my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.
anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".
stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.