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2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« on: January 20, 2016, 06:25:57 AM »
i don't know about you guys but this is one of my favorite things to joke about in skateboarding currently...post your best TMZ-esque article predictions from Ride Channel that we'll see this year, here are some I'm hoping we'll see

This Footage of Tyler Bledsoe at EDC Will Make Your Day
Tyler loves to party.

Justin Bieber May Have Hit The Paparazzi With His Skateboard
Bieber is down with Hopps.

Torey Pudwill Announced That He Is Vegan
Torey loves his Greens.

Trainwreck, Ragdoll, and Lizard King Start Nickname Skateboards

You never saw this coming.

Pontus Alv sells Polar Skateboards to Poler Camp Stuff
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Green Day Lyrics on Griptape are taking the World by Storm
I walk a lonely road.

Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day gets a Signature Wheel on Paradise Wheels

Welcome to Paradise.

Nike SB admits to injecting Leticia Bufoni's breasts with Lunarlon
Ultra-Cush.


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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2016, 06:49:17 AM »
Am I missing something here?? What's with the whole Green Day grip tape shit?? 

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2016, 06:50:22 AM »
The non-industry related ones are something along this lines of...

"This skater you've probably never heard of just did the ____est [trick] of [year]"

Click through and it's buried in some 5 minute video part instead of a 10 second clip, so I don't bother to watch.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 06:51:38 AM »
guy on hockey

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2016, 07:12:45 AM »
Slap Forum's "2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS"
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2016, 07:28:52 AM »

Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day gets a Signature Wheel on Paradise Wheels[/b]
Welcome to Paradise.



this one was good.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2016, 07:42:12 AM »
Watch Daewon do (insert trick) manny (insert trick) out on a mini ramp

Daewon proves once again he is the best

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2016, 11:06:20 AM »
Jamie Thomas sells soul to the Devil and gets back on Toy Machine.
Welcome to Hell.

Louie Barletta Reveals Real Age

You won't believe this one.

Aaron Herrington confused for Aaron Harrington from Zero's "Thrill of It All"
Can you see the real Aaron?

Dane Burman quit all his sponsors and now rides for Anti Hero
Zero to Hero real quick.

The Decenzo Brothers got a girl pregnant in Japan
Plan B across the Globe.

Nyjah Huston purchases the Hudson River for $3.4 Million
This River could win Street League.

Antoine Asselin was detained for having $10 of weed in the Dime Shop
Possession of a Dime inside Dime.






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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2016, 02:08:06 PM »

The Decenzo Brothers got a girl pregnant in Japan
Plan B across the Globe.


Two bro's, one girl, how many babies?
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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2016, 02:59:13 PM »
Jaws In Hospital For Emergency Knee Surgury
And He Wasn't Even Skating

Lil Wayne Just Did His First Tre Flip
Weezy Might Be Down After All

RIDE Is Pleased To Annonce: Steven Fernandez On Staff
Reaching Out To Our Younger Audience
I have two words for you: greg lutza's fedora

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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2016, 05:52:20 PM »
Chris Joslin Just 360 Flipped El Toro
Taming the Bull

Steve Berra Has Insta-Beef With a 12 Year Old
Mikey's Verdict: sawft


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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2016, 06:27:00 PM »
lmao some of yall are too much  ::)
would you rather read an abudabi post or have a screwdriver shoved up your ass?

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2016, 06:07:13 AM »

RIDE Is Pleased To Annonce: Steven Fernandez On Staff
Reaching Out To Our Younger Audience

DUDE YES!

Nike SB: "Yes, we did pay for Leticia's Boob Job"
Gleaming the Boob.

A Brief History of Relevant "Dave's" In Skateboarding
Weirdo Dave, Black Dave, and the D3.

Lakai Footwear Team converts to Judaism
Lakai'm, Shalom.

Phelps finally buys a new pair of shoes that aren't Emerica MJ's
Marc Johnson is pissed.

This guys snorted a line of cocaine and then crooked grinded a 12 stair rail

This will blow your mind.

Alien Workshop announces collaboration with a plant company
Photosynthesis.

