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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2007, 03:31:36 PM »
Fell on a whiskey bottle.

I long for the days of the ignore button.

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2007, 03:34:06 PM »
"clyde did this, clyde did that"

what are you doing?

im sick of hearing most of the tired opinions on here


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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2007, 03:35:10 PM »

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2007, 04:30:33 PM »
he interviewed the board bangers on transworld, in a serious manner
http://www.skateboarding.com/skate/video/0,23430,1684954-1487498,00.html

that was great. If all the rumors of a Big Brother rebirth are true, i hope Clyde is on the staff.

That's what's wrong with skating right there! shame on tws for even giving these guys the time of day.
Fucking pathetic! take care of your own before adopting straight faggots!

yeah, that shit is BULLSHIT.  just mainstream culture tryin to make some scratch off those of us that live it.  As far as Clyde goes, big ups on a board, or with a pen or whatever.  always been down with his writing or whtever, keeps it real.  (here's where ya'll start the hate!!)

before we'd call bullshit on that and for the most part the real heads are, but we never had the mags backing  that shit. Are they getting desperate  or something? Army ads and now this? Fuck, I hope skating dies so it sifts out all the "kick pushers" energy drinks, and 20 sport shoe companies  so it's just skating pure and simple with die hard skaters.

The only reason I'd watch that whole thing is to see if Clyde said something funny or clowned one of them.

yeah, i got about 8 seconds into it before I started to freak out.  haha, sanch said "kick pushers".  not clowning you, sanch, it just makes me laugh.  how long before that's in Webster's Dictionary (if it isn't already!!!)
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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2007, 05:02:25 PM »
dude is only funny half of the time. sub-par writer and even worse of a skater. last part didn't have one line in it.  he's one of those dudes you can never win an argue against and i find that almost as boring as his skateboarding.

I don't know... You're critique is almost a testament to what he DOES. You stated he's "only funny half the time", "a sub-par writer", "and even worse of a skater".

This dude's pretty funny, writes an industry column (and gets away with it), and on top of all of that... he skates. This guy's doing something with his day. And I agree with the post author here, Clyde's points (although sometimes lost halfway through the article) are always focused towards the integrity of skateboarding.

The Pharell bash was a good one.

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2007, 09:55:12 PM »
I think its kinda whack he's gonna start writing for transworld, that mag sucks with its shady clothing and slim jim ads
He always had the perfect ending to a skateboard mag

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #66 on: November 30, 2007, 06:59:18 AM »
every mag sucks and clyde's column will suck in all of them. he made a tiki barber retirement move when he started writing, he will never put out a part ever again.

 i'd rather read a mag where every pro picture is hated on seriously by another pro. cause some serious tension and maybe we'll get to see that markovich vs. fernadez charity boxing match.
Nothing is cool.

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #67 on: November 30, 2007, 09:00:50 AM »
wow

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #68 on: December 01, 2007, 11:19:56 PM »
he doesnt even have anything to do with pro skating

and hasnt

besides talkin shit on other people who actually skate for like 5 yrs

this nigga shoulda added himself in the number one slot as pro skaters with only ten trikkks

shit i think clyde has more like 7 or some shit

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe

if he was sober

plus the nigga whines bout coverage and hardly has any footy

IN HIS OWN  MUHFUKKKIN VIDEO

thats some got damn lazy coonfoolery bullshit right thurrr

i respect his og and all but

he dont contribute shit to skateboarding himself

writing blogs and articles is cool

but not including yourself as one of them ol ass washup up pros with no future as a pro skateboarder yourself is

coonish then a muhfukkka

specially when you are the epitomy milkman in the negro flesh

and how he gonna talk about shiloh gettin drunk

thats like the spade callin the negro nigga aint it

atleast shiloh can wake his drunk ass up and get more footy in a yr in a half

than

clyde has in the last TEN DAMN YRS

this nigga is crazy as hell

he thinks exploiting everything coonish and niggry about the negro man magniggacent via the skateboard media is more

RELEVANT THAN SKATEBOARDING ITSELF

you are a crakkk head

whoah

he should keep throwin up and pissin on himself while his crakkka ass HOMEBOYS film that shit and laugh AT HIM not WITH HIM

he aint foolin real negros with that bullshit

yall crakkkas enjoy him before his coon ass ends up on them same streets he used to skate in

again

nigga please



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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2007, 05:37:17 AM »
oh yeah
ohyeahohyeah

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2007, 07:41:16 AM »
Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2007, 07:43:46 AM »
Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid

i think its funny when peeps dont understand clyde singleton. his comedy is so obvious, hes not being SERIOUS, lighten up

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2007, 08:02:39 AM »
Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid

i think its funny when peeps dont understand clyde singleton. his comedy is so obvious, hes not being SERIOUS, lighten up
I understand clyde, I've been reading his nonsense for a decade. Yes its funny from time to time, Its also old. I'm sure even Larry the Cable Guy has more material than "Get R Dun".

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2007, 08:04:06 AM »
Dear Clyde,


Put down the race card.



Love,
suburban white kid

i think its funny when peeps dont understand clyde singleton. his comedy is so obvious, hes not being SERIOUS, lighten up
I understand clyde, I've been reading his nonsense for a decade. Yes its funny from time to time, Its also old. I'm sure even Larry the Cable Guy has more material than "Get R Dun".

ok i lose you win

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2007, 10:19:49 AM »
   Man, fuck ya'll., I know Clyde and he'll kick Larrys ass. Quit hating!@
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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2007, 01:26:15 PM »
Quote from:  "Clod Simpleton"
OOOH LAW-DEE LAWD! DEM MEAN OLE HONKEES TAWKIN MESS BOUT ME ON DA INNANET AGIN

you have to live by your own set of rules. fuck the law, fuck the law, fuck the law. burn the fuse

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2007, 07:17:21 PM »
Quote from:  "Clod Simpleton"
OOOH LAW-DEE LAWD! DEM MEAN OLE HONKEES TAWKIN MESS BOUT ME ON DA INNANET AGIN



super controversial

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #77 on: January 08, 2008, 03:10:31 PM »
Anybody seen Clyde's shit on the Transworld site?
Pretty lame so far, why would he even go there? Never mind I'm sure it was money why the fuck else would anyone want to be associated with TWS?
The dude always assumes that people are super jealous of his life whenever someone says or implies anything negative about him or his writing or (lack of) actual skate coverage.
"You mad, Scooby?"
No, just wondering why your shit is next to the coverage of Sheckler's birthday party.

Oh and check out his blog, he even talks shit about M.F. Doom, even though he used a KMD graphic for one of his boards, nice one.

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2008, 03:33:55 PM »
I like Clyde's skating but, is a fucking hypocrite. Him shit talking of MF Doom was funny though. Only great thing in that blog is the Beyonce pussy shot.

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2008, 05:04:14 PM »
Dude's writing makes me cringe.

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2008, 05:42:12 PM »
Did anyone on here remember when he used to MC the Tampa Am contests? Oh man, he was too funny! He had me and my friends rollin' for days with some of the jokes he would tell. Serious Comedian! Tamp Am these days is missin out.... Theres anew post idea....top 10 funniest skateboarders.....

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Re: Clyde Singleton Apresh
« Reply #81 on: January 08, 2008, 09:20:30 PM »
I think its kinda whack he's gonna start writing for transworld, that mag sucks with its shady clothing and slim jim ads
He always had the perfect ending to a skateboard mag
what whered you hear this?? he would be sooo bad with transworld
dah