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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1710 on: August 21, 2016, 09:39:42 AM »
imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

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« Reply #1711 on: August 21, 2016, 11:01:42 AM »
imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

Why cant the global manufacturers just make the cure for everybody and also for your brother/sister/wife ? isnt that person also part of the human race ?

Just make a deal with the company to give it to your brother/sister/wife first

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1712 on: August 21, 2016, 12:32:56 PM »
im selfish af so id stick myself with it

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1713 on: August 21, 2016, 02:35:58 PM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?



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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1714 on: August 22, 2016, 08:41:28 AM »
Do you need to send in a sponsor-me tape in order to get an AA sponsor?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1715 on: August 22, 2016, 09:11:40 AM »
People can't say "Wageningen", but can say "Van Der Linden" no problem.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1716 on: August 22, 2016, 09:29:02 AM »
imagine your brother/sister/wife.. is terminally ill. She's got cancer. and in a coma!
You receive the perfect syringe with the cure.

BUT it is THE cure for all cancers on the planet.
Would you give it and save his/her life OR let him/her die and give it away for global manufacturing, thus saving human race?
(note that you must infact decide alone because the patient is comatized!)

Why cant the global manufacturers just make the cure for everybody and also for your brother/sister/wife ? isnt that person also part of the human race ?

Just make a deal with the company to give it to your brother/sister/wife first
he/she is too ill and the global cure would be too late.
Also the cure was made by accident.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1717 on: August 22, 2016, 09:40:58 AM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?




Back when I was a junkie, I had to use a a spoon to get rock solid pieces of shit out of my system. Not my prodest moments...

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1718 on: August 22, 2016, 11:37:39 AM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?




As a kid, I'd definitely pick the marble. Way cooler than playing with bearing balls, or those cheap dollar store clear marbles that came with a flame-like smudge of red paint inside. I'd make it my designated hitter if it was big enough. If it was small, I'd just wager it and lose so some other kid would have to touch something that came out of my dick.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1719 on: August 22, 2016, 12:26:36 PM »
I'd shit out the softball. Anyone who has had a catheter would.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1720 on: August 26, 2016, 01:06:25 AM »
I'd shit out the softball. Anyone who has had a catheter would.

yeah besides, can you imagine how good that crap would feel?

Us mans don't really get much chance at experiencing the wonder of birth,
windmill pitching out your pooper just might serve as a close second.
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1721 on: August 28, 2016, 04:33:18 PM »
Sometimes my fingertips touch an object and I immediately get an overwhelming smell of the object to the point that it freaks me out.



I'm so bored at work.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1722 on: August 28, 2016, 04:42:34 PM »
is a parking block called a parking block because its a block or because it blocks cars from hitting the curb??

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1723 on: August 29, 2016, 10:02:53 AM »
If someone would be willing to get a job as a security dude so people would be able to skate a spot, then quit once they got the trick or whatever

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1724 on: August 29, 2016, 11:34:27 AM »
security guards usually work for a third party company and it would be a terrible idea to have it set up so that entry level job applicants picked the area they wanted to be assigned to.

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« Reply #1725 on: August 29, 2016, 11:57:45 AM »
security guards usually work for a third party company and it would be a terrible idea to have it set up so that entry level job applicants picked the area they wanted to be assigned to.

Ah, didn't know it worked that way

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1726 on: August 29, 2016, 01:13:00 PM »
it's probably different from place to place, but in the bigger cities i've skated in the same security companies will have guards at different buildings and multiple security companies will work in the same area.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1727 on: August 30, 2016, 09:51:15 AM »
Why is it required to turn off the circuit breakers or at least the main breaker, before an electrician starts service? If nothing is plugged in, would it even matter?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1728 on: August 30, 2016, 10:24:06 AM »
Why is it required to turn off the circuit breakers or at least the main breaker, before an electrician starts service? If nothing is plugged in, would it even matter?

So you don't get electrocuted you dumb fuck

Although most electricians work with wires hot anyways cuz they know what they are doing

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1729 on: August 30, 2016, 10:36:58 AM »
Why is it required to turn off the circuit breakers or at least the main breaker, before an electrician starts service? If nothing is plugged in, would it even matter?

So you don't get electrocuted you dumb fuck

Although most electricians work with wires hot anyways cuz they know what they are doing

Ummmm no they dont.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1730 on: August 30, 2016, 10:43:04 AM »
First off Eric Ricks you suck. Second, I should have asked what do you mean "before electrician starts service"? Third, fuck you Eric Ricks

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« Reply #1731 on: August 30, 2016, 10:11:20 PM »
There's only a switch with a padlock over the plastic cover, above the meter...no wires to fuck with. If you cut the lock, the electric company knows you're stealing service. I had to wait eight hours for electricity but wasn't going to do anything illegal. I was just curious why they want all the breakers off. They weren't off but nothing bad happened to our: computers, TVs and PS4s. Also, I spent fifteen minutes using alternate phrases looking for an answer before posting here. I would have to look through an electrical engineering book to find the answer, but was hopeful that someone was educated enough in that area...should, "of," known better.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1732 on: August 31, 2016, 11:42:02 AM »
Can anyone help me with this movie question? I just watched The Hateful Eight last night, and I feel like this issue is too big of a mixup to have just been a mistake and has some other meaning.

When the new sheriff of Red Rock gets into the wagon with Kurt Russel and they're bantering back and forth, he says he'll buy them dinner and booze in Red Rock for picking them up. Kurt matter of factly says "I don't drink."

Once they're in the cabin, Kurt spends quite a bit of time at the little bar area and is shown several times drinking.

For some reason I can't stop thinking about it today. Anyone else notice this or have a theory about it?
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1733 on: August 31, 2016, 04:11:17 PM »
There's only a switch with a padlock over the plastic cover, above the meter...no wires to fuck with. If you cut the lock, the electric company knows you're stealing service. I had to wait eight hours for electricity but wasn't going to do anything illegal. I was just curious why they want all the breakers off. They weren't off but nothing bad happened to our: computers, TVs and PS4s. Also, I spent fifteen minutes using alternate phrases looking for an answer before posting here. I would have to look through an electrical engineering book to find the answer, but was hopeful that someone was educated enough in that area...should, "of," known better.

By "start service" do you mean the power company turning on your electricity, or sending an electrician over to fix shit? Most likely your stuff was fine because it's all relatively new/the circuitry in your house is up to date. Older houses with older circuitry and appliances might not be able to take power surges as well, so they probably just ask everyone to turn off their breakers before connecting them to the transmission lines just to be safe.

If you meant an electrician coming over to fix shit, it's so that they don't get electrocuted while messing with your house's electrical system.

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« Reply #1734 on: September 01, 2016, 08:10:01 AM »
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Right on. That makes sense. I got confused because they weren't repairing a fuse. They just sent someone over to turn on a switch by the meter. My dog kept barking at him for the entire minute he was there.

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1735 on: September 06, 2016, 05:46:41 AM »
I was watching "Do The Right Thing" last night, and early in the movie when Buggin' Out asks for extra cheese Sal says that extra cheese is $2.00. The slice itself is $1.50, so does that mean it's $2.00 total, or $2.00 on the original price for a total of $3.50?

Also I just found out that Buggin' Out is Gus from "Breaking Bad" so that's interesting too...
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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1736 on: September 07, 2016, 05:40:28 PM »
Would you rather poop out a softball or pee out a marble?




Thought about this post today as I felt like I was shitting out a softball. Never pushed that hard in my life. It wasn't even that girthy but godamn by b hole hurts so bad all day can't even fart

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1737 on: September 09, 2016, 11:48:15 PM »
Has anyone refered to mic-e reyes as mice reyes to his face? I sure wish they would then report back to whatever.
Was mic-e like chuck-y in fresh? 'Call me mic-e I kick the stupid dope moves'. Maybe he's got a good reason but it's always struck me silly

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1738 on: September 10, 2016, 11:25:08 AM »
Did Walt Disney have a secret stash of animated porn?

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Re: Things You Pondered Today
« Reply #1739 on: September 10, 2016, 11:31:13 AM »
Did Walt Disney have a secret stash of animated porn?

Id wager no . Walt was not a animator if I remember correctly , atleast not on the level of ub iwerks.  And back then producing animated movies took alot of time and work . You would need alot of man power to create a even short movie . So walt would have to have his staff animate it for him which by default not make it a secret