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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #420 on: March 22, 2008, 09:30:03 PM »
that's incredibly stupid
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #421 on: March 23, 2008, 06:38:21 AM »
missing the boat on californication

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #422 on: March 24, 2008, 08:43:34 AM »
Got accepted to Philadelphia University. That would be cool, except I don't wanna go there at all.

Also, I was reading their Wikipedia page, and the three most famous alumni from there are: the winner of the first season of Project Runway, porn actress Katie Gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Gold, and Playboy model Amy Miller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Miller_%28model%29.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #423 on: March 24, 2008, 08:51:21 AM »
Got accepted to Philadelphia University. That would be cool, except I don't wanna go there at all.

Also, I was reading their Wikipedia page, and the three most famous alumni from there are: the winner of the first season of Project Runway, porn actress Katie Gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Gold, and Playboy model Amy Miller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Miller_%28model%29.

This sounds like a fine institution of higher learning.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #425 on: March 24, 2008, 08:53:54 AM »
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Got accepted to Philadelphia University. That would be cool, except I don't wanna go there at all.

Also, I was reading their Wikipedia page, and the three most famous alumni from there are: the winner of the first season of Project Runway, porn actress Katie Gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Gold, and Playboy model Amy Miller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Miller_%28model%29.
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This sounds like a fine institution of higher learning.

Yeah, if I do wind up going there, I'll be in good company for when I inevitably pursue my porno career.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #426 on: March 24, 2008, 08:56:50 AM »
Because we all know someone tearing up while receiving a blowjob, with Bright Eyes being played in porn is hot shit...
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #427 on: March 24, 2008, 11:13:39 AM »
stoked on skating all day in shorts, not siked on skipping class all the time because i dont care
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #428 on: March 24, 2008, 05:53:30 PM »
oh and my birthdays in 3 weeks. i dont know how i feel
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #429 on: March 24, 2008, 06:32:30 PM »
^^ i always hate my own birthday ,makes me feel like shit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #430 on: March 24, 2008, 07:49:24 PM »
might break up this 9 month relationship tomorrow
i'm too young for this shit

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #431 on: March 25, 2008, 07:18:39 AM »
Well today my assignments are:
Rent & watch "Total Recall", and explain the significance of memory in the film. That's for psychology.
And for Art History, I've gotta draw a picture in MS paint or some other computer drawing program, and say what the picture symbolizes.
Internet school is too ridiculous, even for me.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee113/WeTigers19118/porpoise.jpg?t=1206456649
"My picture symbolizes the fact that things might not always be as great in the longterm, as they seem in the shortterm."
Well that's one assignment down, one to go. I'm gonna go take a walk to the video store now.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #432 on: March 25, 2008, 08:35:28 AM »
Well today my assignments are:
Rent & watch "Total Recall", and explain the significance of memory in the film. That's for psychology.
And for Art History, I've gotta draw a picture in MS paint or some other computer drawing program, and say what the picture symbolizes.
Internet school is too ridiculous, even for me.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee113/WeTigers19118/porpoise.jpg?t=1206456649
"My picture symbolizes the fact that things might not always be as great in the longterm, as they seem in the shortterm."
Well that's one assignment down, one to go. I'm gonna go take a walk to the video store now.

You can mention quatro from Lenny's av in your report.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #433 on: March 25, 2008, 11:10:15 AM »
my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.

anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they  are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".


stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #434 on: March 25, 2008, 12:43:48 PM »
my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.

anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they  are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".


stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.

run away from this woman as fast as you can.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #435 on: March 25, 2008, 12:56:24 PM »
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my girlfriend catching me reading her text messages. i mean, she left the phone around me. temptation can get the best of you. and i can tend to be a bit nosey sometimes. anyway, she told me not to do that anymore. then, last night, as i'm going to bed i find her asleep with her phone next to her. so i respect her wishes, don't invade her privacy, and place it on the night stand. she wakes up and says "did you go through my phone?" all skeptical like, as if there was something i shouldn't see. this morning when i woke up, she was in the shower, and i thought to myself 'i wonder what she didn't want me to see..' so i take a peak. i see a message from her friend..."did you tell jon yet?" hmm. they go on to talk about how she had tested positive on a pregnancy test and she doesn't know how to tell me but she definitely wants to keep it. fuck.

