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Chapter 14
« on: January 22, 2019, 04:22:37 PM »
Awkward hooker Chapter 14

 A while back I hit up a hooker

 On List Crawler / it's pretty much the new back page

 So I hit up a few chicks that's how it works
And one or two will get back to you or so that day and

 Ether text you or tell you to call them and tell will chop down the details
Of there hourly rate


 I find one chill or I thought

  Go across town
 Hit the hotel and text she saids go to the room number I knock she opens the door
  I come in and I hear shower going but don't think much of it
 We chop down and she's like $250 and that's more then what she said on the phone she said $200 on the phone I'm like I only got $200
 And she saids ok $200 for 45 mins I'm like naw a hour
She said s 50 mins
 I'm like naw and I'm about to walk out then she's like ok

 Give her the $200
 and then she said where do u want to start I say suck my cock and she's smiles and tells me to sitting down and I do and take off my pants and she start suck me off
And then the shower stops and I can hear someone getting out the shower and moving around in the hotel bathroom righ befor I can ask who's in the bathroom
The person opens the hotel bathroom door and walks out of the hotel  bathroom into the hotel room where I'm getting my cock sucked

 It's a fat ass chick with a towel around her fat as fuck board fat ass body I'm like o fuck like hell naw this chick is fat as fucking fuck nasty  .<<~<<{[((()))]}>>~>>.

 I'm like wtf

 And the chick that's sucking my cock says that her road dog bitch she a bad bitch but she's cool and the fat bitch says hello and I'm like
 Wtf like imagine a hippopotamus times 10 fat no fear walking around with a towel
 And then the worst happens when Im About to. Ask if the hippo can leave the room the Hippo drops the towel and starts charging nude like my cock went to getting a hard in the blowjob to wanting to invert into my body

 On first sin against nature sights of the fat fucking hippo
This is hell naw please god no wtf fuck this I'm like what the fuck and the chick sucking me off is trying to go back to sucking my cock I. Like just twisted on this no like fuck life 

Way
 Now I dropped $200 and I'm saying can the the fat bitch leave the room and the chick sucking my cock says no she's the road dog bitch she's her protection she won't do any but she's gonna watch us fuck I'm like naw I'm just blunt as fuck at the point say I'm not into fat chicks and I'm like she needs to leave I Didn't pay for no fat fuck watching extra and the chick sucking my cock is like there ain't nobody leaving the room but you / meaning me / after I nut or my time runs out .. and she's like and your time / my time / it's ticking by the minute
 And if I want to fuck I better get my shit together and fuck the bullshit and just get back into the game and I'm like fuc., fuck man like fuck wtf

 Tripping balls on this fat bitch that stopped getting dressed now when I spoke up about I'm not into fat bitchs and I'm now like I'm really like fuck
The chick starts sucking my cock again and the fat bitch just the worse part just puts on a swim suit and sits down in a chair right on the other side of the room facing me looks right at me while I'm getting my cock sucked

And then the chick stops sucking my dick and takes me to the bed and still facing the fat bitch
-----fat hippo bitch
  -Hooker bitch
- Me behind her /doggy style  me made to face the fat hippo bitch

I start to try to fuck the hooker bitch worse on worse fat hippo bitch starts finger he fat hippo pussy right out of nowhere

And I'm now like wtf the fuck and I'm really fuck tripping balls
 And this is about the fandom worse shit ever

Right when I just say fuck it and just keep fucking the hooker bitch
Hooker bitch saids I have only have 3 minutes let and the. That trips me up now I'm like what's

 And hooker bitch saids 2 - 3 minutes now left I'm like fuck
2 turns into 1 minute and the 1 and times up
And then I'm like what I what fuck then the fat bitch stands up worst part fat hippo bitchs pantys are still mov d to the side from her fingering her fat self

And saids I'm down get dress now I'm like fuck wtf
Fuck fat hippo bitchs gets closer and closer to me and I'm just like how was that 50 mins and hooker chick said it wasn't it was 30 minutes cuz I was rude to her road dog I like wtf
 That's wack and then she's like your wack / me / I'm like fuck
Fat bitch steps up to me and tells me to get the fuck out and I leave

$200 for 30 minutes of one of the worst awkward fuck set up ever

 




« Last Edit: January 22, 2019, 04:34:19 PM by stan »

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2019, 04:28:36 PM »
Gold. Iím wondering how fat this roadbitch was.

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2019, 04:43:07 PM »
wtf the fuck

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2019, 04:46:50 PM »
at least moderately to tremendously thick

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2019, 07:54:47 PM »
At least no shrink wrap this time.

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2019, 10:06:45 PM »
At first I was like "Shit, is he sober or did he hire an editor?" then I was like "fuck wtf... "

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2019, 12:41:51 AM »
You should have read the fine print! Or maybe you should have enforced a penalty-discount, cause big bertha was being a voyeur.


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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2019, 01:37:47 AM »
Hahah so much gold in this!! Keep your head up high Stan!

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2019, 03:04:22 AM »
thanks, stan.

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2019, 09:41:51 AM »
dont shalom me if you don't know me.

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2019, 10:36:49 AM »
Stan ya legend.
Can you make a chapter about your first love/ girlfriend? I want to delve deeper Into youíre psychological mindset toward the ladies

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2019, 11:34:08 AM »

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2019, 11:51:41 AM »
THEY OWE

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2019, 03:13:58 PM »
Thank you stan, for this amazing story

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2019, 11:41:48 AM »
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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Re: Chapter 14
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2019, 11:42:04 AM »
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD