers crossed - assuming my leave to go home with my mother over the next week goes all well

however

another problem has just occurred

i have contracted a small cold and a chest infection over the last 2 days and 2 nights ago i woke up at 4am in the morning with my windpiipe closed up and i couldnt breath. i was about to die from suffocation but i quickly realized to breath through my nose - which saved my life. the whole ordeal was very traumatising. my roomate (another guy who is 33 years old) suggested i drink hot water before i went back to sleep . this worked, and i didnt suffocate again that night.

the next day (yesterday) i consulted with the other patients and i realized it was a combination of my minor cold/chest infection and the heating system - which is turned up very high at night because its nearly winter here in victoria australia (and winter is quite cold compared with tropical queensland). i am not used to sleeping in such heat. it suffocates me. i tried to drink hot water that night before i went to sleep but i started beggining to have closed airways before i even went to sleep. so i took my blanket and went out and slept in the couch in the lounge room. my breathing was still slightly difficult but i surived the night.

the next morning - today - i once again consulted with the other patients and we realized that my tablet medication could also be a factor - it gives you a dry throat

so i went to the nurses and doctors. and asked for simple cough medicine but they said the doctor had to prescribe it, which is is bullshit "i told them ill just take some cough medicine at home today with my mother". and the doctor said theyll examine my chest - bbbuuuuttt the nurse said later that the medical officer called in sick today so ill have to see him tomorrow.

total bullshit

all because the heating system is turned up too high at night

total bullshit

i asked them to turn it down a few notches. but they said no

i am now too afraid to sleep in my room(for the next couple of nights at least), because i will probably suffocate

gotta love being forced to stay at the psych ward against my will (sarcasm)

and once again hawk slater hoesoi kiss my ass and fuck you

if you paid me my money - id be outta here it 2 fucking seconds, and id never go back
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 13, 2015, 09:03:50 PM
so its a combination of factors.

- heating system up too high at night and the air in my room is congested which suffocates me

- small cold / chest infection that i have contracted over the last 2 days

- tablet medication which gives me a dry throat

- not permitted to open the window in my room to allow fresh air in


so i am forced for the next few nights at least to sleep on the couch in the lounge room which is in a more larger area and open area whereas my room is smaller and more confined

because if i sleep in my room tonight - i could possibly suffocate and possibly die

fuck you hawk slater hosoi

fucking rats
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 13, 2015, 10:41:21 PM
"Gay"

Thanks again for the words of encouragement

my discharge still looks set for next week around thursday - fingers crossed - assuming my leave to go home with my mother over the next week goes all well

however

another problem has just occurred

i have contracted a small cold and a chest infection over the last 2 days and 2 nights ago i woke up at 4am in the morning with my windpiipe closed up and i couldnt breath. i was about to die from suffocation but i quickly realized to breath through my nose - which saved my life. the whole ordeal was very traumatising. my roomate (another guy who is 33 years old) suggested i drink hot water before i went back to sleep . this worked, and i didnt suffocate again that night.

the next day (yesterday) i consulted with the other patients and i realized it was a combination of my minor cold/chest infection and the heating system - which is turned up very high at night because its nearly winter here in victoria australia (and winter is quite cold compared with tropical queensland). i am not used to sleeping in such heat. it suffocates me. i tried to drink hot water that night before i went to sleep but i started beggining to have closed airways before i even went to sleep. so i took my blanket and went out and slept in the couch in the lounge room. my breathing was still slightly difficult but i surived the night.

the next morning - today - i once again consulted with the other patients and we realized that my tablet medication could also be a factor - it gives you a dry throat

so i went to the nurses and doctors. and asked for simple cough medicine but they said the doctor had to prescribe it, which is is bullshit "i told them ill just take some cough medicine at home today with my mother". and the doctor said theyll examine my chest - bbbuuuuttt the nurse said later that the medical officer called in sick today so ill have to see him tomorrow.

total bullshit

all because the heating system is turned up too high at night

total bullshit

i asked them to turn it down a few notches. but they said no

i am now too afraid to sleep in my room(for the next couple of nights at least), because i will probably suffocate

gotta love being forced to stay at the psych ward against my will (sarcasm)

and once again hawk slater hoesoi kiss my ass and fuck you

if you paid me my money - id be outta here it 2 fucking seconds, and id never go back

You cant just give people  cough medicine Jedi, especially if your on medication in a psych ward because of side effects of your medication
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 13, 2015, 10:42:59 PM
so its a combination of factors.

- heating system up too high at night and the air in my room is congested which suffocates me

- small cold / chest infection that i have contracted over the last 2 days

- tablet medication which gives me a dry throat

- not permitted to open the window in my room to allow fresh air in


so i am forced for the next few nights at least to sleep on the couch in the lounge room which is in a more larger area and open area whereas my room is smaller and more confined

because if i sleep in my room tonight - i could possibly suffocate and possibly die


fuck you hawk slater hosoi

fucking rats

your actually thinking the worst Jedi, your straight paranoid, your not going to die
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 13, 2015, 11:23:59 PM
jedi i used to get like that too, what helps me is sleeping with a fan that's directed on my face
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 14, 2015, 12:08:05 AM
tobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward

and psychout

once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit

point stop
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 14, 2015, 12:13:37 AM
tobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward

and psychout

once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit

point stop

yea been in a bad mood its my birthday week and i hate birthdays, i mean whats the point after your 21st birthday?
but yea i have anxiety when trying to sleep so i only take my anxiety meds when im going to sleep and i use to be the worst at going to sleep.
You should try geodon i got it at a psych ward when i was 18 and thats been basically the only medication that hasn't changed cause i also don't like k pins, you can't do anything on them but with this medication the only side effect i have is that im a little tired which is why i take it to go to sleep. Consult your doctors they are just trying to help
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nath. on May 14, 2015, 02:08:52 AM
tobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward

and psychout

once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit

point stop

yea been in a bad mood its my birthday week and i hate birthdays, i mean whats the point after your 21st birthday?
but yea i have anxiety when trying to sleep so i only take my anxiety meds when im going to sleep and i use to be the worst at going to sleep.
You should try geodon i got it at a psych ward when i was 18 and thats been basically the only medication that hasn't changed cause i also don't like k pins, you can't do anything on them but with this medication the only side effect i have is that im a little tired which is why i take it to go to sleep. Consult your doctors they are just trying to help

what stuff did you take? im in the same boat, i took doxepin and man that shit fucked me up for the last 7 months i hardly remember shit on those, everything was like a dream and i couldnt think straight, withdrawls from coming off that shit was fucked up, im still dealing with it a month and a half later, i ended up just taking meletonin for sleep then stopped that aswell, now i take nothing, pretty much wait it out until im tired then get into bed, dont userly sleep until 3, but its way better then feeling zombie as and not wanting to get off the couch because you feel like you have drunk a bottle of wine everyday. i guess some meds work for other people but not for me
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 14, 2015, 06:18:58 AM
tobey after all your moronic shit - that fan in the face idea has credit, but no chance of that in the psych ward

and psychout

once again im just ignoring your gibberish shit

point stop

yea been in a bad mood its my birthday week and i hate birthdays, i mean whats the point after your 21st birthday?
but yea i have anxiety when trying to sleep so i only take my anxiety meds when im going to sleep and i use to be the worst at going to sleep.
You should try geodon i got it at a psych ward when i was 18 and thats been basically the only medication that hasn't changed cause i also don't like k pins, you can't do anything on them but with this medication the only side effect i have is that im a little tired which is why i take it to go to sleep. Consult your doctors they are just trying to help

what stuff did you take? im in the same boat, i took doxepin and man that shit fucked me up for the last 7 months i hardly remember shit on those, everything was like a dream and i couldnt think straight, withdrawls from coming off that shit was fucked up, im still dealing with it a month and a half later, i ended up just taking meletonin for sleep then stopped that aswell, now i take nothing, pretty much wait it out until im tired then get into bed, dont userly sleep until 3, but its way better then feeling zombie as and not wanting to get off the couch because you feel like you have drunk a bottle of wine everyday. i guess some meds work for other people but not for me

i take a low dosage of geodon for sleep and for an SSRI i take paxil
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 14, 2015, 04:02:51 PM
so as the story goes, yesterday i had my 1st extended leave for 6 hours

and i spent most of that time outside

which healed my breathing system to an extent

and because i wasnt in the sterile air of the psych ward ( which is also over heated because the heating is up too high)

i was fortunately able to sleep in my room again at psych ward

because of my exposure to fresh air on leave

and i have leave again today and saturday and monday

which i will spend again most of it outside

but crew = 3 nights ago = it was a close call crew = i nearly suffocated

keep that in mind crew
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 14, 2015, 05:27:59 PM
NJ, how many generations of your family have lived in AU? Were they originally cast there as prisoners? if so for what?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on May 14, 2015, 05:42:11 PM
User: "Psychout" giving Jedi advice how to get out of the psych ward, coincidence or not?
Also, all this talk about the pysch ward reminds of the old guy (Raleigh?) rambling on on that old sublime album. Have Sublime ever wronged you Jedi?

Raleigh Theodore Sakers --Complete Uncut Rant on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/32024907)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 14, 2015, 08:10:13 PM
sublime where around before my time man. full respect to bradley and sublime and the californ i a

and no my family where not prisoners deported from uk 200 years ago

my mothers family - my great great grandad was a doctor that imigrated from usa in 1890 but his family is originaly from uk and scotland
my great grandfather was a war hero in world war 1 who died of mustard gas poisining a few years after returning home
my grandfather was a banker who later worked on oil refineries

and my fathers side - my grandfather was a carpenter who moved from south america to australia in the early 1970's
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 14, 2015, 08:14:24 PM
do you think you will have kids one day Jedi and eventually become a grandfather?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 14, 2015, 08:16:50 PM
User: "Psychout" giving Jedi advice how to get out of the psych ward, coincidence or not?
Also, all this talk about the pysch ward reminds of the old guy (Raleigh?) rambling on on that old sublime album. Have Sublime ever wronged you Jedi?

Raleigh Theodore Sakers --Complete Uncut Rant on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/32024907)

name orginally came from this film, dont tell Jedi that, he already thinks 50cent is talking about him in lyrics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0EIKC0YbyE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0EIKC0YbyE#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 15, 2015, 02:55:33 AM
psychout that hippy clip was truly inspirational (slight sarcasm , not full sarcasm). is that realy jack nicholson? if so i might as well tell you that he is part of the holywood scam of using me as the muse for their money making scams. alot of the actors are

and no ill never have kids. because tony and kelly will never pay me what they owe me, and as a result i will never be able to afford kids. on the other hand - tony has had 4 wives and has about 6 kids or something like that

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 15, 2015, 04:20:16 AM
psychout that hippy clip was truly inspirational (slight sarcasm , not full sarcasm). is that realy jack nicholson? if so i might as well tell you that he is part of the holywood scam of using me as the muse for their money making scams. alot of the actors are

and no ill never have kids. because tony and kelly will never pay me what they owe me, and as a result i will never be able to afford kids. on the other hand - tony has had 4 wives and has about 6 kids or something like that



Hawk is one horny man, he also stole his mates wife, did you know that one Jedi? He didn't just rip you off he dogged his mate for his women
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 15, 2015, 04:35:47 AM
psychout that hippy clip was truly inspirational (slight sarcasm , not full sarcasm). is that realy jack nicholson? if so i might as well tell you that he is part of the holywood scam of using me as the muse for their money making scams. alot of the actors are

and no ill never have kids. because tony and kelly will never pay me what they owe me, and as a result i will never be able to afford kids. on the other hand - tony has had 4 wives and has about 6 kids or something like that



Hawk is one horny man, he also stole his mates wife, did you know that one Jedi? He didn't just rip you off he dogged his mate for his women

Is that true? I thought he just banged the nanny? If he did, fuck that shit. All that weird fucking friend's wives thing is horrible.

Also Jedi, I must confess, I'm not blind. It was just the fact you claimed you could cure blindness that encouraged me.

Another, I confession. I didn't see you in the Vans video, pretty sure you worked that one out (as you don't ride for them and didn't film anything for them ever).

Hope you can get your shit sorted out. Psychout is right in many ways though, you can't go through life blaming other people for your own misfortune. That path goes nowhere...

P.S. Doesn't Sy Snootles turn you on a little?



 
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 15, 2015, 04:48:39 AM
http://pagesix.com/2011/03/15/skating-into-arms-of-pals-wife/ (http://pagesix.com/2011/03/15/skating-into-arms-of-pals-wife/)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 15, 2015, 05:46:38 AM
http://pagesix.com/2011/03/15/skating-into-arms-of-pals-wife/ (http://pagesix.com/2011/03/15/skating-into-arms-of-pals-wife/)

That taints him for sure. I had a friend who did this to a couple of people I knew of and soon enough he wasn't a friend. Not saying everyone has to be angels but screwing a friend's girl is really low. The whole ego thing of it is horrible.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 15, 2015, 03:41:10 PM
yeah well

i have a far worse opinion of hawk than that !!

and as for vans

of course i ride for them

even though i dont have a "big contract"

its more like a "smaller deal" that i have going on

but its still definitely kelly hawk that owe me the decent size dollars

like i said they owe me about $5 million between them - at least

but i dont want their millions - i want an $800,000 house (which if tony's smart he can build for around $5-600,000 and pay me with for $800,000) and a $30,000 car and $400,000 bank account

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 15, 2015, 04:19:09 PM
yeah well

i have a far worse opinion of hawk than that !!

and as for vans

of course i ride for them

even though i dont have a "big contract"

its more like a "smaller deal" that i have going on

but its still definitely kelly hawk that owe me the decent size dollars

like i said they owe me about $5 million between them - at least

but i dont want their millions - i want an $800,000 house (which if tony's smart he can build for around $5-600,000 and pay me with for $800,000) and a $30,000 car and $400,000 bank account


I'm sure we all would like this dropped in our laps. Truth is most of us will have to work hard our whole lives and still not have these things. So the choice is to get on with it and enjoy life the best you can or waste years wallowing in self-pity at this perceived injustice (which won't get you these things anyway).

Stay out of the psych ward, stay off any drugs and stay healthy Jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fangen on May 15, 2015, 04:57:07 PM
You're not sponsored by Vans jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 15, 2015, 05:21:13 PM
Have you ever tried clonazepam/klonopin?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 15, 2015, 07:30:25 PM
no fangen - your not sponsored by vans

jedi however is sponsored by vans

and i dont even know y im responding to this rubbish

of course im sponsored by vans

does it hurt fangen? that im sponsored by vans? does it hurt. or r u just trying to draw me out into a pointless arguement. because i am a famous celebrity with lots of female fans and you fangen are a nobody who just wants to argue with me for some free entertainment

and old man epic and 360 frip

im just continuing to ignore you

and fangen after this im just ignoring you
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 15, 2015, 07:35:05 PM

this is another one for all the haters

pity i could care less because i am

the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest

and i have all the female fans that go with it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 15, 2015, 07:46:32 PM
 :)

 :)

 :)

 :)

 :)

 :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 15, 2015, 09:23:11 PM
Im just curious jedi.

I hope all is well and you get your moneys.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 15, 2015, 09:27:37 PM
Three things here.  I am from all the way in Illinois America USA, and I have heard of Jedi.  Does that not make him famous, even if I heard of him from him, Jedi?

"i have contracted a small cold and a chest infection over the last 2 days and 2 nights ago i woke up at 4am in the morning with my windpiipe closed up and i couldnt breath. i was about to die from suffocation but i quickly realized to breath through my nose - which saved my life. "
- Just where the hell is your nose connected to?

Jedi what did you think about Space Balls?

I too would like to know this, and if you are on Team Forrest.

Thanks and good luck.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 15, 2015, 10:07:47 PM
sorry joust ostrich i meant to say i couldnt breathe through my mouth, so i quickly realized to breathe through my nose

and spaceballs is just another loony product of the 80's (or was it brought out in the 70's?)

and thanks for the word up that you are from illinois, ill remember that. and i assume that you know that i was on australian tv news broadcast and that you have seen the youtube clip of the news broadcast. that definitely makes me famous in USA
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 16, 2015, 10:04:36 AM
So why does Kelly slater owe you money again? He's a surfer? Because he's the most famous surfer? Like hawk is the most famous skater?

Your not on vans Jedi, Andrew Mapstone the vans manager already said you weren't on them, you have been given a few shoes Jedi for free doesn't mean your sponsored, I've been given plenty of stuff for free doesn't mean I'm sponsored, your not even on the Australian vans team site Jedi, if you were sponsored by vans Jedi you would be going on the team tours, why aren't you invited on them? Because your not sponsored
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 16, 2015, 10:12:26 AM
So why does Kelly slater owe you money again? He's a surfer? Because he's he's te most famous surfer? Like hawk is the most famous skater?

Your not on vans Jedi, Andrew Mapstone the vans manager already said you weren't on them, you have been given a few shoes Jedi for free doesn't mean your sponsored, I've been given plenty of stuff a free doesn't mean I'm sponsored, your not even on the Australian vans team site Jedi

Oh shit, your gonna set him off. No chance of getting outta the psych ward now.

Also, jedi, how does one become famous being on a local news channel?( if that even happened).

I was in our local paper for getting a local park built, and that was 6 years in the making and a ton of work. Now I go to the park and nobody even knows, which is fine by me. Should I be famous in Canada?

Live your life man. Nobody owes you shit. Get your head together your giving train racing a bad name.

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: abudabi on May 16, 2015, 10:25:12 AM
you guys probably mean well but you arent doing shit to help him.
if people cant convince him he is delusional in person, you arent going to convince him over messageboard comments.

jedi, im not talking shit, im trying to get these guys to stop asking dumb questions.
i wish you the best player, hope you're out of the ward soon.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 16, 2015, 11:09:41 AM
you guys probably mean well but you arent doing shit to help him.
if people cant convince him he is delusional in person, you arent going to convince him over messageboard comments.

jedi, im not talking shit, im trying to get these guys to stop asking dumb questions.
i wish you the best player, hope you're out of the ward soon.

It's a lose/lose situation either way. Encouraging his delusions is just as bad if not worse then telling him how it is. Jedi obviously takes this forum to validate his views so it's probably more beneficial then not to keep telling him the truth.

Then Jedi, I wanted to apologize for fucking with you a bunch. As my mental health has been deteriorating I realized how fucked it was to be messing with you on here. I do hope that you get out and realize that you can make it in life if you move on from those guys owing you money and turn that hatred into something positive. Good luck dude.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 16, 2015, 04:04:05 PM

this is another one for all the haters

pity i could care less because i am

the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest

and i have all the female fans that go with it

obviusly i am the most skilled skater talking on thiis thread (and this is not directed at gay and the other cool crew)
buuuuuuttt its obvious you are jealous
word of advice - get over it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on May 16, 2015, 04:11:14 PM


yeah obviusly
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on May 16, 2015, 04:20:06 PM
you should be battling it out with Nyjah Luan and them.. what happend dude?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 16, 2015, 08:56:02 PM
Get out of the ward and stack clips Jedi come on now.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 16, 2015, 09:02:52 PM
rafiki like ive said before

im not skating for free anymore

NO PAY NO SKATING

just like the army

NO PAY NO FIGHTING
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 16, 2015, 09:15:15 PM
actually rafiki fuck it.

ill make a performance

just for the hell of it

and i might just land a NBD

the double lightsaber slide

WITH A """"PURPLE""""" A LIGHTSABER AND GREEN LIGHTSABER

i will perform at Haloween comp at riverside this year in october

BUT REMEMBER = NO PAY NO SKATING = thats y i havnt skated in over 6 months
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 16, 2015, 10:21:48 PM
actually rafiki fuck it.

ill make a performance

just for the hell of it

and i might just land a NBD

the double lightsaber slide

WITH A """"PURPLE""""" A LIGHTSABER AND GREEN LIGHTSABER

i will perform at Haloween comp at riverside this year in october

BUT REMEMBER = NO PAY NO SKATING = thats y i havnt skated in over 6 months
Thats what I like to hear, at least give us a lil something. Not getting paid shouldnt stop you from skating either, if you dont want to be filmed without getting paid, fine, but still skate at least for fun.
Hyped on the double lightsaber slide too, lets see it.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on May 17, 2015, 02:06:56 AM
obviusly i am the most skilled skater talking on thiis thread (and this is not directed at gay and the other cool crew)
buuuuuuttt its obvious you are jealous
word of advice - get over it

You should learn how to take your own advice about the whole Tony Hawk thing. I'm glad you didn't even acknowledge my apology, reminds me of why I'd fuck with you instead of stroke your ego. Why are you even on a skate forum anyways? You don't even skate anymore and you already said you won't until Tony and them pay you which will never happen.

I'm really jealous of your life of being constantly in and out of a psych ward, arguing with people on a skate forum trying to convince them that you are a the best at skateboarding without landing any tricks and then mooching off your moms money in your mid thirties because you are so convinced that people owe you money. Yeah I have a lot to be jealous about dude. Keep trying to convince yourself these lies instead of trying to make something of your life.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 17, 2015, 06:39:05 AM
This is still my fav thing, when jedi made his local newspaper do a story on him
(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/Jedi3.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 17, 2015, 06:49:01 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 17, 2015, 03:26:48 PM
poopnuts

once again im ignoring your lame shit

once again you start shit for no reason

fuck off from my thread for fucks sake
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 17, 2015, 07:53:30 PM
AND YOU GUESSED IT

ILL USE IT TO TALK TO THE EARLY AFTERNOON NEWS ON CHANNEL 9 AND 7

AND I WONT JUST USE IT TO TALK TO THE GIRLS

ILL TALK TO THE GUYS ALSO

AFTER ALL

ITS NOT JUST A ONE SIDED SHOW - FOR THE UNINITIATED

here's a sneak peek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4aDH7DPY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4aDH7DPY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUE0WO8yQM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUE0WO8yQM)

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 17, 2015, 07:55:02 PM
Cypress hill!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 17, 2015, 07:55:53 PM
and for those that dont know. the anchor of 9 news at 3pm is a lovely lady named Davina

jedi talks with her often. he quite likes her. in a friendly manner
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 17, 2015, 08:15:01 PM
and for those that dont know. the anchor of 9 news at 3pm is a lovely lady named Davina

jedi talks with her often. hee quite likes her. in a friendly manner

Thanks jedi, I was wondering.

My dogs name is Cocoa, just in case anyone wants to know. Shes a good pup
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 17, 2015, 08:23:17 PM
Jedi, I dare you.

OldMan, we're going to need a pic.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 17, 2015, 08:23:52 PM
Sometimes I'll spread peanut butter on my butthole and let OldManEpic's dog Cocoa talk to it in a friendly manner
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 17, 2015, 08:31:10 PM
Violate my dog, such thoughts lol.

She is the most famous dog in canada though. Shes ALMOST been on the news.

Good hunting dog too.

Im gonna try to get her on channel 7 repping slap
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 17, 2015, 08:42:49 PM
Fuck that. Last thing I need is slap jerkin it to my dog😂😂😂
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 17, 2015, 08:44:49 PM
C'mon.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on May 17, 2015, 08:48:37 PM
jedi, are you going to talk about the leaked sex photo of yourself and Mr Cousins that has been making the rounds in the Tony Hawk Sunday Mail and Kelly Slater Weekly and various tabloids?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 17, 2015, 08:53:45 PM
C'mon.

Fuckin slap, hahahha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 17, 2015, 11:15:48 PM
well i missed davina but i caught the chat room

and there was some interesting pregnancy talk slipped in amongst the chats - refering to couple of pregant women in psych ward who drive jedi half crazy with their non stop pregnant babble

total non stop pregnant babble :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on May 18, 2015, 04:00:51 AM
total non stop pregnant babble :)

Greatest
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 18, 2015, 05:06:01 AM
so why are you gonna go on this for? what type of stuff are you gonna speak about?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 18, 2015, 05:14:40 AM
Read the thread title

Jedi is going to talk to his tv in a few hours(im guessing that timing coincides with his next dose of medication)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on May 18, 2015, 05:17:23 AM
total non stop pregnant babble :)

Greatest
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: KING TUT on May 18, 2015, 07:37:10 AM
check this out jedi!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge)

these guys will give you a million dollars if you successfully prove your magic! you will never have to worry about scum like slater and hawk coughing up your cash ever again.

all you gotta do is prove it jedi or maybe this whole thing has been a sham

maybe hawk and slater never screwed you for money

maybe the queen never had known about jedi in december year 2000?

??


Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 18, 2015, 04:16:51 PM
yeah KING TUT and if i make a million dollars

= then how much do those guys make?

= answer is - way more than a million dollars

no thanks im not being ripped off

but you know king tut ? maybe? maybe? il consider it

but realisticaly i doubt it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 18, 2015, 05:40:13 PM
NO OFFENSE CREW

BUT LIKE I ALREADY STATED

= READ MY ENTIRE FACEBOOK (IT DOESNT TAKE THAT LONG)

= IT PROVES THAT MAGIC IS REAL - ESPECIALY THE PART IN JANUARY 2014 (I THINK ITS JANUARY 2014 ANYWAY - AND THIS HAS A COLLABORATING ARTICLE ON SLAP ABOUT MAGIC BEING REAL)

COLLABORATE THAT WITH ALL MY YOUTUBE CLIPS AND THE TV YOUTUBE CLIP

AND THERE'S MY PROOF THAT MAGIC IS REAL
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 18, 2015, 06:43:33 PM
Im pretty damn tempted to che k out your facebook jedi.

Does it have all your vidoes on it?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 18, 2015, 11:02:06 PM
1 million dollars is alot Jedi, you could get a nice place to live and a car, or just build your own skatepark at your mums or just blow a million dollars on call girls, you could spend that 1 million on finding tont hawk man, your like the guy that killed John Lennon
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 18, 2015, 11:31:23 PM
psychout maybe if you covered my airfares, hotel rooms and taxi fares= then i might consider the 1 milion dollar prove that magic is real challenge

other than that = i dont think so man

i really dont
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 18, 2015, 11:34:58 PM
by the way crew. im at home talking to Davina again through live tv and jediz magic powers

another presenter i talk to is saturday 6pm 9 news presenter Alicia Loxley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5aXmTBlN_0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5aXmTBlN_0)

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 18, 2015, 11:50:56 PM
they let you out?  good!  keep your head on straight, no more synthetic weed or speed, and hopefully you'll be alright.

i hope you get your shit together jedi, you are a glorious weirdo and im your #1 fan.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 18, 2015, 11:52:34 PM
make a new vid tonight Jedi for youtube, talk about the psych ward in them, be interesting to hear, nice to see your out but
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 18, 2015, 11:55:59 PM
chill fenzadill. im at home on day leave with my mom - for 6 hours

im still in psych ward

but on the positive side, my mom talked the docs straight talk

and my mom organised for me to be discharged - finaly - on friday

about time too
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 19, 2015, 12:20:39 AM
chill fenzadill. im at home on day leave with my mom - for 6 hours

im still in psych ward

but on the positive side, my mom talked the docs straight talk

and my mom organised for me to be discharged - finaly - on friday

about time too

more youtube vids when your out please, also get back on your skateboard and land that lightsaber lipslide at that beach town you went too
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 19, 2015, 09:35:38 AM
Rooting for you Jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on May 19, 2015, 10:45:54 AM
Rooting for you Jedi
Same!! stay out, skate and be happy man. I know your really into the fame/hosoi/hawk/slater/vans/trainracing thing, but maybe look at it from the perspective of what is more important, those things or your freedom?. Best of luck man! :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 20, 2015, 12:20:05 AM
think of it this way perverted super oatuaki

if i had the money from hawk and slater

then i could buy my way out of the public system psych ward = and id never go back there again
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 20, 2015, 03:03:38 PM
well story is =

today is jediz last leave to go home for 6 hours

and

fingers crossed = ill be discharged tomorrow

as i said

about time too
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 20, 2015, 07:40:55 PM
Woot woot!

Get that disharge tomorrow jedi and go skate!

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 20, 2015, 11:19:25 PM
1st ive got to spend about a week on my board before i do any skating

5 weeks of being confined in the psych ward means that its hard to just hit the skatepark straight away

about a week of skating just around the streets and then i can skate again

but who says im filming anything anyway

maybe? maybe? you'll just have to wait for haloween and the double sabre slide

i know its like 4 or so months away - but thats the only upcoming night comp at riverside coming up any time soon

and jedi really doesnt skate just during the day anymore. not for crowds.

for crowds = its either = skating at night or = skating at an indoor park

not skating during the day anymore - when my sabres dont glow

understood crew

ok
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 20, 2015, 11:34:16 PM
doesnt matter if your skating at night, or not in front of people, or even not doing tricks, as long as your just skating Jedi and living healthy thats all that really matters
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 20, 2015, 11:34:55 PM
so whats the go Jedi, are you staying on your medication when you come out?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 21, 2015, 03:06:18 PM
ok so im being discharged in like 2 hours

and yes i still have to take tablets ( but not zombie drugs - i fought the doctors off)

and yes i still have to take fortnightly injections (once agani not zombie drugs)

and it was a close call on the long term psych ward for 4 months - but i fought them off once again on that one - but i swear it was a close call

now its back to cooling in the breeze , by the ocean , in my moms house by the beach
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 21, 2015, 03:48:18 PM
Rooting for you Jedi

Was this pun intended GAY? You know where Jedi is from, right?

Good luck Jedi.

Skate and enjoy your freedom.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 21, 2015, 05:00:58 PM
Rooting for you Jedi

Was this pun intended GAY? You know where Jedi is from, right?

Good luck Jedi.

Skate and enjoy your freedom.

Jedi you're from Australia, right? Is rooting a thing in Australia?

The best kind of Australian joke I'm able to come up with it: Jedi I hope you've gone on walkabout by now and that you're throwing another shrimp on the Barbie.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on May 21, 2015, 05:13:57 PM
Rooting for you Jedi

Was this pun intended GAY? You know where Jedi is from, right?

Good luck Jedi.

Skate and enjoy your freedom.

Jedi you're from Australia, right? Is rooting a thing in Australia?

The best kind of Australian joke I'm able to come up with it: Jedi I hope you've gone on walkabout by now and that you're throwing another shrimp on the Barbie.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=root (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=root)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 21, 2015, 06:53:18 PM
jedi is discharged and at home right now.

just lookin at my brand new vans shoes
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 21, 2015, 07:03:36 PM
make a vid talking jedi while ur home, people wanna see
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: too much on May 21, 2015, 07:24:03 PM
Jedi I don't think you've come up in the game like you're claiming. Sure you invented train skating and were interviewed by the news but that doesn't matter if you're not killing it on instagram or youtube.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 03:25:52 AM
too much look here's the deal man. i disagree with you. i deserve the due credit ave talked about on slap and skateboard.com.au. and ive also explained y im due that credit. about like a 100 times. surely its fair man

and crew here's so cooll photos of my room that cheered me up now that i have a free- er state of mind

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 03:29:40 AM
a few more pics
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 03:31:17 AM
more photos
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Dirtymac on May 22, 2015, 03:31:51 AM
nice DC's.....ahem.... ??? ::)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 03:32:27 AM
another photo
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 03:33:10 AM
last photo
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 04:54:59 AM
jediz currrent credits = a bit above 2500 credits.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 05:14:33 AM
sorrry thats a correction =  3500 credits
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 22, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Jedi, has anyone told you that you are a natural at photography?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 02:49:30 PM
well it seems that now im out it seems alot of crew have cooled their heads

which im glad

i also showed pics of my room

which i hope you like

also new news on the hawk kelly front

no swear words this time just straight facts

too many people know about thier "use nick jedi as the muse rip off trick" via skateboard.com.au first then both slap.com and skateboard.com.au second and now just slap.com but i am still assisted by such sources as tv news connections and some local newspaper connections

it has been exposed to too many people

1st example

-too many people have seen jedi holocrons in AUS,  usa, canada, uk etc
t
-too many people have seen jediz facebook including jedi diaries, jedi photos and section on proof that magic is real

-too many people saw the "tony hawk lied on weekend buzz" article on slap photo video forum

-too many people have seen jediz writings and photos on slap.com and skateboard.com.au

so the hawk "use jedi the muse rip off trick" has failed bigtime. but there are still more people who dont know and are blind to it and aare unaware of it








and next up for today - ill download jediz latest diary entrys
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on May 22, 2015, 03:03:44 PM
This is all very complicated, you should write a book  about your story jedi,
i d buy it...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 04:08:46 PM
jedi diary excerpts

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 04:10:48 PM
more from the diaries
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 04:12:06 PM
more diaries
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 04:13:20 PM
last excerpt in jedi diary
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: too much on May 22, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
What kind of magic? Making things disappear or appear?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 05:19:39 PM
too much its several kinds of magic

- one is a magic voice spell - that 1 - saved my life from an attack assault from 10 or more men in mornington beach australia in may 2011

its in this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbfQo2A8C9M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbfQo2A8C9M)

- and 2 - it can help you convince thie tv newsdesk of airing your story on tonights news - t did it for me

also i have several other magic powers mostky athletic that are detailed in this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzoY6sUiXE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzoY6sUiXE)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: too much on May 22, 2015, 05:38:24 PM
Do you think your Jedi magic is a match for Hosoi's power from the Lord? I think Kelly and Hawk you can take out personally
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 05:59:11 PM
too much its several kinds of magic

- one is a magic voice spell - that 1 - saved my life from an attack assault from 10 or more men in mornington beach australia in may 2011

its in this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbfQo2A8C9M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbfQo2A8C9M)

- and 2 - it can help you convince thie tv newsdesk of airing your story on tonights news - t did it for me

also i have several other magic powers mostky athletic that are detailed in this clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzoY6sUiXE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzoY6sUiXE)

i also have my = talk to live tv / internet broadcast whether it be news or sport or music or tv shows or whatever
i talk to live tv / intrnet with my magic voice power
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 22, 2015, 06:48:08 PM
too much does that tip the scales in my favour in your opinion?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 22, 2015, 07:44:20 PM
more youtube videos!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 03:17:24 AM
here's some more photos - starting with an old board collection
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 03:18:55 AM
and more photos
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 03:20:23 AM
and another pic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 10:18:05 AM
nick skate jedi still has -

- 5 brand new boards (enough for lengthy period of time of ripping)

- 1 new set of wheels

- 1 new set of trucks
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 10:20:41 AM
and that will aquire me a better state of mind in the lead up to the haloween comp at riverside

having that equipment will do that- give me a better state of mind
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 11:36:55 AM
stayed up lstening  to cali sweatshirt og,,,

but after the cali is the smooth sounds at 9;24

now im real serious people THE MUSIC GETS SMOOTH  STYLE AT 9;24

ENJOy

this is what am up listening to waiting for sunrise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZufgz5j3NQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZufgz5j3NQ)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 06:08:01 PM
i have been thinking about posting a trigger brothers ad on the nick jedi thread. after all tey are my up market akate parkour surf snow store sponsor with stores in exclusive chapel st melburne and sorrento beach australia

i wonder if trigger will pay me to do an add. after all the nick jedi thread already has 10,000viewed

ill ask them for something small. like 200 or 300 dollars. nothing important

i wonder if theyll say yes

lots of melbourne crew watch slap.com after all
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 08:06:18 PM
so i rang my contact at trigger brothers and he said all clear on the idea for an ad on the nick jedi thread

he said just call the boss tomorrow for a yes or no
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 23, 2015, 08:29:09 PM
YOUTUBE VIDEOS JEDI
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 08:46:22 PM
no on the videos

yes on the trigger brothers ad

ill do a poster ad
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 10:11:37 PM
and here's  new trigger bros ad poster
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on May 23, 2015, 10:20:03 PM
Seems legit
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 10:39:34 PM
thanks for the propss eastenders
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 23, 2015, 11:06:30 PM
you should wear the ski goggles on your eyes for protection or is it more of a hip hop style thing
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 11:22:25 PM
fenzadill the ski goggles make me feel like i am kareem abdul jabbar
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on May 23, 2015, 11:32:25 PM
fenzadill the ski goggles make me feel like i am kareem abdul jabbar
you should prolly wear blackface to look more like lew alcindor
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 23, 2015, 11:43:35 PM
no man im afvanced . but not in that direction
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 24, 2015, 02:51:35 AM
Dig Trigger ad man hopefully they give you some cash, pretty good idea

Can you make any video Jedi, I love watching your YouTube videos, I don't mean skating videos, just talking vids and showing your stuff and telling story's
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 24, 2015, 08:48:09 AM
fenzadill the ski goggles make me feel like i am kareem abdul jabbar

Yeah but Abdul-Jabbar wore his over his eyes for protection.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 24, 2015, 08:51:31 AM
Yeah jedi, pull them goggles down, use two lightsabers to push and you just invented another new sport!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 24, 2015, 02:34:21 PM
infact i do waer my goggles sometimes -

- ive worn them beachracing in mornington before

- and i wore them at vans go skate day 2012 riverside
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 24, 2015, 02:48:05 PM
and grimcity bantam hate randozzi thanks for your support whilr i was in psych hospital

word
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 24, 2015, 02:59:59 PM
Hows things going since ya got out jedi?

I hope all is well and your enjoying yourself!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 24, 2015, 03:12:09 PM
well its nealy winter here do its colder than usual . ive just occupied time reading magic fantasy books and using the internet . in a few days ill probably go skateboarrd crosstraning at the beach
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 24, 2015, 03:46:21 PM
now there are some powers that jedi has and some that he doesnt

example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

example2. i cant make cars and bikes fly and  hover. or boats and jetskis

example3. i cant make you live a longer llifespan like 400 years but you only appear your age throughout

but i do have my magic voice power, and my jedi athletic abilities and my talk to live tv/internet power (with my magic voice power)

and i can temporarily cure blindness/deafness/sense smell if you in the room with me and you have a positive attitude, no negative attitude.

and i did make the whole world have magic powers and telepathy since year 2000 december - except for the ones who had magic and telepathy already like hardcore skaters, bmxers, surfers, snowboarders, rollerbladers, trapeze without the net, stunt martial arts experts like ninjas(remember its the stunts that give you magic, not the fighting, motofx. and also horsriders who jump small canyon gaps

basicalyy you have to face pain or even death to learn telepathy and magic

to learn this form of magic anyway

but think about it = its a ninja form of magic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on May 24, 2015, 05:30:53 PM
Damn thats trippy dude, i sometimes entertain the thought that crazy good skaters are on the crazy kung fu level harnessing their energy and shit, i wouldnt say that is magic though.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 25, 2015, 12:04:08 AM
wrong man it is magic. its a form of magic when you hardcore skate
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 25, 2015, 12:10:27 AM
have you seen the movie Matilda Jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 25, 2015, 01:20:52 AM
wrong man it is magic. its a form of magic when you hardcore skate
What is the difference between hardcore skating and just skating? Is it only hardcore if you have a lightsaber in your possession? This is on a need to know basis.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 25, 2015, 02:55:24 PM
rafiki hardcore could be jumping a fence like jedi does, but to make it more hardcore- make it over a spiked fence

or you could do a powerslide like jediz lipslide- that could teach you magic. but do it at night and land it 1st shot to make it more hardcore

or do the loop de loop for the 1st time- that will  give you magic powers

think of making tricks and moves and racing / but in a more hardcore way
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 25, 2015, 06:54:36 PM
Isnt that progession?

Not to sound like an asshole, but if I make tea, then later i make tea with honey, thats not magic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 25, 2015, 07:56:13 PM
ive already written arguements that defeat your logic oldmanepic

i am not repeating myself

just read january 2014 on my facebook

and look at my whole jedi diaries on facebook

and watch all my youtube clips including the tv clip

there's your proof

then if you want = read my entire facebook timeline
and all my slap.com articles/threads and skateboard.com.au threads/artiicles

and there's your proof
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 26, 2015, 12:41:58 AM
Isnt that progession?

Not to sound like an asshole, but if I make tea, then later i make tea with honey, thats not magic
Its only magic if you make the tea in the dark first try, also called hardcore tea brewing.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 02:03:46 AM
once again guys im ignoring you

but rafiki thats a nice photo

is it of you?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 26, 2015, 08:55:14 AM
once again guys im ignoring you

but rafiki thats a nice photo

is it of you?
Thats Al Davis.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 26, 2015, 09:00:45 AM
When you reply to someone your ignoring, is that ninja magic?

Just fuckin with ya jedi, have a laugh, do your thing and enjoy😊
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 26, 2015, 12:09:12 PM
now there are some powers that jedi has and some that he doesnt

example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

example2. i cant make cars and bikes fly and  hover. or boats and jetskis

example3. i cant make you live a longer llifespan like 400 years but you only appear your age throughout

but i do have my magic voice power, and my jedi athletic abilities and my talk to live tv/internet power (with my magic voice power)

and i can temporarily cure blindness/deafness/sense smell if you in the room with me and you have a positive attitude, no negative attitude.

and i did make the whole world have magic powers and telepathy since year 2000 december - except for the ones who had magic and telepathy already like hardcore skaters, bmxers, surfers, snowboarders, rollerbladers, trapeze without the net, stunt martial arts experts like ninjas(remember its the stunts that give you magic, not the fighting, motofx. and also horsriders who jump small canyon gaps

basicalyy you have to face pain or even death to learn telepathy and magic

to learn this form of magic anyway

but think about it = its a ninja form of magic

The bolded part above really blew my mind and made me excited about the possibilities.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 02:34:31 PM
thats right gay = think of the posibilities

example. if you do the trapeze "with the net" = then you DONT recieve magic powers

do it without the net = you get magic and telepathy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 02:41:33 PM
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY

if you had  the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on

humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do

magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses

yes there are lots of posiblities
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on May 26, 2015, 03:04:16 PM
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY

if you had  the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on

humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do

magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses

yes there are lots of posiblities
magic did cure HIV a long time ago but they still kicked him out the NBA
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 04:22:14 PM
i dont like repeating myself,
but[

quote author=nick jedi sk8boarder link=topic=84893.msg2333471#msg2333471 date=1432608973]
ive already written arguements that defeat your logic oldmanepic


just read january 2014 on my facebook

and look at my whole jedi diaries on facebook

and watch all my youtube clips including the tv clip

there's your proof

then if you want = read my entire facebook timeline
and all my slap.com articles/threads and skateboard.com.au threads/artiicles

and there's your proof
[/quote]
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ice nine on May 26, 2015, 04:53:21 PM
i just spent 6 hours reading everything you said to jedi. there was no explanation at all to how you have magic.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: summertimebluesdaddy on May 26, 2015, 05:06:18 PM
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 26, 2015, 05:07:57 PM
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY

if you had  the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on

humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do

magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses

yes there are lots of posiblities


magic did cure HIV a long time ago but they still kicked him out the NBA

Holy hell hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 05:21:13 PM
i dont like repeating myself,

but[

ice nine did you follow the instructions

i coiuldnt make it any clearer

just read january 2014 on my facebook

and look at my whole jedi diaries on facebook

and watch all my youtube clips including the tv clip

there's your proof

then if you want = read my entire facebook timeline
and all my slap.com articles/threads and skateboard.com.au threads/artiicles

and there's your proof
[/quote]
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on May 26, 2015, 05:27:25 PM
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 26, 2015, 05:44:15 PM
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud
Just extremely delusional.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 09:27:40 PM
no rafiki im not delusional. gay believes me. that magic is real

but i tell you what else im certain of rafiki.

is that i am a better skaterboarder than you.

matter of fact il also say that the only skater in history that can compete against jedi is 1980'ss hosoi (definitely not tony hawk)

thats no delusion either
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: straight on May 26, 2015, 09:39:38 PM
as a fellow oz i can tell you the hype is real



Hit me up nick . Last time I saw you was in riversdale a few years back. I'm starting to tire of these jc teeny yuppies playing you down. Message me soon
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 26, 2015, 09:52:44 PM
no rafiki im not delusional. gay believes me. that magic is real

but i tell you what else im certain of rafiki.

is that i am a better skaterboarder than you.

matter of fact il also say that the only skater in history that can compete against jedi is 1980'ss hosoi (definitely not tony hawk)

thats no delusion either
You dont even skate though...

But aside from that there is also one thing I am certain of, there is no footage in existence of you actually landing a trick.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: KING TUT on May 26, 2015, 10:11:14 PM
butthole sniffer that was gold.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 10:43:03 PM
wrong rafiki i land quite a few tricks on my youtube jedi holocrons. and the fence air was landed even though i didnt roll away - i broke my board and the crowd cheered, which counts as a landd trick

stop lying rafiki

or il just keep ignoring you
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 26, 2015, 10:53:02 PM
wrong rafiki i land quite a few tricks on my youtube jedi holocrons. and the fence air was landed even though i didnt roll away - i broke my board and the crowd cheered, which counts as a landd trick

stop lying rafiki

or il just keep ignoring you
No you are lying, nothing was landed and I dont have to watch your "holocrons" to know that. Blurry footage of other skaters claiming they are you doesnt count either. Also you are not ignoring me if you reply.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 26, 2015, 11:08:56 PM
quite serious thought

jedi hasnt been with a girl since 2011 except with a call girl about 2wice a year since then

and you already know im about 33 and aive only had sex about 50 days in the last 14 years

but yeah if Leticia Bufoni skated faster then i would consider asking her on a date, which is rare for me, usually i think girls are a bit wack(not full wack in some cases- just a bit wack), and i usualy i dont prefer girls, i prefer skatinng, parkour and other things like watching the world surf tour whilst using my magic talk to live tv/internet power with my magic voice power

but anyway Leticia if you read this and you want to go on a date with me. then all you have to do is skate faster

because jedi and 1980's hosoi are the fastest skaters ever. noone skates faster than them

and bantam randozzi etc . can you please add this to the nick jedi thread
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 26, 2015, 11:21:04 PM
it would actually be awesome if people just stop replying in this thread altogether whether your making fun of him without him knowing or just trying to get him to realize that he isn't famous or not the best skater in the world.

Its hurting him to get better he should of stayed in the psych ward for longer i mean did you see the shit he posted while he was in there? dude needs to be hospitalized with full time care or at least take his meds cause hes going to hurt someone or most likely hurt himself which he has already done. But yet again this is the internet and its fun messing with people
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 12:36:26 AM
tobey words of advice

how about you get off my thread instead
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 12:56:44 AM
and i noticed all you guys rave on about her ass and her tight pants.

well i thought her lipslide on the small rail was her cute-est look :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 01:20:33 AM
just watched the clip again

still think her lipslide on the rail is her cutest look
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: TheDraught on May 27, 2015, 01:21:26 AM
Did you also notice everybody commented in the thread about her winning run itself,  instead of creating a new one?  
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 02:26:10 AM
that winning run wasnt fast

personaly i dont go that slow on tv man

i go 50km per hour/ or more



and leticia if you want to know what we'd do if we were dating

id take you to bells beach torquay and we'd show off to people with my lightsaber and id make you famous in bells beach torquay like i am - and then when the next rip cul pro comes to bells beach then you'll be a big name on the world surf tour - at least for a few years

we'd sit in my room looking at the internet and watch live world surf competitions talking to live with my talk to live tv/ internet magic power
-and at same time as we're talking to live internet surf comps with my magic voice power/ we're both the most famous people in bells beach torquay- that usualy gets the pro surfers responsive in their interviews. responsive to say the least. and it gets the commentators arked up

also you could be in the sorrento beachliffracing clip which i have made a deal with channel ten news and if you want you could be in the  tv news interview just as a spectator answering some questions about what you had just witnessed

i could get you and me into a fw local newspapers like where i live now in newport/williastownbeach and altona
and the mornington paper which is my main home where i used to live

last off all i could teach you to skate faster. 1st lesson is = spend more time skating than you do  walking or driving. i know ladies have to have their girlfriend time , but if you want to skate faster then you have to flow on a board. an accurate comparison is a jedi flowing with the force -  riding a speederbike - flying - the jedi could almost close his eyes and do it blindolded
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: TheDraught on May 27, 2015, 02:28:51 AM
^^^^Sounds like an offer she can't refuse ;D
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on May 27, 2015, 04:51:07 AM
Did you also notice everybody commented in the thread about her winning run itself,  instead of creating a new one?  
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on May 27, 2015, 04:58:20 AM
tobey words of advice

how about you get off my thread instead

LOL :D
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 02:27:35 PM
just watching sunrise morning live tv on channel 7. and im using my talk to live tv / inernet power sgsin

talking to sam armitage and kochi again

and somking ciggarettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svvaLZqHwxM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svvaLZqHwxM)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 03:10:36 PM
back to Leticia for a moment

now jedi has been with a few blondes before (but on limited occasions with each girl)

so the whole blonde thing doesnt phase me.

but still she is a skilled skater. i might look her up on google and check out her instagram or facebook
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 03:24:51 PM
at least she is from brazil

of course bonus is she might have dark skin in the summer like jedi. we brazilians usualy develope a strong tan in the summer. especialy if she is a negra

we'll check this Leticia senhora

jedi el numero uno skateboard hugadores de national australia
jedi el numero uno skaterace hugadores de national australiaaa
jedi el numero uno famoso skate hugadores de national australia
jedi el numero uno skatebaord hugadores de suidad de mebourne
jedi el numero unos de usa y canada famoso skate hugadores

jedi y 1980's hosoi de numero uno genios de skateboard mundo

no ifs buts maybe Leticia
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: LOU.502 on May 27, 2015, 03:31:24 PM
I wonder if Leticia is aware of the fact that she has an actual Jedi admirer? I bet she'd be pretty flattered.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 27, 2015, 04:01:56 PM
well  think she has a boyfriend so im not going to get too out of line. am i?

then again , most girls have boyfriends, and im not known for stealing girlfriends. not realy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: REGS on May 27, 2015, 05:43:46 PM
but anyway Leticia if you read this and you want to go on a date with me. then all you have to do is skate faster
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on May 27, 2015, 07:11:49 PM
I wonder if Leticia is aware of the fact that she has an actual Jedi admirer? I bet she'd be pretty flattered.
Probably more creeped out than flattered.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on May 27, 2015, 07:35:45 PM
Princess bufalioni?

Any girls ever take the saber jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 27, 2015, 09:19:31 PM
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jck.gif)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 28, 2015, 01:56:58 AM
yeah well im confident i can get a girl, even if its not leticia


but maybe i dont want to

girls can be quite stupid sometimes
out of the ones i know - a few have died in their late 20's and 30's of long term drug use

maybe il just keep to 1 ir 2 call girls a year

sort of - it makes more snse than having a girlfriend
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 28, 2015, 02:43:18 AM
on a different note

if  you watch todays news

= ul notice that the fbi attacked fifa for accepting bribes

but on the other hand = the fbi dont catch hawk/slater for trying to scam jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 28, 2015, 03:08:38 AM
that winning run wasnt fast

personaly i dont go that slow on tv man

i go 50km per hour/ or more



and leticia if you want to know what we'd do if we were dating

id take you to bells beach torquay and we'd show off to people with my lightsaber and id make you famous in bells beach torquay like i am - and then when the next rip cul pro comes to bells beach then you'll be a big name on the world surf tour - at least for a few years

we'd sit in my room looking at the internet and watch live world surf competitions talking to live with my talk to live tv/ internet magic power
-and at same time as we're talking to live internet surf comps with my magic voice power/ we're both the most famous people in bells beach torquay- that usualy gets the pro surfers responsive in their interviews. responsive to say the least. and it gets the commentators arked up

also you could be in the sorrento beachliffracing clip which i have made a deal with channel ten news and if you want you could be in the  tv news interview just as a spectator answering some questions about what you had just witnessed

i could get you and me into a fw local newspapers like where i live now in newport/williastownbeach and altona
and the mornington paper which is my main home where i used to live

last off all i could teach you to skate faster. 1st lesson is = spend more time skating than you do  walking or driving. i know ladies have to have their girlfriend time , but if you want to skate faster then you have to flow on a board. an accurate comparison is a jedi flowing with the force -  riding a speederbike - flying - the jedi could almost close his eyes and do it blindolded

oh and leticia = i dont wear make up on tv either , just so you know. not like timberlake or ne yo
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on May 28, 2015, 12:25:13 PM
yeah well im confident i can get a girl, even if its not leticia


but maybe i dont want to

girls can be quite stupid sometimes

out of the ones i know - a few have died in their late 20's and 30's of long term drug use

maybe il just keep to 1 ir 2 call girls a year

sort of - it makes more snse than having a girlfriend

I understand this completely Jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 28, 2015, 03:56:14 PM
i know gay. its the current situation right

in australia where i live

alot of girls wont even have sex with you unless you supply them with drugs first

no ifs or buts
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 28, 2015, 04:36:02 PM
il go even further gay

i dont cheat on partners

and most girls do

no ifs or buts

so it makes it a bit of a turn off
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on May 28, 2015, 05:02:00 PM
il go even further gay

i dont cheat on partners

and most girls do

no ifs or buts

so it makes it a bit of a turn off
cool story bro
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 29, 2015, 05:23:52 AM
but being half black id say id fall for 90's female singer Sade. definitely if it was ten years ago??

but these days its more like someone like katherine heigl, or even lindsay lohani n her early days.

haha joking sightly.:)

the other one i could mention is lauren conrad from laguna beach - i like her beachouses. mine have been gnarly good but hers are off tap

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chockfullofthat on May 29, 2015, 09:49:14 AM
http://vimeo.com/100989067
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 29, 2015, 01:52:07 PM
no ifs or buts
maybe a few butts amirite jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 29, 2015, 03:35:16 PM
you r rite fenzadill
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 29, 2015, 03:48:27 PM
picking up my 5 skateboards and my new trucks from my dad's today

i still have

- 5 brand new boards
- new wheels
- new trucks
- 2 spare complete boards
and my board that i ride
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on May 30, 2015, 06:58:05 AM
picking up my 5 skateboards and my new trucks from my dad's today

i still have

- 5 brand new boards
- new wheels
- new trucks
- 2 spare complete boards
and my board that i ride

whats your point, you said you arent gonna skateboard unless you get paid
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on May 30, 2015, 04:15:09 PM
From Jeff Grosso. 
"Shoulda, woulda, coulda... The bird man has no reason to steal. But, others have reason to lie? Ha!"

Maybe he's talking about you.

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11376591_889750574397340_1062581870_n.jpg)

http://iconosquare.com/viewer.php#/detail/995750685893487238_15135537 (http://iconosquare.com/viewer.php#/detail/995750685893487238_15135537)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 30, 2015, 04:35:30 PM
i hope he wasnt talking about me

because legit = hawk/slater owe jedi the money

fairs square man
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on May 30, 2015, 07:13:29 PM
If you dont start skating again then tony and hosoi have already won
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 30, 2015, 07:24:22 PM
but i am skating again eastenders

im performing at haloween comp at melbourne riverside in 4 months
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 31, 2015, 12:56:31 AM
Jedi, have you put in some stuff for the SLAP video?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on May 31, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
i didnt know there was an upcoming slap video 360 frip.

but no im not skating untl haloween comp at riversode

matter of fact
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on May 31, 2015, 04:58:46 PM
i didnt know there was an upcoming slap video 360 frip.

but no im not skating untl haloween comp at riversode

matter of fact

how do you expect to land a noseslide, lipslide, or fence ollie if you're not gonna skate for months?  you're gonna be super rusty.

this not skating except for money thing is starting to make me lose faith in u jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on May 31, 2015, 06:51:23 PM
jedi, you need to skate a few times a wk to post on slap. it's one of the requirements. i'm gonna have to ask you to skate on a semi-regular basis or stop posting. bantam rooster, grimcity, hate, back me up on this.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on May 31, 2015, 07:08:05 PM
Go and get a couple of clips for the video. The guy who is making it is Mattofallmatts (see the Slapvideo thread).

The deadline is kind of like the Plan B video, but get out there and shred.

Isniff is right. Can't post here and not skate.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Facehead on May 31, 2015, 10:53:02 PM
Jedi, what do you think about Gino?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on May 31, 2015, 11:21:57 PM
if jedi can confess his love to someone on here i feel comfortable doing that as well


tina fey if your reading this please be my wife
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 01, 2015, 02:16:15 AM
tobey did you mean this tiina fey (from mean girls with - lohan)

and tobey well maybe ? just maybe ? tina is watching :) (and so could be lohan)

and maybe? did Letiticia look at my comments to her ? maybe ?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 01, 2015, 05:43:30 AM
yep thats her jedi, shes actually from my area. I think we would be perfect together
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 01, 2015, 08:53:52 AM
if jedi can confess his love to someone on here i feel comfortable doing that as well


tina fey if your reading this please be my wife

I'm gonna jump in on this too:

BA if you're reading this please be my wife.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 01, 2015, 03:59:44 PM
enlighten me gay?

who is BA?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on June 02, 2015, 07:18:11 AM
Ban.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: straight on June 02, 2015, 07:33:02 AM
enlighten me gay?

who is BA?

It means bad ass. It's gay lingo
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 02, 2015, 08:47:52 AM
enlighten me gay?

who is BA?

She goes by Brianna Anderson when she puts on a dress.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 03, 2015, 02:16:22 PM
anyway. i might have a friend of mine from the mornington peninsula be moving in with me for about 4 months. he is a good skater and can get a good couple of feet of air on a mini half ramp. he's got other tricks too like nosegrind and 5'0. he's name is micheal and he used to live in high rise luxury apartments in frankston. ive been there once and the view is impressive. but now his lease has run out and i said he could crash at my house for a few months
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on June 03, 2015, 03:38:11 PM
Lightsaber dual!!!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 11:45:37 AM
up llate at 4.30am listening to miley cyrus wait to see you again

very reasuring

now rihana , keep in mind its mainstream radio

be uploading some new pics soon ok

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 03:17:14 PM
new pictures from my house
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 03:19:00 PM
more photos
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 03:20:42 PM
another few pics
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 03:22:12 PM
another ppic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 06:06:54 PM
this is all iequipment  need for another takeover of the system

similar to when i obstructed stole the olympic torch backi in year 2000 august 7th in frankston after it ran through mornington

it was the sydney olympics 2000
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 06:22:41 PM
tell you a story about that olympic torch i obstructed/ stole.

well i got to hold the olympic torch that once

but i also got  to hold the commonwealth games baton for the melbourne 2006 games .

legit this time

i swear legit this time

legit

because in frankston iin 2005 my mother was part of a ceremony and she was senator/politician at the time, and the baton was in the ceremony and i got to hold it

legit this time legit
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on June 04, 2015, 07:11:21 PM
Legit
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on June 04, 2015, 07:11:40 PM
high rise luxury apartments in frankston

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/84/2c/25842c94c29f2ecd6e34ba592892b1e0.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 04, 2015, 07:35:33 PM
I for one am stoked that we got the pic of the bed light there Jedi, have you been out skating yet?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 04, 2015, 09:10:01 PM
gay imp ssusaga metal i hve been skating down the beach near my house just recently

and rafiki = yes it was legit holding of the commonwealth baton. i held itt because my mother  was senator in 2005 and we were at a function in frankston. and i got to hold the baton legit . not obstructed / stolen =  like the olympic torch
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 04, 2015, 09:43:44 PM
Sweet, this can be your soundtrack when you overthrow the system:
MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyYozeOoKs#)
Please Jedi don't hurt 'em
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on June 05, 2015, 03:53:31 AM
great pics Jedi, keep em coming
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: andocom on June 05, 2015, 06:05:29 AM
gay imp ssusaga metal i hve been skating down the beach near my house just recently

and rafiki = yes it was legit holding of the commonwealth baton. i held itt because my mother  was senator in 2005 and we were at a function in frankston. and i got to hold the baton legit . not obstructed / stolen =  like the olympic torch

Jedi is your mothers name Lyn, Jacinta or Judith?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 05, 2015, 09:21:39 AM
I agree with PsychOut...more pics those were awesome man!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 04:30:48 PM
andocom my mothers name is rosy infact

and my sisters name is julia
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 04:56:45 PM
ok got some more photos for you

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 04:58:07 PM
boards and wardrobes
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 04:59:15 PM
back room shots
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 05:00:14 PM
brand new vans
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 05:01:21 PM
more brand new vans
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mattofallmatts on June 05, 2015, 05:19:20 PM
Jedi I'm still waiting for your footage for the slap pals vid you are holding things up...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 06:08:54 PM
mattofallmatts since vans propeller didnt use my tv interview then slap pals video can use it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 06:13:11 PM
and here's a few more pics

shoe collection. there's ali boulala osiris, bam adio. rob dyrdek LA dc's

there's a few there. some inexpensive some more high priced - theres brand new vans, other brand new shoes
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 05, 2015, 09:26:03 PM
i have several other pairs of shoes like a pair old dvs and so on.

those shoes helped produce melbournes finest skater
and helped produce australias best skateracer and most famous skater
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on June 05, 2015, 09:27:51 PM
i have several other pairs of shoes like a pair old dvs and so on.

those shoes helped produce melbournes finest skater
and helped produce australias best skateracer and most famous skater
gnar'd. now stop sucking your own dick and get some footage. or start sucking ben cousin's dick like in that story.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 05, 2015, 10:03:26 PM
stop force choking your own dick jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on June 05, 2015, 10:10:33 PM
stop gagging on your own dick, nick.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 06, 2015, 12:02:28 AM
ok ill keep the self preservation action that you call force gagging more to my self

no probs man
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 06, 2015, 12:10:43 AM
ok ok ok IL FILM TRAINRACING ON MONDAY (MY MONDAY YOUR SUNDAY)

IL GET MY BROTHER TO FILM IT

YOU  want a clip

well TRAIN RACING on monday
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 06, 2015, 11:57:36 AM
huh?
 - u heard right

train racing clip on monday
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 06, 2015, 01:20:58 PM
Worried about you Jedi I hope you don't hurt yourself.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 06, 2015, 04:02:21 PM
ill be wearing full gear -

helmet & pads & ski goggles

even maybe wristguards
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poor alice on June 06, 2015, 06:19:13 PM
ill be wearing full gear -

helmet & pads & ski goggles

even maybe wristguards

Essential man. No but actually, do you actually wear ski goggles to skate in? If so, why?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 06, 2015, 07:20:34 PM
it my unique jedi style (the goggles)

like kareem abdull jabbar - the lakers star man in the 1980's along with magic johnson - jedii thinks that magic johnson is the greatest of all time - better than jordan or lebron
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on June 06, 2015, 08:08:55 PM
Jedis dont wear ski goggles lol.

Your a fake.

You owe george lucas alot of fuckin money

Quit scamming lucas, for real.  Like for real. Maybe, just maybe.

Not sure, but maybe, i repeat, just maybe

Quiet riot
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on June 06, 2015, 08:10:43 PM
(http://red6.home.insightbb.com/Aliens/Jedi/lukehoth.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 07, 2015, 12:04:16 AM
yeah il just ignore

no big deal

just ignore

and yo rockadio word on the luke skywalker pic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 07, 2015, 12:20:50 AM
word rockadio jediz do wear goggles

mara jade
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 07, 2015, 12:23:09 AM
another picture of mara. a nuetral jedi. jediz favorite jedi

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on June 07, 2015, 09:47:30 AM
Can't wait to see the new footage.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on June 07, 2015, 10:04:16 AM
Jedi can you plz post the link to TV interview, ive never seen that one.  and if you link that trainracer episode I've already seen and you posted her six million times I will not be satisfied.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 07, 2015, 11:37:48 AM
fenzadill its on page 11 of this thread - the tv interview

and crew its just 4am on a sunday night

but its a long weekend here in australia because of the queens bday

so tomorrow is  day off

which means all the venues and bars will be hype right now

but im just at home listening to music like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8L8F8xzQQA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8L8F8xzQQA)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 07, 2015, 04:03:15 PM
just woke up. considering train racing today

straight up listening to a tribe called quest beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmXZXpXNcY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmXZXpXNcY)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: downsyder on June 07, 2015, 04:25:13 PM
Jedi can you plz post the link to TV interview, ive never seen that one.  and if you link that trainracer episode I've already seen and you posted her six million times I will not be satisfied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: familyrapist on June 07, 2015, 04:47:00 PM
huh?
 - u heard right

train racing clip on monday



just woke up. considering train racing today

straight up listening to a tribe called quest beats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmXZXpXNcY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmXZXpXNcY)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on June 07, 2015, 05:11:21 PM
Jedi, im not trolling ya man, just hoping to make ya laugh is all.

Fuckin Tribe, good stuff jedi, good stuff
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on June 07, 2015, 11:36:53 PM
Now, Jedi, we don't want you to pull a PJ but don't turn this into some TRUE type waiting game. People have been hanging on for this shit for half a decade. Get out there and do what you have to do!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: andocom on June 08, 2015, 06:38:10 AM
andocom my mothers name is rosy infact

and my sisters name is julia
The reason I asked Jedi is because there were only 3 female senators from Victoria in 2005, none of which were named Rosie. Its the type of thing they tend to keep a public record of.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 09, 2015, 05:27:55 PM
Jedi R U gost?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: REGS on June 09, 2015, 06:46:58 PM
andocom my mothers name is rosy infact

and my sisters name is julia
The reason I asked Jedi is because there were only 3 female senators from Victoria in 2005, none of which were named Rosie. Its the type of thing they tend to keep a public record of.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosy_Buchanan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosy_Buchanan)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 09, 2015, 06:55:34 PM
Jedi R U gost?

He'll be back ... whether he actually comes through with any footy though
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on June 09, 2015, 06:56:01 PM
ac/dc wrote a song about jedi's mom. she's really big in australia.
AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie (Live At River Plate 2009) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMvE0yFnR0I&ab_channel=acdcVEVO#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on June 09, 2015, 11:51:59 PM
Of all the things I have been dubious about that Jedi has typed, I must admit that I had never thought he was bullshitting about his mother's name...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 06:35:10 PM
now chris cole is trying to rip jedi off
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: KING TUT on June 14, 2015, 06:49:28 PM
no he is not, he has no idea who you are. If you care about money so much get a fucking job jedi. peace
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 07:01:55 PM
yeah sure. im more famous in usa and canada than chris cole is so im sure he knows who i am

and my job is no.1 skater in australia

incase u havnt heard king tut
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: KING TUT on June 14, 2015, 07:05:32 PM
My mistake
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 07:13:39 PM
thats ok king tut :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on June 14, 2015, 07:16:25 PM
You are famous only in your own mind.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 07:27:02 PM
thats y im on tv, and y rafiki your still practising your switch tre flip on the flat :)

dont mock me rafiki

chris cole is a rip off

and you know it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on June 14, 2015, 08:43:50 PM
thats y im on tv, and y rafiki your still practising your switch tre flip on the flat :)

dont mock me rafiki

chris cole is a rip off

and you know it
Maybe you should be practicing skating instead of being a pile who feels entitled to stuff he has no right to be. You need stronger meds or just to get banned cause you are on some other shit.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 08:48:15 PM
no rafiki u should get banned for repeatedly harrasing me on this thread :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on June 14, 2015, 09:17:04 PM
yea rafiki
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on June 14, 2015, 10:11:16 PM
Jedi, for 900 a fortnight you should hire terry kennedys agent.

Your failing to negotiate yo deals
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 14, 2015, 10:17:04 PM
if you are more famous than cole, how does his one video have more views than all of your videos on youtube?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 10:22:40 PM
well tobey - do you think more than a million people saw this video in australia when it went on tv?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)

so keep lying tobey

itll do you no good

so keep lying
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 14, 2015, 10:39:38 PM
well tobey - do you think more than a million people saw this video in australia when it went on tv?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)

so keep lying tobey

itll do you no good

so keep lying

do you think everyone in your country watched that when it was live?

jedi just make a social media account like twitter or instagram and if you get more followers than the people you think are more famous than. Then ill start believing you
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 14, 2015, 10:42:47 PM
haha dude dude

i can gurantee at least 700,000 people saw me on tv

if not more than a million

bcause the next day i rang ten news and asked them the views for the previous night

remember it was on both channel ten and 7 news broadcasts

stop lying tobey
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 14, 2015, 10:47:38 PM
haha dude dude

i can gurantee at least 700,000 people saw me on tv

if not more than a million

bcause the next day i rang ten news and asked them the views for the previous night

remember it was on both channel ten and 7 news broadcasts

stop lying tobey

but nobody watches the news anymore, people get that shit online and i honestly wouldn't be to hyped on myself if that was me on tv doing that

edit: also im not lying im asking you questions
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 14, 2015, 11:02:11 PM
i triple dare you jedi to put 1/16 of the energy that you put into all of this tony-hawk-conspiracy-theory/ internet-attention-grabbing energy into your skating. you are the boy who cried skate as far as i'm concerned. go outside and skate/ film and don't come back with any poor me kelly slater muse bullshit until you do so! dismissed!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on June 14, 2015, 11:59:58 PM
well tobey - do you think more than a million people saw this video in australia when it went on tv?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)

so keep lying tobey

itll do you no good

so keep lying

do you think everyone in your country watched that when it was live?

jedi just make a social media account like twitter or instagram and if you get more followers than the people you think are more famous than. Then ill start believing you

This, I want live tweet train racing, selfie train racing (before and after a PSO beats your deluded ass) and that way you can call out hawk directly

God Speed Jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 15, 2015, 12:08:30 AM
can i derail this thread to my favorite up and comer pornstar?

her name is karlee grey and i would die for her

(http://jamesdeenblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/2015-01-18-10.50.04-768x1024.jpg)

(http://cache.rk.com/rk/bignaturals/faces/karlee.pick2.jpg)

(http://i5.fuskator.com/large/bQBRBSCLgjU/Brunette-Karlee-Grey-with-Big-Tits-6.jpg)

seriously guys lets get this girl to blow up
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 15, 2015, 12:25:50 AM
thanks for sharing that man

but il pass thanks
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on June 15, 2015, 03:03:08 AM
have you always been this way? or are you one of those living myths you hear when you're a kid like someone skating in the rain with a sheet of acid in their pants, seeping into their leg and being stuck in a eternal trip.?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on June 15, 2015, 08:00:59 AM
BANTAM RANDOZI GRIMCITY HATE, PLEASE BAN ALL THESE HATERS DISRESPECTING THE GREAT JEDI.

HE IS NO.1 SK8BOARDER IN AUSTRAILIA

N0.1 TRAIN RACER IN THE WORLD

MORE FAMOUS THAN CRIS COLE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on June 15, 2015, 08:56:40 AM
Jedi, with all these views have you given any thought to riding for Revive?

I dont think you need much footage either just add up all your views on the interwebs and that can be your sponsor me tape.

Or take the baby scumbag route and use that 900 a fortnight on booze drugs and bitches. Thoughts?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wizard Fight on June 15, 2015, 08:26:11 PM
Shut the fuck up Tobey and let Jedi live.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: P Casanova on June 16, 2015, 09:40:17 AM
Is Jedi.....Tas Pappas?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Chicken in a Can on June 16, 2015, 09:57:43 AM
Always a bummer when I get to work, open Slap, and see a Jedi thread at the top of the page.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: REGS on June 16, 2015, 01:30:39 PM
Tobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wizard Fight on June 16, 2015, 02:02:52 PM
Tobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post

Yeah Tobey, good work, you found pictures of a porn star. Incredible.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on June 16, 2015, 02:31:42 PM
Tobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post

Yeah Tobey, good work, you found pictures of a porn star. Incredible.

can you post more hi-def ass acne plz tobey
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 16, 2015, 04:45:27 PM
karlee grey hey?

all these opinions about karlee grey

personaly i wouldnt touch her

she's fucked too many dudes without rubbers:)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: KING TUT on June 16, 2015, 07:24:11 PM
Jedi that just builds up her resistance
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 16, 2015, 08:16:45 PM
Tobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post

Yeah Tobey, good work, you found pictures of a porn star. Incredible.

can you post more hi-def ass acne plz tobey

lol who the hell is wizard fight?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on June 16, 2015, 11:57:19 PM
I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on June 17, 2015, 12:15:18 AM
I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy
I demand justice for Sanka Coffee
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on June 17, 2015, 12:16:32 AM
karlee grey hey?

all these opinions about karlee grey

personaly i wouldnt touch her

she's fucked too many dudes without rubbers:)
You have said you fucked escorts LOL who are probably way uglier.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on June 17, 2015, 12:19:06 AM
Posts by Jedi > Posts by Tobey

Fuck, you are the worst Tobey.

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 17, 2015, 12:31:58 AM
^^^ ouch :-\
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 17, 2015, 12:36:04 AM
Posts by Jedi > Posts by Tobey

Fuck, you are the worst Tobey.



lol who are all these people coming at me?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on June 17, 2015, 12:45:25 AM
Hey Jedi,

what's up with the Vans Oz TM saying you're not on the team?