anyway, i told her i read it and ask why she didn't tell me. she was upset blah blah blah. so i go online and read up on hpt's and how they  are usually spot on. i try to look for a doctor she can go to...etc. anyway, she seems all upset and like she doesn't know what to do and asks 'let me read it'. reads it, hands back the computer with TextEdit open and in big words it says "SYYYYYKE".


stoked on her creative way of teaching me a lesson. funny. but not stoked on spending most of today thinking my girl is pregnant.
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run away from this woman as fast as you can.

Yeah dude, that can bring on kill yourself or others status.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #436 on: March 25, 2008, 01:06:57 PM »
going skating, but i have a hemorrhoid because of constant constipation. we'll see how this goes.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #437 on: March 25, 2008, 10:20:03 PM »
spring break was awsome but its over now. :(

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #438 on: March 25, 2008, 11:09:46 PM »
Drove downtown to skate with some friends, ended up not skating at all, but still managed to have fun.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #439 on: March 26, 2008, 12:12:10 AM »
Got to skate for the first time in awhile today, but I sucked and my legs felt like jello the whole time.

Also the college I'm most likely going to next year has its own facebooky social networking thing for incoming freshman and I made a profile to scour for hot chicks.  I didn't find many hotties, mostly butter faces and 7's.  A bunch of these mediocre hoes have all been commenting and wanting to meet up now though.  And the school's in Burlington, so regardless of the school there shouldn't be lack of pretty faces.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #440 on: March 26, 2008, 12:23:09 AM »
sat through nacho libre in it's entirity, and only grinned once, when jack black was lit on fire
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #441 on: March 26, 2008, 01:40:27 AM »
its 140 am but im not the least bit tired

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #442 on: March 28, 2008, 10:38:54 AM »
Ex just asked me via text message if I wanna move in with her this summer.
Stoked cause that would solve my problems about my living situation, and that's the one of the main two things stressing me out right now, not stoked cause it seems like sooo many things could go wrong when you're living with an ex.
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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #443 on: March 28, 2008, 10:47:44 AM »
Ex just asked me via text message if I wanna move in with her this summer.
Stoked cause that would solve my problems about my living situation, and that's the one of the main two things stressing me out right now, not stoked cause it seems like sooo many things could go wrong when you're living with an ex.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #444 on: March 28, 2008, 01:40:39 PM »
I was just about to head out to the shop then the park and it starts raining :( although the weather forecast says it supposed to be nice out all week :)

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #445 on: March 28, 2008, 02:59:10 PM »
There's a shit load of big name concerts/shows coming to my city in the next few months.  Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, George Thorogood, Too Short, Queens Of The Stone Age, Nas, Biz Markie..

But when I consider the cost, how many friends are going, the venue, my interest in the band, and confidence in the show being really good.. I don't know if I'll bother going to any of them.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #446 on: March 29, 2008, 06:57:52 PM »
I'm watching 411 #1 (1993) with some kids who were born that year. It's cool that they're seeing some history, and I like the video, but they're so clueless, it's not even funny. Talking about how the quality is bad and the tricks wouldn't make it into videos today... shit gets aggrivating.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #447 on: March 29, 2008, 07:08:24 PM »
I finally finished watching the Cardiel Later'd.  It was sick, but now there's no more, and it took me too long to get to it.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #448 on: March 29, 2008, 08:12:10 PM »
my brother is going to myrtle beach for a week but my cousin that came up last thursday from there has to go back.

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Re: Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On
« Reply #449 on: March 30, 2008, 08:44:19 AM »
Found out yesterday I got a $20,000 scholarship...but it's to that same school I was talking about before, the porn star one I don't wanna go to.
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