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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2009, 06:47:56 AM »
guess you didn't see jake's mindfield ender

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2009, 07:28:07 AM »
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what the fuck, did that kid kickflip bs noseblunt a handrail?

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2009, 07:28:20 AM »
you know what's better than this kickflip though? the egg sandwich i made this morning. fucking tasty

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2009, 08:13:20 AM »
you know what's better than this kickflip though? the egg sandwich i made this morning. fucking tasty

what do you know about the egg burrito? nothing.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2009, 08:31:40 AM »
while we're making pointless comparisons, i'll take this one over curren's everyday of the year

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2009, 08:40:49 AM »
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you know what's better than this kickflip though? the egg sandwich i made this morning. fucking tasty
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what do you know about the egg burrito? nothing.

very true, egg burrito>egg sandwich. theres a place in philly that makes a good egg burrito, i forget the name. nothing beats the homemade shit though. any signature ingredients that you use in yours?

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2009, 08:58:09 AM »
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holy fuck. how hadnt i seen this?
curren and jake are both really good skateboarders. who cares dude?

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2009, 11:22:30 AM »
while we're making pointless comparisons, i'll take this one over curren's everyday of the year

That's not even the one he landed, so no.


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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »
i dont think that kickflip could have any less to do with jake johnsons existence

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2009, 12:02:06 PM »
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he likes little kids who do boardslides down handrails and ledge lipslides
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Yup, we all know how much he loves lipslides in general.
especially on ledges.
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2009, 12:02:16 PM »
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This kid is going to single-handedly retire a lot of 90s pros.
Skate videos have been downhill ever since 411VM #20

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2009, 12:04:08 PM »
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This kid is going to single-handedly retire a lot of 90s pros.
I doubt it. Those bums stick together, and the fags on slap support them.


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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2009, 12:08:10 PM »
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what the fuck, did that kid kickflip bs noseblunt a handrail?

that rail is insanely steep. its at woodside high.
if you go there it only makes the trick 10 times gnarlier.
mark suciu ftw.
I mean, if the creator of the universe is truly concerned with where you put your penis, then surely he has an opinion on who had the best part in Fully Flared.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2009, 01:56:45 PM »
nice one KidofUrbanSurroundings

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2009, 02:25:07 PM »
Every kickflip jake johnson does > every kickflip childoftheghetto ever did
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2009, 03:41:24 PM »
Curren shits on jake

when did this expression enter the vernacular? the only place i have ever seen/heard it is on this mssgboard.

who knows though, maybe it will go viral and enter other areas of society...

"hey, yeah come on in mr. childoftheghetto--it's time for your quarterly review.
 first of all, i just wanted to say that your sales report from this quarter totally fuckin' shits on the one from last quarter. keep up the good work!"

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2009, 03:44:58 PM »
It's apparent that you don't watch any sports, or chill with people that are cool.


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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2009, 04:02:15 PM »
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It's apparent that you don't watch any sports, or chill with people that are cool.
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hahaha that was the gayest shit i ever heard...fuck sports!
Well, now we know who got picked last at P.E.


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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2009, 07:08:17 PM »
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It's apparent that you don't watch any sports, or chill with people that are cool.
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hahaha that was the gayest shit i ever heard...fuck sports!
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Well, now we know who got picked last at P.E.
lol

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2009, 07:30:43 PM »
while we're making pointless comparisons, i'll take this one over curren's everyday of the year


woah, great cover.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2009, 08:12:59 PM »
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It's apparent that you don't watch any sports, or chill with people that are cool.
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hahaha that was the gayest shit i ever heard...fuck sports!

and "fuck sports" was the gayest shit IVE ever heard.... you have to be like 14 or 15...

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2009, 12:30:45 AM »
great thread, thanx cotg for another waste of my time.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2009, 11:38:09 AM »
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while we're making pointless comparisons, i'll take this one over curren's everyday of the year

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That's not even the one he landed, so no.

yeah, anyone with one eyeball that saw the part can tell that...but thanks for trying to correct my opinion...good work.    
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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2009, 01:56:49 PM »
does anybody have a pic of jake's kickflip gravis ad? because that is one of the best kickflip photos ever.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #54 on: November 01, 2009, 07:21:46 PM »
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Curren shits on jake
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when did this expression enter the vernacular? the only place i have ever seen/heard it is on this mssgboard.

who knows though, maybe it will go viral and enter other areas of society...

"hey, yeah come on in mr. childoftheghetto--it's time for your quarterly review.
 first of all, i just wanted to say that your sales report from this quarter totally fuckin' shits on the one from last quarter. keep up the good work!"
people use that expression all the time where i live.

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #55 on: November 01, 2009, 07:23:46 PM »


last trick is obv. best kickflip of all time but cotg will just manage to make up some shit about "style" to disregard it because slap guys like 'em

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #56 on: November 01, 2009, 09:26:23 PM »
justin brock's kickflip in the first nike video over that bump was amazing, i think it's in his berrics real thing too?

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #57 on: November 02, 2009, 11:19:51 AM »
COTG hasnt been edgy enough lately, so he made this thread. 
so true. And i was starting to think COTG turned soft....

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Re: This kickflip>Jake Johnson's existence.
« Reply #58 on: November 03, 2009, 09:43:55 PM »
dont give a fuck about this kid