(http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/Jedi%20kicked%20off.png)

plus how can you be coming at me matt when you said this to him?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on June 17, 2015, 07:02:28 AM
I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy
I demand justice for Sanka Coffee


MOST FAMOUS SK8r IN VA AREA
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 17, 2015, 03:39:22 PM
most famous skater in VA?

yeah well

jedi is the most famous skate racer in CA

muttonchops style :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on June 18, 2015, 01:57:43 AM
So uh, whatever happened to you getting that clip by last Monday? Isn't the slap video being held up until you get some new footage?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 18, 2015, 12:08:58 PM
Once I tried a ho ho plant and the board hit me on my head OUCH!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 18, 2015, 03:42:24 PM
I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy

WAVY-TV really does do the best reporting ever done did.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chockfullofthat on June 19, 2015, 08:11:13 AM
train racing is unfashionable...plane racing is the next plateau.  hosoi has big plans for big planes.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on June 19, 2015, 08:44:19 AM
HOLY SHIT HAMPTON ROADS VA TV STATION REALLY IS WAVY-TV AND THEY OWN WAVY.COM

(http://ebengregory.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/maxbwwweeer4.jpg)

i dont think it even needs to be said but free my guy charly wingate yo he was set up
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on June 19, 2015, 08:52:56 AM
HOLY SHIT HAMPTON ROADS VA TV STATION REALLY IS WAVY-TV AND THEY OWN WAVY.COM

(http://ebengregory.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/maxbwwweeer4.jpg)

i dont think it even needs to be said but free my guy charly wingate yo he was set up


all that dough and he couldnt even get a decent fit?
i love biggaville, but those gas station locs and that ed hardy hood are embarrassing.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on June 23, 2015, 10:38:01 AM
#praying4jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on June 23, 2015, 05:52:15 PM
#tasXjedicollab ???
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on June 29, 2015, 11:57:37 PM
Where the fuck is the Jedi when you need him?

C'mon son. The whole SLAP vid is waiting on you, don't fuck it up!

SLAP needs a Jedi update. Got people worried.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on June 30, 2015, 08:08:36 PM
time for the next edition of the "jedi daily" 360 frip
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 02:59:32 AM
ok for those that missed out in the last 12 hours

jedi =

1st. started a thread that said = jedi is now the 2nd most famous skater in usa/canada, 2nd only to hawk

2nd. started a thread that said = all obama has to do to stop islam's war on the west is = say that magic is real on world tv

= and then no more world trade 911
no more london bombings
no more madrid bombings
no more boston bombings
no more martin place sydney terror shootings
no more paris terror shootings
no more tunisia terror shootings

no more

because islam is sick of the western worlds political leaders and corporate leaders and tv networks lying about magic not being real and lying about the fact that jedi gave magic powers to the whole world in december 2000 (except for the people that had magic and telepathy already like = hardcore skaters, surfers, bmx, ninjas, trapeze without the net etc. etc)
because=

1. magic can heal for free and magic healing could match or better hospital treatments and medicine (and its free) (but be warned= using the wrong magic could open gates from the demon realm or dark spirit realm to the earth realm, so i suggest that the world starts colleges to teach magic in a safe and proper fashion and a safe and proper environment)
2. if magic is real then = it possibly proves the existence of aliens and gods like jehova, zeus, posiedon, allah, buddha, krishna etc etc (who like demons and dark spirits - should possibly = not be fucked with)
3. magic could replace petrol and fossil fuels = ie. power your gmc or jeep or hatchback or bmw with magic instead of petrol, and i'll go even further= you could make your car or boat or bike or jetski fly in the sky like a plane with magic, or go under the the ocean with magic like a submarine = or even maybe? maybe? go into space like a rocket or shuttle
4. with magic you could go underwater without needing to breathe etc etc.

the list goes on and on

just ask harry potter and dumbledorf or gandalf and saruman or merlin and king arthur, they'll tell you =

with colleges to learn magic = there is a big list of possiblities , maybe not endless list (remember the demon realm gate or dark spirit realm gate to earth realm being opened)

but remember obama seems to be on the same team as hawk, slater, hosoi, snoop, dr dre, bill gates, branson, etc and the are working against us here in the land of heelfips, k grinds, airtime, bluntslides, olly impossibles and the rest

and all they care about is their fat bank accounts and making sure that normal income girls all over the world are their free prostitutes

and make sure that they stay as their free prostitutes

they give a fuck less about heelfips, k grinds, airtime, bluntslides, olly impossibles and the rest

even tony hawk doesnt care about heelfips, k grinds, airtime, bluntslides, olly impossibles and the rest - he just cares about his fat bank account and his free prostitutes

no offence but jedi will fuck you over

and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes

when we all have to go to work every day, every year, until we die

and all they do is sit on their ass, and get free prostitutes

no offence but jedi had already fucked you over

and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore

or ever again

godspeed hosoi , you slut fuckwit
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 01, 2015, 03:26:35 AM
Jedi, could you please comment on your current relationship status with Ben Cousins?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: smokecrack on July 01, 2015, 04:11:23 AM
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes

wait, if a prostitute is free, then isn't she no longer a prostitute?

???
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 04:56:43 AM
smokecrack this ones a no brainer

if you walk into one of the most expensive brothels in san fransisco or los angeles

and you where a first time customer (ie. you never been there before and you werent a regular customer) and paid for one of their most expensive prostitutes for an hour service =

= and they said to you = no charge , and after having sex, you never went to that brothel ever again in your whole life ?

= then is that a free prostitute?

= well smokecrack? is it ?

= stop lying smokecrack

you know that obama, tony, kelly, hosoi, snoop, dre, bill gates, branson and the rest of the fuckwits

are setting us all up = so that we all pay for sex with attractive women and girls, when they get it for free

and more to the point =

= we are theyr slaves

well no more of this fuckwits

remember obama doesnt care about any of us

he cares about his fat bank account and free prostitutes

ie. just type in on google = obamas net worth

and smokecrack, type in on google = your net worth

check the difference smokecrack

big difference smokecrack, big difference, big fucking difference

so fuck you obama

back in 2008 i used to like you/ even love you

now i hate you - you rat
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 05:31:18 AM
because
1. he couldnt face it that jedi can kick kelly slaters ass and kelly slater can kick andys ass

and

2. jedi back in 2010 was kelly slaters main opponent in bells beach torquay (and basically in australia/ if not the world) = and andy couldnt face it

and

3. andy is another scammer like tony, kelly, hosoi, snoop, obama, dre, bill gates, banson etc and andy couldnt hack it that his scam was being exposed at very fast pace (even though it wouldnt be fully exposed until 2013-2015) and he was shit scared

so he overdosed and killed himself

no offense but thats what scammers get for scammers

fuck you andy, fuck you hawk, fuck you kelly , fuck you hosoi, and the rest of the fuckwits too, they can get fucked

and rot
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 05:32:27 AM
the real reason y world champion andy irons killed himself in 2010

because
1. he couldnt face it that jedi can kick kelly slaters ass and kelly slater can kick andys ass

and

2. jedi back in 2010 was kelly slaters main opponent in bells beach torquay (and basically in australia/ if not the world) = and andy couldnt face it

and

3. andy is another scammer like tony, kelly, hosoi, snoop, obama, dre, bill gates, banson etc and andy couldnt hack it that his scam was being exposed at very fast pace (even though it wouldnt be fully exposed until 2013-2015) and he was shit scared

so he overdosed and killed himself

no offense but thats what scammers get for scammers

fuck you andy, fuck you hawk, fuck you kelly , fuck you hosoi, and the rest of the fuckwits too, they can get fucked

and rot
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 05:45:54 AM
andy you and rest of the fuckwits have been scamming since 2000 december

so get all your pussy now andy, get all your pussy now

while you rot in hell

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 05:46:33 AM
andy you and rest of the fuckwits have been scamming since 2000 december

so get all your pussy now andy, get all your pussy now

while you rot in hell

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 01, 2015, 06:17:40 AM
i wonder what my girlfriend would say if i told her she was my free prostitute.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tay on July 01, 2015, 06:33:15 AM
I strongly advise you seek an American presidential nomination Jedi. The Independent party are organizing to reveal your hidden magic powers. FBI Special Agent, David Duchovny is their front man, along with his beautiful running mate Gillian Anderson, already have their nomination.

As for your Australian origins... Obama as every enlightened God loving individual knows was born in Zimbabwe. So you shouldn't have any issues creating a fraudulent birth certificate at your local Staples.

You worked so hard for the good of humanity, it's time your given due credit Jedi. We love you.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 06:33:54 AM
put it this way jb

kelly slater and tony hawk would call her a free prostitute

but im sure you have more respect for her than they do

because kelly and tony are rats that need bullets in their heads

just tell every mom in america that kelly lied to them ever since 2000 december (and show them the proof on jediz facebook, jediz youtube including the tv youtube, slap.com, and skateboard.com.au)

and every mom in america will realize that kelly ratted them out and lied to them

and every mom in america will agree that kelly and tony should either =

1. be jailed for life

or

2. recieve a bullet or 2 or 3

you rats
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: NoComply180 on July 01, 2015, 06:34:55 AM
Jedi is it true that you slept with Caitlyn Jenner? Ronson Lambert told me that
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 06:51:05 AM
i know your being comedic tay, but thank you, i appreciate the kind words

and nocomply180 = no ive never slept with anyone famous, ronson is fibbing

but i have associated with a couple of famous australian girls back when i was younger

the first one i attended a sporting event at melbournes biggest stadium with her and her at the time boyfriend
her name was brooke satchwell - she is an australian actress to this day

the 2nd one is delta goodrem - who started her career acting on the same show as brooke did, but then became a very successfull singer, australian and UK mtv artist afterwards. now she has a regular judging role on australian version of reality show - the voice
when i completed my world record long distance skate marathon of 70km in a day back in 2003 (mornington beach down the esplanade to pt melbourne beach) - delta heard that i was going for the world record, so at the end of the marathon in pt melbourne her and her boyfriend(who is also an actor) where there to meet me. i only spoke to them for 5 mins(we made introductions, i told them that i was the best skater in melbourne- which is not the truth, the truth was that jedi and hosoi are the 2 best skaters in the history of the world- but i didnt want to brag), but it was an interesting to see that 2 famous actors wanted to meet me at the end of my world record skate marathon
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 01, 2015, 07:19:12 AM
Andy irons rip
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Patey on July 01, 2015, 07:41:12 AM
you have your own 5+ page thread already dude
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 08:18:19 AM
Andy irons rip

dont be decieved dude, andy is a scammer

dont believe me then

ill say it again = andy is a scammer, and my concious feels better now that he is dead

one less enemy of jedi in the grave

and one less enemy of little children all over the world in the grave

andy scammed the kids and groms and shortys all over the world for the whole 1st decade of the millenium

may andy rip (rot in peace)

i know i say that all the fuckwits need a bullet and a gravestone

but in reality i have compassion, integrity, honesty and i value truth

so no bullets

instead they can all be forced to take painless euthenasia poison for all i care

send them all where andy is

you get all of all that givecigstogroms

you get all of that?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 08:23:41 AM
and they can learn that their penises dont have all of us trapped in a slave pen

trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again

andy may you rot in peace

kelly, tony, hosoi, dre, snoop, bill gates, branson, obama and the rest of fuckwits

please follow suit as soon possible
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 01, 2015, 08:29:42 AM
You know Jedi,

I'd really rather you dropped some skating/life clips for us all.

None of us really care about Hawk, Hosoi or whoever. Money / fame isn't that important in life...

Hope life is working out, get out there and live it!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on July 01, 2015, 09:00:03 AM
oh my norma! who the fuck is andy iron? is he in the same line of work as brian pumper? jedi, use your magick to change my name back to shark tits and make gvcci hvcci record more songs like bullet in the head.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 09:01:16 AM
listen 360 frip

i am a marked man in australia

not marked like osama bin laden used to be

but im still marked / u get the picture

ie. i went by myself to newport skatepark the other day to nail some tricks but i had leave in a hurry before a few local idiots tried to bash me

skating is getting harder and harder every day, every week, every month

like i said ill drop a clip at halloween at riverside when i do the double sabre slide and a few straight airs over the ski jump and even maybe a 180 five o or a cab heel noselslide

wait until then

unless you are going to or someone else is going to cough up some cash

pay me to skate or wait until haloween

no pay no skating

just like army

no pay no fight

i really want to skate and show the whole of slap my skills with a skateboard and lightsaber

but unless you pay me, im not risking getting bashed at a skatepark by jealous nerd fuckwits that need to gang up 3 or 4 on 1

because they cant beat me 1 and 1

just like the army

no pay no fight
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 01, 2015, 09:25:46 AM

just ask harry potter and dumbledorf or gandalf and saruman or merlin and king arthur, they'll tell you =


I was suspicious until I got to this part. Now...

The Monkees - I'm a Believer [official music video] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 10:03:58 AM
whats up gay? long time no hear

ur joking about being suspicious right?

obama is a scammer

depressing thought isnt it?

believe me man = if obama went on tv and said it = then islam would stop attacking western civilization

but obama has 8 million stashed ( or more )

and he just wants to spend it on crap, and also he wants free prostitutes

he doesnt care if islam bombs you or shoots u ?

depressing thought isnt it?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chockfullofthat on July 01, 2015, 11:00:15 AM
thoughts on the new tony hawk game?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on July 01, 2015, 11:06:44 AM
jedi r u back on that synthetic weed and methylone?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 01, 2015, 12:57:54 PM
Definitely depressing, Jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 01:54:55 PM
fuck him gay

he'll get his

and they'll get theirs

especialy tony kelly hosoi

thats right snoop? you hear that? not especially you?

especially tony kelly hosoi

because snoop i know you are not world wide ultimate sex god of sex gods like kelly slater

are you snoop?

are you?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 02:01:33 PM
put it this way snoop, ive never bought a tv in my whole life

ive been walking streets/ skating streets with no fixed address too many times too care

im on tv though

infact im now more famous in LA and NY than you are

maybe LA

but definitely NY
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 01, 2015, 02:37:18 PM
Yeah snoop! Are you?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 01, 2015, 02:50:12 PM
no is not gay

but kelly is

bad luck for both of them

but especially bad luck for kelly
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on July 01, 2015, 03:57:54 PM
Jedi are you back on Spice and speed or what
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 01, 2015, 04:51:28 PM
 I feel like we need some sort of safe word now when things start getting a little too intense up in here.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 01, 2015, 08:55:59 PM
whats up gay? long time no hear

ur joking about being suspicious right?

obama is a scammer

depressing thought isnt it?

believe me man = if obama went on tv and said it = then islam would stop attacking western civilization

but obama has 8 million stashed ( or more )

and he just wants to spend it on crap, and also he wants free prostitutes

he doesnt care if islam bombs you or shoots u ?

depressing thought isnt it?

Sounds better than Obama Care.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 01, 2015, 09:45:27 PM
I actually really like the part about magic and how aliens landed in your mother's senate seat (or was it backyard?), can you please talk more in depth about that?
Also, what's up with the ladies Jedi? Remember that list you had of like 50 of them?
 
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on July 02, 2015, 12:58:17 AM
Jedi what do you make of this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IWCgrIP9k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IWCgrIP9k#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Jared on July 02, 2015, 01:23:25 AM
This thread makes me feel normal.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on July 02, 2015, 02:49:27 AM
Did Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 02, 2015, 02:52:02 AM
Did Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost

Why'd you take down the photo of them together? It was breathtaking.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 03, 2015, 11:40:16 AM
bantam, randozzi,  hate, grimcity

if anyone sends in a reply you can be the guess judge on whether the offer is $100 or $50 or even higher cash

for any slapmagazine.com melbourne viewer that has any footage on their camera, smartphone, high tech  or etc. then upload it to this
article/thread with a postal address and i'll send you cash for it = if its good footage

and jedi will pay more if the footage is of something = more radder or more interesting, or something different that catches the eye , or a faster scene

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: chinese weed on July 04, 2015, 05:46:41 AM
Did Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost

Why'd you take down the photo of them together? It was breathtaking.

Tony asked me to take it down and paid me a cool $1 mill for the rights. I think he may use it for advertisement in the future.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 09, 2015, 06:27:15 PM
big list of scammers who cant skate for shit cmpared to jedi and avbeen exposed

tony hawk
danny way
bam
sheckler
p rod
shaun white
nyjah
jaws
vallely
steve o
andrew reynolds
chad muska
geoff rowley
eric koston
bucky lasek
jamie thomas
bob burnquinst
rune glifberg
rodney mullen
ellisa steamer
stever cabellero

jake brown
renton millar
jason ellis
trevor ward
adam luxford
and the other aussie vert skaters except tas pappas

dustin dollin
jaffa
will stoyles
ronnie roberts
chris woods
alladin
and heaps of other melbourne street pros from ten/12 years ago

back to the world
pierre luc gignon
rick mcrank
caswell berry
micke mcgill
lance mountain
ronnie creager
cairo foster
wee man
andy mcdonald
steve berra
heath kirchart
daewon song
kristian svitak


the list could go on - there's so many that are shit scared of jedi becoming the no.1 skater in the world for the last 15 years

totally shit scared

so did you enjoy getting paid and getting all those dick sucks boys?

becuase you should of

becuase shits going down the drain fast now isnt it boys

aint it boy

aint it boy

AINT IT BOY?

rats. Smiley

eat it now boy

boy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 09, 2015, 06:43:41 PM
and guess what ?

nyjah too

how come he has 6 million and jedi gets paid 900 a fortnight

when jedi shits down nyjahs throat

little punk

get your dick sucked and get paid

you aint shit compared to jedi

all you are is a slut

you cant skate for shit nyjah
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 09, 2015, 06:48:23 PM
also if i was hosoi back in the 80's competing against tony

i would have said in every interview that "tony is shit , he cant air for shit, he cant slide for shit, he cant grind for shit, he cant skate for shit"

instead of being nice to dork hawk in 80's in all his interviews
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 09, 2015, 08:14:51 PM
and guess what ?

nyjah too

how come he has 6 million and jedi gets paid 900 a fortnight

when jedi shits down nyjahs throat

little punk

get your dick sucked and get paid

you aint shit compared to jedi

all you are is a slut

you cant skate for shit nyjah

yep pj ladds a scammer who cant skate for shit compared to jedi

and i tel you what?

the president knows about the scam

thats right = obama is not in the dark

infact obama is in on it = that's right obama is scamming jedi too

and so was w bush

and clinton

all rats

just type in on google obamas net worth

and do you have 8 million ?

i didnt think so

also 360 frip i missed rob drydek

yeah he can sit pretty on his 50 million getting his dick sucked

like a sucker

who cant skate for shit compared to jedi

yeah do your kickflips dickhead

you cant air for shit

just ask that scammer fuck hosoi

you cant air for shit drydek

so get your dick sucked while it all goes down the drain for you fuckwit

just like vallely = you should of played candy crush and get your dick sucked instaed of being a pro skater

because drydek you cant skate for shit

thats right hawk kelly and the other rats

youve had it too good for too long with your scams getting your dicks sucked and getting paid

now its time for it all to go down the drain

rats

thats right nyjah and his mother and father are scammers

thats right sheckler and his mother and father are scammers

scammers to the core
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 09, 2015, 08:30:37 PM
Yeah but what about Oprah?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 09, 2015, 09:17:10 PM
nah nah dont bring oprah into this

she's a bit slow for youe gibbershish

but i however "can"

yes repeat
"can"

deciper ur gibberish as

scam

endorse yourself with scam

the prize

should go to the best skaters

the 2 best skaters ever are jedi and hosoi

point stop
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on July 09, 2015, 09:24:28 PM
oprah rules


www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhJ1hsrSDzo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhJ1hsrSDzo#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: matt. on July 10, 2015, 03:43:57 AM
Shut up Tobey
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on July 10, 2015, 06:34:48 AM
Shut up Tobey

lol just take the L like you did last time big guy
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 10, 2015, 09:28:51 AM
im not the only one whos really in the mood for a blowjob after reading this last page, am i?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 10, 2015, 12:06:48 PM
I always suspected Dustin Dollin was a big huge phony. Now I know.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 10, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
I also always suspected Nyjah was a slut.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 10, 2015, 12:13:13 PM
ha ha i like your new profile photo = raiden

do you know gay that a normal human can channel and dispel electricity aswell as a god like raiden can

but if you do so it would be wise to have a technology shield or a magic shield
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 10, 2015, 12:29:41 PM
ha ha i like your new profile photo = raiden

do you know gay that a normal human can channel and dispel electricity aswell as a god like raiden can

but if you do so it would be wise to have a technology shield or a magic shield


you probably want to have a ground wire too. just a guess.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 10, 2015, 03:15:10 PM
yeah and the shield serves a double purpose JB

it stops the air strike that comes after you after you electrocute the president :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 10, 2015, 04:01:27 PM
obama u bitch = go on tv and admit that magic is real

then its

burn tony burn burn tony burn

burn tony burn burn tony burn

burn tony burn burn tony burn

burn tony burn burn tony burn

burn tony burn burn tony burn
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on July 10, 2015, 04:04:39 PM
yeah and the shield serves a double purpose JB

it stops the air strike that comes after you after you electrocute the president :)
jb voted obama. he's not eloctrocuting anyone and neither are you. you're not a good skater or famous. you're an increasingly annoying schizophrenic asshole who doesn't even have delusions about his own country. obama doesn't give a shit about jason ellis and he's more important australian than you'll ever be. he ate a shark heart, the heart of a shark!
you're just a pussy who can't lipslide w/ a toy sword in his hands and never landed the fence gap. those kids filming you were laughing at you. ISIS doesn't know who you are but they'd think you're a pussy too if they knew you can't land the fence gap or the lipslide w/ toy swords. ISIS respects real skaters like geoff rowley who aren't afraid to slam. ISIS had his head but they gave it right back. gnar recognize gnar.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 10, 2015, 06:01:01 PM
mmmmmmm...

obama is a scammer who is holding back the developement of magic all over the world = just so he can line his  own pockets

so back off sniff your own buthole all the time

and jedi and hosoi are the 2 best skaters ever/ none of this hawk shit

so eat it sniff your own buthole

ps obama needs to come clean

back in 2008 i would of voted for him too

but now he's a fat cat thats on the scam hop

the scam hop you hear me

the scam hop

the hop

on the hop

sory to tell you man
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 10, 2015, 06:30:58 PM
SO WILL THE FOLLOWING LIST PLEASE GET YOUR PAYED AND GET YOUR DICK SUCKED

BECAUSE U WILL NEVER BEAT JEDI AND 80'S HOSOI AT SKATEBOARDNG


tony hawk
danny way
bam
sheckler
p rod
shaun white
nyjah
jaws
vallely
steve o
andrew reynolds
chad muska
geoff rowley
eric koston
bucky lasek
jamie thomas
bob burnquinst
rune glifberg
rodney mullen
ellisa steamer
stever cabellero

jake brown
renton millar
jason ellis
trevor ward
adam luxford
and the other aussie vert skaters except tas pappas

dustin dollin
jaffa
will stoyles
ronnie roberts
chris woods
alladin
and heaps of other melbourne street pros from ten/12 years ago

back to the world
pierre luc gignon
rick mcrank
caswell berry
micke mcgill
lance mountain
ronnie creager
cairo foster
wee man
andy mcdonald
steve berra
heath kirchart
daewon song
kristian svitak
rob drydek
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 10, 2015, 06:35:56 PM
but on a serious note folks

hows lebron comin up short of a championship ring for cleveland

golden state arnt even that good

i told u id never wear a lebron james jersey

or jordan

ever
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 10, 2015, 06:38:13 PM
but on a serious note folks

hows lebron comin up short of a championship ring for cleveland

golden state arnt even that good

i told u id never wear a lebron james jersey

or jordan

ever

Glad to see that not even you take your scamming posts seriously.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tay on July 10, 2015, 07:35:10 PM
I also always suspected Nyjah was a slut.

You can tame him Gay. POTY + 2015 SOTY <3
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 10, 2015, 09:18:18 PM
yeah and the shield serves a double purpose JB

it stops the air strike that comes after you after you electrocute the president :)
jb voted obama. he's not eloctrocuting anyone and neither are you. you're not a good skater or famous. you're an increasingly annoying schizophrenic asshole who doesn't even have delusions about his own country. obama doesn't give a shit about jason ellis and he's more important australian than you'll ever be. he ate a shark heart, the heart of a shark!
you're just a pussy who can't lipslide w/ a toy sword in his hands and never landed the fence gap. those kids filming you were laughing at you. ISIS doesn't know who you are but they'd think you're a pussy too if they knew you can't land the fence gap or the lipslide w/ toy swords. ISIS respects real skaters like geoff rowley who aren't afraid to slam. ISIS had his head but they gave it right back. gnar recognize gnar.


twice! if that isnt proof that hes a scammer, then i dont know what is.

and leave jedi alone! he might not be able to land a lipslide with a toy sword, but the ofspring wrote a song about him after he stole the olympic torch. thats rad af
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tay on July 11, 2015, 02:05:14 PM
ha ha i like your new profile photo = raiden

do you know gay that a normal human can channel and dispel electricity aswell as a god like raiden can

but if you do so it would be wise to have a technology shield or a magic shield

Jedi, is this you?