Greco arrested for beating someone at a demo with a weapon
Probably a hammer.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2016, 05:15:47 PM »
I McClung, U McClung, We all McClung for McClung-zee-Klung
Oh brothers, where art thous

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2016, 05:33:00 PM »
Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!
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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2016, 05:53:27 PM »
this thread has given me the most enjoyment out of skateboarding in a long time
Good to know photoshopped jizz is the line that SLAP doesn't cross. Pansies.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2016, 10:19:53 PM »
this thread has given me the most enjoyment out of skateboarding in a long time

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2016, 04:55:00 AM »
Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!

fuck yeah

Kelly Clarkson collaborates with your favorite truck company
Miss Independent.

Mike Mo and Vince Capaldi announce that they are "Allergic to the Sun"
The real Sunhaters.

Hopps just put on a bunch of pornstars
Enjoy the ride.

Shorty's hands out disaster relief kits after California flood

"I haven't eaten in days, but at least I've got two black panthers, some wax, and a 'fufill the dream' sticker."

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2016, 07:26:52 AM »
The non-industry related ones are something along this lines of...

"This skater you've probably never heard of just did the ____est [trick] of [year]"


Yo that primoslide/darkslide kid and all his fans were so butthurt when they did that shit to him hahaha.
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Good to know photoshopped jizz is the line that SLAP doesn't cross. Pansies.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2016, 12:08:38 PM »
Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!

fuck yeah

Kelly Clarkson collaborates with your favorite truck company
Miss Independent.

Mike Mo and Vince Capaldi announce that they are "Allergic to the Sun"
The real Sunhaters.

Hopps just put on a bunch of pornstars
Enjoy the ride.

Shorty's hands out disaster relief kits after California flood

"I haven't eaten in days, but at least I've got two black panthers, some wax, and a 'fufill the dream' sticker."

These ones just had me audibly laughing here at my desk at work. Killing it.

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2016, 02:02:31 PM »
Bam Margera: "New Shoe Company, All Mexican Team Riders"
Adio's Amigos.

Josh Hawkins may have double flipped this 14 stair, but he shit his pants right afterward
A Crappy Medium.

Nike SB: "We never paid Jason Hernandez for making any of our videos"

Quite a Debacle.

also we're on QS

WE'RE FUCKING FAMOUS

http://quartersnacks.com/2016/01/hit-an-island-like-gilligan/



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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2016, 06:20:05 AM »
Watch Bobby de Kyzer skate at Old Faithful in Yellowstone National Park
Bobby de Geyser.

Ishod has mysteriously stopped putting out footage
Wair could he be???

Keith Hufnagel quits HUF and opens up HufBagel in SF
Wait What?

Benny Fairfax: "Grab tricks are sick"
Bennyhana!

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« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2016, 05:01:18 PM »
Checkout Alex Olson in his New 917 edit.
Olson Brings the funk

12 year old kid does 1080 in contest run.
I guess schools out...

New Gino Part.
We'd watch him shop.



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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2016, 11:58:04 AM »


juicy
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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2016, 03:31:28 AM »
Transgender group in court with Transworld magazine
Subtleties
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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2016, 05:36:08 PM »
Not really a prediction, but honestly something along the lines of

It was a hell of a Ride
Thank you for all your support over the last couple of years

would make me happy the most.

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« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2016, 04:14:43 AM »
I'm rolling in my desk chair. Please, more

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« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2016, 01:50:37 PM »
Watch Leo Romero get punched in the face at a nightclub
Back on Foundation

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Re: 2016 RIDE CHANNEL ARTICLE TITLE PREDICTIONS
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2016, 09:24:14 PM »
Shawn Powers skates to the B-52s in his latest part
Rock Lobster!
this one cant be topped

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« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2016, 10:27:27 PM »
JOSH KASPER IS OVER HIP HOP
Watch him ollie a DJ in this classic clip with bonus footage of the rest of the Osiris team play peckertag paintball

FULFILL HER DREAM
Oral sex tips from your favorite ex-Shorty's pros.

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