(http://i.imgur.com/JkKg3N7l.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wizard Fight on July 11, 2015, 03:28:28 PM
I also always suspected Nyjah was a slut.

You can tame him Gay. POTY + 2015 SOTY <3

Was there a POTY 2014? I don't remember voting. Rock Adio should have won.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 11, 2015, 06:34:45 PM
Jedi, are you actually skating at all?

I know the whole no pay, no skate concept but don't you want to get out and shred a bit?

It was 38 C here yesterday, my knee isn't working properly but I still got out.

Get your shit together and go and skate.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 11, 2015, 11:35:23 PM
360 frip i already told u. im skating at the haloween comp at riverside

besides man the weather is crap here in melbourne at the moment

rain rain and more rain

time to sit inside and watch ol 80's and 90's skate movies and surfing movies and smoke cones

and wait for tony hawk the bitch to pay the dues that he owes jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 12, 2015, 02:35:23 AM
jedi why do you never come to lincoln square
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 12, 2015, 02:38:09 AM
im not the only one whos really in the mood for a blowjob after reading this last page, am i?

I just started playing Candy Crush a lot and hoping it might happen...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 12, 2015, 01:19:40 PM
Beer keg peg leg = because noone ever invites me

is that an invite beer keg?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 12, 2015, 10:55:56 PM
360 frip i already told u. im skating at the haloween comp at riverside

besides man the weather is crap here in melbourne at the moment

rain rain and more rain

time to sit inside and watch ol 80's and 90's skate movies and surfing movies and smoke cones

and wait for tony hawk the bitch to pay the dues that he owes jedi

Yeah, sounds a little weak to me.

I have been skating alone for the past while. No invites. The weather is hot as fuck (38 C with 80-100% humidity). My back knee is fucking with me, meaning any frip is a bad idea. I still skated Saturday and Sunday. It was RAD.

You shouldn't be smoking cones either. Weed doesn't suit everyone and if your smoking legal highs, you are an idiot.

Get your shit in order.



Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 13, 2015, 12:20:25 AM
no 360 trip I'm smoking real bud. no legal highs

and no its not weak

its taking a stand against tony and kelly ripping me off

im boycotting skating until haloween comp

but i will practice my double sabre slide at newport a few times before halloween just to get the rythm

but i won't film it 360 frip

ul just have to wait for halloween
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on July 13, 2015, 06:08:15 AM
Not sure if you have seen this Jedi, but Hawk posted this pic in regarding owing you money

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/e35/sh0.08/11386443_426372864236824_1757984379_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on July 13, 2015, 06:09:26 AM
Jedi you said you were quiting Weed after being in the psych ward, you lied, how many lies are you gonna spit Jedi?

LIES

LIES

LIES
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on July 13, 2015, 09:29:23 AM
Jedi I think if you stopped smoking weed, took your meds, and tried to act in a sane manner, you'd get way more free dick sucks.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 13, 2015, 04:39:42 PM
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too

fools
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on July 13, 2015, 04:53:43 PM
Jedi your going downhill fast and it's not on a skateboard...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 13, 2015, 05:05:07 PM
the reason y jedi is 2nd most famous skater in USA and Canada is

- because most of USA 13 million skaters know the jedi

- unlike dork hawk who is known by the entire 270 million population of USA

hawk and slater are holding jedi back from american tv and canadian tv

because they dont want jedi to get paid - not at all

and they dont want the whole population to know that jedi and hosoi kick hawk and slaters ass
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 13, 2015, 05:30:48 PM
meanwhile jedi is
the most famous skater in australia
the number one skater in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
the 2nd most famous skateboarder in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
the most famous skateboard racer in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of the western world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
and i am sponsored by vans and trigger brothers

the 2nd most famous skater in USA and Canada
2nd only to tony hawk

thats right = the only skater who is more famous than jedi in USA is tony hawk

which basicaly makes jedi the 2nd most famous skater in the world
the only skater in the world who is more famous in the world than jedi is tony hawk


Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 13, 2015, 05:55:52 PM
> most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't skate 8)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 13, 2015, 06:35:29 PM
no gay imp metal

2nd most famous skater in the world

will skate = if paid :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 13, 2015, 07:05:14 PM
no gay imp metal

2nd most famous skater in the world

will skate = if paid :)

My bad:
> 2nd most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't actually skate

Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really... 
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% ;) Imagine what you could do at 100% :o
Now THAT would be magic!!!

P.s. I don't want to hear little whiny excuses from you about why you CAN'T skate. Do you think Tony Hawk would be where he is now if he sat around on the internet all day complaining about people conspiring against him? NO! He took his arse outside and worked for it! Put the bong down, put your shoes on and follow that old school zorlac skate wisdom: SHUT UP AND SKATE!

P.p.s If you cry wolf again I will copy/paste this response every.single.time you post until it sinks into that head of yours
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wizard Fight on July 13, 2015, 11:57:45 PM
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too

fools
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on July 14, 2015, 12:00:43 AM
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too

fools

it is magic Jedi, it tuns you from normal into believing people owe you money, MAGICAL stuff

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on July 14, 2015, 12:10:30 AM
no gay imp metal

2nd most famous skater in the world

will skate = if paid :)

My bad:
> 2nd most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't actually skate

Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really... 
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% ;) Imagine what you could do at 100% :o
Now THAT would be magic!!!

P.s. I don't want to hear little whiny excuses from you about why you CAN'T skate. Do you think Tony Hawk would be where he is now if he sat around on the internet all day complaining about people conspiring against him? NO! He took his arse outside and worked for it! Put the bong down, put your shoes on and follow that old school zorlac skate wisdom: SHUT UP AND SKATE!

P.p.s If you cry wolf again I will copy/paste this response every.single.time you post until it sinks into that head of yours

dude he is schizophrenia, no matter what you say its not going to go anywhere with him
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 14, 2015, 12:15:09 AM
no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia

but

i am on tv

i can get on tv again

you cant

and i am famous

all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)

are you tobey ?

mentall illness my ass

dickhead
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 14, 2015, 12:17:02 AM
thats right you heard

with the crews help

jedi has made bantam hate randozzi grimcity famous all over the western world
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on July 14, 2015, 12:17:27 AM
no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia

but

i am on tv

i can get on tv again

you cant

and i am famous

all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)

are you tobey ?

mentall illness my ass

dickhead

yep, you have mental illness Jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on July 14, 2015, 12:19:30 AM
no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia

but

i am on tv

i can get on tv again

you cant

and i am famous

all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)

are you tobey ?

mentall illness my ass

dickhead

yep, you have mental illness Jedi

yeah its not that big of a deal jedi i have had super bad anxiety since i was 14, i didn't even leave my house for 3 years at one point. Go see a doctor and get on the right meds, you will be laughing at this hopefully soon
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 14, 2015, 12:22:16 AM
Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really... 
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% Wink Imagine what you could do at 100% Shocked
Now THAT would be magic!!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 14, 2015, 12:24:00 AM
dude he is schizophrenia, no matter what you say its not going to go anywhere with him

Tis a shame really since there's people on here who genuinely want him to go out there and skate.
I don't really want the guy to be banned or anything but some days I think it actually might be the best option for him...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 14, 2015, 01:02:31 AM
Number one idiot in Australia

True


True


True
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 14, 2015, 01:07:22 AM
ok ok ok

by popular demand

new jedi mini clip (about 2min)

dropping saturday(USA time)

will include hill bomb and a one foot noselide reverse sabre catch
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 14, 2015, 10:29:08 AM
ok ok ok

by popular demand

new jedi mini clip (about 2min)

dropping saturday(USA time)

will include hill bomb and a one foot noselide reverse sabre catch


(http://media.giphy.com/media/Is1O1TWV0LEJi/giphy.gif)

fuck yes!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on July 15, 2015, 09:23:37 AM
thats more like it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 15, 2015, 05:22:38 PM
Footage must be RECENT though 8)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 18, 2015, 10:05:27 PM
a skate race competition tuned to jediz needs

http://www.skateboard.com.au/bandits/read.cfm?forum=10&thread=93694 (http://www.skateboard.com.au/bandits/read.cfm?forum=10&thread=93694)

and yo that clip wil be out in a day or 2
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 18, 2015, 10:10:28 PM
sorry here's the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAmfulgFhds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAmfulgFhds)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 19, 2015, 02:50:19 AM
Beer keg peg leg = because noone ever invites me

is that an invite beer keg?

ofc bro
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 20, 2015, 09:30:27 PM
fuck slater. the shark shouldv attacked kelly and slater wouldv got his just desserts

but full props to fanning who beat off the shark attack and julian wilson who paddled over too fanning to assist him

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/07/20/surf-comp-ends-after-fanning-shark-attack.html (http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/07/20/surf-comp-ends-after-fanning-shark-attack.html)

clip will be out tomorrow gay imp metal

and fuck slater

that shark should have gone for kelly, not fanning

Gay
I wonder if this is proof that Fanning has a bigger penis than Kelly?

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on Today at 03:53:25 PM
fuck slater. the shark shouldv attacked kelly and slater wouldv got his just desserts

but full props to fanning who beat off the shark attack and julian wilson who paddled over too fanning to assist him

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/07/20/surf-comp-ends-after-fanning-shark-attack.html (http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/07/20/surf-comp-ends-after-fanning-shark-attack.html)

360frip
This kind of pedophilia is sick. Is man on shark legal in Australia?

yeah nice joke 360 frip

i wish the shark had of date raped slater though

with its teeth :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 21, 2015, 05:47:58 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: frig deuce on July 22, 2015, 01:02:26 PM
http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelellsberg/2011/07/18/how-i-overcame-bipolar-ii/ (http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelellsberg/2011/07/18/how-i-overcame-bipolar-ii/)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 22, 2015, 05:08:14 PM
Quote
clip will be out tomorrow gay imp metal

July 20, 2015, 08:30:27 PM

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 23, 2015, 07:10:24 AM
i go on vacation for a week with no internet and the one thing im excited to see when i finally get back on is the new jedi clip that i was promised last week and im not seeing it. you're really starting to let me down jedi. im really starting to think these haters are right and that youre just an egotistical complainer whos jealous of everyone elses skills and money. i really hope you can prove me wrong jedi.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 23, 2015, 11:40:16 PM
*taps finger on table*
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 24, 2015, 09:33:24 AM
 :'(

 :'(

 :'(
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 12:41:10 PM
Knew this queefnugget wouldnt post a clip.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 01:01:37 PM
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive.  but im hesitant on whether to release it or not

and il tell you y?

because that faggot tony gets one up on me then

you dont understand rafiki

i need to be paid for skating

not release clips for free

just like hawk

hawk has 140 million dollars

i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight

i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip

but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing

put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Sanka Coffie on July 24, 2015, 01:31:15 PM
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive.  but im hesitant on whether to release it or not

and il tell you y?

because that faggot tony gets one up on me then

you dont understand rafiki

i need to be paid for skating

not release clips for free

just like hawk

hawk has 140 million dollars

i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight

i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip

but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing

put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
(yawn).... this routine is starting to get old jedi

(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cookie_monster_waiting.gif)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 01:34:47 PM
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive.  but im hesitant on whether to release it or not

and il tell you y?

because that faggot tony gets one up on me then

you dont understand rafiki

i need to be paid for skating

not release clips for free

just like hawk

hawk has 140 million dollars

i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight

i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip

but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing

put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
I get paid nothing for skating and I share my clips on the internet because I want others to see them. I dont need recognition nor do I ask for it. Why should you recieve any recognition when you havent done anything to earn it besides claim you are magic?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 01:47:46 PM
well i tell you 2 things rafiki = ive been skating for free since 1997. no more pal. no more. get the fucking picture man? no more

and 2nd thing - can you beat 80's hosoi at skating rafiki?

i thought not

because jedi can

and jedi is the only skater in history that can beat 80's hosoi


buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut


rafiki i dont want to argue

i want tony to finaly pay me

so = i can fly to usa and skate infront of you live rafiki = so you dont have to watch my clips

instead you can drive to venice skatepark and watch jedi rip it up = live

im sick of posting clips and getting paid nothing for it

ive never been to usa

i want to skate infront of big crowds in america rafiki and entertain you and the reast of the crew

not make clips which you can watch on the other side of the world

but i need tony and kelly to pay me otherwise i cant afford to skate america and canada properly

do you understand rafiki?

and do you understand sanka coffee

i dont want to make clips

i want to skate at huntington, at venice, at tampa, and the rest

do you understand crew?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 01:54:22 PM
you cant argue with that can you rafiki, sanka and gay imp metal?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 01:55:32 PM
ive done too much fucking hard work not to get paid rafiki, sanka and gay imp metal

too much hard work

and no pay
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 01:57:17 PM
ie. that faggot dustin dollin owns a big house in america. and dollin is shit compared to jedi

thats just an indication of how fucked up the skate industry is
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 24, 2015, 01:58:28 PM
Jedi if you come to America I'll show up and cheer for you.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:00:02 PM
im sick of posting clips clips which kick very other skater in the worlds ass

and getting paid nothing for it

example. how come jedi hasnt raced cliffapaths in sorrento yet?

because id be risking my life for free

big time

theres another indication of how fucked up the skate industry is
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:02:05 PM
but i cant afford to go to america gay

not with 3 grand and 900 a fortnight

if i was going to america to do a proper skate tour =

id need at least 50 grand / if not more

thats to feel safe and not to get killed gay
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: bbk on July 24, 2015, 02:17:05 PM
You are seriously fuckin crazy.
Listen to your doctors Nick.

That is all.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:22:37 PM
so gay you could guarantee that if = tony paid jedi his house, his car, and his 400,000 grand = then jedi would do a tour of usa

and id probably bring lakyn heperi with me for the tour (and a few other australian pro's that jedi is cool with)

but fuck tony

he aint never gonna pay

because he is a scamming whining whinging bitch

that cant hack it that the world knows that he and kelly are scammers

gay

fuck hawk and slater
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 02:24:04 PM
Smh
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:32:20 PM
maybe you should see doctors instead bbk. and tell them you have genetic definciency

its called - i cant get on tv like jedi did, and i cant take kelly slaters female fans away from him like jedi did

so now im i sour puss

tell your doctor that

meanwhile il tell my doctor that

meanwhile jedi is
the most famous skater in australia
the number one skater in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
the 2nd most famous skateboarder in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
the most famous skateboard racer in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of the western world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
and now i am sponsored by vans and trigger brothers

the 2nd most famous skater in USA and Canada
2nd only to tony hawk

thats right = the only skater who is more famous than jedi in USA is tony hawk

which basicaly makes jedi the 2nd most famous skater in the world
the only skater in the world who is more famous in the world than jedi is tony hawk

because i have featured on the front cover of the biggest skate websites in usa lots of times since 2013 when i got on tv

all the skaters in usa follow jedi and they believe that jedi is better than tony hawk at skating

thats right - i am beter than tony hawk now

so jedi is the 2nd most famous skater in the world

you dig  that bbk

take that shit to your doctor

faker
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:34:00 PM
rafiki ? would you come and watch me if i skated a tour with lakyn at your local big skatpark?

you would wouldnt you man?

youd come and watch me and lakyn rip it up
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: bbk on July 24, 2015, 02:35:40 PM
Have you ever read your own posts? Who writes like that?

Crazy people do.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:41:08 PM
yeah thats right bbk - crazy

jedi is the craziest mutherfucker on a skateboard in the world

bbk word of advice

dont spin shit about doctors to jedi

you'll get it thrown back in your face dude
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:47:44 PM
well rafiki? would you come watch jedi and lakyn if we did a tour of usa and canada
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 02:51:24 PM
well rafiki? would you come watch jedi and lakyn if we did a tour of usa and canada
Only if you do a product toss of lightsabers and goggles.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 02:55:17 PM
hahahaha let me guess - purple mace windu product toss right?

hahahahaha you better catch it when i throw it man, because if it hits the ground it will break hahahahahahaha

deal rafiki. deal

hahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on July 24, 2015, 03:09:24 PM
jedi's something that never should have happened. you, you even make your grandma sick!
you'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane.
you'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt jane.
you'd force feed a diabetic a candycane.
you can go to hell!

your skating isn't worth anything, i'd rather watch rafiki do fs shove it to wallride.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 03:12:28 PM
well thank you for your useless opinion

personaly id prefer to do a fs 180 over a porsche

than listen to your shit mr i sniff my own buthole

rafiki would prefer to go watch me skate than listen to ur shit also man

so eat it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on July 24, 2015, 03:12:41 PM
ya its true Jedi sucks
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 03:22:11 PM
had enough argueing people?

now get the fuck off my thread

im not argueing anymore
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 04:00:06 PM
hahahaha let me guess - purple mace windu product toss right?

hahahahaha you better catch it when i throw it man, because if it hits the ground it will break hahahahahahaha

deal rafiki. deal

hahahahahahahahahaha
Ill use the force to bring it right into my hands


jedi's something that never should have happened. you, you even make your grandma sick!
you'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane.
you'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt jane.
you'd force feed a diabetic a candycane.
you can go to hell!

your skating isn't worth anything, i'd rather watch rafiki do fs shove it to wallride.

Oh stahp your making me blush shark tits

I would rather hear your raps over Jedi's excuses.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on July 24, 2015, 04:08:54 PM
Jedi if you come to America I'll show up and cheer for you.

Damn Jedy you will have your own gay cheerleader, just grab the opportunity and be productive...post some clips.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 04:10:23 PM
no i dont want to post clips

i want to skate infront of live crowds in usa and canada
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 04:11:08 PM
hear that gay?

mds is giving you shit

serve him gay

if you dont

i will
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on July 24, 2015, 04:11:54 PM
what why?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 24, 2015, 05:01:07 PM
what why?

ooh you're gonna GET IT!!!!!

You Got Served Dance Battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpa67jd1lB8#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 05:16:22 PM
hahaha gay your so funny

those dance movies like

you got served and step up

are so so soooooooooo lame

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 05:29:26 PM
anyway

the crew in usa and canada dont want to see any more of jediz youtube holocron clips

they want to watch jedi live at their local big main skatepark

the crew in usa and canada have been watching jediz holocron clips for 2 years now

and their over it

they want to watch me live now

and lakyn heperi too

i mean = just check this air pic out. lakyn would be the perfect back up skater on jediz usa/canada tour. if it ever happened
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 24, 2015, 07:19:56 PM
here's one of lakyn's skate clips



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv2E64APfRs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv2E64APfRs)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on July 24, 2015, 07:34:18 PM
Jedi, you couldn't even hold your word on releasing a new clip. How am I suppose to believe anything else you say?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on July 24, 2015, 08:10:50 PM
JEDI = THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS LYING SKATEBOARDER
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on July 24, 2015, 08:16:23 PM
i talked to the skaters of america and they want lakyn but nobody is interested in jedi's lying ass. fuck you, my man!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on July 24, 2015, 08:26:05 PM
jedi watch the movie brink, i think this will help you out a lot


www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on July 24, 2015, 09:25:58 PM
jedi watch the movie brink, i think this will help you out a lot


www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw#)
I agree Jedi, learn to be a soul skater. Fuck those hating ass X Blades.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 25, 2015, 08:21:42 AM


but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater

I'm sure he'd do them both.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 25, 2015, 05:21:58 PM
no offense. but you cunts are so hopeless

i could teach my pet parrot better payouts than you guys are capable off

:)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on July 25, 2015, 06:14:49 PM
If I get a toy sword and some ski goggles and film myself doing a hill bomb and a one footed noseslide, would I replace Jedi as the no. 1 sk8boarder in the world?

I'll even do it for free.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on July 25, 2015, 06:29:32 PM
no jb. no go

you have to get on tv doing something crazier than train racing

and even then il just go on tv again and do cliff racing

and beat you jb

so dont lie jb
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on July 26, 2015, 05:23:24 PM
(http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo144/fotns1/wolf.jpg) (http://s370.photobucket.com/user/fotns1/media/wolf.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tay on July 27, 2015, 07:24:48 AM
no jb. no go

you have to get on tv doing something crazier than train racing

and even then il just go on tv again and do cliff racing

and beat you jb

so dont lie jb

Could you, would you
on a train?

Would you, could you,
off a cliff?

Would you, could you,
with a horse?

(http://i.imgur.com/Foxt3LNl.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 27, 2015, 09:40:11 AM


but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater

I'm sure he'd do them both.

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on July 27, 2015, 11:25:48 PM
Jedi post the clip or just give it a rest, YOU are the one who is whining.  If you're gonna show how great of a skater you are, you have to actually skateboard.

I am telling you to go out skating because it is fun, productive, social, and good physical exercise (something that could help your mental state btw), and we wanna see the clips because we are rooting for you at this point and they are entertaining.

If you aren't gonna skate at all that why are you even posting in this skateboarding forum?  People aren't gonna 'sponsor' you on your word alone.

GO.  FUCKING.  SKATEBOARDING (and film it cuz we wanna see).

i dont know why im even trying to reason with you, i can't believe your mom lets you live super freely cuz you're smoking too much dope and are obviously unstable, shame on her.  Ben cousins is gonna get stabbed in an alley some day and she will have the blood on her hands figuratively speaking.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 28, 2015, 01:46:28 AM


but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater

I'm sure he'd do them both.

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on July 28, 2015, 09:01:26 AM


but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater

I'm sure he'd do them both.

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.


Good point. OK if Tony paid me then I might hold my nose and take the plunge, but the money would have to be pretty substantial.

And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on July 30, 2015, 04:33:24 PM
And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.

i was away for a few days can u plz refer me to the thread where you said you fucked a dude through a bag
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on July 31, 2015, 12:39:04 AM


but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater

I'm sure he'd do them both.

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.


Good point. OK if Tony paid me then I might hold my nose and take the plunge, but the money would have to be pretty substantial.

And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.
I'm surprised people pay money to be the Pokee rather than the poker. Different strokes, I suppose.

Are we talking the kind of money Hawk owes Jedi?

Also, Jedi, how would you feel if GAY fucked Hawk? Seems a little out of order to me, he's a friend and all.

The thread is in Whatever and is about escorts/hookers. It is surprisingly bland.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on July 31, 2015, 05:37:08 AM
jedi come to lincoln on monday
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on August 04, 2015, 11:19:01 AM
sorry man late reply beer keg peg leg. how bout this monday?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on August 04, 2015, 11:25:26 AM
and please grimcity, hate randozzi bantam

if their not gone to the wind

then could u add todays threads i created to this nick jedi thread
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on August 04, 2015, 05:26:05 PM
then could u add todays threads i created to this nick jedi thread

Why should they have to do it for you?
It's not a conspiracy or anything, just post in your own thread and everything will be sweet
*ignores the fact that you cried wolf and still haven't posted footage you promised us*
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on August 07, 2015, 04:01:42 PM
jedi just did a count of his girl fans.

20,000 in mornington and bells beach torquay

thousands in melbourne

thousands all around australia

a few in LA

a few in NY

a few in hawaii

a few in the rest of the usa and canada

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 02, 2015, 04:03:11 AM
good shit. at least jedi has turned bieber into a proper skater instead of a sissy like one direction and justin timberlake

and i notice that ryan sheckler is in biebers new clip. well sheckler you'll keep you scamming fuck. you'll get yours sheckler dont worry you'll get yours. just go and suck tony's dick for another mercedez sheckler.

but im cool with bieber

he's actually a fast learner when it comes to skating. not the fastest but still learns fast . ie jedi had only been skating for 2 years when jedi already knew that jedi was (along with hosoi) the equal most skilled skateboarder in world history- so thats what i mean by the fastest at learning skateboarding. but still - bieber is a fast learner

anyway check the clips. fuck sheckler - he doesnt do anything we havnt seen before from him. but check bieber out = last time at venice it was kickflips, varial flips, acid drops and tre flips. now in the video clip  its pop shuvits and inward heeflips

soon bieber will be doing darkslides, casper flips and front foot olly impossibles

go bieber = fuck the goldigger girls off bieber and learn skating and become a man. not a toothpick like justin timberlake timberfake or one direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on September 02, 2015, 04:08:46 AM
JEDI WHERE HAVE U BEEN???? I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE LOCKED UP AGAIN, WERE YOU? FILL US IN
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: HATE! on September 02, 2015, 04:09:45 AM
Jedi-- you locked this originally so I'll unlock it for your new post.  If you don't post in here, it's going to get deleted.  Simple as that.  Stop starting new threads for every thought you have.  If you want to lock this one or comment on other threads that's totally fine, just stop clogging shit up with new threads and stop asking mods to move your shit for you.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on September 02, 2015, 04:10:09 AM
ya know there ain't no beiber that's just sheckler when he's drunk
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 02, 2015, 04:26:20 AM
thanks hate. and hate can i ask u? how the fuck did i lock my nick jedi thread. that has been shitting me for weeks now. i thought u locked it hate? no shit? i locked it. well fuck me. hang on i see it just there = lock this topic box. i had no idead that i clicked that icon man. oh well. no harm done. the nick jedi thread is back now
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 02, 2015, 04:36:37 AM
and YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

pen this date in your iphone calender

JEDI WILL SKATE THE RIVERSIDE HALOWEEN COMP in 2 months

and ill be smoking but its not a ciggarette

thats right i do not sniff a cocaine i just smokeesseeseedasensimilla

in the ghetto you dont get a medal if you settle for the drama

put it this way jedi's been on the street before, middle of winter, sleeping in half built beachouses, stealing my next meal and my next board and my next pair of jeans, and shoes. and stealing my next packet of cubans, and a bottle of whiskey liquor to swap to my bud dealer for a double dime of cali weed. and now the weed all up in my brain and its time to hit up mornington skatepark for turbo lightsaber lipslides and frontside airs that liftoff like trident icbm's

and all thats nothing you hear me. turns you into a man. and you end up the best skater in the world

you wont beat me unless you sleep on the street to harden yourself . so hop to. find the nearest half built house and sleep on the cold concrete

you end up the best skater in the world. if you dont injure your knee critically or your back/neck while you are learning the different principles

you end up the best skater in the world
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on September 02, 2015, 05:19:17 AM
didnt answer my question, where have you been Jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 02, 2015, 05:52:45 AM
ive just been accidentaly locked out of my thread by by myself

thats all

i didnt go anywhere



and yo jedi will be skating riverside at haloween

so keep yoself incheck. and wait up for haloween
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on September 02, 2015, 07:03:53 AM
THE RETURN OF THE JEDI!

*How the fuck does a Jedi lock himself out of his own thread? 笑

Good to see you back ;D
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on September 02, 2015, 07:45:52 AM
I think it was that rat Kelly Slater that locked the thread somehow.



Fuckin Rat
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on September 02, 2015, 09:15:59 AM
someone needs to send vice down to Australia asap.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on September 02, 2015, 09:50:03 AM
Jedi if you keep shoplifting and squatting in empty houses you'll end up back in the psych center very soon.  How'd you even post?  Library?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on September 02, 2015, 10:24:02 AM
I think it was that rat Kelly Slater that locked the thread somehow.



Fuckin Rat

Fuckin' Rat slut
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on September 02, 2015, 10:41:38 AM
Kelly slater was rad in gleaming the cube!

So cool he avenged his brother, shit was epic!

And tony introduced me to pizza hut!

Christian slater on the other hand...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 02, 2015, 01:40:07 PM
yeah well old man epic. tony can keep his pizza hut

but i tell u one thing about gleaming the cube =

jediz darth vader board kicks christian slaters "special" black board where he sketches the ferrari at the end of the movie
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on September 02, 2015, 01:45:48 PM

jediz darth vader board kicks christian slaters "special" black board where he sketches the ferrari at the end of the movie
somethin somethin kicks christians in the balls blah blah something something scratches balls
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on September 02, 2015, 02:13:23 PM
ahh I missed this thread ;D
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on September 02, 2015, 02:15:24 PM
someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 02, 2015, 03:17:13 PM
yeah more like

hawk slater nazis must die

that has a better ring to it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 02, 2015, 05:16:17 PM
and hate can i ask u? how the fuck did i lock my nick jedi thread.

 :D :D :D

Welcome back Jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rafiki on September 02, 2015, 07:50:26 PM
Kelly Slater stole my wallet!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on September 02, 2015, 11:59:54 PM
someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style
are you a "surf nazi"? not that i'd kill anyone just curious.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tay on September 03, 2015, 05:02:26 AM
someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style
are you a "surf nazi"? not that i'd kill anyone just curious.

Surf Ninjas - Moto Surf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48JP0faHcH4#)

You should get into moto-surfing Jedi. You'd probably score a sweet TV interview! Millions of fans! Life is much better lived as a surf ninja rather than a surf nazi.  ;)

Glad to see you're back! I'll be attending your competition. Look for the girl wearing rainbow striped toe socks and arm warmers.  :-*
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on September 03, 2015, 07:47:52 AM
yeah more like

hawk slater nazis must die

that has a better ring to it


boxoffice smash hit

5 star rating. Oscar nomniated

10/10 would see x10.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on September 03, 2015, 09:10:21 AM
Kelly Slater stole my wallet!

Sounds like something that slut would do.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 03, 2015, 04:37:02 PM
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Ticallion Stallion on September 03, 2015, 07:22:51 PM
Nick Jedi for prez 2020
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on September 03, 2015, 08:35:53 PM
So now can we make fun of Billy Rohan?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 03, 2015, 09:39:37 PM
well ticallion stallion im not kanye west

buuuuutttt

do u wou want me to run fot president?

well there's 13 million skaters in usa plus millions of surfers and hardcore snowboarders

so iv got the votes people ive got thevotes

im half white so ivegot the white vote

im half black so iv got the black vote

my dad's brazilian so iv got the latin  vote

my mother was a senator

and im 33 years old so im not a young buck in politics

YEAH JEDI COULD BE PRESIDENT

BUT DO I WANT TO BE

THAT IS THE QUESTION PEOPLE?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on September 03, 2015, 10:06:15 PM
Unfortunately, you need to be American.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on September 03, 2015, 10:31:43 PM
So now can we make fun of Billy Rohan?
Nah.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on September 04, 2015, 12:08:04 AM
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous
tay speaks the language of skateboarding. in fact, you may find that she speaks the language of skateboarding even better than you. maybe you should cheer her on and grab her a cherry cherry cola.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: ttching! on September 04, 2015, 07:15:55 AM
Eric is a naughty boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw&feature=youtu.be#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on September 04, 2015, 07:28:25 AM
Eric is a naughty boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw&feature=youtu.be#)

Thanks, that really made my night. Came at the perfect moment too.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on September 04, 2015, 08:12:58 AM
Hahahah holy fuck
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on September 04, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous

I'm actually banking on this. *wink*
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on September 04, 2015, 02:30:11 PM
hahaha he really is a legend though
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on September 04, 2015, 02:33:18 PM
Eric is a naughty boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw&feature=youtu.be#)

POTY
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 04, 2015, 06:50:24 PM
if you really like like me tay then join my facebook .

nick buchanan (picture of me airing the fence at riverside)

dont be shy tay
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Dark Knight on September 04, 2015, 08:46:29 PM
Eric is a naughty boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwGfoybuPw&feature=youtu.be#)

POTY

Oh shit!  Sheffledge is back!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 04, 2015, 11:42:39 PM
im glad ur still backing me gay

and 360 frip and ttching you both seem hip to the scene in other words im down with both of you

psychout you seem up and down some time but you rr cool

mds your down with it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 10, 2015, 06:53:10 PM
who's the fairy tale heelflip girl?

what other oves does she she have?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 13, 2015, 05:43:03 PM
did anyone watch the trestles hurley surf pro

and did you hear the commentator say that kelly slater is our obi wan

well if he is a jedi? then why doesnt he surf with a lightsaber

if i didnt have a lightsaber then noone would call me a jedi

would they?

fuckwit commentator

as if kelly is obi wan

as if
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on September 14, 2015, 02:18:21 PM
who's the fairy tale heelflip girl?

what other oves does she she have?

I'm pretty sure she already had her ovaries harvested, unless I've been given incorrect information.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on September 14, 2015, 10:51:26 PM
no i meant to say -

what other "moves" does shoe have

not ovaries
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on September 15, 2015, 09:42:36 AM
no i meant to say -

what other "moves" does shoe have

not ovaries

Oh jeez. My bad Jedi! :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on September 18, 2015, 10:11:58 AM
Worried Jedi locked himself out of this thread again.  :-[
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tortfeasor on September 23, 2015, 08:10:53 PM
Hey guys I know this is odd but nick jedi wanted to share this with slap:

Quote

yo crew like sanka coffee, ice nine and gay - on slapmagazine. hear's the word. please repeat this on the "nick jedi thread" on slap, due to the fact that i dont want to write in it the next few days. :-

my name was written down in Rome the day i was born

there are reason for this -

- i was the first person in history to obstruct the olympic torch relay by hijacking/stealing the olympic torch

- i am a wizard like (apparently) merlin the magician

- my mother was a senator

- i perform at the colleseum and the stadia at olympia - and live to tell the story with a few injuries in check

- there are other reasons y my name was written down in rome the day iwas born

i have beem famous in Rome and Athena for a long time

how many places are you famous in?

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on October 16, 2015, 01:52:50 PM
Hey guys I know this is odd but nick jedi wanted to share this with slap:

Quote

yo crew like sanka coffee, ice nine and gay - on slapmagazine. hear's the word. please repeat this on the "nick jedi thread" on slap, due to the fact that i dont want to write in it the next few days. :-

my name was written down in Rome the day i was born

there are reason for this -

- i was the first person in history to obstruct the olympic torch relay by hijacking/stealing the olympic torch

- i am a wizard like (apparently) merlin the magician

- my mother was a senator

- i perform at the colleseum and the stadia at olympia - and live to tell the story with a few injuries in check

- there are other reasons y my name was written down in rome the day iwas born

i have beem famous in Rome and Athena for a long time

how many places are you famous in?


I'm pretty famous at Slammer and at the Melrose Baths
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 27, 2015, 06:24:18 PM
listen man

gay

i have been famous in athena and rome for perhaps thousands of years (perhaps)

not just since august 7th year 2000
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 27, 2015, 06:26:13 PM
i am a true wizard of course
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 27, 2015, 06:33:57 PM
ssssssssssoooooooooooooo   mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiicaaaaaaa
and canada's canada (because the aussies are lying about u too canada)

what are we going to do about these aus no 1 football players and rugby players and tennis players and cricket players and golfers etc??

they finish their careers then get on the coke and x and heroin and get on the dicksuck and big dick in their playhouses with their worthless piles of shit cash

what are we going to do about these liars

just read below>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


and australians if your pissed off at that last comment =

then just think how pissed off i am at this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

example 1. jedi is australia's no.1 skater and usa/canadas 2nd most famous skater

pay for australias no 1 rugby players = the wallabies = millions
pay for jedi aus no 1 skater = $900 a fortnight

pay for australias no 1 surfer mick fanning = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 afl player lance franklin = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 v8 supercar driver = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 moto gp racer = casey stoney = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 golfer jason day = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 tennis player layton hewit = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $ 900 a fortnight

scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam

the in usa tens of hundreds of thousands of people know all about because jedi has worded them up/canada/uk/nz/europe

not millions of people = tens of hundreds of thousands of people

so try not to scam fuckwits

because i guarantee = you will be exposed = and fucked over in return

rats

so if your thinking of killing me just remember

if you do = then usa islam canada asia and quite a few others will light fires all over australia

you scammers

remember though. casey stoner and fanning are jediz compatriots
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tracer on October 27, 2015, 07:07:32 PM
You're an idiot, get a job weirdo
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 27, 2015, 07:15:22 PM
sorry tracer ur the weirdo

and my job officialy is = australias number 1 skateboarder and no 1 skate racer annnnnddd usa canadas no 2 most famous skater

whats ur job tracer

please tell me so i can laugh back at you man
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tracer on October 27, 2015, 07:20:45 PM
sorry tracer ur the weirdo

and my job officialy is = australias number 1 skateboarder and no 1 skate racer annnnnddd usa canadas no 2 most famous skater

whats ur job tracer

please tell me so i can laugh back at you man
im not laughing, that is retarded like this entire thread. im guessing you're another typical aussie douchebag?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 27, 2015, 07:29:07 PM
just go away tracer

if you want to hate

just start your own hread

im not responding  to any more of your gibberish

of course im not an aussie douchbag

i am fucking earths wizard llike merlin dickhead
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Tracer on October 27, 2015, 07:32:41 PM
you're like GAY, just not even worth speaking with
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on October 27, 2015, 07:56:29 PM
i am a true wizard of course
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on October 27, 2015, 08:46:41 PM
ssssssssssoooooooooooooo   mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiicaaaaaaa
and canada's canada (because the aussies are lying about u too canada)

what are we going to do about these aus no 1 football players and rugby players and tennis players and cricket players and golfers etc??

they finish their careers then get on the coke and x and heroin and get on the dicksuck and big dick in their playhouses with their worthless piles of shit cash

what are we going to do about these liars

just read below>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


and australians if your pissed off at that last comment =

then just think how pissed off i am at this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

example 1. jedi is australia's no.1 skater and usa/canadas 2nd most famous skater

pay for australias no 1 rugby players = the wallabies = millions
pay for jedi aus no 1 skater = $900 a fortnight

pay for australias no 1 surfer mick fanning = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 afl player lance franklin = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 v8 supercar driver = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 moto gp racer = casey stoney = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 golfer jason day = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 tennis player layton hewit = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $ 900 a fortnight

scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam

the in usa tens of hundreds of thousands of people know all about because jedi has worded them up/canada/uk/nz/europe

not millions of people = tens of hundreds of thousands of people

so try not to scam fuckwits

because i guarantee = you will be exposed = and fucked over in return

rats

so if your thinking of killing me just remember

if you do = then usa islam canada asia and quite a few others will light fires all over australia

you scammers

remember though. casey stoner and fanning are jediz compatriots

Are you still lying or is that an actual team name?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on October 27, 2015, 09:04:13 PM
Rugby sucks but our team name sucks ever harder

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/23/Logo_Wallabies.svg/100px-Logo_Wallabies.svg.png)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on October 27, 2015, 09:10:16 PM
Not millions of people, tens of hundreds of thousands of people.

Best thing I heard all day! Thanks jedi😊
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on October 28, 2015, 07:55:03 AM
this is one of my favorite threads on slap, but im ashamed to admit that i still have no idea what a fortnight is.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on October 28, 2015, 08:33:19 AM
i am fucking earths wizard llike merlin dickhead

I don't know what a fortnight is either.  But instead of looking that up, I searched 'Merlin Dickhead".  I got no answers.

The search for Animal Chin Merlin Dickhead. 
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: perverted super otaku! on October 28, 2015, 08:37:29 AM
its 2 weeks
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on October 28, 2015, 03:39:15 PM
this is one of my favorite threads on slap, but im ashamed to admit that i still have no idea what a fortnight is.
its 2 weeks

New term for you JB, coincides with the fortnight, " Dole Payment" ponder that one  ;)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 28, 2015, 04:32:44 PM
MY COMEBACK = i could show you a picture of the new sponsored vans shoes that im wearing but iwon
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 28, 2015, 05:48:41 PM
ifaussiestelluthateyrethebestatsport=dontbelieveit&theyrenothebestwarriorseither

but a few thousand years ago my ancient roman/greek wizardwarrior ass was one of the best at both (even hercules was hard pressed to defeat me and even then alot of time he could not)

but in this era of year 2015 in the current day colloseum the competing is done with skateboards and lightsabers

and i am the best at this , once again at the coloseum in this era

and i am maybe? the most powerfull practictioner of magic in this world today
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 28, 2015, 06:12:32 PM
and to keep u up to date usa and canada

as u might of already guessed? not naming any names bbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuttt auussiee tv is trying to fuck over jedi usa and canada

aanndd i dont think mmmmmmmyyyyyyy  aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiccccccccccaaaaaaa is going to let auuuussiiee tv fuck them over

neither is canadas canada
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 28, 2015, 06:17:47 PM
what aussie tv ? did i stutter?

best u ask mmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  aaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccaaaaaaaa?


did they stutter?

no i dont think so
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on October 28, 2015, 08:41:31 PM
Jedi, who do you like more, Criss Angel or David Blane?

EDIT: sorry spelled the names wrong but seriously this is important
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on October 29, 2015, 03:12:55 AM
Who has been attacking Jedi with a gun?

I heard Jedis mums forcing him into rehab for his sinthetic cannabis problem? That shit is fucked Jedi stay away from it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 29, 2015, 03:45:22 PM
this ones from a very recent facebook post

another person i want to kill with my hands is pro skater steve cabellero

because after i was sponsored by vans he ripped me off by releasing the star wars model vans shoe

for the record - i recieved 2 pairs of star wars shoes

but cabellero probably had like 2000 pairs sent to his house

or 5000 pairs

the rip off rat

you deserve to die fuckwit
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on October 29, 2015, 04:03:38 PM
Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier

Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.

Love ya jedi😆
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 29, 2015, 04:49:07 PM
you'd love my humor at the gold mine youl'dnt you old man epic?

my magic speech and its ability for humor would make your day?

but no way man. no gold mine for me

and tobey chris angel and david blane are mere illusionists not powerfull magicians

the only powers those 2 have are the ones jedi gave them in year 2000 and 2002
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 29, 2015, 06:08:32 PM
matter of fact blane and chris angel are only in it for the cash and dicksuck

QUITE LIKE AUSSIE TV THAT WANTS TO FUCK OVER MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 29, 2015, 06:45:43 PM
i tell u rowley u dicksuck and fart rat

your gap is sooo scary yeah sssooooooo soooooooo scary

yeah as if cunt , i had a gun pointed at my head a few weeks ago, but i found cover and evaded, and i didnt get all sooky afterwards

so your gap aint shit bitch

and rowley if slaters girls are all mine then that means that you rowley are a dead rat.

that lied got caught out then died

not the same as rip

but not much difference if you ask me

HOWEVER I TELL YOU IT (GUNS AND VIOLENCE) IS NOT REALLY LIKE THAT IN AUSTRALIA

IN THIS COUNTRY PEOPLE WILL USE FISTS OR BATS OR IRON BARS RATHER THAN RESORT TO GUNS

THIS IS ONLY THE 2ND INCIDENT JEDI HAS BEEN THROUGH WITH GUNS SO FAR IN HIS LIFE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on October 29, 2015, 11:58:44 PM
You didn't invent Star Wars Jedi, Steve Cab owes you nothing
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on October 30, 2015, 09:32:48 AM

matter of fact blane and chris angel are only in it for the cash and dicksuck


I'm surprised to find that I have a lot more in common with blane and chris angel than I previously thought.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 30, 2015, 04:24:35 PM
gay usualy ur fairly concise

however this time im not even dignifying that with a response
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on October 30, 2015, 04:58:18 PM
gay usualy ur fairly concise

however this time im not even dignifying that with a response

I need your resume jedi

We need that magic at the goldmine

And....


We can invent(together if thats ok?), rocktruck skate racing
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 30, 2015, 05:01:20 PM
dude rocktruck racing sounds mad

bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt

i am not going to the goldmines man. point stop
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 30, 2015, 06:16:34 PM
and you know how i said that aussie tv is going down for trying to fuck over mmmmyyyyyy aaammmmmmeeeerrrrrriiiicccccaaaaa? and canadas canada

well this does not apply to aussie radio stars ok?

unless you are an aussie tv star on aussie radio - then it does apply
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on October 30, 2015, 08:29:27 PM
gay's last response was still concise ya horsetooth jackass. come on w/ the come on and get down w/ the dicksuck ya wannabe lord jamar looser.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on October 30, 2015, 08:40:51 PM
I once insulted David Blaine in a magazine and he emailed the publisher to tell him I was a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 31, 2015, 05:09:53 PM
and tony hawk u still owe me the money

or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony

like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on November 01, 2015, 11:27:01 AM
Remember when Jedi was suppose to release some footage a few months ago but never did, even though he said all he had to do was upload it. Then he said he decided not to and was going to skate a some competition, I think around October, but it looks like that didn't happen. You're killing it Jedi! Fuck skating for fun!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on November 01, 2015, 11:44:56 AM
and tony hawk u still owe me the money

or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony

like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)

I refuse to believe Riley went to a private school, i bet he didn't even graduate high school
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on November 01, 2015, 03:27:20 PM
and tony hawk u still owe me the money

or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony

like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)

I refuse to believe Riley went to a private school, i bet he didn't even graduate high school
true. and riley's parents didn't have a real good marriage. and riley's his real name.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Paco Supreme on November 01, 2015, 03:44:10 PM
mmmmmmmyyyyyyy  aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiccccccccccaaaaaaa
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
mmmmyyyyyy aaammmmmmeeeerrrrrriiiicccccaaaaa?

Did you develop a stutter since your last visit Jed?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 01, 2015, 04:27:45 PM
Remember when Jedi was suppose to release some footage a few months ago but never did
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 03, 2015, 09:12:29 AM
well some posers just gave their opinions

but now for the news

jedi is currently under magical attack (again)

repeat jedi is currently undere magical attack (again)

jedi is currently using synthetic to counterattack the magic attack

but i soon might use once again for the 1st time in 6 months - magical cannabis to counterattack the magical attack

and as for aussie tv - they better stop lying about me and pay me or else usa will go to town on them and islam canada asia and the rest

but keep cool about this bit usa

some of aussie tv is fighting back and attackiing me magicaly - while they sniff their dope or shoot their dope and get naked

they'll bite it if their not carefull. usa doesnt like it when aussie tv full lie pattern attempts on usa

and canada s not impreesed either. theyve heard these lies before. well before
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on November 03, 2015, 09:26:32 AM
I had a feeling you were under magical attack again Jedi. This sucks.

Keep your shields up and your mana full! We're rooting for you and casting runes too.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 03, 2015, 02:32:00 PM
word
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 03, 2015, 02:58:40 PM
this magical attack is interesting

jedi can beat it

but it is annoying
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on November 03, 2015, 03:08:43 PM
how many hit points does your dwarf have, jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 03, 2015, 03:22:54 PM
as many as youve had ducksucks and farted on her afterwards

but annnoyling i to me man is while im under magical attack
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on November 04, 2015, 09:21:43 AM
LOL I sniff my own butthole all the time is the king of ducksucks and farted on her afterwards maneuvers.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on November 04, 2015, 10:10:30 AM
like 2packs who art in heaven, i get around
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on November 04, 2015, 12:50:00 PM
Jedi if you keep smoking synthetic you are gonna die or get locked up, I've told you that before.  Just smoke actual weed it helps defend against magical attacks better.

Where are you living Jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on November 04, 2015, 12:55:58 PM
I invented ducksucks and farting on her afterwards and GAY and butthole are bitches and they owe me money

u hear me GAY and butthole I invented ducksucks and u owe me m oney

WHERES MY DUCKSUCK AND FARTING ON HER AFTERWARDS MONEY BICHES

maybe i will force u to use the laundromat
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on November 04, 2015, 01:03:10 PM
I invented ducksucks and farting on her afterwards and GAY and butthole are bitches and they owe me money

u hear me GAY and butthole I invented ducksucks and u owe me m oney

WHERES MY DUCKSUCK AND FARTING ON HER AFTERWARDS MONEY BICHES

maybe i will force u to use the laundromat
you got played son. me and your boy w/ the purple bike and the goatee are gonna scheme on college girls and get ducksucks while farting after and laugh about your royalties that will never come. golly, i wish you wouldn't make me hang out w/ that douche but the lengths i'll go for a gag and some sucksucks.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 04, 2015, 01:38:04 PM
please dont get carried away about that one of my comments.

back to the magical attack that was occurring.

it has backed off its attack - mostly

most of the time
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 04, 2015, 05:54:05 PM
just a reminder - jediz facebook is viral in usa canada australia and is catching on in uk a nd nz and europe
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: colin on November 11, 2015, 07:17:27 PM
Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier

Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.

Love ya jedi😆

Christ, what the hell am I doing trying to teach kids how to read?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on November 11, 2015, 08:39:22 PM
Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier

Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.

Love ya jedi😆

Christ, what the hell am I doing trying to teach kids how to read?


Noble job and a great cause. In all honesty you should make waaaay more then i do raping the earth with mathmatics and machines, and magic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 16, 2015, 09:29:27 PM
if you want the down low on the paris attacks just ckeck jediz facebooktimeline out since saturday

https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754 (https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754)

this was the 1st post after the paris attacks

sssssssssssooooooooo paris was attacked today

donte believe obama

the reason for paris terror attack was probably (not definite yet) an islam revenge attack for all this bullshit that is happening to jedi at the moment as well as a revenge attack for air strikes in syria and iraq

probably not definitely these people are the reason for paris attack

mapstone
my sisters julia and robyn and their bfriends and many of my family
my mother because hawk not paying me the money he owes me has made her go half crazy
my indian psych doctor dr banarjee
mitch robertom
tony hawk
kelly slater
hosoi
cab
lance mountain
and many of australias tv stars (now theyre favorite holiday big dick/dicksuck spot paris is now a no go zone for holidays with their sex buddys)

and canadian crew i know you'll word up your french cousins to the real scoop - just read jediz timeline
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 16, 2015, 10:09:51 PM
You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Wizard Fight on November 17, 2015, 02:30:41 AM
You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?

The delusion of the world revolving around you, or the pain of acknowledging your cosmic insignificance?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: REGS on November 17, 2015, 05:46:42 AM
I knew it was Mapstone behind the attacks... that conniving bastard
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on November 17, 2015, 05:52:09 AM
Nice going Mapstone
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: straight on November 17, 2015, 12:13:16 PM
the nick jedi thread is back now
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on November 17, 2015, 01:34:52 PM
Nice going Mapstone
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on November 17, 2015, 04:29:14 PM
You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?

The delusion of the world revolving around you, or the pain of acknowledging your cosmic cosmetic insignificance?

(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u367/truckerfucker/d5e84dff21550b8be2b348412046cf97_zpsivqnrgnk.jpg) (http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/truckerfucker/media/d5e84dff21550b8be2b348412046cf97_zpsivqnrgnk.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 24, 2015, 09:06:14 PM
jedi just did a train racing practice test today

and tomorrow ill be filming the real thing

my brother marcus will be the filmer

so = new jedi train racing clip out tomorrow yall
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 24, 2015, 09:15:08 PM
i have footage of the practice test jedi did today of train racing on my brothers phone

but i a having trounle uplading it from my phone

maybe the practice run footage can be released tomorrow after i do the real train racing stunt

either way itll be the start of my season 5 of train racer
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 24, 2015, 10:21:35 PM
got it now

here's the upload of my practice run today

keep in mind its just a practice run, not the real thing

you'll see the real thing tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDd2kDmJco (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDd2kDmJco)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 24, 2015, 10:40:36 PM
as you can see = practice is over. so is qualifying

and tomorrow its = the flags are up
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 24, 2015, 10:49:49 PM
once again = here's todays practice run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDd2kDmJco (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDd2kDmJco)

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 25, 2015, 12:37:28 AM
and this song is especialy for those tv girls who thought theyd steal my milamber gandald merlin magic powers

now no big dick and shoppping in paris for u this christmas and new years eve

give u a little hint of what the song is

my heart is yearning but paris is burning
paris is ubrning all night long
my heart is dreaming but paris is screaming
paris is screaming all night long

well no more dreaming of big dick and or young models shopping and cocaine and heroin in paris for u heaps of australian tv girls

here's the song

and here's to the brave soldiers of islam that defended jedi from having his magic stolen by heaps of australian tv men and women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWzfH71Bww (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWzfH71Bww)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 25, 2015, 01:22:40 AM
and herer's jedi in his racing gear
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on November 25, 2015, 02:32:53 AM
Jedi, I know this might be splitting hairs, but who are you actually racing with? Or is it racing the train?

Also, you need some new wheels. Those things are turning into onions on you.

Other than that stay off the Spice and keep your shields on full.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 25, 2015, 03:16:33 AM
360 frip my wheels are fiine

the only thing that slowed me down was tht i didnt go for the reverse gravity slingshot effect which catapullts u to higher speed

and i race to the end of the isle and crash into the wall, i dont race the train
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on November 26, 2015, 12:24:20 AM
so as youve guessed train racing today was cancelled today

my brother ditched it on his filming duties

dont worry however

new race day is  =

tomorrow



see u then
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on November 26, 2015, 02:48:45 AM
So is it like a time trial ?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Darty on November 26, 2015, 03:17:44 AM
so as youve guessed train racing today was cancelled today

my brother ditched it on his filming duties

dont worry however

new race day is  =

tomorrow

see u then



Which line is the best to race on Jedi?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on November 26, 2015, 04:18:38 PM
you crying wolf on antwuan's level jedi :'(
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:00:58 PM
sory crew about the delay in the train racing season5 clip

my brother has piked it out on his filming duties so tomorow i have to find some random to film for me. ive done it before so it should go well

but as to mapstone and mitch robertom

they get paid all the time (a paid good too) and they travel the world for free

mapstone can organise hotel rooms for the vans team alll over usa but he cant =

= pay the jedi more than a couple pairs of shoes every 4 months

wihch is bullshit man - vans and cabbellero and mitch tried to rip jedi off

the whole vans star wars shoes scam was cabelleros and mapstones rip off of jedi life using it as the muse for their marketiing products
jedi recieved 2 pairs of star wars shoes the whole time. when i really should have been paid heaps money for cab and mapstone using my life as the muse for their rip offf marketing products. and lucas and disney is in on it aswell ripping me off

another way mapstone ripped me off was when i scored a front over wearing vans shoes t sorrento skatepark in 2014. the front cover was on skateboard.com.au . my friend who is sponsored by rip curl told me he gets paid a couple of thohusand dollars for a fulll page in slam magazine. so u can guess i got ripped off on my font cover shot. all i got paid was a pair of shoes

mapstone and cab and mitch robeertom the rip offs = u check that paris attack - it was because of u and hawk and slater and heaps of aussie tv celebrities that want jediz new magic powers

but back to mastone and mitch like i said in my facebook = my islam friends ar watching u closely now and paris attacks was just one retribution for your jibbing. there may be more to come

jibbers


you can rot. with ya cab. with ya hawk. with ya slater
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:07:47 PM
you've got to understand
mapstone and mitch collect their pay every week

and they get their coochie every night = sluts

and NOW UNDERSTAND THIS MAPSTONE AND MITCH

IF YOU BASH OR KILL ME = THEN MY ISLAM FRIENDS WILL FIND YOU and KILL YOU

SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:10:31 PM
you've got to understand mitch and mapstone

this is not a game

u are scammers like hawk and slater

and myyyyyy aaammmerrrrrrriiiicccccaaaaa knows it. and so does islam and canada and asia

so dont fuck

u are scammers and you have been caught out

dont be fooolish and keep lying

just admit it = u are scammers
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:17:48 PM
mapstone and mitch for all i care you can fly away to paris with ya coochie

fly away to paris for all i care

because of you 2 paris was attacked

so fly away to paris with ya coochie
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:25:05 PM
thats right mapstone and mitch

now off to hell you go

with hawk and slater and cab and lance


all of you scammers
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:26:47 PM
so xplain hell to ur coochie mapstone and mitch

xplain hell to ur coochie

then rub it u soft cocks
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:34:26 PM
AND I KNOW SLAP CREW = YOUR WITH THE JEDI

SO FUCK MAPSTONE AND MITCH AND HAWK AND SLATER AND CAB AND LANCE

FUCK THEM
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 12:49:35 PM
WHAT UV GOT TO UNDERSTAND MAPSTONE AND MITCH

IS THAT NO MAN ON PLANET EARTH HAS EVER BEATEN
KELLY SLATER = EXCEPT JEDI

NO MAN HAS TAKEN ALL KELLY SLATERS GIRLS OF HIM = EXCEPT JEDI

ESPECIALLY NOT MITCH AND MAPSTONES LAME ASSES = AS IF THEY COULD BEAT KELLY AND TAKE ALL HIS GIRLS

NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN
NO MAN

ON PLANET EARTH = XCEPT JEDI

SO NICE TRY TO RIP ME OFF U CON ARTISTS

LETS SEE WHAT ISLAM HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS

IM BETTING THEY WONT BE IMPRESSED
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on December 01, 2015, 01:10:18 PM
kelly slater, smellys slater. christian slater takes a big shit on everything you do on a skateboard, jedi. on an old school board. w/ diamond top steel for grip tape. and his trucks backwards for more speed!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 01:36:43 PM
NEGATIVE

MY DARTH VADER BOARD KILLS CHRISTIANS DIAMOND TOP GRIPTAPE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on December 01, 2015, 01:42:56 PM
All of this stuff with Slater and Hosoi and Hawk reminds me of this video:

how to snap like a diva (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9reaHLwhk#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on December 01, 2015, 01:57:20 PM

NO MAN HAS TAKEN ALL KELLY SLATERS GIRLS OF HIM = EXCEPT JEDI

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 04:10:18 PM
another concept you have to understand

hawk and mapstone and slater and mitch and cab and those idiots say im not allowed to be paid for skating

which means they are saying that i will never affford to have kids

ever

its not as if i can get a normal job because i am australias no 1 skater and usa canadas no 2 most famous skater
andd if my identity is exposed in the common wrkplace i will have to quit my job straigh away or bear the brunt of cruelty from my co workers

so thats what theyr saying = is that i can never get paid for skating and i can never have kids

well my comeback = islam is not allowed to bomb your favorite holiday spots like le paris either

wi wi le pari

no i dont think so for this christmas

so remember that hawk and slater and maptstone and the rest

islam will most likely attack more of those spots

until you pay up the money u owe me rats
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on December 01, 2015, 04:33:36 PM
Not being able to skate wasn't the thing that kept me from having kids so I'm grateful for that. But trust me, if you could impregnate a man I'd have a lot of little GAYs running around.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 06:31:52 PM
fair enough gay, but those facts aside - those idiots are having christmas dinner with their kids (exceot for mitch - who will probably have kids one day)

and theyr keeping my dues from being paid to myself

if cab and mapstone think they can scam me with the star wars vans shoes scam - then lets see what islam have to say about that

also tony and slater still owe me an 800,000 house a 30,000 car and 400,000 bank acccount

no ifs or buts

or islam will continue to reap vengeance against theyr western civilation greed
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on December 01, 2015, 07:32:25 PM
jedi until you gleam the cube you can't hang w/ christian slater. if you keep talking about isis you're gonna end up in australian guantanamo and your only source of amusement is christian slater outside your cell doors working on his jack nicholson impression.  granted he does a better jack than jack does but it's gonna get old.
christian slater is most famous skater in usa [1980s usa] but he's still got the inside moves. back when tony hawk worked at pizza hut.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 07:56:38 PM
man y do u keep bringing up that old movie with hawk and christian slater in it

everyone knows that the movie - thrashin - with hosoi in it was the best old skate movie, not gleaming the cube

and ive sen both

who hasnt?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 01, 2015, 08:02:54 PM
and yo man australian guantonomo aint gonna get me

no time soon

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on December 02, 2015, 12:02:05 AM
mapstones wife and kids dressed up as star wars people on Halloween, I seen pictures Jedi

both his kids and wife have vans shoes for free and dressed as star wars people which means jedi has been over taken by mapstones family

time to get a new shoe sponsor jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 11:52:33 AM
nice to know about haloween man

and man no shoe sponsor will sponsor me im willing to bet
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 11:59:59 AM
LISTEN UP

ALL U MUTHER FUCKERS WHO THINK THEY CAN RIP JEDI OFF AND SCAM JEDI

A WARNING


ISLAM WILL REAP THE WINDS OF VENGEANCE FOR JEDI

THEY ALREADY HAVE

IN LINDT CAFE, AND IN PARIS (TWICE NOW)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 12:10:17 PM
NOW I DONT KNOW IF ITS ISLAM

BUT DO U THINK THE SAN BERNADINO MENTAL HOSPITAL (APPARENTLY ITS A MENATAL HOSTPITAL) MASS SHOOTING IS A REVENGE ATTACK FOR ALL THE SHIT THAT JEDI HAS TO PUT UP WITH AT THE PSYCH WARD AND WITH PSYCH DOCTORS

JEDI IS SUSPICIOUS

A MASS SHOOTING AT A MENTAL DISABILITY CENTRE IN CALIFORNIA

JEDI IS SUSPIPCIOUS
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 12:33:24 PM
I THINK AUS AND USA MEDIA IS LYING

THEY KNOW TH SAN BERNADINO SHHOTING COULD BE FOR JEDI

BUT THE MEDIIA ARENT TELLLING THE TRUTH ABOUT IT

IM WATHING IT NOW
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 12:47:33 PM
IF THE TARGET WAS INDEED A MENTAL DISABILTY CENTRE

THEN JEDI ITS BETTING ITS REVENGE FOR JEDI GOING THROUGH THE CONTINUAL BULLSHIT OF PSYCH WARD AND PSYCH DCTORS
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 12:51:43 PM
I JUST HEARD THE SHOOTERS HAVE GOTTEN AWAY

FOR NOW
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: bbk on December 02, 2015, 12:52:55 PM
To know this guy is an actual person with these actual thoughts is fuckin scary.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 01:00:23 PM
ARE U ON TV BBK?

AND COULD U BE ON TV AGAIN BBK?

GET WITH THE PROGRAM BBK
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on December 02, 2015, 01:17:11 PM
ban please.

jedi, im sorry you feel the way you do, but nobody in america knows who you are let alone gives a shit.

step away from the computer and go roll around on your skateboard and just be happy that youre able to do that.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 01:21:47 PM
sory jb

but jedi is one person on tv that tells the truth

unlike the others jb

i tell the truth
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 01:52:06 PM
question is = who's responsible

is it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeerrrriiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccaaaaaaaa fighting back for jedi

or is it islam

id be impressed if it was mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrriiiiiiiccccaaaaa
fighting back for jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on December 02, 2015, 01:57:18 PM
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u367/truckerfucker/ban-this-skate-cover_zpsu41yubpy.jpg) (http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/truckerfucker/media/ban-this-skate-cover_zpsu41yubpy.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on December 02, 2015, 02:10:08 PM
2 Live Crew - Banned in the USA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU7XsoQXSW8&ab_channel=Hungerforsex#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 02:26:31 PM
yeah cute joke gay
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 02:29:45 PM
and gay for the san bernadino shootings

apparently u can blame hawk slater hosoi and cab and the rest

apparently blame them
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 02:30:59 PM
yeah ban hawk and hosoi and cab and the rest

dont ban jedi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 02:48:51 PM
jedi will never go to paris

so fuck up bithes

and jedi will never go to san bernadino or calidornia

so fuck up bitches

cause tony and slater wont let me go to paris or california

so fuck up bitches
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 02:59:51 PM
think about it man

this ones more personal to me man

i hate the fucken psych docs and treatment teams

and in san bernadino mental disablilty centre attack the attack was apparetly on a christmas party for psych docs and psych staff

apparently

so if your asking for sympathy fromj jedi for psych docs and psych teams that got atttacked at their christmas party

then u r mistaken
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 03:07:12 PM
anyway fuck all this crazy shit in calaifornia

i want to go train racing but i have no filmer

im the most famous skater in ausralia and usa/canadas 2nd most famous skater

and i have no filmer

go figure

im just going to have to get some random to film it for me
ive done it before so i guess i can do it again
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 02, 2015, 04:34:36 PM
maybe ill go train racing after all

we'll see
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on December 02, 2015, 04:51:10 PM
maybe ill go train racing after all

we'll see

Doubt it, you haven't done anything worthwhile in a long time.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: PsychOut on December 02, 2015, 09:10:37 PM
Jedi you haven't put out video footage since July 2014, a year and a half nearly, of course Mapstone isn't gonna hook you up free stuff unless you skate, if your not skating your not getting free shit, SKATE! Film stuff or you will continue to be forgotten and won't get payed, that's how skateboarding works,  Jedi also watch the Ali Boulala Epicly Later'd 4 part doco on vice, might be good for you, check back in here and let us know your thoughts on it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GAY on December 03, 2015, 08:00:49 AM
Bracing for claims that Boulala owes Jedi a house.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 03, 2015, 12:56:11 PM
no gay bulala doessnt owe jedi a house

hawk and slater do
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on December 07, 2015, 11:01:11 PM
jedi i have come to love you and if you keep smoking synthetic one day you will just stop posting cuz you'll be locked up or have fallen on some train tracks or something and died.  anyway get some help, you arent gonna get a million dollars and DICK SUCKS unless you stabilize a little, and the million is a long shot regardless to be totally honest with you.

<3 Fenzadill
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 08, 2015, 02:21:58 PM
fenzadill i dont want dicksucks and i dont want a million dollars

i want an 800,000 house a 30,000 car and a 400,000 account

and when kelly and hawk oe me about 5 million dollars at least

i dont think im asking for too much

not at all
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 08, 2015, 06:10:04 PM
So what are you going to do with those dicksucks if you don't want them?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 09, 2015, 12:50:05 AM
technicalyall my mornington girls fans and all my torquay girls fans (and other girl fans around australia melbourne gold coast sydney i
los angeles toronto miami new york montreal san fransiscoyw

not like biber fever

more like sheckler fever- yeah more like that - more like sheckler fever

thats what its been like in mornington and torquay ever since year 3009 and 3011 - sheckler fever - not bieber fever

but even then word up to bieber - as his sensei at parkour and skating i notice his raw skills are progressing rapidly

sp i guess thatif bieber is  jediz student and edi is the sensei then bieber gets the the dicksucks (but i urge him not to take too many of them and instead focus on ur skills and balance and technique)

does that answer yr question?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: king_in_the_north on December 09, 2015, 01:46:12 AM
that answers every question i've ever had or ever will have
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 11, 2015, 01:39:05 PM
thats right = bieber gets all the dicksucks that jedi has stashed away from prying eyes

thats right bieber gets all the dicksucks

he is my parkour skating student and i am his sensei after all

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd check this

it appears that lil wayne can indeed skate . repeat lil wayne can indeed skate

check it out on my facebook = lil wayne conquers the 180 ollie down the 7 stair

https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754 (https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 11, 2015, 02:14:51 PM
but that biebers got lil wayne beat with inwrd heels and skatinng on top of a plane
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 11, 2015, 02:30:15 PM
infact i'll go even further and say that

BIEBER KICKS LIL WAYNES ASS AT SKATING

but it still appears that lil wayne is on the up and up
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Fenzadill on December 11, 2015, 03:22:02 PM

does that answer yr question?

fuck ya it does.

I GOT JEDI FEVER!!!!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 12, 2015, 01:53:25 PM
Yeah go them lakers :)

Kobes last year and already theyr getting dusted by duncan and parker and the spurs

and more so if you have read my recent latest 3 months facebook you will know that jedi has learnt the method of learning brand new powerfull spells

but maybe? maybe? i dont think ill learn those spells because it could cause a disturbance and gates could open on earth to the demon realm and also the dark spirit realm or similar, and world could be destroyed, and jedi doesnt want that to happen
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GeorgeHanson on December 13, 2015, 05:17:36 AM
Hey Jedi,

Thought you should know. Tony Hawks next game is gonna be called "Tony Hawks Train Racer" - thought you should know.

I guess you should've trademarked that shit or something.

Oh well.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 08:55:15 PM
oh by the way - another scam that cab and mapstone had going that you already know about is =

= keeping jedi out of the new vans video = so i dont get paid and i dont get more exposure

and they put old seedy mutts like dollin and rowley in the new vans video

but no jedi in the video


when at the time jedi was the best skateboarder on vans let alone in hiistory

so keep the scams coming cab and hawk and slater and mapstone

ill kill your scams every time aaaannddd islam will kill people on time for it = literaly
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 08:58:23 PM
thats right keep your scams coming

and i'll kill them every time

and islam for it will kill people on time

literaly
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 09:04:02 PM
but on to good vibes

finaly ive re-convinced my brother to film train racing for me and we're going to do it on thursday

so heads up

jedi is probably dropping a new train racing clip on thursday
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 09:16:29 PM
and remember crew - so far it looks like when jedi retires then justin bieber gets all jediz girl fans

im quite impressed with that bieber - as his sensei i believe his skills at skate and parkour are turning full on like jedi - sort of like jedi was in his early years - sort of but not quite that hardcore - yet

anyway

go bieber
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on December 13, 2015, 09:25:11 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0#)

Start - 10 seconds
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 09:56:45 PM
no offense tobey but mike taylor is alright

but i can skate better than that in my sleep
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 10:09:54 PM
you dont get it do you hawk slater cab hosoi mapstone and the rest

you keep scamming

and islam will keep killing people

HAWK END THIS AND GO ON TV IN USA NOW AND ADMIT THAT JEDI IS THE BEST SKATER IN HISTORY AND SHOW THEM MY YOUTUBE CLIPS INCLUDING THE TV YOUTUBE CLIP

HAWK NO MORE ISLAM KILLING PEOPLE

HAWK GO ON TV AND ADMIT THAT JEDI IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

YOU FAGGOT RAT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 13, 2015, 10:19:44 PM
PUT IT THIS WAY = NOT ONLY HAWK AND SLATER BUT DISNEY AND GEORGE LUCAS ARE TRYING TO RIP JEDI OFF

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN DISNEY AND GEORGE LUCAS AND HAWK AND SLATER AND THE REST ARE TRYING TO RIP YOU OFF

YOU FIGHT BACK WITH MAGIC and internet AND YOU FIGHT BACK WITH ISLAM

do i have to spell it out for you, even obama and bush and trump and clinton want to rip me off

big time

so what do you do then

fight back with internet and magic and fight back with islam
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: castillo's curls on December 14, 2015, 07:08:05 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0#)

Start - 10 seconds

damn, that dude used to be so much doper than he is today.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 14, 2015, 05:06:48 PM
no offense tobey but mike taylor is alright

but i can skate better than that in my sleep


Me too.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: andocom on December 14, 2015, 05:33:21 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otrp8s2kFP0#)

Start - 10 seconds

damn, that dude used to be so much doper than he is today.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 22, 2015, 02:11:17 PM
actually ive been thinking about it -and- GO LILWAYNE! HE'S DUELING BIIIEEEBBBBEEEERRRR

like i said

GO LIL WAYNE

if you want to check the footage once again

check my facebook

https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754 (https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 22, 2015, 02:12:45 PM
go lil wayne!

he's dueling biiiieeeeebbbbeerrrrrr!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 22, 2015, 03:23:38 PM
AND ON THE SAME TOPIC

GGGOOOOOOO JUUUUSSTTIIIN BIIEEEBBEEERRR

you beat that little wayne bieber

you go that bieber

and remember justin bieber - after jedi retires - you get all his girls bieber

just think of all those kelly slater bells beach girls bieber - just think of them :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 22, 2015, 03:46:57 PM
well jedi checked out the new tony hawk game

and the review is in

LAME

AND SHIT

SAME CRAP AS THE REST OF THE GAMES

THE WHOLE GENRE IS ON REPEAT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on December 22, 2015, 06:21:58 PM
well jedi checked out the new tony hawk game

and the review is in

LAME

AND SHIT

SAME CRAP AS THE REST OF THE GAMES

THE WHOLE GENRE IS ON REPEAT

Tony owes you money, and you go buy his game?

Jedi your awesome!!!
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: straight on December 22, 2015, 06:27:39 PM
the nick jedi thread is back now
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on December 23, 2015, 03:30:09 AM
Jedi, where is the footage of you skating? This is turning into some Danny Way/PJ level shit.

Even Tony recently put out the corkscrew.

Did you see the new Star Wars? No sign of any train racing in it. Shit was dull.

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 23, 2015, 04:08:39 AM
 i know i know 360 frip = phantom menace was so much better with the pod racing and young anakin vs sebulba

im betting on sebulba, he always wins :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 23, 2015, 04:44:57 AM
AND ON THE SAME TOPIC

GGGOOOOOOO JUUUUSSTTIIIN BIIEEEBBEEERRR

you beat that little wayne bieber

you go that bieber

and remember justin bieber - after jedi retires - you get all his girls bieber

just think of all those kelly slater bells beach girls bieber - just think of them :)

and also think of those mornington girls bieber. first bieber you must learn the power of skate/parkour/breakdance/martialarts training
it will teach you bieber that magic is learnable with skill and patience by bluntsliding a grind ledge at good speed and landing it or coming close to  landing it. or doing an airwalk air over a jump ramp and jump a small car like a porsche bieber.

and if you master the powers bieber then learn to do those tricks at night when its dark or with a blindfold. then youll learn more magic

more to the point bieber you can have the torquay girls when i retire.
bbbuuuuuutttt bieber you only get my mornington girls if there is a dragon and you slay it . then you get half the kingdom and my daughters hand to wed. but i have no daughter so you'l have to settle for half the kindgom bieber.

the kindgdom of mornington

jediz kingdom

lord jedi of mornington
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on December 23, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
it will teach you bieber that magic is learnable with skill and patience by bluntsliding a grind ledge at good speed and landing it or coming close to  landing it.

did you land it or not
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 23, 2015, 10:36:07 AM
dude i nsbluntslided it with my helmet in my hand and when i landed it i put my helmet on and rolled away no more to pay
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 23, 2015, 10:36:49 AM
and plus i can do it with a lightsaber
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: bbk on December 23, 2015, 01:13:57 PM
you can't do shit, and have no fans, fact.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on December 23, 2015, 01:27:40 PM
i have tens of thousands of girl fans in mornington, bells beach torquay, melbourne and over australia

and thousands in los angeles and new york and miami and washington and toronto and san fran and all over usa and canada

and just as many fans that are guys
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 03, 2016, 02:49:03 PM
officialy just watched the new star wars movie last night

and the verdict is in

jedi was dissapointed somewhat. the movie was half decent but i can do better lightsaber moves than those jedi n the that movie

matter of fact those jedi are not that class

jedi flaws those jedi - solo's and leia's twins and the black guy fynn

lucas you rip off you owe me money

and you too disney

lucas i know that bbk droid is a rip off of my soccer ball you smartarse

and im  fairly cetain that fynn is supposed to be the jedi (but im not certain yet)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 05, 2016, 12:26:44 AM
castillos curls and the rest of u crew i wrote a long analysis of the new star wars movie
 but the slap moderators pad locked it i think. i think. it could of been someone else.

anyway
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million

CASH
Title: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 03:50:29 PM
CASH

and sorry planet earth = it doesnt matter how big your wallet is = you will never have jediz bells beach torquay girls
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 03:52:13 PM
SLATERS OFFICIAL BANK ACCOUNT = 210 MILLION

HAWKS OFFICIAL BANK ACCOUNT = 140 MILLION

NOW U OWE ME 5 MILLION BETWEEN U

CASH

NOW PLEASE

OR ELSE
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 04:07:42 PM
REMEMBER HAWK AND SLATER

THE MORE TIME YOU TAKE TO PAY THE MONEY THAT U OWE ME

AND THE MORE THAT THE PRICE GOES UP

DONT LET THE PRICE GET TO 210 MILLION SLATER

DONT LET THE PRICE GET TO 140 MILLION HAWK

OR ELSE
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 04:12:09 PM
AND SLATER AND HAWK IF THE PRICE GETS TO 210 AND 140 MILLION

ILL SEND YOUR ASSES TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN AT A RESTERAUNT LIKE I HAD TO WHEN I WAS 21 AND 22 - AT THAT TIME I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PRO SKATER - ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD

BUT SLATER AND HAWK TRIED TO SCAM ME BACK THEN

WELL ALL YOUR TORQUAY GIRLS ARE MINE SLATER

EVEN THE TEENAGERS

SO TRY SCAM THAT SLATER

THE TORQUAY GIRLS ALL DISLIKE U NOW SLATER

ITS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JEDI TELLS THEM THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SCAMMING ASS
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: GeorgeHanson on January 09, 2016, 04:15:40 PM
Hey Jedi,

Thoughts on Danny Way?

ps: Shane O'neill has a backyard skatepark and a sports car.
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 04:25:02 PM
like ive said before george hanson

danny way is just a kid that got his ass kicked by hosoi back in the 90's

nothing more and nothing less

and shane oneil is just an average street skater that gets paid and laid

nothing more and nothing less

jedi is greatest skater in history

not danny way

or shane oneil

they can just keep gettin paid and laid for all i care

they cant touch my boots at skating
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 04:28:50 PM
just face it slater

i could take all your girls away from u - all over the world
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: asakusa75 on January 09, 2016, 04:44:14 PM
Judy....any thoughts on Spanly or Khakis?
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 04:54:54 PM
nah  man no comment

we r getting away from the subjrct material

which is

hawk and slater didnt pay up

now they owe me 5 million between them
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: tobey on January 09, 2016, 05:45:44 PM
Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude rules
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 09, 2016, 05:57:09 PM
Whenever I hear Australians talk about how long it's been since they've had a mass shooting I think about Jedi and smile
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: OldmanEpic on January 09, 2016, 06:04:10 PM
Damn i got reset before jedi 😂😂😂😂

Sick ISIS on the jedi, do it now!
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 10:26:51 PM
i told u already old man epic

its not "isis" thats with the jedi against bush obama hawk slater gates branson etc

its "nearly the whole of islam" thats with the jedi

not isis
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: ducky darnsworth on January 09, 2016, 10:30:28 PM
Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude rules
wait, how the hell do you become a pal anyway, i never quite understood how that works.
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 10:33:27 PM
example 1

my heart is yearning but paris is burning
all night long
my heart is dreaming but paris is screaming
all night long

so dont pay me hawk and slater and by defacto keep putting me in psych ward

and see what islam does

to ya muhney

to ya money

ya money wont last long mutherfuckers obush obama hawk slater gates branson etc
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: GeorgeHanson on January 09, 2016, 10:41:45 PM
I'm not sure you understand how negotiations like this work, Jedi.

Maybe use more Jedi mind tricks. See if that works better.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: GeorgeHanson on January 09, 2016, 10:43:11 PM
Whenever I hear Australians talk about how long it's been since they've had a mass shooting I think about Jedi and smile

Hawk and Slater live in the US, loser. If Jedi's shooting up anywhere its Huntington beach.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 11:01:09 PM
huntingtons cool

but if you look at the map of melbourne bay and the map of LA bay

ul notice that morninton is in the exact same spot as newport beach

and ul notice that williamstown is in the exact same spot as malibu

so its oc all the way

but reppin out to the whole bay area in LA

surf and skate on

but dont forget santa cruz either - they released a range of star wars boards because of the jedi :)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 11:04:37 PM
and i bet noone in LA has ever skated all the way from malibu to newport beach at night in one go

like jedi has skated all the way from pt melbourne (basically the next suburb to williamstown) to mornington at night

which way is scarier do you think? malibu to newport? or newport to malibu? at night
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 11:11:45 PM
oh i understand how negotiations like this work

you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook

muscly hunky sex god slater crying

well how about that
Title: just ask tas pappas if mapstone tried to scam jedi. pappas will tell u he did !
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 11:48:43 PM
off the richkter

mapstone how much do u get paid per year

mapstone where do you get to jetset all over the world to for free

mapstone y is jedi not on the vans video

mapstone y does cab and george lucas think they can rip me off with the vans star wars shoes scam and get away with it

mapstone y cant jedi have children  - because he cant afford it

mapstone y do u have children - because u rip skaters like me off to get your paycheck







BECAUSE MAPSTONE IVE NOTICED

I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID








FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL WHERE ALL THE REST OF YOUR BUST ASS HOME BOYS DWELL



BECAUSE NOONE TRUSTS U ANYMORE MAPSTONE


AUS USA CANADA UK EUROPE NZ AND ASIA BELIEVE MY TRUTH MAPSTONE

NOT YOUR LIES




LIKE IS SAID


I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 09, 2016, 11:50:58 PM
just ask tas pappas if mapstone tried to scam jedi. pappas will tell u he did !

off the richkter

mapstone how much do u get paid per year

mapstone where do you get to jetset all over the world to for free

mapstone y is jedi not on the vans video

mapstone y does cab and george lucas think they can rip me off with the vans star wars shoes scam and get away with it

mapstone y cant jedi have children  - because he cant afford it

mapstone y do u have children - because u rip skaters like me off to get your paycheck







BECAUSE MAPSTONE IVE NOTICED

I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID








FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL WHERE ALL THE REST OF YOUR BUST ASS HOME BOYS DWELL



BECAUSE NOONE TRUSTS U ANYMORE MAPSTONE


AUS USA CANADA UK EUROPE NZ AND ASIA BELIEVE MY TRUTH MAPSTONE

NOT YOUR LIES




LIKE IS SAID


I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: GeorgeHanson on January 10, 2016, 12:04:37 AM
oh i understand how negotiations like this work

you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook

muscly hunky sex god slater crying


well how about that

Are you gay?
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: asakusa75 on January 10, 2016, 12:12:09 AM
oh i understand how negotiations like this work

you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook

muscly hunky sex god slater crying


well how about that

Are you gay?


Jody on Gay...confirmed.

Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 12:15:47 AM
no im not gay

are you?




but on the other hand im not really interested in girls

they are too money hungry

only a brother with money can be their man


only a sista thats a slut would chase the paper
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 12:17:35 AM
put it this way

now that jedi is on tv = girls will fuck me for free

but 12 yrs ago when i was a pastry chef and the best skater in the world (but with no sponsors or high income)
no girl would touch me
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 02:38:41 AM
man i dont even get laid with my usual 1 call girl a year anymore
Title: Re: just ask tas pappas if mapstone tried to scam jedi. pappas will tell u he did !
Post by: nowell on January 10, 2016, 02:49:46 AM
It's concerning that this isn't the stupidest thing i've read on slap today
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 03:00:37 AM
every day i take more and more of your girls away from you slater

australian girls

LA girls

miami girls

new york girls

sisco girls

chicago girls

uk girls

european girls

and even hawaii girls (but the hawaii girls are for hawaii - not for slater or jedi - u understand)
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 03:02:09 AM
hi nowell cuntm8

i see u lurking there u famous cunt

what do u think of paris attack

puts to shame martin place attack doesnt it man

teaches slater and hawk to pay up
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 03:25:00 AM
slater all u get laid with anyway are needle drug addict holywood actors and models

who wants that shit

i dont want to watch my girlfriend hit up before i fuck her

but u have slater

u do it all the time
Title: Re: just ask tas pappas if mapstone tried to scam jedi. pappas will tell u he did !
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 03:28:15 AM
cuntm8 its concerning that u find this stupid

but since im ur superior cuntm8

take the hint

mapstone would scam u too

and make u do all the work

while he gets laid
Title: Re: just ask tas pappas if mapstone tried to scam jedi. pappas will tell u he did !
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 03:30:04 AM
and whats also concerning is that the moderators hate randozzi bantam and grimcity are all in agreement with me cuntm8\

even if u "mistakenly" believe that its stupid
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on January 10, 2016, 03:41:23 AM
only a sista thats a slut would chase the paper

oh the irony..

word of advice jedi: you'll be much happier if you let all this shit slide and go skate. they'll never give you any money, nor do they owe you anything.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 04:36:22 AM
nor can u touch my boots at skating darkslide

and they do owe me

u r wrong

they do owe me

the price stays

hawk and slater owe me 5 million between them
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on January 10, 2016, 05:14:28 AM
then i'm curious to why noone gives a shit. have you talked to a lawyer or something about this?
it's sad to see your paranoid and delusional view on things. hopefully you'll get some help or get it together yourself. wish you the best man.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 05:19:14 AM
darkslide

learn to air properly before you even talk to me

ok?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on January 10, 2016, 05:30:29 AM
ok.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on January 10, 2016, 07:03:51 AM
ddt did a job on judy
now he is a real sicky
guess judy better spread da news
that he got no mind to loose
all the girls in love w/ judy
Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssoBUb2cJk&ab_channel=AllRamonesMusic#)
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: poopnutsupreme on January 10, 2016, 10:55:18 AM
Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude rules
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 10, 2016, 07:22:58 PM
but back to tas pappas

tas man you have to tell the truth that mapstone and cab tried to rip me off

because man i tell the truth about you and hawk. hawk scam u and fucked u over. see i tell the truth
Title: Re: alright clocks up. hawk and slater u didnt pay up. now u owe me 5 million
Post by: GAY on January 11, 2016, 10:20:34 AM
Judy....any thoughts on Spanly or Khakis?

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 11, 2016, 04:55:02 PM
well david bowie died today

dont get me wrong - some of his songs are good or even alright

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE

DAVID BOWIE IS ANOTHER SCAMMER WHO TRIED TO SAM JEDI SINCE DECEMBER YR 2000

ALL TO PROTECT

HIS MUHNEY

ALL FOR HIS MONEY

BECAUSE HE CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIS MILLIONS OF MUHNEY

BECAUSE BUSH ADMITTED THAT MAGIC IS REAL ON LIVE TV

IT WOULD DEFACE THE VALUE OF CURRENCY ALL OVER THE WORLD

AND DAVID BOWIES MILLIONS OF MUHNEY - WOULD BE BASICALLY WORTHLESS

SO RIP DAVID BOWIE

SOME OF YOUR SONGS WHERE THE BEST

BUT NOW U CAN ROT IN PEACE

RAT
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: asakusa75 on January 11, 2016, 05:01:17 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NELxcdQ2w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_NELxcdQ2w#)

Leave Bowie out of it Jenny...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 11, 2016, 05:21:15 PM
FUCK U ASAHI BEER

BOWIE NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAVE FUCKED WITH THE JEDI

THEN HE NEVER WOULD DIED IN THE ASS WHEN JEDI MADE IT ON AUS TV

AND HE NEVER WOULD OF DIED IN THE ASS WHEN JEDI TOOK ALL OF KELLY SLATERS BELLS BEACH TORQUAY GIRLS

BECAUSE IT DOESNT MATTER HOW BIG BOWIES WALLET IS = HE CAN NEVER TAKE JEDIZ TORQUAY GIRLS AWAY FROM HIM

OR JEDIZ LA GIRLS OR SISCO GIRLS OR HAWAII GIRLS OR SURFERS PARADISE GIRLS OR SYDNEY GIRLS OR MELBOURNE GIRLS OR NY GIRLS

GET THE PICTURE ASAHI BEER

SO JUST GO GET DRUNK OFF ASAHI BEER MR ASAHI

AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF JEDIZ THREAD/ARTICLE

PLEASE

REMEMBER I ASKED NICELY

PLEASE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on January 11, 2016, 05:27:10 PM
i've been thinking it over and i think it's only fair you return the girls you stole from christian slater. set the girls free, boko harem.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: tobey on January 11, 2016, 05:30:30 PM
The wrong crazy slap pal died
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 11, 2016, 06:14:21 PM
Hey Judy,

Do you ever go back a few pages and read the stuff you've posted?

Here is what I got out of the last two pages.

You do all the work.  Yet, you haven't skated in years and don't have a job.

You take all the girls from Slater, buy you have no girls, and are not interested in girls.

David Bowie can't live without his "millions of MUHNEY".  Is that why he died?  Someone took away his millions of muhney?  So sad. 

You are owed millions in cash from a couple of guys that don't know you exist.

This was funny though.
muscly hunky sex god slater crying

The only thing you may be owed is some quite time and some new meds.

Wish you well, but please get some help.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: eastenders on January 11, 2016, 06:40:28 PM
darkslide

learn to air properly before you even talk to me

ok?

Rekd
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 11, 2016, 06:55:23 PM
what a bunch of bunnys

im tempted to believe that you are letting your slut grfriends do the typing

thats right

your not even posting these comments

your just letting your slut gfriends post the smartarse comments

so they can get off by talking to a world famous skater/parkour/breaker
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shark tits on January 11, 2016, 06:57:28 PM
what a bunch of bunnys

im tempted to believe that you are letting your slut grfriends do the typing

thats right

your not even posting these comments

your just letting your slut gfriends post the smartarse comments

so they can get off by talking to a world famous skater/parkour/breaker
breakin's a memory. for wimps.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on January 11, 2016, 07:00:12 PM
The wrong crazy slap pal died

Thats fucked but I agree.

What drugs are you on jedi? You owe it to us as a public service announcement so we never take said drugs.

Thank you,

Sincerly
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 11, 2016, 07:06:38 PM
ALRIGHT FAIR ENOUGH

IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO FILL MY ARTICLE UP WITH GIBBERISH THEN IM GOING AWAY FOR A FEW HOURS

LATER
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on January 11, 2016, 07:10:20 PM
Later slater
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 11, 2016, 10:31:29 PM
just admit it - jedi and islam are winning this war. and western greed is losing it

there's nothing you can do to stop our terrorist attacks now

nothing

no countermeasures you put in place will prevent us from attacking you

so stop scamming jedi hawk slater bush obama gates branson etc

and stop attacking the middle east western countries

or you will feel more pain

i guarantee it

REMEMBER ALL THAT OBAMA HAS TO DO TO STOP THE WAR ON TERRORISM IS ADMIT THAT MAGIC IS REAL ON LIVE TV AND ADMIT ON LIVE TV THAT JEDI GAVE MAGIC POWERS TO THE ENTIRE WORLDS POPULATION IN YR 2000 DECEMBER

AND ASWELL ALL HAWK HAS TO DO STOP THE WAR ON TERRORISM IS ADMIT ON TV THAT JEDI IS THE NUMBER ONE SKATER IN THE WORLD

THEN PACK YOUR BAGS GUYS AND GIRLS = THIS WAR IS OVER AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME AND FEEL SAFE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 12, 2016, 01:54:29 AM
remember china and nippon and asia

my magic sword 2000 years ago was maybe the finest in the world at the time , not yours

but maybe ur magic sword was the finest in the world at the time. not mine. maybe

but remember 2000 yrs ago i was one of the best at the colleseum

and in this age i am the best at the colleseum in the world

and remember asia . in this age i am one of the most famous swordsman in the world (even if i dont use a real sword)

and also i am jackie chans number one student at parkour in the world

i started parkour in 2005 as an official sport all over the world (even though jackie did it before me)

thats right the french black guy on the casino royal bond movie didnt sart parkour all over the world
i did

its a lie that the french black guy started parkour all over the world

jedi did
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 12, 2016, 02:04:12 AM
yeah call homeland security faggots

obama will advise them that its a bad idea to put me in guantanamo

because islam will really go off then

when u place THEYR WIZARD in a detention centre
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 12, 2016, 02:06:49 AM
more to the point

not just islams wizard


the worlds wizard

put me in guantanamo

and watch islam light it up

big time
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: 360 frip on January 12, 2016, 03:52:11 AM
Jedi are you smoking that synthetic shit again? If so, knock it off. It's not been tested and will fuck you up and not in a good way.

How much do you really care about money, by the way?

You know, it's just paper.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: poopnutsupreme on January 12, 2016, 07:32:08 AM
You must be a pretty shitty wizard if you can't even get Hawk and Slater to pay you.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on January 12, 2016, 09:07:15 AM
You must be a pretty shitty wizard if you can't even get Hawk and Slater to pay you.


jedi is a wizard in the same way that mike kirk is a professional skateboarder.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 13, 2016, 09:10:44 PM
jediz next season 5 clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCX6nE0eLI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCX6nE0eLI)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-glLIQRI6k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-glLIQRI6k)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbzaAwpi1I4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbzaAwpi1I4)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t4Tf92peoE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t4Tf92peoE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8E-mC41JuY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8E-mC41JuY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCV8UOobIo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBCV8UOobIo)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 13, 2016, 09:30:06 PM
i have no idea what your talking about
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 13, 2016, 10:24:36 PM
you'll notice in the clip where that sam guy did the bluntslide on the box at night . thats at balnarring skatepark
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 13, 2016, 11:09:55 PM
train racer xxl

season 5\
\


just made it to 306 views for 7 short cliips

306 views and counting
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on January 13, 2016, 11:13:21 PM
Sadly, its fun to watch people go insane.

Jedi, have you see the jeremy rogers thread?

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 13, 2016, 11:20:48 PM
no. what page is it on oldmanepic
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 14, 2016, 12:25:06 AM
those police officers had just arrested a guy and where taking him in that room behind the officer
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 14, 2016, 01:09:37 PM
and like i said .. that flat rail that guy 50 50 grinds and put his hat through his legs on

thats the rail that jedi wanted to boardslide with the olympic torch when i obstructed/stole it
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 14, 2016, 02:11:27 PM
stade de olympia

like i said

jedi has been famous in Athena for many an age
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on January 14, 2016, 02:11:54 PM
Like 3 threads down

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 16, 2016, 10:32:04 PM
new season 5 clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmksk68z40 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUmksk68z40)

enjoi
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 18, 2016, 03:19:50 PM
in train racer xxl season5 nextclip5 did you check that ender = how long was the manual for ?  ?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 18, 2016, 08:35:25 PM
new season 5  clips coming up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBrIhzLf54Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBrIhzLf54Q)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yxf-YBAI54 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yxf-YBAI54)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CDFk9BoPM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12CDFk9BoPM)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oQt59hZmE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55oQt59hZmE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXtObC3yTss (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXtObC3yTss)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikj_Uv3H13s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikj_Uv3H13s)

enjoi

Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on January 19, 2016, 02:21:13 AM
jedi, is that you skating in those last clips?
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 19, 2016, 04:47:55 AM
yes it is darkslide
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: bbk on January 19, 2016, 07:27:08 AM
Don't you think one of the greatest skaters ever should be able to do that lipslide pretty easy?

Tony hawk could probably to that every try without even trying...
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 19, 2016, 09:29:39 AM
ive done it at night before and landed it 1st shot

same with ns bluntslide
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: mds on January 19, 2016, 10:12:21 AM
Kool Keith - I Don't Believe You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH4Y16Hb6RM#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 19, 2016, 10:21:24 AM
yeah mds - your on tv - i dont believe you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)

:)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: OldmanEpic on January 19, 2016, 11:56:19 AM
Fuckin sick! Thats was smooth jedi, smooth.

Smooth

Darkslide like a boss smooth!

Fucki. Smooth
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: JB on January 19, 2016, 02:10:44 PM
yeah mds - your on tv - i dont believe you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y)

:)


step it up jedi. these dudes are skiing behind a train going way faster than you are.

Russia: Watch young Russian daredevil ski behind speeding train (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbizWuykBFE#)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 02:53:56 PM
JUST LIKE ISLAM

U KILL THEYR KIDS. THEY KILL YOURS

YOU DONT EVER LET ME HAVE KIDS BECAUSE I'LL NEVER HAVE ANY MONEY

THEN I KILL YOUR KIDS

SIMPLE ISNT IT RATS
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 03:02:12 PM
THEN I KILL YOUR KIDS

SIMPLE ISNT IT RATS
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 03:04:38 PM
MATTER OF FACT IVE GOT THAT BEAT

I MIGHT NOT USE THIS SPELL EVEN IF I LEARN IT

I MIGHT JUST KILL YOUR KIDS

BUT IF JEDI WANTS = HE COULD LEARN THE SPELL TO SEND YOUR KIDS TO HELL AFTER JEDI KILLS THEM

HELL FOREVER ASWELL AS DEATH

BUT I PROBABLY WONT, I'LL JUST TRY AND KILL THEM
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 03:07:59 PM
HAWK AND SLATER YOU DONT MAKE THE RULES


I DO

ITS MY PLANET

MINE
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 24, 2016, 04:08:29 PM
Alright Looney Toons, if you get any heat on this site because of your nutjob Presidential death threats I'll find a place that's somehow worse than Australia and have you sent there. Here's for hoping this shit finally gets you banned.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 04:21:23 PM
OH BY THE WAY / WHERE YOU GOING TO SEND ME?

SYRIA? OR IRAQ? OR SOMETHING

BECAUSE THOSE CREW WILL SAY I AM A LEGEND OF THE CAUSE

THE CAUSE MUTHERFUCKER

TO MAKE THE PRESIDENT ADMIT ON LIVE TV THAT MAGIC IS REAL AND THAT JEDI GAVE MAGIC POWERS TO THE WHOLE WORLDS POPULATION IN DECEMBER YR 2000

THE CAUSE MUTHERFUCKER

TO HAVE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES DEDICATED TO LEARNING MAGIC AND TEACHING MAGIC NOT LIKE HOGWARTS. LIKE YALE AND HARVARD AND STANFORD AND CAMBRIDGE AND OXFORD AND MELBOURNE UNIVERSITY
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 04:35:49 PM
matter of fact shit for brains

i'll go even further

did you cuddle tight to your coochie all those nights?

while jedi spent about 800 nights sleeping and skating on the streets over his whole life?

well? did you cuddle tight to your coochie all those nights?

you soft ass bitch

dont even try and be as hard as the jedi

soft ass bitch with your coochie

matter of fact you probably didnt even write the above post. you let your coochie or your sister write it for you

soft ass bitch
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 04:39:55 PM
shit for brains you cant take even one girl from kelly slater

jedi has taken over a million girls all over the western world from kelly slater

and i could take them all

if

hawk and slater went on tv and admitted that jedi is the best skater in history

all of kelly slaters girls
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: nick jedi sk8boarder on January 24, 2016, 04:57:04 PM
all of kelly slaters girls would be mine

all
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 24, 2016, 05:48:48 PM
Well when you put it like that it all makes sense.

(http://www.cuckoopalace.com/images/product_images/thumbnail_images/Cuckoo-Clock-1-day-movement-Chalet-Style-30cm-by-August-Schwer__4039212304329_36-40-30410C_4.0304.10.C.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: darkslideoftheforce on January 25, 2016, 07:11:34 AM
this thread makes me feel amused, annoyed and depressed at the same time.
Title: Re: Nick Jedi
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 26, 2016, 09:35:53 PM
Wait, the jedi made it pal status?

http://iconosquare.com/p/1171462032929561028_270772021#sthash.0rGembuR.dpuf (http://iconosquare.com/p/1171462032929561028_270772021#sthash.0rGembuR.dpuf)